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how to get /lit/ gf

>> No.8747329

Be a Chad.

>> No.8747330

Do you mind if your gf had a dick?
If you then I have some bad news

>> No.8747332

>>8747319
Girls with mental illnesses are the easiest pickings. If you can't get a lit gf you have no chance.

>> No.8747373

>>8747319
Start or join a book club at your local library or elsewhere. Visit open mic nights at bars and the like. Go to readings, signings, openings, etc.

But most of all, don;t be afraid to talk to someone who interests you, even if its not a girl or a romantic interest. That chick had a really good poem she wrote and read? Go up to her and compliment her, ask her about her work. Artists are almost always willing to discuss themselves and their art. That guy in the book store buying a book you like? Tell him you like it and that its a good choice. Someone having a hard time choosing a good book? Make some recommendations. Chat with cashiers, clerks and patrons.

Read books. Write some. Get around people. Be friendly. There you go.

>> No.8747381

>>8747319
take a gipsy girl off the street . teach her urself

>> No.8747386

>>8747319
The most /lit/ path is to be eternally alone

>> No.8747404

>>8747319
>/cgl/
>that thin
lmao

>> No.8747489

>>8747381
Go to bed Higgins

>> No.8747863

major in english and hopefully find somebody tolerable.

>> No.8748231

>>8747319
having a gf is not /lit/

paying for an escort every first thursday of each month, climaxing as fast as you can without caring for her, smoking a cigarette while you tell her about your novel, leaving before she can confess her love to you every time is /lit/

>> No.8748335

Girls who read only like Harry Potter, John Green, and romantic young adult dystopian fiction novels. If they are truly "/lit/" , they're either ugly or insufferable snobs. Chances are they prefer feminist literature or anything not written by a "dead white guy". This is all from one fucking literature class last semester and I already want to die.

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8748366

>>8747373
>That guy in the book store buying a book you like? Tell him you like it and that its a good choice.

Where do you go on from there? This has happened to me, when a girl who stood behind me in the queue said this to me while I was at the checkout.

>> No.8748369

>>8747319
start with the greeks

>> No.8748370

>>8748231
>paying for an escort every first thursday of each month, climaxing as fast as you can without caring for her, smoking a cigarette while you tell her about your novel, leaving before she can confess her love to you every time is /lit/

Too comfy for me, desu

>> No.8748377

>>8747319
Don't bother.
Even if she reads books, she will never be as literary as you.

>> No.8748383

>>8748366
>oh, you like it? No spoilers, eh!
>you read this kinda stuff a lot?
>wanna go for a coffee or smthg?
>profit

>> No.8748392

>>8748370
I would do it, but I think there is no whores here. Not pros at least.

>> No.8748402
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8748402

My ex-girlfriend was very much into literature and philosophy and definitely an intelligent girl. However, she was a very psychologically unstable person, was very mentally abusive towards me both as a boyfriend and a friend, had frequent nervous breakdowns, a very destructive existential crisis (possibly fueled by the authors that she read and enjoyed wallowing in further), often suicidal, maniacal, depressive and had issues with anorexia and bulimia as well.

Of course, I'm not trying to stereotype girls or anything like that at all. But personally, because of those awful years (which, to be honest, are still going on, since I am still a friend to her despite breaking up a long time ago), I will forever steer away from any girl that reminds me of this. I've even steered away from literature and writing for a year or so, but I'm starting to regain my courage to be interested in stuff like this.

>> No.8748419

>>8748383
>wanna go for a coffee or smthg?

It is literally impossible to ask this to a stranger without being a creep, the girl will instantly be aware you just want to bone her.

>> No.8748428

>>8748402
I don't understand, how was she abusive towards you? Sorry I've only had a gf that lived with me one time and I was basically Sean Connery, so its hard for me to imagine how a guy could be abused by a girl.

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8748429

>>8748402

lmao you and your ex sound so full of yourselves hahahahhah

as a result of the authors she read hahahahhaha

man you sound like a god damn faggot

i hate you and your ex girlfriend hahahahahhahahahaha

>> No.8748435

>>8748402
Sounds like a keeper for the guys of lit.

>> No.8748438

>>8748419
This is why I only flirt with clever mentally ill girls I meet online.

>> No.8748445

>>8748428
It wasn't physical abuse, I guess I could just say that she was a huge asshole and a really bad person to me and it was hard to deal with it or escape it without being fed a lot of guilt and threats of suicide.

>>8748429
I guess I understand why I can sound stupid but it's hard to explain things like these. "As a result of the authors she read" could be misunderstood, I just wanted to say that she was overly sensitive and very pessimistic about everything and reading anything bleak or depressing would always force her into a crisis or a shit fit.