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>tfw too strong to read books

>> No.8685825
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>>8685822
>tfw too smart to be stong

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8685830

>tfw suck too much cock to be gay

>> No.8685831

ANATA TO ATASHI SAKURANBO

>> No.8685832

>>8685822
>tfw you pick up a book but you used too much of your strength so it goes across the room and the binding breaks and all of the papers fly everywhere

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>TFW strong as shit and avid reader

>> No.8685848

>>8685842
Sign of a homo desu. Where do you keep your catamites

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>tfw dick too big to read

>> No.8685909

>>8685822

>tfw too busy having sex to read

I honest to God had sex with 4 different women this weekend.

>> No.8685950

>>8685909
Prostitutes don't count

>> No.8685970

>>8685832
>switch to kindle because books too puny
>ever so carefully remove packaging with tweezers
>without breathing, place in Otterbox 3000: Apocalypse-proof case with blast door screen protector
>delicately brush the on button with a feather and papa pinecone pops up
>make it through the first page, okay this is going well
>slowly reach out with the tip of my pinky finger to turn the page
>careful.... careful....
>pinky punches through the device and several walls
>7.0 on the richter scale
>shards of kindle found several states away