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>go to bookstore
>very hot girl browsing the literature section
>closes in, 0.5m away from me
>make my move
>ask her, dostoevsky, nabokov or tolstoy?
>my face as I walk away after she picked the only wrong answer

>> No.877987

>Ha HA, being a virgin for life is awesome!

>> No.877990

"Who?"

>> No.877994
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877994

>My face when your bookstore has a 'literature' section.

>> No.877996

>At bookstore.
>Acne-scarred nerd browsing the literature section near me.
>He approaches, and asks me, "Dostoevsky, Nabokov or Tolstoy?
>I ignore him.
>He makes a thread about it, and spends the rest of the day masturbating.

>> No.877998

tolstoevskov

>> No.877999

>>877996
lol

>> No.878000

>>877994
>my face when that bookstore is so big it makes you cry in your sleep because all you ever see is that smelly 15 square meter local bookstore

>> No.878008

>>877994
I almost puked laughing.

>> No.878010

wrong answer being?

>> No.878014

>>878010
I'm assuming Nabokov?

>> No.878020

>>878014
here we go......

>> No.878022
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>>878014
okay, that is just stupid

>> No.878023

>>878010
I'm guessing Tolstoy

>> No.878025

>>878020
>>878022
Nabokov isn't that popular in Russia, you know.

>> No.878032

>>878022
>>878020
He's not bad, but of those 3, he is the worst.

>> No.878034

>>878025
the fucks your point?

>> No.878035

The only wrong answer would have been: "Who?".

>> No.878039

>>878034
there isn't any, he's full of shit anyhow

>> No.878042

>>878035
wrong answer would've been no answer

>> No.878048

>>878000

>My face when you have no face and actually consider that mainstream bookstorage you manage to drag yourself to every other week to an actual bookstore.

>> No.878069
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>>878048
>implying you go to a bookstore more than once every other week or so

>> No.878080

You should of said something less gay. If she would of said Nabokov though you would of probaly had her.

>> No.878081

>>878080
>would of

>> No.878082

>>878080
OP here, actually I didn't say anything at all and hoped for her to start a conversation, ran into her again in the philosophy section and made eye contact, not a virgin at all, just really really bad at this.

Fuck

>> No.878085

>>878082
Grow some balls

>> No.878090

>>878082
So which was the wrong answer, faggot?

>> No.878095

>>878085
Yes, please. For the sake of femanons looking for gents who give a shit about literature everywhere.

>> No.878104

Best troll ever.

>> No.878105

>>878090
There was no wrong answer, I never said it

>> No.878108

>>878105
What would have been the wrong answer?

>> No.878114

>>878108
"who?"

really, I gave 3 awesome russian authors, you could pick any one, but to say one of them would be "the wrong answer" would be stupid

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>>878080
would have, would have

>> No.878140

>acting alpha on /lit/
>confesses to being a spineless coward
Just another day in the office.

>> No.878141

>>878105
>implying unreliable narrator
OP is a postmodern hack

>> No.878184

>>878141

LMFAO