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I can persuade you of anything using my excellent rhetoric.

I did it once on here and changed many minds.

What do you want me to convince you of /lit/?

>> No.8713115

Convince me you are not a faggot.

>> No.8713129

>>8713115
I am a faggot. A faggot who fucked more women than you. You're probably a virgin who chokes when speaking with women.

>> No.8713134
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8713134

Rhetoric is not a substitute for fact.

>> No.8713144

>>8713129
shit rhetoric desu, reeks of insecurity.
0/10

>> No.8713157

>>8713134
I only persuade using facts. Only facts.

>> No.8713159

Please convince me that you can't convince me.

>> No.8713163

>>8713144
I know you were persuaded by my rhetoric, but I don't expect you to be honest about it.

>> No.8713164

>>8713111
Convince me that you didn't get those trips.

>> No.8713166

Convince me god exists without circular logic.

>> No.8713178

>>8713163
upboated :)

>> No.8713179

>>8713111

convince me i'll be okay :(

>> No.8713194

>>8713159
I can and will always convince you, trust me.

>> No.8713196

>>8713164
I don't see any trips, are you trippin'?

>> No.8713199

>>8713166
I and you know that God exists. We don't need to use circular reasoning.

>> No.8713203

>>8713179
I think you will be okay. Don't worry. Believe me.

>> No.8713212

>>8713111
but rhetoric is by definition targeted and you have very little idea who we are. if I post like a different kind of person will that make your magic not work?

>> No.8713230

>>8713157
>>8713129
>>8713199
>claims to argue using ONLY facts
>only uses blatant assumptions
great thread

>> No.8713235

>>8713111
Convince me that 1+1=3

>> No.8713236

>>8713212
I don't need to know who you are to persuade you. I am a master of rhetoric. My magic will always work. Try your luck.

>> No.8713238

>>8713230
I don't see what you're criticizing me on, but thank you, my threads are always great.

>> No.8713262

>>8713111
Convince me that Donald Trump will make America great again.

>> No.8713264

>>8713235
I hypothesize that there is an additional 1 that makes up 3. I am a mathematician and a part time physicist, I know that for sure, trust me.

>> No.8713265

>>8713264
>Great rhetoric
>I am this
>I know, trust me because I am this

Oboy oboy

>> No.8713365

>>8713111
I convinced your mom to take a breather and stop sucking y dick for 5 minutes, but shes a hungry one.

>> No.8713375

>>8713199
wtf i love god now

>> No.8713384

>>8713111

Convince me to start reading books, I get bored and reading is hard cause I am not very bright.

>> No.8713408

>>8713111

That you can simultaneously hold the belief that drug use should be illegal and that you do not hate freedom.

>> No.8713422

>>8713111
Convince me.

>> No.8713440

I like potatoes

>> No.8713442

>>8713408
I can simultaneously hold the belief that drug use should be illegal and that I do not hate freedom, trust me.

>> No.8713847

>>8713422
I have already convinced you.

>> No.8713852

>>8713440
I like potatoes too.

>> No.8713937

>>8713847
No, you didn't. That's why I asked for it in the first place. Ain't so difficult to understand, is it?

It seems to me you're new at this but that's no problem.
I can teach you the basics, if you want. Let me be your guide.

>> No.8713945

>>8713111
convince me that i can get a gf

>> No.8713993

>>8713937
Need I not to convince you I've convinced you, it has already been done.

Also, who here
>pretending to be OP because lulz