Erotic literature cliches

[Anonymous No.8697304]

>penis is called 'manhood'

[Anonymous No.8697306]

>>8697304
>his member
>incest
>sage

[Anonymous No.8697311]

>>8697304
>delicious boy sausage
>fuckstaff
>weiner

[Anonymous No.8697313]

>The mom turns out to be futa

[Anonymous No.8697316]

>"she arched her back"

[Anonymous No.8697317]

>>8697313
>the futa doesn't assfuck the man

[Anonymous No.8697320]

>>8697317
>the dickgirl doesn't get fucked like the little slut she is

[Anonymous No.8697364]

>>8697320
gay

[Anonymous No.8697389]

>>8697364
its not gay if the penis is feminine

[Anonymous No.8697398]

>vagina called 'sex'

[Anonymous No.8697429]

>>8697398
>He touched her sex.

[Anonymous No.8697439]

Is there ANYWHERE on the internet to find good erotic short stories for free? They're my favorite way to fap but 99.9% of them are shit.

[FOXE !!2rslAUKg/1u No.8697452]

>>8697439
Furaffinity

[Anonymous No.8697465]

>>8697304

All of erotic literature is a cliche. In truth, sex is a crude and almost boring looking act. Real sex virtually never looks "romantic" or even "intense". It's just the guy fumbling his penis into the hole enough times until he cums, trying the entire time to establish some sort of rhythm but failing.

Sex in general is just a major anticlimax.

[Anonymous No.8697480]

>>8697465
you must be pretty shit lad

[Anonymous No.8697495]

>coursing member
>throbbing member

[Anonymous No.8697499]

>>8697465
A revealing post.

[Anonymous No.8697523]

>>8697480
>>8697499
His shag track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HosJCpKles

[Anonymous No.8697529]

>>8697465
you might need to learn how to fuck bro

[Anonymous No.8697531]

>>8697452
Kill yourself

[FOXE !!2rslAUKg/1u No.8697541]

>>8697531
rude desu

[Anonymous No.8697543]

>character is 18 even though there's no age of consent for erotica characters

[Anonymous No.8697546]

>rape scene where she starts to enjoy it

[Anonymous No.8697548]

>story depicts a functional relationship where the man never threatens to kill himself if she leaves him

so unrealistic desu

[Anonymous No.8697552]

Are there literary erotica snobs who sneer at all other pornographic media?

[Anonymous No.8697553]

>character is 8

[Anonymous No.8697555]

>Manuel the gardener placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim
>Gonzo the lead guitar player placed his mutated member in her slithering slit

[Anonymous No.8697563]

>characters have sex without the woman farting even once

[Anonymous No.8697570]

>The male sexual organs are refered as "peanus weenus"

[FOXE !!2rslAUKg/1u No.8697571]

>>8697543
>he doesn't read shota incest rape porn

[Anonymous No.8697572]

>>8697555
P E N I S D I M E N S I O N ! ! ! ! ! !

[Anonymous No.8697578]

>cock
>cunt
>fuck

any swearing turns me off honestly.

[Anonymous No.8697712]

>>8697548
>mfw I have done this

[Anonymous No.8697594]

>>8697546
Hot desu senpai

[Anonymous No.8697606]

>>8697594
>>8697546
What's the /lit/ equivalent of pic related?

[Anonymous No.8697724]

>>8697552
me

[Anonymous No.8697773]

>no queefing

[Anonymous No.8697793]

>The domme doesn't shit in the sub's mouth

[Anonymous No.8697798]

pert

[Anonymous No.8697800]

>Story written by a woman
>Main character is a single mother

Fucking literotica, it's all single mothers or 60 year old men

[Anonymous No.8697811]

>>8697429
he slid his throbbing member into her wet sex

[Anonymous No.8697817]

>>8697793

Fuck off, Joyce.

[Anonymous No.8697829]

>>8697465
>yfw you're trying to sound experienced but somehow do the opposite

[Anonymous No.8697922]

>>8697320
>she

[Anonymous No.8697932]

>It's another shitty frogthread
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.8697941]

>>8697543
Why is the bourgeois so repressed and hypocritical?

[Anonymous No.8698529]

>dorky self insert character
>hot chicken wants to fuck him because he "has a good personality"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8698609]

>"incest" story
>stepsister

[Anonymous No.8698889]

>>8697563
Does this even happen? What the fuck

[Anonymous No.8698918]

>>8697817
Wrong meme auther, habibi.

[Anonymous No.8698957]

>fuckstick

[Anonymous No.8698983]

>>8697941
bourgeois have rancor towards nobles. the nobles has the concept of honor and their dignity came from battles ordered by the king or some kinglets. Their honor was explicit, since after a few battle, you either die or good enough to battle.

When the bourgeois took over, they needed a concept to justify their place in society, but they had to replace honor, so they created the concept of dignity (different from the roman dignity). The problem of the highest bourgeois, which is still here today, since their baby classical.new liberalism is still here today, is precisely to define merit. What does it mean to be meritorious today, in their society, when you life is not about physical fight, but just trades, commercial fights ?
This question applies to the bourgeois, less to the middle class, since the pleb is just here to think that they deserve the bourgeois life without having the financial means for it, and even less the social codes. It does not make sens for the plebs to be meritorious, outside some retarded notion of following the good rules of a ''democratic secular society''.


The problem of the bourgeois is the justification of his wealth, of his hierarchy, where he puts himself at the top, since he fights no war (in fact, the bourgeois did not hesitate to pay *legally*(this is how smart he is) a plebeian to fight in his place) and at best his achievement is to successfully perpetuate the lineage of his family, by increasing its wealth through the family business and dwell in leisure outside of work.

The bourgeois has created new social codes, where they love to show off how non-hedonistic they are in public, think of the british lady so uptight, but of course, in private they go back to full pleasures or idleness (and they have the means for this, contrary to the dirty plebs) where violating their social codes does enhance their pleasures (like going to mass the morning after an orgy, you feel good intellectually/mentally, by feeling bad after feeling so good physically/through your body). The bourgeois knows that his hundreds of little rules on how to behave socially are utterly retarded and are in fact pure constraints, but breaking this little rules makes him get off and he knows that everybody else does this, women included.

[Anonymous No.8698996]

>>8697606
That film is really shit.

[Anonymous No.8698999]

>>8698996
Thanks for your input

[Anonymous No.8699003]

>"Extreme hardcore sex acts"
>Its just spanking and some light whipping

[Anonymous No.8699008]

>>8697304
>John Thomas

[Anonymous No.8699015]

>>8698983
But why do these rules even exist if everyone violates them?

[Anonymous No.8699016]

There is also the arranged marriages which do not help the bourgeois, since the bourgeois loves marrying for love. So the sex life inside the marriage is more complicated at the beginning, compared to the plebs who marry for love (well people no longer marry before fucking), but equally miserable after a while.
In fact, it was cliché in the 19th century for a male bourgeois to have a mistress. Overall, It is quite pathetic.

[Anonymous No.8699023]

Once, I read a book in spanish called «Enrico el Matamoros». It was very erotic adn fin but a little political too

[Anonymous No.8699043]

>>8697465
t. guy who lost his virginity to a hooker

[Anonymous No.8699047]

>>8699003
How many of you actually had sex that was ecstatic and not disappointing?

[Anonymous No.8699053]

How many of you managed to have sex that was ecstatic and fulfilling and not disappointing?

[Anonymous No.8699075]

>>8699053
I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know :^(

[Anonymous No.8699083]

>>8699053
On multiple occasions.

[Anonymous No.8699199]

>m-my hips are moving on their own

[Anonymous No.8699214]

>>8699053
>traveling for several weeks
>blink182-missyou.mp3
>finally get home and see gf
>immediately tear off each other's clothes
>all of human history rejoices behold! and we touch the face of dionysus for one endless sweaty second

But other times we'd be stuffed on takeout and lazily fuck on our sides. Eh it just depends

[Anonymous No.8699227]

>>8699053
See >>8699083
Being good at sex really isn't hard, anon.

[Anonymous No.8699242]

>No after-sex team pooping out all of each others cum.

[Anonymous No.8700132]

>Author keeps trying to alliterate everytime he references a body part or body fluid

[Anonymous No.8700137]

>>8699242
>pooping
>that image
Reddit called, they want their pleb back.

[Anonymous No.8700144]

>>8697548
I threatened to kill myself if we didn't break up

[Anonymous No.8700152]

>>8697439
Literotica has some ok stuff. Especially in incest section

[Anonymous No.8701097]

>>8699227
Well even if you are good, the woman you try to please will get bored of you.

[Anonymous No.8701174]

>>8701097
why would the woman necessarily get bored before the man
sex isn't just one way

[Anonymous No.8701183]

>>8697311
jesus christ you read horrible stuff regularly then

[Anonymous No.8701239]

Men want to impress these.

[Anonymous No.8701266]

>>8697578
that's pretty interesting sage

[Anonymous No.8701372]

>>8697465
you have a career in humour writing anon, I can't stop laughing

[Abidah Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco No.8701478]

>>8697465

[Anonymous No.8701540]

>>8697495
>Aaron's throbbing member entered Clay's rear

[Anonymous No.8701546]

>>8697398
I think that's mostly a French thing.

[Anonymous No.8702437]

>The bull is white.

[Anonymous No.8702447]

twitched ever so slightly

[Anonymous No.8702494]

>>8701097
Have you ever had sex? Not asking in a mean way, just curious. As this anon >>8701174 said, if you're good in bed, you'll probably be the one who gets bored first. Which is actually great, because if you're desirable in general AND good in bed, women will pick up on the fact that you're getting bored of them and try extra hard to please you.

[Anonymous No.8703028]

/erotica/ board when

[Anonymous No.8703262]

>>8698889
He posted joyce who makes a lot of references to farting

[Anonymous No.8703277]

>>8702437
>The bull is white.

[Anonymous No.8703286]

>>8703277

france is bacon

[Anonymous No.8704249]

>>8701540
>implying aaron isn't the sub

[Anonymous No.8704361]

>prince from somewhere in the united kingdom or the middle east if they want to go exotic
>millionaire
>mysterious, possessive, and madly in love with the unattractive and annoying heroine
>he also has a hairy chest and his cock is described as a lance capable of piercing the space time continuum
>the books will be 350 pages and the first sex scene will at around 200 pages

Part of my job is working at a book handling machine and I will tell you the above description is 90% of the romance trash that floats in