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8858327 No.8858327 [Reply] [Original]

My name is Sam Harris and I want to say something to everyone on this board. Last week, I took an online IQ test without preparing for it at all. It showed me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is a Philosopher who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 49, I understand religion better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding free will. He's not particularly successful as a philosopher, but I've met lots of other philosophers who aren't as good as me at physics. I'm also pretty good at Middle Eastern geopolitics. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of Islam than any actual theologian, but I have lots of ingenuity for making broad generalisations. I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me.

I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Religion, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of foreign policy which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Noam Chomsky’s theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody in /pol/ who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that Islam deserves no future. If I were the president after 9/11, I would be for a nuclear response. In fact, I'd even support the concept of nuking the Muslim world. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are, if you have ideas that are dangerous, it would be ethical to punish them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if you are a muslim. I believe in profiling of people based on their race and religion.

I consider myself an intellectual. I don't believe in peer review; they may happen naturally, but it should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the /pol/ community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. And, uh, I'm a pretty good scholar. All that, and I think your behavior here is totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

>> No.8858341 [DELETED] 

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>> No.8858345

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up nuke my name is sam but u can call me t3h a1heIst oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very rational!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet rational ppl like me _… im 49 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 write ab0ut nuking muslims w/ my girlfreind (im a philosopher if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favourite form of racism !!! bcuz its SOOOO rational!!!! shes rational 2 of course but i want 2 meet more rational ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 profile alot of brown people here so give me lots of commentses!!!! ISLAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein rational again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waterboarding,

t3h a1heIst oF d00m

>> No.8858377

>>8858345
read and delighted in it

>> No.8858387

>>8858327
Nice to meet you, Sam.

>> No.8858390

>>8858345
Way better than the one in the OP.

>> No.8858397
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8858397

I'm Sam Harris, and this is my internet blog. I rationalize here with my devoted fanbase and quasi-cult-of-personality. Everything in here has a non-obscurest argument and a context. One thing I've learned after 8 years - I'll literally never know what is gonna come through that peer review.

>> No.8858403

Hey Regressives,

My name is Sam Harris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are unnuanced, regressive, leftists who spend every second of their day apologizing for Islam. You are everything bad in the West. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any book deals? I mean, I guess it’s fun taking people out of context because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than complaining about pictures of Muhammad.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I got a PhD in neuroscience, and conclusively solved ethics. What human values do you determine with science, other than "jack off to naked drawn philosophers?" I also get nuance, and have a banging hot fMRI machine (It just scanned me; Shit was SO cash). You are all holding propositions that are so dangerous that it may even be ethical to say you should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

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dank philosphy memes thread?

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>>8858461

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This one always strikes a chord with me.

>> No.8858522

>>8858461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SUWK_pWrbw

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>>8858516
I feel like it works better with just the first 2 panels.

Same as pic related.

>> No.8858528

>>8858327
You sound like a delusional loser.

>> No.8858533

>>8858522
oh god i cant stop laughing