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876615 No.876615 [Reply] [Original]

Write a story about yourself where you are transformed into another creature.

>> No.876616

i am the enemies

>> No.876618

Woke up. Took a cold shower. Went to work.

>> No.876619

or just outline a basic storyline i need help with my homework guys it too hard >.<<<<

>> No.876621

I woke up and turned into a Beetle. Nobody cared.

>> No.876622

>>876618
I'm actually amazed that there is any real wit/talent on /lit/.

>> No.876626
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>> No.876628

Didn't Kafka make some story about a guy who turned into a beetle and the only thing he cared about was getting to work?

>> No.876631

>>876628
i thnik that's why my english teach told me to do this

>> No.876638

>>876631
0/10

>> No.876643

>>876628
He only cared about getting to work in the first pages, later, as in all the books of kafka, he did not give a shit about anything.

>> No.876644

Pokemon mystery dungeon is the only thing you need to read up on.

>> No.876650

>>876631
Do your own fucking homework.

>> No.876649

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Mystery_Dungeon:_Explorers_of_Sky

>> No.876652

One morning, after a night of uneasy dreams, OP woke up to find himself transformed into a giant faggot.

>> No.876661

Try on /d/, they're great at these...

>> No.876727

>writing a terribly shitty story about a mary sue self insert shapeshifter
>it's fantasy/romance
>Feels like I'm writing Twilight, it's that bad
>and not a single fuck was given

>> No.876731

>>876652

But OP was already a giant faggot.

WAT DO?

>> No.876736

>>876615
see: the fly

>> No.876740

One day about sunset, Zhuangzi dozed off and dreamed that he turned into a butterfly.

He flapped his wings and sure enough he was a butterfly...

What a joyful feeling as he fluttered about, he completely forgot that he was Zhuangzi.

Soon though, he realized that that proud butterfly was really Zhuangzi who dreamed he was a butterfly, or was it a butterfly who dreamed he was Zhuangzi!

Maybe Zhuangzi was the butterfly, and maybe the butterfly was Zhuangzi?

>> No.876743

Eh, posted this in the wrong thread.

When I woke up, I noticed something strange.
For some reason I was finally able to reach my nutsack.
I then proceeded to lick my balls.
Being a dog is nice.

>> No.876747

I woke up today and turned on my computer. When I got online, instead of going to /v/, I went to /lit/, of my own volition.

...my god, what sort of terrible creature have I become?

>> No.876754

>>876628
oh god

>> No.876760

halp i am hors but i wake up and now i hoooman, dis is very bad to me, i do not know what do

>> No.876767

but then who was butterfly?

>> No.876775

>wake up.
>I'm a furry.
>fuck other animals.