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[Anonymous No.8891087]

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.8891089]

>this many sniffs
come on man are u impersonating joyce or zizek

[Anonymous No.8891100]

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff ... OH yes mo chroí .... sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff .... leor pungent go deimhin ... sé sin .... dare rá liom .... sssssssnniff ... uibheacha smell mé? ...... sniff sniff .... hmmm ... yes ... go leor mar sin mo stór .... sniff .... uibheacha go leor pungent yes mór sin ..... ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff .... ah yes ... agus chomh .... leid .... sniff .... cáis ..... leor fliuch mo chroí .... sniff ... ach de yes ... beidh sé seo a dhéanamh nicely .... sniff ..... thoil mo daor .... ceann eile má tá tú le do thoil .... deas mór anois ....

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Oh yes ... an-mhaith! .... An-sloppy agus fliuch mo chroí .... hmmmmm ... go titim de nugget Feicim ar an imeall? ... Hmmmm ..... lig dom. .... iúl dom ach blas beag roimh an sniff mo stór ....... hmmmmm .... hmm..yes .... Is é sin le beagán íogair seacláide mo daor .... ah yes .... lig dom buille faoi thuairim ... curaí don dinnéar? .... OH ceart go leor tá mé .... nach bhfuil mé? .... OK .... am le haghaidh sniff ..... sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff ..... Hmmm ... hhhmmmmm Feicim ... yes .... yes go deimhin, chomh maith curaí ...... Hmmm .... Is é sin cumhráin go leor faoi deara .... yes ... ..onion agus seatnaí gairleog Glacaim leis mo chroí? ..... hmmmmm .... yes leor .....

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Oh Ní raibh mé ag súil go ... sin séideán beag mo chroí ... arna ghabháil .Tá tú dom as garda ... yes ... mar sin mhín bhí sé cé ... hmmmm ... lig dom blas an ceann seo beag ... ach amháin sniff beag ... ..sniff ... ah ... .ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff ... agus fós ... chomh láidir ... yes ... an boladh ... .sniff sniff ... hmmm ... .is gur féidir ... .sniff ... .hmmm ... .i blas beagnach sé mo chroí ... ..yes ... .just ... sniff ... .ar beag whiff níos mó má tú le do thoil ... ..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff ... ah yes tá mé é anois ... .yes leor ... .hhhhmmmm ... delectable mo chroí ... ..quite fíorálainn yes ... dare ..I rá ... sniff ... .An ceann is pungent fós mo chroí ... .ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff ... .yes ....