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Anonymous Tue Nov 22 00:07:59 2016 No.8750715 [Reply] [Original]

Crossposting this from a thread I saw on /tv/, but it seemed super pertinent to /lit/ in terms of subject matter. Norm is on some straight Schopenhauer shit for the first 20 minutes of this interview, it's literally like he's reading aphorisms out of 'The Trouble with Being Born.' It might be a bit, considering it's Norm, but I don't think so. What you guys think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDji8i1jrWY

Anonymous Tue Nov 22 00:31:33 2016 No.8750783

>>8750715
I was in the other thread as well. He's perhaps the most literate comedian I've heard, he seems like somewhat of an absurdist, but that might be me lumping in the nature of his profession as part of his philosophy.

Most mainstream comedians seem to be very cynical or nihilistic in their confessional stylings, and I believe people unfairly correlate Norm's worldviews with them. People describe Norm as dry when I say he's wet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 00:53:12 2016 No.8750838 >>8750715 >I don't have sex with girls or men lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 02:08:24 2016 No.8751092 listening to this from that thread too, fucking lmao to keep it /lit/ related, how is his book?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 06:38:41 2016 No.8751489 "There's thousands of flavors for ice cream" "Yeah, but not of women"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 08:55:59 2016 No.8751789 damn norm is our guy.those normies interviewing him can't wrap their head around half the shit he says.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 09:32:56 2016 No.8751869 File: 60 KB, 534x426, norman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Norm is /ourguy/ for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 09:35:37 2016 No.8751877 I thought norm MacDonald was a meme But he's actually /lit/ as fuck Cool interview these normies just can't comprehend him at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 09:36:12 2016 No.8751878 >i don't like things

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 10:42:39 2016 No.8752064 >>8750715 I live like this as well, it's good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:09:45 2016 No.8752307 >>8751877 look at his twitter certifiably /lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:22:35 2016 No.8752336 >>8750715 Who are these hosts? Is this what I've been missing by not listening to the radio?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:56:42 2016 No.8752429 Norm is more /lit/ than /lit/ by far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 15:19:56 2016 No.8752886 File: 46 KB, 576x677, normie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he really hates BEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 16:13:51 2016 No.8753109 where do i start with norm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 16:18:06 2016 No.8753119 >>8752886 Alice Munro is certainly better than BEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 16:28:01 2016 No.8753149 >>8751869 Has seriously noone gotten that screencap of his Twitter tirade on enlightened skepticism?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:33:10 2016 No.8753919 >>8753109 Conan

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:38:02 2016 No.8753937 >>8752886 >Alice Munro >Greatest writer alive .... .... .... Even if she were there isn't much in the way of competition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:39:19 2016 No.8753944 >>8753937 the pynchmaster houellebecq the norwegian 'my diary desu' handsome silver fox bob dylan

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:46:27 2016 No.8753970 >>8753944 So not much in the way of competition

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:49:07 2016 No.8753984 File: 58 KB, 540x720, hayley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8753970 michel is the GOAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 21:16:01 2016 No.8754317 /ourguy/ I relate to Norm so much it's frightening

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 21:20:37 2016 No.8754326 >>8753937 She is pretty damn good by modern standards. Yes, not like the "classics" but she stands out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:40:38 2016 No.8754895 >>8752886 fucking brutal

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:41:10 2016 No.8754896 >>8753149 I'd love to see this

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:47:22 2016 No.8754917 >>8751489 >You just hate people >Yeah! You hate people! >You think sex is shameful? Were you raised catholic? Fucking normies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:51:17 2016 No.8754934 >>8754917 Okay. Actually who are these fucking normies? Why is Norm wasting his time talking to these idiots?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:22:35 2016 No.8755378 >>8754934 Some local radio station. Ol' Normie does about any interview if you ask him and he doesnt have to come over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:26:00 2016 No.8755381 >>8752886 lol, looks like Norm got drunk and did a bunch of angry shitposts on October 17

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:34:52 2016 No.8755394 >>8755381 He's been ranting about Margaret Atwood lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:40:15 2016 No.8755402 >>8755394 I'm going to tweet Norm and tell him about this place. Hopefully he stops on by, he'll probably at least give it a shot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:41:19 2016 No.8755403 >>8755402 Lol, do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:48:35 2016 No.8755407 god I've only listened to 6mins and these interviewers make it almost insufferable

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:51:15 2016 No.8755410 >>8755394 source for those interested: https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2016/11/18/norm-macdonald-deletes-anti-atwood-tweets.html It's a short, hilarious read

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:53:13 2016 No.8755413 >>8755410 Norm is a fucking savage and a true shitposter

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:53:17 2016 No.8755414 >what do you do for fun >i guess i like to read >hosts start to laugh JUST

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 04:56:25 2016 No.8755418 >tfw you are a patrician but nobody believes you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 05:02:21 2016 No.8755427 Didn't think it was possible to like Norm more than I did already. What a man

Anonymous Wed Nov 23 05:22:17 2016 No.8755453

>>8750715

>he doesn't even so much as fantasize when he has a wank because he thinks it's "madness"

Normies will never even begin to understand him but he is certified /lit/. They think he's being maudlin and defeatist but he has the razor-sharp resolve of a guillotine.

Not a path for me but I respect it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 05:28:43 2016 No.8755462 File: 165 KB, 439x550, 1450875408553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8755414

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 06:06:52 2016 No.8755526 >>8755410 wew, Atwoodfags on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 06:10:10 2016 No.8755535 >lying about his kid's age >says he doesn't drink alcohol and other things to escape life and later on he says the gambles and is actually fucking wasted while being interviewed H A C K A C K

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 06:30:13 2016 No.8755572 Those interviewers are the worst normies I've ever heard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 06:37:15 2016 No.8755585 >>8755414 >I guess I like to read >LOL, do you play video games, play cards, what? J U S T

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 06:43:21 2016 No.8755592 >>8752886 I really like Norm now. Fuck Brett Easton Edgelord and his ridiculously lame modern appropriation of de Sade.

Anonymous Wed Nov 23 06:51:02 2016 No.8755607
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>what do you do for fun
>I read sometimes
>No way! You've got to be kidding. Don't you play video games?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 06:56:01 2016 No.8755612 >>8755607 >10 years ago >you play video games? what a loser nerd haha >now >you don't play video games? what a loser nerd haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 07:46:03 2016 No.8755712 Its just an act but it proves he is a pretty brilliant person

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 07:51:58 2016 No.8755726 >>8755414 what minute is that

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 07:57:31 2016 No.8755736 >>8755726 somewhere in the first 20minutes, the interviews after the 1st are pretty boring desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 07:57:51 2016 No.8755737 >>8755726 10:10

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 08:00:50 2016 No.8755741 >>8755737 thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 09:02:13 2016 No.8755870 >>8755453 I've been trying this but the wanking takes longer and is more abusive to the penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 09:10:12 2016 No.8755899 >lives in a smalll apartment with just books and a bed in it >uses pissbottles One of us

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 09:23:27 2016 No.8755932 >>8755410 >Unlike Munro, @MargaretAtwood is incapable of writing a novel, yet churns out chum at an alarming rate Munro hasn't written a novel

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 09:43:06 2016 No.8755969 >>8755932 She has. It's called Lives of Girls and Women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 09:44:50 2016 No.8755972 >>8755969 Wikipedia says that's a short story cycle

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 10:25:04 2016 No.8756084 In an interview Norm said he thinks he might for his books and that he thinks he'll write 3 or 4 more. [Source: larry king interview]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 10:42:43 2016 No.8756147 >>8756084 *Be remembered

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 10:49:48 2016 No.8756172 >>8756084 according to twitter he's currently writing his second one

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 10:54:20 2016 No.8756187 >>8750715 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slhj-_IKKYQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 11:24:42 2016 No.8756278 >>8755607 >>8755612 Those guys are real jerks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 11:47:50 2016 No.8756362 >>8756278 Norm is that you?

Anonymous Wed Nov 23 11:55:54 2016 No.8756396

I can't believe how effortlessly and naturally funny Norm is with everything he does. His jokes, his delivery, his voice, his body language, literally everything about the guy is hilarious.

My favorite Norm joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 11:56:06 2016 No.8756397 Jesus Christ, these normies are so painful. Why is it so difficult to comprehend what he is saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:01:22 2016 No.8756417 >>8756397 *difficult for them

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:04:33 2016 No.8756436 GOAT coming through https://youtu.be/JW0e6dK45r4?t=3m34s

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:20:24 2016 No.8756512 >>8756436 >what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:21:08 2016 No.8756514 What a fucking champ, you're right OP he's definitely on some Schopenhauer trip and I love it. Norm has been my favorite since I was a kid and he keeps delivering These radio show hosts are abysmal

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:22:06 2016 No.8756517 >>8756396 It's his face too, it's permanently in an expression with his cheeks tight and his eyes squinted like he's prepared to open mouth laugh at any moment

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:23:34 2016 No.8756525 Norm fanboyism is Reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:24:11 2016 No.8756527 >>8756525 Caring about reddit is /tv/

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:42:59 2016 No.8756615 >>8756525 reddit got pissed when he shit on Atwood, they want Norm to be reddit but he's just Norm, and that enrages reddit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 12:49:22 2016 No.8756643 >>8755414 The only acceptable hobbies are Netflix and clubbing

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 13:14:33 2016 No.8756702 File: 38 KB, 413x395, 1402835022141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8755410 >“It isn’t her fault and I’d never have anything but pity for the talentless. But the Canadian school system makes you read her.” now this is shitposting

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 13:17:19 2016 No.8756710 >>8752886 >greatest writer alive >ruggles still walks this here upper east side

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 13:48:03 2016 No.8756795 >>8756527 being incapable of distinguishing reddit's culture from other websites, including 4chan, is reddit. a lack of self awareness is one of the greatest redditor traits. polite sage for shitposting

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 15:49:03 2016 No.8757306 File: 421 KB, 1635x1162, women's rights.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8756187 Hello, Bald Brian... Or is it Bryan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 16:02:14 2016 No.8757357 >>8756512 >The Cure > I remember that episode... >sports jerseys

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 16:27:04 2016 No.8757446 >>8756525 reddit hates norm. he's conservative and religious

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 16:28:53 2016 No.8757454 post favorite norm bits https://youtu.be/nXmodKjluEc?t=3m8s

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 16:46:31 2016 No.8757511 >>8756278 Nah they're just being provocative hosts to keep the convo flowin

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 17:08:54 2016 No.8757553 >>8752886 What's some essential Munro?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 17:11:20 2016 No.8757564 File: 176 KB, 1280x853, monroe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8757553 it's all kino

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 19:09:06 2016 No.8757894 I heard Norm describe DFW as 'a litte mannered' in a recent interview. Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy-FBbAYSMc

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 22:59:34 2016 No.8758494 Why is no one talking about his actual book? It's fucking hilarious. Funniest novel since Quixote.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 00:27:11 2016 No.8758734 >>8758494 I got an epub for it, but heard he narrates the audio book. Might be better to go for that

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 00:31:42 2016 No.8758742 >>8757894 what does a little mannered mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 00:32:50 2016 No.8758744 >>8758734 yeah listen to the audiobook instead, one of the few times I really advocate this. His delivery is incredible

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 04:34:18 2016 No.8759163 >>8758734 >>8758744 Norm's voice is comfy as fuck, go for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 04:41:49 2016 No.8759169 >>8758742 cumfaggot

Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:14:41 2016 No.8759202

>>8755453
>>he doesn't even so much as fantasize when he has a wank because he thinks it's "madness"
I used to do this as a young teen.
Now i've forgotten why I was so sure that that was damaging.

I'm also a degenerate now.
I think children are the real philosophers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:26:34 2016 No.8759212 >>8755403 I already know about it ya turkeys

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:34:22 2016 No.8759226 >>8756525 Norm Fanboyism is for anyone with a soul to be honest

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:36:33 2016 No.8759231 >>8759202 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:37:36 2016 No.8759232 >>8758494 >AND THEN, SANCHO POOPS HIS PANTS lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:39:50 2016 No.8759233 >>8759231 I think (I don't want to say i'm sure), that i'm not strong enough in morals or convictions to follow through on religion. That, and I can't convince myself that there is something else at work on this Earth besides the natural.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:40:05 2016 No.8759234 File: 26 KB, 447x447, 1377241334101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8759202 How do you fap without fantasizing? I t-thought that was how you did it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:42:07 2016 No.8759236 >>8759234 Train yourself to first fap without porn, then fap without fantasies, then don't fap at all. Only sex with the wife. My hypothetical response if I was a Christian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:53:29 2016 No.8759247 File: 56 KB, 564x847, literal semen demon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8759236 If I don't fap for a really long time, I'll have an orgasm in my sleep. desu this has only happened once or twice in my entire life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 05:55:12 2016 No.8759253 >>8759247 you can't just ignore basic biology, you have to get it out of your system somehow

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 06:31:57 2016 No.8759289 https://youtu.be/uZIsYyuN35Y?t=1199 /lit/ as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 06:35:51 2016 No.8759292 >>8759247 Same. I don't fap much at all so this happens from time to time. I find fapping more enjoyable than having to change my fucking sheets so I try to fairly regularly.

Anonymous Thu Nov 24 06:47:27 2016 No.8759305

Since we're on the topic of fapping without using fantasy check out this book :http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=7A3CF8C0BB9C08CD8D754D79DC310116

It's a whacking technique that leads to non ejaculatory orgasms that are crazy. The main gist of the technique is to not use your imagination to try and jizz as fasts as possible but to simply learn to fap in the moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 07:30:55 2016 No.8759351 >>8755535 Classic Norm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 08:05:14 2016 No.8759376 >''I don't do drugs because I like to face life head on'' >notorious use of Xanax >was a gambling addict What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 08:27:33 2016 No.8759398 >>8759376 >people cant change behavior or opinions in life

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 08:56:06 2016 No.8759455 >>8759376 He said something on a Dennis Miller interview that he wanted to keep those transgressions private like the old showbiz greats did. If you watch the Tom Green Live shows you can see him drinking a bunch

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 09:02:50 2016 No.8759469 >>8759376 he makes everything up in interviews, hes very ironic and hip in that way

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 09:53:11 2016 No.8759573 Guys don't meme norm to death please

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 09:55:34 2016 No.8759584 Listening to norm interviews, i always suspected he has a bit of the tism, on one Howard stern interview it was reveals he doesn't know how to drive a car and never drove one in his life. He also says all he does is read books and write jokes

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 09:59:07 2016 No.8759596 also norm probably is different from other comedians, he actually believes in god, and he once said that alt comics arent funny because being self aware you suck isnt funny, telling jokes is

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 10:16:26 2016 No.8759641 >>8759584 >always suspected he has a bit of the tism Same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 12:25:18 2016 No.8760063 >>8759584 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cI61Fgm_yA this one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 12:31:40 2016 No.8760083 >>8759584 He's probably schizoid or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 12:57:43 2016 No.8760153 >>8750715 Those interviewers are insufferable. America needs some kind of a ministry of culture to root out this kind of trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 13:21:49 2016 No.8760230 File: 164 KB, 494x332, 1480004911477.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "you need to be in therapy" "you need help" Everyone keeps saying that shit, but they fail at the stage where they assume it actually works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 13:28:14 2016 No.8760249 >tfw you btfo the View and call clinton a murderer in front of all middle america

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 13:29:15 2016 No.8760256 >>8760249 forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 14:01:58 2016 No.8760343 >>8759234 It's a dick, if you rub it enough it's gonna throw up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 14:20:49 2016 No.8760394 >>8760256 God I hate Barbara Walters Every time I've ever seen her she's acted like a sanctimonious cunt who holds a prejudice against every man she has to talk to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 14:46:39 2016 No.8760482 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6lPaxhWeA

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 14:49:03 2016 No.8760496 >>8750715 the interviewers aren't listening are they

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 15:06:02 2016 No.8760543 >>8753109 Look up his "dirty johnny" joke and his moth joke on youtube

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 15:08:05 2016 No.8760553 >>8754917 But I do hate people and I'm not ashamed of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 15:41:56 2016 No.8760658 >>8753919 https://youtu.be/L7K-kaelQEs

Anonymous Thu Nov 24 16:00:04 2016 No.8760737

>>8753109
his infrequent podcast, which is in both video and audio form

also youtube clips of his jokes, like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_0q_CXl41s

the enjoyment with Norm is that he's a great comedic storyteller and does jokes he finds funny in his own time whether or not anyone around him seems to be laughing at all. He'll never hurry it up to please people and will instead draw the joke out longer to make the atmosphere even more awkward.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 21:29:44 2016 No.8761756 >>8760553 Same as Norm

Anonymous Thu Nov 24 21:56:52 2016 No.8761828

>>8755932
You forgot the second part.
>Unlike Munro, @MargaretAtwood is incapable of writing a novel, yet churns out chum at an alarming rate
>Munro is the greatest writer Canada has ever produced but feels herself incapable of writing a novel. On the flip side sits @MargaretAtwood

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 22:14:53 2016 No.8761884 >>8760737 one of the few podcasts where the video ads something because of norms face

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 23:16:28 2016 No.8762028 >>8760658 fucking incredible

Anonymous Thu Nov 24 23:23:26 2016 No.8762054
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>>8759305
>"Whilst I am not saying that multi-orgasmic masturbation is the answer to the meaning of life, this I am prepared to say: If you learn to master the mindset and mental skills that are necessary to achieve multi-orgasmic masturbation, you will learn not only how to have multiple orgasms and experience unparalleled pleasure. You will grow as a person" he says.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 01:26:54 2016 No.8762333 File: 1.70 MB, 680x285, 1478654631273.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqECl-5BiA4 >when I hear someone say they're proud to be black I feel bad for the guy, because that's a retarded thing to be proud of

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 01:35:09 2016 No.8762344 >>8762054 bro speaking of masturbating all day, i haven't seen a stirnerpost all day, looks like the spooklord got taken to granny's house for thanksgiving, good riddance

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 05:26:46 2016 No.8762715 File: 52 KB, 320x240, Pepe hearty kek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBIpMGyJQBw >that absurd build-up >that perfect punchline >that delivery

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 07:27:06 2016 No.8762861 File: 209 KB, 512x512, photo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8762715 his set-up is fucking funny, Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 07:40:10 2016 No.8762882 ALL THE STARS ARE HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 08:13:42 2016 No.8762919 >>8761756 Norm doesn't hate people. His prime virtues are love and kindness, he says so often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 08:24:04 2016 No.8762929 >>8762715 Called it as soon as he said her name was Whack.

Anonymous Fri Nov 25 10:32:18 2016 No.8763199

>>8759253
the only way to attenuate your sexual libido ,is to do samatha meditaiton, because you replace the crappy pleasure from sex from the highest pleasure you can get from a human life [it is the highest pelasure because it is a pleasure which is not derived from the 5 senses nor from ''the will'' like the secular humanist call it].

the only way to destroy any libido regarding the body, is to do samatha mediation to reach what is called anagami, wher eyou know that the body.sensual pleasures are shitty to become happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 10:41:43 2016 No.8763224 >>8763199 sounds gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 12:21:42 2016 No.8763548 >>8762882 fuck man, kassem really needs to work on his stuff, that was pretty cringe. Though I figure, after Norm's Hitler comment, they told kassem to take control of the show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 13:08:50 2016 No.8763685 >>8763548 Thing it's a difficult dynamic because Norm's always gotta be the smartest man in the room. If one goes along with his jokes they're less funny. That's why Conan plays the everyman when he's with Norm

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 13:50:38 2016 No.8763808 >>8762929 sure you did

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 19:14:32 2016 No.8764929 professor of logic joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oseqh7SMIvo top fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 21:00:31 2016 No.8765341 >>8760482 that's cute I suppose

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 21:02:14 2016 No.8765349 >>8760543 The Magnotta bit was WAY better than dirty johnny

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 21:16:27 2016 No.8765381 File: 99 KB, 717x510, sides.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7K-kaelQEs holy shit I'm crying

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 21:34:38 2016 No.8765439 >>8765381 He's gotten crazier as he's gotten older https://youtu.be/a3PpS8ZZouM

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 21:54:06 2016 No.8765508 >>8750715 Who is the fucking harpy interviewing him? She just berates him for an hour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 21:59:52 2016 No.8765526 >>8765439 lmao I watched that right after I posted the Conan bit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 06:35:20 2016 No.8766561 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrbZxtuUdsQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 09:53:38 2016 No.8766884 File: 18 KB, 413x395, bFQol7R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8765439 "Famous people water" gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 10:49:31 2016 No.8767007 >>8750715 20 minutes into the interview He's extremely pretentious and I appreciate that the woman is calling him out as a fraud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 11:04:55 2016 No.8767029 >>8767007 He is not pretentious at all.

Anonymous Sat Nov 26 11:09:26 2016 No.8767040

>>8767029
Yes he is.
You can tell he's not being totally honest.
There's a point in the video where he starts confusing his son's age.
He speaks as if he's handling life's problems differently than most out of some sort of maturity.
What would actually be mature is to find some faith.
What would actually be mature is to set a positive example.
What would actually be mature is to walk away from your fame and fortune in order to be a decent man.
You lit boys eats this shits up because it makes you feel superior yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 11:11:42 2016 No.8767045 >>8767040 >walk away from your fame and fortune He did, why do you think he shills KFC now? He needs money

Anonymous Sat Nov 26 11:14:39 2016 No.8767050

>>8767045
>He needs money
You're an idiot or a liar if you think THAT guy NEEDS money.
He goes on an on about the emptiness of life.
That's because he's an empty narcissistic and nihilistic person. Nothing to be proud of.
In a world so full of corruption, lies, and needless death there is PLENTY to keep busy with ESPECIALLY if you have his means.
I mean later in the video he admitted to having an enormous gambling problem.
NEEDS MONEY? You're deluded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 11:17:51 2016 No.8767059 >>8767045 >>8767050 And no, shilling for KFC does not mean you've walked away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 11:17:57 2016 No.8767061 >>8767050 People who have gambling problems tend to be short on money

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 11:19:48 2016 No.8767067 >>8767061 Which doesn't mean they NEED money. Actually I'd argue it's the exact opposite. He needs LESS money and more soul. Your celebrity worship will not last.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 11:42:22 2016 No.8767135 >>8767040 Norm is that you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 13:28:35 2016 No.8767462 >>8762882 Why was the chick so pissy with Norm? Was she mad that he was way funnier than both her and Kassem combined?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 14:51:59 2016 No.8767806 File: 194 KB, 630x1200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750715 His outfit there reminds me of the Joker

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 14:58:03 2016 No.8767829 They say /lit/ is made up of normies and NORMies

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 16:10:15 2016 No.8768048 >>8767829 >normies and NORMies wow thats a alliteration is it not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 16:16:55 2016 No.8768075 >>8768048 >a alliteration wow those are homonyms are they not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 16:42:32 2016 No.8768168 >>8768075 hey hey ok now that's just uncalled for..

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 16:49:10 2016 No.8768203 >>8768168 not gonna lie I just didn't understand what you were getting at

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 16:49:47 2016 No.8768206 >>8750715 >owns beats >cord is in backwards I can already tell he's full of shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 17:06:32 2016 No.8768275 >>8768203 No biggie just refrain from calling someone a homonym next time

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 17:09:52 2016 No.8768289 >>8752886 >Alice Munro is to literature what Lee Iacocca is to automaking. Bret Easton Ellis is to literature what Lee Iacocca is to literature. I love Norm

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 17:11:12 2016 No.8768297 >>8760658 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 17:12:49 2016 No.8768304 >>8750715 Norm confirms /pencil dick/ https://youtu.be/9_UmOhdgqkc?t=28m4s Truly relatable man

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 17:13:57 2016 No.8768312 >>8768304 at 28:05

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 17:45:28 2016 No.8768426 >>8767040 >There's a point in the video where he starts confusing his son's age. Stopped reading right there, you're not understanding this guy at all.

Anonymous Sat Nov 26 18:17:07 2016 No.8768522

>>8750715
I actually completely agree with him about sex. I feel so disgusted and self-conscious about it (and I'm an atheist). It just seems so dehumanizing; like you have to distance yourself from the other person as a conscious subject and view them only as a distant object. I haven't had sex in like over a year. And I'm also not a some prudish autist or anything - I actually have like a fetish basically for "slutty" or "promiscuous" girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 19:06:07 2016 No.8768669 >>8760083 One of his brothers has schizophrenia

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 20:35:25 2016 No.8769036 >>8768522 You're guilt about casual sex is because it affirms your animality in contrast to your symbolic self. t. Becker

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 20:59:06 2016 No.8769156 >>8750715 >if you know math then you know that a fraction of infinity is always 0 I love Norm and all but he went full pseud on that one

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 21:06:53 2016 No.8769189 >>8769156 Yeah, that's true - he did sound pretty retarded - but I understand what he was getting at. Basic calculus says that the limit of any function of a real number divided the value x as x approaches infinity is zero.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 22:52:32 2016 No.8769579 >>8769189 Do you think he meant that? Is it even a coherent metaphor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 00:04:50 2016 No.8769739 >>8767067 cryptic pseudo-religiousisms get annoying

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 00:05:47 2016 No.8769740 >>8769579 I thought that was what he meant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 00:14:41 2016 No.8769763 >>8769740 I just assumed he was thinking in a common-sense fashion that some quantifiable increment of infinity would be rationally inconsiderable. I just wish he hadn't acted like it was a display of methamatical knowledge.

Anonymous Sun Nov 27 03:48:59 2016 No.8770094

>>8768669
>[...]There are however links and evidence of shared genetic risk between SPD and other cluster A personality disorders and schizophrenia, and SPD is thought to be part of the "schizophrenic spectrum of disorders".[3][4][5]

Well, there you go. Shit's probably in his genes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 10:21:47 2016 No.8770705 >>8770094 I don't understand why we should even recognize the validty of SPD as an actual disorder. Only a retarded normie would call wanting to be alone a disorder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 11:29:13 2016 No.8770863 >>8760658 >you dirty dog

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 15:39:20 2016 No.8771587 >>8757894 link to interview?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 16:47:14 2016 No.8771807 File: 119 KB, 640x1136, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8757894

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 16:48:27 2016 No.8771817 >>8771807 >>8758742 Meant to link to this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 19:22:36 2016 No.8772362 >>8768304 >>8768312 wasn't he just playing Russell Brand because he is known to have a tiny dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 19:49:49 2016 No.8772467 File: 1.12 MB, 5000x5000, 1480288872842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770705 >tfw never heard of this and just looked this shit up >languid schizoid criteria look like a description of me and my life for the past 2 years holy shit

Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:40:41 2016 No.8772616

>>8768669

And another of his brothers is a senior correspondent for Canada's national broadcaster.

Fake news entertainer, real news commentator, insane person, if you tried to write this as a background for a character people would call it brutally contrived.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:45:13 2016 No.8772631 >>8752886 >Not only can he not write, he can't read. Whew lad

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:51:25 2016 No.8772653 he's /ourguy/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:57:25 2016 No.8772676 >>8767040 >What would actually be mature is to find some faith. Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 20:59:11 2016 No.8772684 >>8767040 norm is a christian, silly

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 21:00:15 2016 No.8772688 >>8753149 hit me up

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 00:19:22 2016 No.8773349 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZIsYyuN35Y&t=1265s&ab_channel=NormMacdonald If you have any doubt that Norm isn't /ourguy/ then watch this bit from 20:20 onward

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 09:53:35 2016 No.8774368 File: 511 KB, 712x6523, norm big pete.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 14:32:51 2016 No.8775348 >>8771587 anyone know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 14:58:12 2016 No.8775433 >>8774368 Holy shit

Anonymous Mon Nov 28 15:46:55 2016 No.8775638

>Right, like the comedian who made a joke comparing someone quoting Bible verses on a subway to him quoting Harry Potter passages. That joke really irritated you. Why?

>Oh, just the smugness. There are a lot more hack “smart” comedians nowadays and atheist comedians. It’s so dull. To be talking about being an atheist living in West Hollywood is not the bravest stance to take. If a guy went up and said, “Jesus Christ is our lord and savior,” I’d say, “Damn, that guy’s brave!” Or, “The infidels must die under the sword of Allah!” I’d go, “Goddamn, that’s a brave comic.” So that got under my skin. Also the idiocy of comparing the New Testament to Harry Potter. I knew because I read all the books with my kid that J.K. Rowling said she’s a Christian and based the books on the New Testament. I thought, now you’ve really stepped into an area that you don’t know what you’re talking about at all.

norm is lowkey reactionary

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 16:08:09 2016 No.8775765 >>8774368 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 16:10:48 2016 No.8775778 >>8774368 Is this a joke? Is there a catch somewhere that I didn't get?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:20:16 2016 No.8776068 >>8775778 think its just norm showing his bittersweet side

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:21:24 2016 No.8776072 >>8776068 It's a nice story, I just thought I might be missing something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:29:22 2016 No.8776106 >>8774368 Norm lives in Vancouver, strange.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 18:54:52 2016 No.8776474 >>8776106 Norms lives in LA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 19:28:05 2016 No.8776616 >>8775778 just Norm reminiscing I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 07:46:59 2016 No.8778334 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0ncwcc7Dag BUMP

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 08:06:33 2016 No.8778373 >>8775778 The joke is that it undercuts the 'One last big score' trope in that they accomplished their foolish goal, and the money they had plans for they just squandered by spending it on whores

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 08:44:15 2016 No.8778453 >>8755870 wank less often

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 08:46:09 2016 No.8778456 >>8756396 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsQj4ioqf50

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 08:47:49 2016 No.8778460 >>8776474 He must have spent some time up there then, because his references are not the well-known landmarks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 09:14:00 2016 No.8778498 >>8772684 Norm is NOT a Christian, he is seeking God, running from agnosticism and currently most comfortabe with Judaism according to him

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 09:40:28 2016 No.8778560 >>8759226 >having a soul

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 10:05:30 2016 No.8778605 >>8778460 He's from Canada.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 10:06:01 2016 No.8778608 >>8778498 Need sauce. He specifies Christianity multiple times in recent years

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 10:16:21 2016 No.8778630 >>8754934 Comedians have to do morning radio to promote shows. Probably something the venue or his agent set up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 11:42:34 2016 No.8778831 >>8778608 his recent interview on Larry King Live or whatever it's called.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 11:45:01 2016 No.8778845 >>8778608 His Twitter, his most recent Larry King appearance, his most recent Howard Stern appearance, everything where he's vulnerable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 12:09:52 2016 No.8778938 >>8772362 How'd you arrive at that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 14:18:21 2016 No.8779363 >>8752886 he tweets like trump

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 20:58:31 2016 No.8780871 Been on a Norm kick for days thanks to this thread. Guys a damn genius. Love the total commitment to coming out as a deeply closeted gay man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 20:59:49 2016 No.8780876 >>8780871 He's said multiple times, he ain't gay!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 21:08:18 2016 No.8780915 >>8779363 I think he's a Trump supporter desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 21:15:36 2016 No.8780937 >>8780871 You here the twilight zone sketch story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 21:28:53 2016 No.8780984 >>8751789 >>8751877 you're blowing your cover with this continual use of "normies" and our guy >>8751869 I'm not hip [or possibly lame] enough to get this, who is john casablanca?

Anonymous Tue Nov 29 21:47:25 2016 No.8781067

>>8778498
>>8778608
>>8778845
When he was on Maron's podcast he mentioned how all activity is just distraction from our demise and how that ties in with his gambling addiction and how God is the only answer but he has a hard time believing:

https://youtu.be/wu6xUYdfdt0?t=4220
1:10:20 the gambling bit starts and goes towards faith and sheit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:14:55 2016 No.8781177 >>8781067 Right. That doesn't make him not a Christian though

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:28:12 2016 No.8781233 >>8781177 I wasn't implying that, just thought I would step in and give you lads an interesting link.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:31:49 2016 No.8781245 >>8780937 Jim Brent's? That was some good shit. You hear his 'friend who can get any woman's joke? He's told that one in a few fairly recent interviews

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:32:00 2016 No.8781247 >>8781233 Gracias

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:33:53 2016 No.8781256 Norm grew up in a rural part of Canada, and he started out reading classic Russian literature, thinking that it was all contemporary. If that's not /lit/ I don't know what is

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:39:37 2016 No.8781279 >>8781256 Source on thinking it was contemporary? He mentions a boyhood love of Russian lit in his Larry King interview I know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:41:57 2016 No.8781293 >>8751092 i love norm but his book was kind of boring. dropped it for the moment to read something else that i was wanting to read, but ill probably check it out after. pretty funny from what i read though

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:45:18 2016 No.8781304 >>8781293 try the audiobook, he narrates himself

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 22:46:21 2016 No.8781311 >>8781304 fuck, that would be way better. got a link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 23:12:45 2016 No.8781431 >>8781311 https://extratorrent.cc/torrent/5185047/Based+on+a+True+Story%3A+A+Memoir+%5BAudiobook%5D+by+Norm+Macdonald+%5BDr.Soc%5D.html Here's a torrent, can't find a direct download link.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 23:22:11 2016 No.8781465 >>8781311 tpb

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 08:48:58 2016 No.8782439 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj2xQHULUPQ at 2:18 Norm calls Ramsey a cook but it sounds like 'cuck' >/ourguy/

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 15:48:48 2016 No.8783860 >>8782439 Get out

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 18:38:17 2016 No.8784427 File: 228 KB, 400x281, comfy norm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8783860 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 20:07:02 2016 No.8784785 >>8760083 youtube comment stealer

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 20:11:38 2016 No.8784819 >>8772467 Dont pay attention to it. Mental disorders are like cheap astrology, you can read yourself in all of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 20:14:02 2016 No.8784836 >>8781177 Everyone bares their cross. Yours is being trapped with yourself. His is his struggle with God.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 20:30:19 2016 No.8784909 >>8756278 underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:23:47 2016 No.8785170 >>8784427 I wonder if this was at his Uncle Basil's

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:47:48 2016 No.8785431 >>8784427 damn that pic looks 70s as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:31:38 2016 No.8785595 >>8784819 Why do people have to be this retarded? Come on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:38:48 2016 No.8786561 >>8784836 >Everyone bares their cross. ew

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:00:18 2016 No.8787493 >>8785595 Not OP but yeah if you're not a professional it's easy to misinterpret the list of symptoms

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