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> (((Ebenezer)))
> hates Christmas
> loves money

What the Dickens did he mean by this?

>> No.8887706
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8887706

>>8887698
Scrooge is Jew :^0

>> No.8887711

>>8887698

>Ends up loving Christmas and not caring about money

He means the Jew can be redeemed.

There is hope, even for the Jew.

>> No.8887722

>raised in boarding school where you were socially neglected even on christmas
>get older
>abusive biological father disowns you
>your unironic best friend is your sister
>your sister dies
>live in a workhouse
>your employer is nice and you meet some nice girl but you're still tired of your own poverty
>eventually you're able to make some money so you can live life with girl comfortably
>she breaks up with you on christmas
>then your only friend is your business partner
>he dies on christmas
>your sister's son makes fun of you because of your distaste for christmas
>live alone
>slowly die while your employee feels only pity for you
>time passes
>get called a jew on 4chan

>> No.8887781

>>8887722

:( poor Scrooge.

His firm could have made bank trading Christmas futures.

>> No.8887847

>>8887722
>autistic and unmoved by pretty much all literature
>read Christmas Carol
>Scrooge is so sad I start crying like a bitch
I hate that all cultural depictions of him outside the novella are just "rich cunt that learns the spirit of christmas"

>> No.8887914

He was not a jew, just a confused, blue pilled white person who understood the ethical dilemma through christian ideology.
>>8887706
I saw you post that in another thread. Do you literally not have more pictures to post?

>> No.8887960

>>8887847
True, in the novella it's made very clear that he Had A Hard Life(Tm) and we're supposed to pity him in some way

>> No.8888334

>>8887914
FUCKING THIS, If he was a true volskisch redpilled man he would have taken the iron pill and hit them weights bruh, but nah he stayed a bluepilled beta male bitch