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>Walk into local bookstore
>See "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter." Displayed.
>Walk out of local bookstore
>Walk into Chapters
>See "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" Being displayed.
>Fuck this shit.

>> No.889819

>Walk Into Borders
>Shrine of Twilight
>Edward Standee
>fangirls
>FUCKING BORDERS

>> No.889836

>Walk into bookstore
>Empty
>Fuck yeah.

>> No.889842

>walk into bookstore
>blast it with piss

>> No.889848

>>889814
I've never read either of these, is there something wrong with them ?

>> No.889853

>>889848

Yes.

-EVERYTHING-.

>> No.889857

>stroll into my CEO's private library
>he told the 3 people he's considering for a sweet, high-paying job to choose a book and report to him
>one guy chooses Sun Tzu
>one girl chooses The Prince
>I grab a copy of Atlas Shrugged
>I got the job

>> No.889860

>>889848
I got pride and prejudice and zzombies when we had to read p and p


I aced the class

>> No.889873

>walk into local bookstore
>It's a fucking house filled with used books, with a room devoted to each genre
>fuck yeah

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889895

>Walk into Book City
>Go to Sci-Fi section
>It's one tiny shelf, half covered in Terry Pratchett.
>Twilight, Guide to Surviving a Dinosaur attack, Zombie Survivial Guide, and other shit fills the front of the store.
>Never return.

>> No.889929

>Walk into HMV
>Buy Gravity's Rainbow and Crime and Punishment
>Wait a minute, this isn't a book store!
>Confusion

>> No.889936

>walk into bookstore
>walk out with my selections
>oh wait i didn't pay for anything
everything went exactly as planned

>> No.889939

>walk into bookstore
>pick out book
>cashier is a midger
>laugh in his face
>not allowed to come back

>> No.889942

>>889939
midget, not midger

>> No.889970

>>889942
No, I think he was a midger.

>> No.889973
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889973

>Walk into local bookstore
>Ask for Nietzsche's Antichrist
>Realize there's blood on your face
>Realize I am the Antichrist
>Get more Vodka and go home

>> No.889977

>>889973
GOATS HAVE CREEPY FUCKING EYES !!!

>> No.889995

>>889973
What is that pic from?

>> No.890273

>>889895
>Book City
HOLY FUCK YOU LIVE IN TASMANIA?