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>"Yo babe, this is the guy in your philosophy seminar who said that the climate movement was resembling a cult?! Dude, what's cultist about caring about humanity? You can make snide analogies about anything!"
>puddle forms directly below the woman

>> No.8804792

he's gay

>> No.8804796

>Leo runs for office when

>> No.8804798

>>8804781
He's literally on the nail. Why would anyone make that claim

unless zizek said it at some point he gets a free pass

>> No.8804800

>>8804781
>lmao dude you don't even know what a chinook is

>> No.8804805

>>8804781
>"Actually I agree with you, you must have me confused with someone else. That being said, isn't it strange that while the climate movement is not itself a cult it is subject to liberal capitalists, who if we are to extend the idea of their exclusive class could be called a cult? And characteristic of that cult, the capitalist steals the labor of common people, scientists and the concerned people that must live with the consequences of climate shift, slaps their labels on it as if they were there the whole time. And the "cult" idea continues to work when we consider that, like a cult, they present false worry and empathy as well as false salvation all for the sake of profit."
>woman has been sucked my dick since the second sentence

>> No.8804835

>>8804781

whats the point of living if you cant fuck beautiful women. why do ugly women even exist. it is an insult.

>> No.8804865
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8804865

>>8804835
>small dick
>even if I get to fuck a 10/10 I'll never satisfy her and she will leave to some other guy

>> No.8804881

>>8804865
>implying many beautiful women don't also happen to have small vaginas

you know you can give an orgasm with 5 inches, right anon?

>> No.8804892

leo's face is super weird in that pic. is he making himself look deliberately goofy because he knows it doesn't matter when you're standing next to 10/10 perfection? wtf is he thinking? or has he just fucking transcended photography?

>tfw transcended photography

splain this anons

>> No.8804896

>>8804805
I am pulling a real condescending face right now because I know you tried real hard and, what's more, probs thought that was good.

>> No.8804902

>>8804892
>10/10

cmon anon, that's not even close, a 6/10 at best.

>> No.8804905

>>8804881
It's all about girth dude. I have a pencil dick

>> No.8804908

>>8804781
She's an old hag, who cares.
>>8804835
All women are ugly, especially her.
>>8804892
>old hag
>10/10

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8804909

>>8804805
>woman has been sucked my dick

>> No.8804910

>>8804905
If she tight you fine

>> No.8804919

>>8804865
I have a massive schlong. Have I ever used it? Fuck no! Dick size doesn't matter. All women care about is good looks and good personality and intelligence. It's a fucking sham.

>> No.8804948

>>8804908
M8, unless you are going to go full REI stop it. Your /tv/ tier pederasty is just dross.

>> No.8804953

>>8804919
But they'll ultimately stay with the one who satisfies her.
t. a guy who cannot satisfy women so good

>> No.8804954

>>8804905
nah, if you poke the right part, it seems like they enjoy that greatly. how pencilic is this dong? like, the width of a quarter?

>> No.8804957

>>8804865
Don't get me wrong, I have a fucking enormous dick and it's great and all (though sometimes it's been a bit anthropologist-y), but most of sex and enjoyment is foreplay and I guess psychology (do they feel comfortable, are you both into it, are you feeding off each other etc). Tiny willy is not the worst impediment, most dudes having sucky libidos and ability family

>> No.8804973

>>8804835
not as big an insult as you existing

>> No.8804985

>>8804908
kys pedo

>> No.8804997

>>8804954
It's barely 3.5 inches of girth.

>> No.8804998
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8804998

>>8804781
>humanist meatcucks

wrong side of history

>> No.8805001

>>8804781
Me on the left

>> No.8805008

>>8804997
have you tried having sex at least?

>> No.8805010
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>>8804910
>A beautiful woman in the current year who is tight

Eh...

>> No.8805032

>>8805008
Nah man, that would be an embarrassment. i have phimosis as well.

>> No.8805039

>>8805032
Stop being so self conscious.

>> No.8805040

>>8805010
women having looser pussies because of too much sex is a myth.

>> No.8805048

>>8805039
I know, I'm not even a r9k tier depressive guy, it's just this that makes me doubt.

>> No.8805050

>>8805040

are you a pussy md

>> No.8805061

And this thread is allowed to stay up because?

Sage!

>> No.8805062

>>8805040
pussies never getting loose is also a myth. trust me, m8, i seen a girl before and after she shoved a bottle up there for 50 bucks worth of meth (half a gram) and it never went back to normal, not even after 2 years.

>> No.8805065

>>8805040
their pussies do loosen because of excitement though, so it's fair to assume that anon has only fucked tight puc

>> No.8805073

>>8805061
Most of the """pruned""" threads are being deleted by the OP's.

>> No.8805088

>>8805061

pass by, fart nigga

>> No.8805092

This thread was moved to >>>/b/714235810