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>The Divine Comedy
>Doesn't have a single joke in it

>> No.8752593

>this same thread
>every week

>> No.8752600
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>Slaughterhouse Five
>Didn't read the first four installments of the Slaughterhouse series

>> No.8752609

>moby dick or the great white whale
>doesn't even have a white whale

>> No.8752612

>The BI-ble
>advocates heterosexuality

>> No.8752636

Comedy means it has a happy ending you fucking retarded NIGGER. Seriously? Are you that fucking dumb? Kill yourself. KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOU'RE SELF YOU RETARDED IDIOT GAY ASS HONKY. Da fuck... Back to r*ddit you piece of horseshit. Your mom should've had an abortion. Faggot. You're so stupid that you disappointed your mother. When the doctors saw her come in for birth they slapped her because the doctors were psychics and saw that you'd grow up to be a stupid fucking cis, white male. Dumb troll. Jump off a bridge into the ocean.

>> No.8752641

>>8752584
There is a fart joke u pleb

>> No.8752643

>>8752636

>bait_png.jpeg

>> No.8752652

>Infinite Jest
>book doesn't last forever
sure felt like it though

>> No.8752662

>>8752593
Exactly the same jokes as well. Without fail.

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>>8752584

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>>8752636

>> No.8752674
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>>8752584
>Meditations
>not a single Om or namaste

like how am I supposed to reach Moksha with this shit

>> No.8752683

>>8752584
why did you post this?

>> No.8752989
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>The Stranger
>We know the protagonist's name

>> No.8754047

>>8752584
Except it's not even true. There are plenty of comic details.

>> No.8754054
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>>8752584
>Germinal
>No microbiological discussion whatsoever

>> No.8754067

did you not read the part where dante and virgil start fucking roasting each other? it was actually pretty funny for something written so long ago and in an italian dialect.

>> No.8754072

>>8754067
If you actually read the book like the angry alt-universe fanfic that it is, there's a lot of humorous lines to be found. Just about every time he goes to a new layer and they reveal the punishment and inhabitants is enough.

>> No.8754098

>>8752600
Kek

>> No.8754139
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>>8752584
>1984
>actually happening in 2016

>> No.8754224

>>8752609
>>moby dick or the great white whale
>>doesn't even have a white whale
>Whale of a tale...for whites...who are great...

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>Nausea
>no one vomits

>> No.8754239

>>8752584

The whole premise of heaven and hell is the joke.

>> No.8754685

>George Eliot
>not even a man

>> No.8754703
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>Nip The Buds, Shoot The Kids
>no kids get shot in it.

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>>8752584
>middlemarch
>not even one platoon inspection

>> No.8754732

>The Satanic Bible
>it's not actually Satanic, it's just watered down Objectivism with a splash of edgy for wicca tier soccer moms and fedoras who want to feel dangerous while still obeying the rules and safely existing in a capitalist society

>> No.8754739

>Falconer
>no falconry in it

>> No.8754865

>>8752584
>this same thread
>every week

>> No.8754878

>All Quiet on the Western Front.
>Its everything BUT quiet. They're shelled non-stop for the entire book.

>The Picture of Dorian Gray.
>Cameras weren't invented back then.

>Stoner.
>No weed.

>Kafka on the Shore.
>Czechoslovakia is a land-locked country.

>> No.8754889

>>8752584
>Fight Club
>They start a club and fight
>am I doing this write?

>> No.8754984

>>8754878
At least come up with original ones

>> No.8755001

>>8754878
its not titled the photograph of dorian gray. its the picture

>> No.8755075

>man and his symbols
>not mention of a band or orcestra

>> No.8755091
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8755091

>A Farewell to Arms
>It's his legs that get amputated

>> No.8755095

>All Quiet On The Western Front
>Literally war, loud grenades, men screaming in pain and agony

>> No.8755096

>>8755091
minor kek

>> No.8755113

>sas survival handbook
>i died.

>> No.8755130

>>8755113
Yeah? Then who was phone?

>> No.8755134

>>8755130
dog

>> No.8755170

>>8755134
.....I'm on to you phone......

>> No.8755250

>>8752584
Scommetto che questo finoccio non aveva letto la comedia in suo originale

neppure io, pero riesco a cappirci. anche, mi spiace il cattivo italiano, e la mia terza lingua

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>>8752636

>> No.8755448

>>8752636
It's a meme you dip.

>> No.8756987

REVIVE

>> No.8757161

>>8755448
You can see all the responses above you to the post that's baiting you out but you still felt you should post your shit? Fucking Imbecile mate.

Also

>dip

LMAO:^))

>> No.8757893

>A Hero of Our Time
>19th Century

>> No.8757904

>Infinite Jest
>is finite in length and actually not that much of a jest

>> No.8757933

>>8752584

"Hey Dante."
"Yeah Virgil?"
"I know it's been rough, but we've had a HELL of a time, haven't we?"

>audience applause and laughter
>Dante and Virgil high-five midair
>freeze
>roll credits

Come on, it's like you forgot the best fucking part of the Inferno you shit.

>> No.8757950

>100 years of solitude
>buendias were not lonely, they spent their time fucking, how do you think they lasted a century you colombian hack

>> No.8758136

>>8757950
No, they were loners as in don't take kindly to people othet than their own. They were all incestuous fucks and only lasted about four or five generations

>> No.8758257

>>8757161
It's a meme you dip.

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>>8754239

>> No.8759005

>20 thousand leagues under the sea
>the sea isnt anywhere near 20 thousand leagues deep

>for whom the bell tolls
>there's no bells

ffs

>> No.8759009

>Brave New World
>takes place on earth

>> No.8759028

>>8752584
the fuck you talking about, those demons were funny as shit.

>> No.8759093

>Paradise Lost
>Paradise never even played a game

>> No.8759257

>>8758257
haha btfo

>> No.8759276

>>8752584
got tons of jokes in it dawg. Dante literally faints in like every Canto. Shit is gold.

>> No.8759280

>>8757161
lol u look super dumb bro

>> No.8759281 [DELETED] 

>>8759005
>>20 thousand leagues under the sea
>>the sea isnt anywhere near 20 thousand leagues deep

It means that they "sail" for 20 000 miles under the sea, not that they dive 20000 leagues deep, dept is not even measured in leagues

>> No.8759286

>Les Miserables
>no lesbians

>> No.8759291

>>8759286
that's why it's miserable

>> No.8759867

>>8752600
So it goes.

>> No.8759892

>Bottom's Dream
>just a bunch of shit

Schmidt you hack

>> No.8760166

>>8752600
>Slaughterhouse Five
>Vonnegut inflates the casualties of the Dresden bombing by a factor of five

It's like poetry

>> No.8760201

>>8752584
>Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
>Dante actually gets out alive
You just dont get late medieval humour.

>> No.8760225

>Short history of decay
>Not even a history book

>> No.8760232

>The Great Gatsby
>Is actually a beta cuck

>> No.8760241

>>8752612
>if you're bi, I want you to die
>transgender, get into a fender bender
wow you really got me there

>> No.8760585

>>8757893
light kek

>> No.8760709

>>8755250
That's a very bad italian, buddy.

>> No.8760715

>To Kill a Mocking Bird
>trial for murdering a person not a bird

>> No.8760750

>>8754139
>Le 1984 is literally now XD
Fuck off retard.

>> No.8760752

>>8752636
>happy ending
>has to come back to Earth after being in Heaven
>happy

No

>> No.8760763

>Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>it's a novel, not a painting

>> No.8760785

>gravity's rainbow
>no pot of gold at the end

>> No.8760807

>>8752584
>the trouble with being born
>everybody pass for it

>> No.8760832

>Naked Lunch
>no one eats any lunch while naked

>> No.8762803

>>8755250
>>8755250
Prova a leggerla con il testo a fronte in inglese. Prima in inglese e poi in italiano, così vedi le corrispondenze e impari pian piano

>> No.8762839

>invisible man
>everybody can clearly see him

>> No.8762854

>>8752584

>Infinite Jest
>it ended

>> No.8762859

>>8752584
>Anna Karenina
>Book is about Levin

>> No.8763017

>Dead souls
>Nobody dies in the book
Fucking Gogol

>> No.8763028

>>8758257
In what?

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>>8754054
> Not knowing the glorious republican calendar

>> No.8764877

>>8758333
Do you not get tired of posting the same tired old meme everywhere?

>> No.8764885

>>8752609
That's not even the title.

>> No.8764912

>Of Mice and Men
>not the best laid plans I've seen

>> No.8764931

>>8764877
Not as long as there are autistic losers that deny the divine truth of the HOLY BIBLE.

>> No.8764952

>Jude the Obscure
>There's a whole book about him