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3 lucky people

Following these 3 rules, wishlist time.

1: If I have bought for you before, disqualified.
2. If your list is repeated in the thread, disqualified
3. Post must end in 3, 6, or 9

>> No.869831

http://amzn.com/w/1AFR9JP07S5EH

>> No.869837 [DELETED] 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=3ADW86D8UV5R3

>> No.869834

http://www.amazon.ca/wishlist/1SHX3DALEER6V

>> No.869838

>>869831
>>869834
Repeat...no go

>> No.869839

Considering /lit/ is so slow, it shouldn't be that hard to win.

>> No.869842

http://amzn.com/w/3GQEO2GZMCDNX

>> No.869845

>>869838

How is it a repeat?

>If your list is repeated in the thread

>your list

I posted two different lists, so it's no repeat.

Anyway, they didn't end in 3,6, or 9.

>> No.869847

Wait...do we just post a book, and if we win, you'll buy it?

New /lit/izen here.

>> No.869848

>>869845
Stop ruining shit

>> No.869850

Oh! Hey jp! I got one of the books you bought me and the other one will probably get here next week! <3 Thanks!

>> No.869854

hey jp, can you buy me books, i will suck you off and shave my balls for you.

>> No.869856

>>869847
Amazon wishlist link

>> No.869859

jp is the man!

got my books the other day!

>> No.869860
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869860

I am honored that you are still doing this, but I'd feel a lot better if you saved something for yourself.

If get, make it two lucky people instead of three

>> No.869861

>>869860
I get the feeling this may be a bad idea, but yes, I am still here.

>> No.869862

>>869859
>>869856

lol 6 and 9...

3 get

>> No.869864

>>869848

wtf? what did I ruin? I played by the fucking rules, I lost, and now I won't repost shit.

>> No.869867

i'll post pics of my cock and my dog fucking me... can i have a book jp?

>> No.869868

can't believe this isn't flooded with posts yet.

i'd post mine, but kind jp has already bought me stuff.

>> No.869869

3 6 9 and no repeats. This shouldn't be hard. I am about to impart another rule: 1 hour.

>> No.869870

OP = power-tripping faggot

>> No.869873

>>869860
Yeah, I love the idea and would definitely buy books for other anons myself if I had the cash, but new people on /lit/ have really ruined it lately. Thanks for making the internet a more tolerable place, jp.

>> No.869874

what's the point of all the rules? It goes from generosity to a game of who can post at the correct time.

>> No.869876

>>869870
You don't understand the history of this. The plan is actually well thought out considering the previous results.

>> No.869877

>>869873
haha, oh shit, sorry guys!

>> No.869875 [DELETED] 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3SIT1AJY1CLE1

>> No.869880

>>869870

Wow, dude, fuck you. Do you know how many gifts he's gotten for people on this board?

Some people (you) are just incapable of seeing kindness in anyone.

>> No.869881

http://amzn.com/w/JOBQ2Y1FIH6V

>> No.869883

>>869874
see
>>869870

>> No.869887 [DELETED] 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/wishlist/25EQVFA4T3IFG

>> No.869885

>>869883
lol

>> No.869890

>>869870

>OP = classy dude

Fixed

I would post a list, but I can afford my own books.

>> No.869891

I don't have amazon, fffff

>> No.869898 [DELETED] 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/24SISUD5DAVUO

>> No.869892

i don't even have an amazon wishlist

can you give me books via telepathy

i heard you were a wizard

>> No.869893

>>869880
You mistake dangling of balls in your face as kindness, dumb cunt.

>> No.869894

http://www.amazon.co.uk/wishlist/25EQVFA4T3IFG

>> No.869899

>>869893
:(

>> No.869900

>>869893

He's not dangling anything. He actually gets people gifts.

>> No.869902

>>869893

The only reason he's adding rules is because of how shit-storm it gets otherwise.

>> No.869903

So here's my plan. Someone buys me an e-book reader, and then I spend at least that much money on books for other anons (not necessarily all at once).

Good plan?

>> No.869904

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/24SISUD5DAVUO

>> No.869906

>>869900

Yes, so he can watch you lot dance and beg like dogs.

>> No.869908

I've never done this before, here's my wish list http://amzn.com/w/3AHOZVGZ7AZ79

I don't really need them and there are more deserving than I but I also will not say no.

>> No.869910

>>869906
see
>>869900

>> No.869912

Fuck, that's too hard lol. But, c'mon bro, do me a favor. There's no Fight Club for selling in my city and i can't find it anywhere. Argumentum ad misericordian ftw.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/24SISUD5DAVUO

>> No.869913

>>869910
er...
>>869902

>> No.869914

I don't think a single winning number has been a wish list.

>> No.869918

>>869912
Panis et circensis, here we go.

>> No.869920

Holy shit, how hard can this be?

>> No.869921

http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=1305544663&searchurl=sortby%3D1%26tn%3DThe%2Bho
bbit%26x%3D0%26y%3D0
Would this count?..

>> No.869922

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1ZG04JISWBJDZ

>> No.869924

>>869920
It's pretty hard actually.

>> No.869925

>>869920

Well approx. thirty minutes more then this thread is void...but I'm glad there's rules this time around.

>> No.869927

>>869920
haha, apparently pretty hard

>> No.869929

Also if an hour passes and no one wins this thread should be saved...for the lulz

>> No.869932

>>869929
golden opportunity squandered

>> No.869933

>>869920

If no one else wants to accept your love, I'll post mine again. You've bought me shit before.

>> No.869934

http://amzn.com/w/1G5BOO8O5Y0HN
Lets give it a whirl.

>> No.869935

>>869933
>>869929
>>869913
>>869906
>>869903
>>869899
>>869893
>>869883
>>869876
>>869873
>>869869
>>869859
>>869856
>>869839

This is hilarious.

>> No.869937

>>869933
LAWL

>> No.869941

I'll repeat that shit, so this get even harder.
Argumentum ad nauseam.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/24SISUD5DAVUO
Yes, i like fallacies.

>> No.869942

No people, NOT TODAY!

>> No.869943

Hello WHATS GOIN ON THIS THREAD
OH LAWD

>> No.869947

>>869941

If my post ends in 3, 6, or 9, buy that dude The Trial.

So damn good.

>> No.869948

>>869943
LOL

>> No.869950

LOL

>> No.869951

9

>> No.869955

>>869947
If my posts ends in 4, 8 or 1 buy that dude The Trial.

>> No.869956

jp's already bought me stuff I think, but I'm posting mine just because.

http://amzn.com/w/2Y954RA6KXE0G

I'm going to laugh my ass off if I actually get a 3,6 or 9.

>> No.869957

6

>> No.869959

>>869956

lol'd!

>> No.869960

http://amzn.com/w/73L8LC4KR4UN

>> No.869961 [DELETED] 

http://amzn.com/w/15UPODU23LGZR

thank you :3

>> No.869963

>>869956
CONGRATURATIONS
A WINRAR IS YOU

>> No.869964

>>869963

Fuckyeah!

>> No.869967

>>869955
I told you JP, that shit is hard.

>> No.869968 [DELETED] 

http://amzn.com/w/15UPODU23LGZR

go go go!

>> No.869977 [DELETED] 

jp is awesome

http://amzn.com/w/15UPODU23LGZR

>> No.869970

jp already bought me shit

just going to go ahead and win again

http://www.amazon.com/Will-Glass/wishlist/2VLNUQUXZPPQW/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1

>> No.869972

>>869963
>>869956

> 1: If I have bought for you before, disqualified.

Bros disqualified.

>> No.869973

>>869972
HAHAHA OMG LAWD

>> No.869974

>>869956
Previosly bought, but nice luck

>> No.869975

>>869970

darn, lol

>> No.869985 [DELETED] 

http://amzn.com/w/15UPODU23LGZR

>> No.869979

I have no chance to win cause i've repeated.
So, FUCK you all, i'll give you guys a hard time.
YEA I MAD

>> No.869983

3!

>> No.869984

Well, I figure it's worth a shot. If someone buys me this, I'll be getting free books for others. And I'll probably get this guy the trial. >>869941

http://amzn.com/w/3OC7IVLXZ3KKU

>> No.869987

>>869979
10/10.

>> No.869988

>>869983
FFFFFFFFF U DID THAT ON PORPOISE
o well

>> No.869989

lol i'm not even going to post my list and, judging by this thread, will probably get 3,6, or 9,


holy shit i love commas.

>> No.869991

>>869974

Nice fake trip, bro.

>> No.869993

>>869989
Your luck is a comma

>> No.869994

>>869983

I was hoping to show everyone how fucking easy this is.

You're all losers.

>> No.869996

Heres hoping

http://amzn.com/w/15UPODU23LGZR

>> No.869998

If this post ends in 99, then anon buys jp books.

>> No.870001

HELLO JP, NOT NOW.

>> No.870002

>>869996
about time.

>> No.870004

>>869996

WINRAR

>> No.870005

faggots

>> No.870006

>>869996
finally a winrar

>> No.870008

>>869996
Finally.

>> No.870011

http://amzn.com/w/2687SP6ZOD4CX
Come on...

>> No.870015

>>870013
FAIL LAWD

>> No.870013 [DELETED] 

If my posts ends in 4, 7 or 0, JP has to buy that dude >>869941
Trial.

>> No.870016

9!

>> No.870023

http://www.amazon.ca/registry/wishlist/2YJGRV3GF025X

>> No.870025

>>869996
Looks like the list of someone who just had his first philosophy class.

>> No.870027

Wait, so Jp actually buys people books?

That's pretty awesome man. I mean I like the idea and everything. Compared to the /v/ begging for steam gifts, this seems almost civilized. Also, most of those steam threads are just trolls.

But if anyone wouldn't mind...could you prove that Jp has bought for you? I don't mean to be cynical, but I just don't believe anything until I have hard proof.

>> No.870028

Yeah, i'm sick tierd of this shit.
I have no luck at all. To prove that statement, if this posts ends in 8 then i have no luck at all.

>> No.870030
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870030

>>869996

>> No.870032

>>870028
>if this posts ends in 8 then i have no luck at all.
LOL WINRAR

>> No.870036

>>870011
>11
:(

>> No.870039

>>870023

Winner?

>> No.870042

>3. Post must end in 3, 6, or 9
idiots

>> No.870046

>>870030
Holy crap. It's gonna take a whole month to ship to new zealand?

>> No.870050

>>870030
Thanks bro, you are awesome!

>> No.870051

>>870027
>hard proof

how hard do you want it, puppet?

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870047

>>870023

>> No.870057

>>870047

Thanks man!

Uh, you forgot to blot out you ID.

>> No.870058

>>870027

Is >>870047 and >>870030 enough proof for ya?

>> No.870060
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870060

Hey jp you're pretty awesome.

>> No.870061

>>870060
>pretty rich

>> No.870062
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870062

>>870023

>> No.870064

>>870027
not hard proof, but I got my L'Engle book thursday and I'll probably get the Twain anthology he bought me next week. :)

>> No.870071

I would love the Divine Comedy

>> No.870073

One left

>> No.870076

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/24SISUD5DAVUO
REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT
Joking JP, don't be mad at me.

>> No.870077

http://www.amazon.co.uk/wishlist/ZQPTRYAA0BQ6
Thank you, if I happen to 'win' that is..

>> No.870079

>>870076
There's only one book on there.

>> No.870082

>>870076
sorry...rules you know

>> No.870083

>>870064

Dude, you got something twice! Not fair.

>> No.870087

>>870082
No problem, i know. I was just kidding.
Be cool :3

>> No.870088

http://amzn.com/w/2X43SHGS57MK4

Not repeat :D I just want to see if this is real

>> No.870089

>>870083

A the time, jp bought 20 dollars worth of wish list. The two book probably cost 20.

>> No.870090

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1QK4GACZ8U88V

>> No.870093

>>870083
He bought two books for each of the winners in this thread. :) Mine just ended up being shipped separately.

>> No.870095

still need one more winner. Heading out to a fireowrksdisplay soon so work em in

>> No.870098

>>869984
this?

>> No.870100
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870100

only 10 more minutes to maybe win!

>> No.870102

amy hempel at the gates of animal kingdom


send to poland get

>> No.870103

>>870098
I don't think that's how it will work...

>> No.870104

I think this guy is trolling >>869984

>> No.870105

>>870095
you could pick a random loser

>> No.870107

>>870104
sigh, nobody trusts anybody anymore :(

>> No.870108

thom jones -cold snap

>> No.870110

>>870102
Fucking fantastic book.

>> No.870111

I'll suck your dick for a book. I know where you live.

>> No.870112

More 3, 6, and 9s got wasted then actual winrars -_-

>> No.870113

>>870105
I'm a loser, and I'm pretty random

>> No.870115

>>870107
Yeah... :(
I'm not JP, but i trust you, anon <3
Let's ride our colorful unicorns.

>> No.870116

http://www.amazon.ca/wishlist/148P5E35XT15H

Tri-mutliple get!

>> No.870119

>>870116
SHI-

>> No.870120

harry crews - childhood a biography of a place\


get

>> No.870121

Post your list jp!

>> No.870125

>>870116
You didnt enter a shipping address. Do so now.

>> No.870126

>>870116
Holy shit!

How do I add the ship-to address?

>> No.870128

is it just me, or is everyone requesting Kafka and Sartre today?

>> No.870129

>>870126
LOL what a waste.

>> No.870127 [DELETED] 

hey what's going on ITT?

>> No.870131

>>870126
Update your list profile on the left hand side of the screen

>> No.870132

>>870125
>>870125
Done.

>> No.870136

eat shit jp

>> No.870137

lol@TT

>> No.870139

>>870136
wth?

>> No.870144
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870144

>>870116

Night all!

>> No.870149

>>870144
I love you.

>> No.870150

http://amzn.com/w/32LLZZE8GC8VY

>> No.870151

Now this is how it should be done. Good work, jp

>> No.870152

Thanks jp, you the man!

>> No.870158

>>869941
O look, the Kafka books aren't there anymoar.

>> No.870159

>>870136
>>870139
sad fails

>> No.870160

>>870158
Nice troll, you got me.
10/10.

>> No.870165

http://www.amazon.com/Matthew-Hightower/wishlist/2HU9HZMCBRP41/ref=cm_wl_search_1

>> No.870171
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870171

never bought for me before =D

http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/3DY70H6264JM9

undoubtedly a fail roll...

>> No.870176

It has already ended, guize.

>> No.870177

>>870171
You were too late, anyways.

>> No.870187
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870187

>>870088
No Troll. Grats on Consolation buy

>> No.870195

>>870187
See guys, thats the thing. jp is just random!

>> No.870201

Doh! Too late again.

>> No.870208

>>870187
Get me Lullaby, JP.

>> No.870217

>>870165
Miss, oh well. I will have you one day Suttree.

>> No.870220

This thread was a firecracker. If you argumentative fuckers would have posted your lists instead of being cock-blockers, you'd have your books. Don't question the generosity.

>> No.870222
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870222

>my face when I download thousands of e-books off isohunt and read maybe a dozen or so

>> No.870231

Darn, too late again! I've never posted my wishlist before so I'll just go ahead and do that anyway:

http://amzn.com/w/33G1OOPQJQAOX

jp rules XD

>> No.870239

http://www.amazon.ca/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=299MVCUHAO1SF

>> No.870247
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870247

>>870076
Good Film.

>> No.870253

God dammit. Perfect timing for my internet to crap out

>> No.870254

http://amzn.com/w/3DVFS6L9Z2MY0

:D

>> No.870259

>>870254
Nice list!
unfortunately I can't help you :(

>> No.870263

>>870187
Holy shit. Wow! Thanks Jp.

>> No.870264

>>870254
Someone buy him some Nietzsche; It's practically required reading.

>> No.870270

>>870247
OH SHI-
Is this real life?
I love you, JP.

>> No.870279

>>870259

Because they're non-fiction?

>> No.870284

oh dang I`m late

http://www.amazon.ca/wishlist/2AN416B0JY1DV

>> No.870289

>>870279
Because I have no money.

feelsbadman.jpg

>> No.870293

I doubt that jp is here anymore, nut I just wanted to say that what he does on the weekends makes me almost fry. Also. I have never posted a list.

>> No.870297

All of you should feel ashamed of yourselves.

Moochers.

>> No.870299

JP is a really good guy, seriously.
And i am not saying this because he give me anything, because he didn't.
But he's a good fella. He's a wise guy, he's okay.

>> No.870300

>>870297
shame is for morally bankrupt fools

>> No.870312

>>870293

I fry too.

>> No.870319

>>870297

Jealous much?

>> No.870324 [DELETED] 

One more. Post ending in 0 wins. My ride will be here in 15 minutes. Previously bought will be ignored.

>> No.870331

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/13HG4RCYIXLMM

>> No.870340

I will take one more. Post must end in an even number, and there must be a small description of yourself.

>> No.870342

faggot moochers

>> No.870343

>>870342
sad fail

>> No.870346

http://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/4GHE10Z1E7VE/

Poor student who wants way more books than he can afford.

>> No.870347

http://amzn.com/w/3DVFS6L9Z2MY0

I live in New Zealand and I am 16/M

Can't afford books of my own loolol

>> No.870350

>>870340
jp

get this guy Nietzsche >>870347

>> No.870357

>>870340

Thought you were out of money :/

>> No.870362

>>870340
I love transgressive art in all its forms, I`m a candian citizen who collects rare limited edition noise cassette tapes and private-run magazines and publications, I fully support independent business owners and artists, I don`t read as much as I should but I certainly try, and I love animals, I also think what you`re doing is pretty alright

http://www.amazon.ca/wishlist/2AN416B0JY1DV

>> No.870367

>>870357
>credit card
>out of money

>> No.870368

>>870346

Did you see Blindness the movie? It's not that good. I also read Death with Interruptions from the same guy and it was really boring.

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870369

>>870346

>> No.870371

>>870347
jp, I forgot to mention that I am trying to study philosophy to get a scholarship but I can't really afford the books. :(

>> No.870374

>>870362

you sound like a fudge-packer.

>> No.870378

>>870369

Thank you so much JP! Your kindness is much appreciated!

>> No.870379

>>870367
I do not use a credit card. I use a check card, which takes money out of my checking account automatically. It is an ATM card, basically. You deposit $500 in your checking account, and $500 is your limit.

>> No.870381

>>870371
baw =.=;;

>> No.870387

>>870374
is that some extra code for something? my generation doesn`t deal with direct sarcasm, so let us know if you need a translator

>> No.870393

>>870374

Sorry, you are a fudge-packer.

>> No.870397

>>870347
>>870347
Anyone of those books would be helpful for studying for my scholarship. You just have to have a good knowledge of prominent philosophers and writing for it..

>> No.870403

>>870397

no one cares

>> No.870408

>>870397
You can't provide pictures of Elodie or Annique, so you must die.

>> No.870417

>>870403
I hope jp does, he's a rather kind person.

>> No.870424

>>870408

WTF?

>> No.870439

>>870424
Yesterday's joke, some people think it's still funny.

>> No.870442

I'll pitch in. Next 2 lists that haven't been posted before.

>> No.870445

http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/3JGDTIVPSJNFF

Thanks in advance.

>> No.870451

>>870408

Creepy.

>> No.870453

I'll buy my own books, thanks

>> No.870454

>>870445

The Gun Seller looks like an awesome book.

>> No.870459

http://www.amazon.co.uk/wishlist/26RTGDLPEDYFE

love ya

>> No.870460

>>870459
>Chomsky = low priority
>Alice in Wonderland = high priority

Lol.

>> No.870463

>>870460
...because I have a good idea of what he is about, and I've never read Alice in Wonderland, and that is a pretty popular book.

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870466

>>870445
>>870459

think you're being trolled

>> No.870471

worth a shot...

http://amzn.com/w/L3RSDJ39550V

thanks!

>> No.870473

Check this bunch of sandnigger faggots begging for books.

>> No.870474

>>870466
That's a shame, I was really hoping for the DMT book.

>> No.870506

am i too late?

>> No.870511

http://amzn.com/w/3U81IR3U00WL7

I like dubstep and Oscar Niemeyer is my favorite architect.

>> No.871140

http://amzn.com/w/BC0JQO4A67RJ

>> No.871159

http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/IFFW9WV8K919/ref=reg_hu-wl_goto-registry?_encoding=UTF8&sort=date
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>> No.871185
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871185

http://amzn.com/w/3RYO1X4PO3VHW

cmon multiple of three...

>> No.871194

you're many hours too late you silly faggots