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Is it a dumb idea to send my ex an essay I wrote on my feelings for her? It's like 1-2 pages long. She moved out of our place because she hated her job and the city we lived in but I don't think there's any bad blood. Would the essay accomplish anything? I doubt she'd come back to me. I think it's rather good, though.

>> No.8871805

>>8871803

Yes that's an autistic idea.

Just send a simple text saying you wanna talk or something.

>> No.8871807

Post the essay.

>> No.8871840

>>8871803
please post it.

>> No.8871846

>>8871803
Post the essay or post a pic of yourself wearing her underwear.

The thread will no progress until one of those things happens.

>> No.8871849

>>8871846
preach

>> No.8871867

>>8871803
Post the essay here but please for the love of God do not send it to the girl.

>> No.8871870
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8871870

please post the essay

>> No.8871871

>>8871803
This is literally the perfect opportunity to turn off your computer and go read a book instead.

>> No.8871887

This is the single most fedora thing I've ever read. Yeah, send her the essay, and your testicles, and then kill yourself, I'm begging

>> No.8871936

>>8871846
kek

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>>8871805
This. Everybody can have lapses in judgement when these kind of breakup situations happen. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, OP, and assuming you're an otherwise normal guy. So please do this instead

>> No.8871954

>>8871803
>I doubt she'd come back to me
Stop right there and just don't.

>> No.8871961

>>8871887
>>8871950
Holy shit. I'm new to this site, you guys are fucking savage! Really enjoying it

>> No.8871976

>>8871803
You're stuck in the feminine part of your personality. You need her more than she needs you and she'll never respect or love you while that's the case, or even want to hear from you
If it's actually good though, try to get it published

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>>8871803
Do it if you want her to hate you and think of you as a sperg forever.

>> No.8872067

>>8871961
savage senpai!! haha totally SAVAGE senpai yea u guys ripped me apart that's an L! i took that L senpai haha yall are straight SAVAGE hahaha dab dab

>> No.8872082

please don't post the essay

>> No.8872102

>>8872037
me at the beginning of 2016 v. me at the end of 2016

>> No.8872104

>>8871803

goddammit, Jason

>> No.8872210

>>8872037
>>8872102
>my waifu after /lit/
>my waifu before /lit/
Thanks, guys!

>> No.8872263

>>8871803
nobody here knows u well enough to give any on-point advice

ask a friend or think for yourself

>> No.8872265

>>8871803
post the essay plz baka desu senpai

>> No.8872296

>>8871803
how stupid does someone have to be to ask for advice

not asking for info on how to do something, but literally someone who can't think well enough for themselves to know what they should do

I get it if you want feedback on the essay, but you haven't posted it

>> No.8872313

>>8872263
You don't have to know more about him. Does anything he wrote sound like a good idea in any way?

>> No.8872317

>>8871803
never put women on a pedestal like that.

they realise you're so desperate for them that they can manipulate you into worshiping them as an ego boost while finding a new serious bf behind your back and just fucking off with no explanation once they're bored of messing you around. Seriously, women just do not have any sense of right or wrong; they play with you in a similar way a predator might play with an incapacitated animal - chewing it, scratching at it and tearing bits off while it's still wailing in pain. I doubt they understand exactly what it is they do, it's like an automatic process, and so feel no guilt.

>> No.8872388

>>8872037
Sexuality was a mistake

>> No.8872402

>>8872313
i've gotten an ex back w a love letter

so yes

>> No.8872405

>>8872317
desperation during courting signals you are a poor mate with not many prospects.

It's men's great tragedy that we were made into the sedative romantics, and women into the Machiavellian sex. It makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint, though, breeding for females is far more taxing and they have only so many eggs.

>> No.8872407

>>8872405
>sedative
sensitive*

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8872412

>>8872405
>sedative romantics

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8872414

>>8872405
>sedative romantics

indeed

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>>8872412
>>8872414
already corrected you missed your opportunity.

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8872422

>>8872402
Really? Tell us more. how long was it and how long after the break-up was it sent? What did you wrote about?

t. 1.5 years after breakup

>> No.8872424

>>8872421
we all know it wasn't a mistake

>> No.8872432

>>8872424
are you telling me my phone knows better then I do what does it mean

>> No.8872434

>>8872432
there's no need to go on the defensive, friend

your preferences are safe with us

>> No.8872437 [DELETED] 

I wrote a handwritten letter in 2014 and posted it through the door of a girl who had stopped wanting to see me suddenly. I passed her as I walked home but pretended not to see her. Several times over the next two years she text me enthusiastically asking how I was and where I was living and if I wanted to meet up but I realized I wasn't attracted to her and eventually just stopped responding. She's hit the wall now.

>> No.8872442

>>8872434
>defensive
more like I'm genuinely curious why it amused you. sedative romantic is a nonsensical phrase to my mind. Fill me in what it means to you

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8872460

>>8872437
>had oneitis with teenage girlfriend who I was with all through our adolescence
>she went off to a different college and turned into a huge whore almost instantly
>totally crushed me, couldn't even look at other girls for several years while I was still obsessed with her
>look her up on social media
>ugly and fat, hit the wall hard, working in some shitty job going no place with some manlet bf

that's right you cunt, now you're as ugly on the outside as you always were on the inside!

>> No.8872470

>>8872460
why would any self-respecting male get oneititus in 2016? Every female "sexually liberated" so getting laid is easier than ever. You literally have to be an agoraphobic basement dweller who ever leaves his cave to not get pussy on the regular. It's especially abundant in liberal colleges. It is the only cure for it.

>> No.8872484

post it

>> No.8872504

"Wow, this essay made me want to fuck the writer" - literally not a single girl ever

>> No.8872526
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8872526

>>8872504

>What is AUDIENCE PUSSY?

>> No.8872541

Women feel two things toward men they don't love anymore

1) Nothing

2) An ego trip that you'd still gratefully lick them clean after they pee, even while their REAL MAN New Hotness new boyfriend Ricardo the Space Marine Doctor is in the next room with his inhumanly large penis, waiting to do to their cervix what Mike Tyson does to guys who come onto him in prison

The combination of (1) and (2) directed at you is possibly the most humiliating thing you can ever experience

Don't talk to ex-girlfriends

At all

>> No.8872548

>>8872541
Can confirm as a woman. Also women love to share the shit their exes send them to their friends so prepare for laughinggirls.jpeg

>> No.8872552

>>8872548
Timestamped tits or gtfo

>> No.8872553

>>8871803

Keep it to yourself.

>> No.8872554

>>8872548
Tell us more about women's evil, please. I need cautionary tales.

>> No.8872556

>>8871961
yeah we're rad xDD

>> No.8872559

>>8872541

What about if they go off with manlets who wear comic book t-shirts and unironically watch Disney movies and read YA fiction?

It's not supposed to happen but it do.

>> No.8872563

>>8872554
Give me a starting point

>> No.8872565

>>8872559
Then desu you should be happy for the nerd that he's getting it in. Bros before hos.

Only the most pathetic kind of man plays women's little game of turning against his fellow men just to get some pussy. You should care way more about the implicit respect of that guy (both ways) than about her meaningless capricious affections.

>> No.8872566

I'll send that bitch an essay

Bitches love essays

>> No.8872567

>>8872563
if a woman ever says she doesnt know how she feels towards you, does she really mean it?

>> No.8872568

>>8872563
I'm down to hear more about how women see former lovers in vulnerable positions of still worshiping them. Especially if they really loved the guy too, and they simply don't anymore.

Or women using male energy/affections/courtship to boost their own egos in general, using guys' hearts as stepping stones to gratifying petty narcissism, etc.

>> No.8872570

>>8872567
She's either trying to save your feelings or is tossing up between you and another man

>> No.8872574

>>8872570
>>8872568
>>8872567
>>8872563
>>8872554
>>8872548
>>>/soc/

>> No.8872579

>>8872574

I just went there and it's full of dicks.

I don't remember it being that way.

>> No.8872584

>>8872579
Yeah, not really one of my homeboards so I don't know.
I only remembered the "Ask the other gender anything" or something threads; don't really know if they still do those.

>> No.8872586

>>8872568
1. Most women would see exes still besotted with them as a nuisance. Maybe they might feel sorry for them first but if they don't love them, they get annoying quick. The more sociopathic ones might play with them like a toy for their amusement. It also depends on whether she feels like he's done something to wrong her during the relationship. Women would take the opportunity without thinking to crush a guy's heart if they fucked her shit.

2. Some women like using men as ego-booster, I think most people like getting attention from the opposite sex whether or not they're planning to reciprocate. Personally I get bored quick so I don't lead them on. Others like to exploit betas for gifts or emotional means (crying about how Chad rejected her etc.) but will never in a million years date them. Because they don't respect them.

>> No.8872588

>>8872586
Do you think it is justified that some women have such a perceived elevated position in social life?

>> No.8872591

>>8872588
In what way? Give an example.

>> No.8872592

>>8872586
>It also depends on whether she feels like he's done something to wrong her during the relationship. Women would take the opportunity without thinking to crush a guy's heart if they fucked her shit.

Jesus. That's what got me.

Is there any peculiarly 'cuck-esque' element/vibe to it? As a guy, the humiliation comes from knowing you're nothing to her and she's everything to you, and some other guy who should be your equal is somehow elevated to her level.

Does the woman feel that too, being 'above' the guy? Or does she just see him as a wounded/deranged stalker?

>> No.8872597

>>8872591
that they can assert that kind of force over men
use them to their advantage

>> No.8872600

It's better to leave the past in the past. You believe you won't gain anything from it so it's a pointless action where you risk humiliating yourself for nothing.

>> No.8872604

>>8872592
You're immediately below her once she realises that you still have feelings for her and she doesn't have feelings for you. Even if she still likes you "as a friend" there's always a sense of unbalance hanging in the air. Cuckoldry isn't always involved, a woman may suddenly bring up her boyfriend because she wants to subtly give you the signal that you should cut out the romantic crap, but on the other hand she can bring it up to purposely upset her ex for the pleasure of it.

If a dude is pestering her then yes she would see him as a stalker and ALSO below her. That's pretty obvious anon.

>> No.8872608

>>8872604
No I know that, but I mean is there almost a visceral power trip to it?

I pined after an ex once and I feel like she owns a chunk of my soul because of it. I can't shake that feeling somehow.

>> No.8872621

>>8872597
Once you start talking about "force" over a man you've entered beta territory. For every single human on Earth there is another human that will unapolagetically use them and milk them for all they're worth. Greedy women will often be unable to help themselves with men they've noticed as being weak to their charms, and they get away with it because the man is either 1) too stupid to notice or 2) too weak to push her away. There is the rarer breed of woman who will tunnel her way into your heart pretending to be genuinely interested for a long while and you've got no clue until she's got the key to your car, the password for your bank account and her name on your will. No it's not fair but it's nature.

>> No.8872644

>>8872608

>I pined after an ex once

How so?

I get the feeling my ex thinks I still love her. Reading this thread makes me wonder if I should somehow inform her I don't.

>> No.8872659

>>8872644
Do you still love her? Because if you don't go about that very carefully, you'll only reinforce her belief.

>> No.8872664

>>8872644
>>8872659
Seconding this reply. I have an ex who thinks I love her because I tried to NSA fuck her. I outright said I just want to fuck, don't worry I'm not eerily worshiping you from afar or any shit like that, and no matter what I said, it clearly just reinforced in her mind that I have a shrin to her in my closet.

Just forget about her.

>>8872608
Still hoping for an answer to this but maybe I came across as a dick or something.

>> No.8872669

For the love of god don't fucking do it OP, she'll be telling all of her friends what sort of autistic weirdo you are for years to come

>> No.8872674

>>8872664
>I outright said I just want to fuck, don't worry I'm not eerily worshiping you from afar or any shit like that, and no matter what I said, it clearly just reinforced in her mind that I have a shrin to her in my closet.
well you did want to please her with sex

>> No.8872686

>>8872674
By the sounds of this anon he probably spooned her straight afterwards rubbing her shoulder and whispering "t-this was just a fuck, okay sweetie?"

A true alpha would have playfully slapped her ass after cumming and then immediately left the room saying he's got a date to get to.

>> No.8872698

>>8872674
No, it was after two years of dating other people and both of us sleeping around a lot.

>> No.8872700

>>8872644

If you haven't stayed friends (I never have with an ex), ghosting her is literally the only thing that works. Anything else is indecent to both of you.

Just forget it. Let her have her delusions if she really has them. Telling her not to have them will create them if she doesn't, and enforce them if she does.

>> No.8872707

>>8872698
>>8872686
Meant to reply to both.

>>8872700
>Just forget it. Let her have her delusions if she really has them.

This. Try to keep in mind that women inhabit a worldview where they are the center of the universe, everything is somehow explained in relation to them. All their validation in life comes from securing men, enticing men, seducing men, etc. They don't care about life goals the way we do. They plan their weddings from childhood, everything in life is explained and understood by means of the men who give who exist in relation to them (husbands, lovers, fathers, sons).

The only way to break this is to be seen as directed toward other centers of the universe, other women. If you're even talking to her unsolicited, you've already lost.

>> No.8872724

>>8872707
You know the reason you think women think they are the center of the universe is because you yourself put them there in your mind, right?

>> No.8872730

>>8872210
Your taste is shit at all times I guess.

>> No.8872734

>>8871803
Make it a letter and not an essay and it goes from autistic to romantic ya numb nuts

>> No.8872736

>>8872317
Who hurt you Anon?
Be honest.

>> No.8872739

>>8872734

You misspelled creepy two times anon.

>> No.8872741

>>8872442
Date "rape".

>> No.8872742

>>8872724
I don't agree with that. I think it's part of it, in the sense that I can feel the intuitive tug to overvalue women or see them as having innate suprapersonal value (romantic, sexual, etc., all bound together holistically), and in the sense that other men are doing this too, system-wide.

But I see no reason to say that women don't have corresponding structural roles, that they perform and identify with.

Men being horndogs and overvaluing women has social, economic, psychological aspects that are a part of culture and society. Why wouldn't women be involved in this dialectically? They're a part of culture and society too.

>> No.8872745

>>8872548
Men do this too though.

>> No.8872763

>>8872700

>ghosting her is literally the only thing that works

I'm thinking that. I don't wanna be that guy who comes across as besotted by a former lover especially when she's probably out having a slap and a tickle with another fella.

Wouldn't do well for my ego.

>> No.8872772

>>8872470
i dont think its about getting laid

>> No.8872775
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8872775

>>8872460
That's a comfy feel, anon.

>> No.8872805

>>8872686
>Here's what my hypothetical alpha self would do...
Why do robots have such silly sex fantasies?
You're like YouTube commenters bragging about how they'd kill someone and then dig their way out of prison "Shawshank redemption style".

>>8872707
>When women pine for an ex it's because they're sociopathic narcissists
>When men do it it's because they are poor, manipulated beta males

This is your world view on liberal women. You're a narcissist, famolambroghini. Your romantic ideal of compassionate male sexual politics is just you masturbating to your gender. Men are as cruel as women. They'll promise love then fuck and dump. They'll publicly embaress girls who opened up to them for shits and giggles. They'll fuck like crazy in college and then bitch about women on /r9k/ as a wageslave, having hit their own version of the wall.

The fact that you only listen to the "woman" ITT because she agrees with you proves the self obsession of all robots ITT.

>> No.8872816

>>8872470
>Every female "sexually liberated" so getting laid is easier than ever. You literally have to be an agoraphobic basement dweller who ever leaves his cave to not get pussy on the regular
you say that, but given the emphasis placed on cracking down on 'rape culture' across so many campuses it's actually becoming a problem. No guy wants to pull and run the risk of being labelled as a sex offender for life, which is probably why so many meninists have gone off the idea of dating entirely

One of my friends at college was halfway through banging this chick when she suddenly told him to stop because it turned out she was a lesbian. She then went around to her friends telling people she had been raped. My friend had text messages proving otherwise, but if that hadn't been the case she would've completely destroyed his life

>> No.8872817

>>8872541
>>8872548
that's why women completely suck and every real man on this planet should be a savage misoginist

>> No.8872825
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>>8871803
Ah, I remember doing that. I was trying to "still be friends, no pressure," as well. Called her every year on her birthday. The third time she said "Why do you keep calling me? We have nothing in common anymore. Leave me alone, please." It was pathetic. Later I found out she read my heartfelt overly-long letter out loud or let her friends read it and they all laughed their asses off and made fun of her for ever dating me. Good times. Have fun, OP.

>> No.8872840

>>8872805
Acknowledging that both parties are human, and that humans are capable of cruelty or shitty behavior or whatever, does not logically implicate that one can't be better than the other.

Besides, I explicitly said that it's a dialectical relationship, meaning both parties are holistically engaged with the shittiness of the other, e.g. by comporting to it and enabling its various manifestations to exist. Women are only as narcissistic and ambitionless as men allow them to be by objectifying them, and vice versa.

You're too enticed by the fallacy of the golden mean because you think it's some kind of third position of wise egalitarian misanthropy that is a necessary as a starting point for real ethics. But real ethics unfortunately involves digging your hands into the mess and finding a handhold in the unevenness of the dialectic, so that you can start to pry it apart.

My opinion, which isn't an uncommon one, is that real male virtue is a residue of the system's shittiness. Proof: Male engagement with the endless dialectical gyre of preening for potential mates accidentally produced the thoughts
>I would so get laid if I invented feminism, ethics, and morality.
>I would so get laid more than that guy gets laid if I improved feminism, ethics, and morality and made the world a better place.
etc.

Women have gotten the shittier end of the stick. Men at least have something to show for ten thousand years of cynical preening, but women more or less need to have male virtues imposed on them, so as to be rescued from the meaningless procession.

>> No.8872842

>>8872816
>Meninists
Clueless

>> No.8872844

this thread is pure cancer
it's destroying my day desu

>> No.8872845

>>8872825
>>/r9k/

>> No.8872854

>>8872825
Wow...that really sucks, pal. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope someday you find somebody good, somebody worth it. I hope someday we all do...

>> No.8872855

>>8872825
it's a lesson learned, anon.

we all get tricked by the mask that women present us with some way or another.

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>>8872825

>> No.8872863

>>8872825
women are the worst thing made by nature

I'm so sorry for you camarade

>> No.8872873

>>8872860
>that wall of text to say women wants to be loved because they're narcissists, while men experience the true love
read some fucking Freud senpai

>> No.8872878

>>8872873
You're still on Freud? Get up to Ricoeur and maybe you can be in my harem, baby.

>> No.8872889

>>8872878
I'm 15 years old and Ricoeur can suck my dick

>> No.8872894

>>8872889
You should repost that without the 15 years old thing so I can ironically(???) talk about sucking your dick without you getting banned by some retard mod who sees the post out of context in the report queue my nigga

>> No.8872908

>>8872894
why should I get banned if you want to suck dick to a 15 yo?

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8872920

Don't do that but not because she is a women and blah blah as I'm reading in all these somewhat angry posts but because she is not longer with you. I'm a girl and I got really attached with my ex and when he broke up with me I wrote an essay as well and he just received with a stranger face and walked away. Why was that? Because we were no longer partners and it was not his duty to feel empathy for my feelings and be reciprocated. Longer after that reading the letter now is so cringy. What I am trying to say is just to move on but if you want to send her just do it. You gain experience and stuff, not regrets later but a little embarrassing experience.

>> No.8872922

>>8872840
>Anything I said was misanthropic
>Men invented feminism
>Men invented feminism to, of all things, get laid
Unfortunately for your world view, sex isn't as much of a driving factor as you wish it was. I understand that you're so used to liberal women that you think that that all women, everywhere and ever era, are manipulative, cock-driven harpies. It (your time spent around leftie sluts) may have, in fact, caused your sex centric pov. You may even be an ex "sensitive newage guy" who got tired of being used and turned into a bitter pseud who confuses verbosity for worldly awareness; bad personal experience for the human condition.
Get better standards. Stop trying to marry the town bicycle of bicycle town. Stop deluding yourself into afflicting the generality of "women" with the self-righteous, consuming shallowness unique to first world bourgeois women of current year.
Stop being a snobby cuck. Your farts might smell good to you but to everyone else they smell like semen.

>> No.8872934

>>8872920
One of the best posts in the thread.
It will get shit on because a roastie wrote it.

>> No.8872944

>>8872922
Can't reply to your post, because I'd apparently have to include a six-volume exegesis of my own reply, going by how you failed to even respond to my last one.

I am sorry.

>> No.8872950

>>8872920
pathetic. kill yourself

>> No.8872951

>>8872944
np, 4chan doesnt give a fuck about your opinions

>> No.8872955

>>8872951
Are you the guy that posted a Subway sandwich-sized block of text in response to my opinions? Isn't that a form of fuck?

>> No.8872971

The white knights have arrived.

>> No.8872977

>>8872955
yes, ! fuck u in thë ass whenêver i want

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8872985

>>8872977
Don't talk to me until you've had sex with as many women as I have

>> No.8872990

>>8872944
Well you completely misinterpreted my post as misanthropic and then tried to hide your sex based world view by sounding academic, so I didn't feel I had any reason to engage your non-arguments.
Again, stop projecting the flaws of one subgroup of one country's women onto fifty percent of the country's, and the world's, population.
No amount of fancy words will stop this from sounding retarded.

>> No.8872995

>>8872985
shut up Susie

>> No.8873001

>>8872990
You misunderstood my mention of misanthropy as pejorative or something.

Now you're just repeating shit I already replied to earlier. Do you play any online games? I'll duel you in any game and we can settle this like men. No RTS.

>> No.8873005

what fucking board am I on?

what fucking board do you all think you're on?

>> No.8873008

>>8872985
Unsurprisingly, behind all the pseud wankering, your understanding of women is based on sex.
Manwhores should be gassed with the rest of the sluts.

>> No.8873009

>>8873005
This is /b/

>> No.8873013

>>8873008
dude that's a bitch trying to look like a man

>> No.8873015

>>8873008
>wankering

That's what you're doing while I real have sex with real women.

I've put my penis in more attractive girls' assholes than the number of different pizzerias you've eaten at. Probably a substantially higher number depending how much you like pizza.

>> No.8873022

>>8873001
>You're repeating shit I replied to earlier.
Oh, you replied to it. Well sorry then, I guess i-
>>8872944
>I can't reply to your post
*Record scratch noise
H-hey! Wait a d*rned second!

>> No.8873026

>>8873013
Oh shit.
Silly me, thanks for the heads up.

>> No.8873036

>>8873009
No.
This is John Cena

>> No.8873044

whats bugging me is that mods dont seem to be issuing bans often enough

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>>8873048
I'd call you out for being a pleb, but that would be too /lit/ for this thread.

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>>8872504
"Wow this book made me want to fuck the author" - every girl ever
Anon, if you want her back, write a YA book, she'll eat that shit up

>> No.8873074

I met this girl about two weeks ago who had some chance encounter with a /lit/izen in Copenhagen last year. They only hung out for one night and apparently didn't fuck (he wanted to fuck her friend who didn't fuck him either). Nevertheless, on his flight back to Princeton from Copenhagen he sent an extremely long essay via imessage about transient friendships, postmodernism, and how fond of her he was. He even threw in a DFW quote. The one about relationships being like ghosts

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>>8873073
I once hooked up with a girl who told me that she liked giving blumpkins. I told her I thought she was disgusting and she got really offended, like she had thought I was going to be cool with it and she wasn't expecting to be totally humiliated and ashamed. She tried lashing out at me but I just kept laughing that she likes giving blumpkins. Women are completely worthless.

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>>8873090
What's a blumpkin

>> No.8873330

People are shitting on this thread but boring ass relationship issues are likely one reason we all consume literature like it's going out of style.

I'm projecting but I bet I'm right for a lot of ya.