Haiku Thread

[Anonymous No.8647154]

Heh, nice haiku, kid.
You are nothing on this site.
Go back to (r)eddit

[Anonymous No.8647168]

embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.8647169]

kekso

[Anonymous No.8647173]

>>8647154
Ozymandias said,
'I once met a traveler--'
Or something like that

[Anonymous No.8647224]

>>8647154
None of you surprise

All of you conforming

I do not conform

[Anonymous No.8647227]

Ò Hilaria,
laus Kek, non stumpavisti
divum cæsarem.

[Anonymous No.8647238]

>>8647154
>>8647173
Haikus have five lines
Each line is disconnected
Only whole are they whole

[Anonymous No.8647437]

Why am I still here?
I've wasted my youth online.
I wish I was dead.

[Anonymous No.8647440]

feeling diff'rent now
maybe it is depression
reading blocks it out

[Anonymous No.8647449]

>>8647437
The net kills the schools
Brings kids only summer minds;
Cold nights await them.

[TWPoet !!mQAvKw6nzRr No.8647462]

I have an endless folder of shitty haikus, just dare me.

Sudden revultion
Down, endless velocity
Vomit on the floor.

[Anonymous No.8647464]

>>8647440
r9k poster
While weeping here he comes
Clicking and a shot

[Anonymous No.8647476]

No meu quintal tem um cajueiro
Que balança com o vento
Pau no cu de quem tá lendo

[Anonymous No.8647481]

>>8647462
Do you uh, uhm, uh,
Do you, well, uhm...do you know
What a haiku is?

[TWPoet !!mQAvKw6nzRr No.8647497]

>>8647481
It's five syllables
Then comes seven syllables
Then it's five again.

[Anonymous No.8647514]

>>8647497
That's as far as you could ask a westerner to go, perhaps

[Anonymous No.8647523]

>>8647437

[Anonymous No.8647530]

>>8647154
haiku are supposed to be in japanese
it's morae not syllables

[Anonymous No.8647533]

manchei-me ao beijar
os lábios ao vento azul:
sinal de verão...

[Anonymous No.8647536]

>>8647476
This is wrong. Can't you count the syllables?

Mine >>8647533 is right: 5-7-5.

[Anonymous No.8647540]

/lit/ ditches their books:
Cleared path for a coming storm.
Then, sun will bring shame.

[Anonymous No.8647545]

>>8647540
"Light doth but shame disclose"

[Anonymous No.8647548]

>>8647238
That's some gr8 b8 m8
I r8 it 8 out of 8
(you should kill yourself)

[Anonymous No.8647566]

I once saw a post
This: >my diary desu
Funniest thing ever

>>8647173
What's this got to do
With that gay guy from Watchmen
Fuck you big faggot

>>8647238
Maybe you are right
But you're still a gay butthead
Fuck you up, muhfuhh

>>8647224
F.A.G. you are
"hurr durr nonconformity"
No one thinks you're smart

[Anonymous No.8648123]

Bump

[Anonymous No.8648137]

>>8647437
>I've wasted my youth online.

Same here.

[Anonymous No.8648158]

>>8647154
Recall, we wuz kangz
We built pyramids n shiet
White man dies tonight

[Anonymous No.8648164]

Socks lie on the floor
Like snowflakes, no two alike
I don't want to clean

[Anonymous No.8648249]

Welfare line ahead
Red blood from a black skull,
A fresh .38 wound

[Anonymous No.8648981]

>>8648164
I liked it

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.8648998]

>>8647173
>Ozymandias said,
>'I once met a traveler--'
on a winter's night? (:

[Anonymous No.8649003]

Laughter is golden,
Rise, become an Overman,
Dance and sing, Free Spirit!

[Anonymous No.8649005]

French house and sardines
Mum laughing in golden grass
I weep for my death

[Anonymous No.8649006]

>>8649003

Sorry kid, your last line is one syllable too long.

[Anonymous No.8649007]

>>8649005
Well just fucking kill me. Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.8649008]

>>8649003
>Laughter is golden,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0yYXgnSwmE

[Anonymous No.8649015]

Okay help, beginner here.
does anybody here have pdf of any japanese haiku books?
1. essential haiku
2. road to deep north - basho
3. japanese death poems
or any good haiku books

[Anonymous No.8649018]

>>8649006

Shit, you are correct.
What does it matter, though?
The rules are for chumps.

[Anonymous No.8649022]

>>8649008

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.8649023]

>>8649018
I like you

You do not conform

Together, we will fuck

[Anonymous No.8649029]

Only retard Japs,
Would police poems with rules,
All true art is free.

[Anonymous No.8649030]

>>8649015
Look in the sharethread. There's some haikus in a poetry collection someone posted.

[Anonymous No.8649032]

>>8649029

10/10.

[Anonymous No.8649048]

>>8649022
That it's all fantasy, obviously.

[Anonymous No.8649280]

>>8649023
enter me

[Anonymous No.8649399]

>>8649029
art comes from adversity, stupid frogposter.

without limitations or rules, you get stupid post-modernist fuckheads that say anything that they can waste their time on so they don't have to get a real job(WHILE also stroking their own ego).

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.8649799]

>>8649399
>implying postmodern art is bad or even more bad than previous periods of art
>implying painting only with menstrual blood isn't a limitation

[Anonymous No.8650103]

>>8649399
Why do feminists talk about menstruation so much? Just because it's "natural" and comes from their point of obsession (>muh vagina) doesn't mean it's beautiful or profound. Men don't feel "shamed" when women don't want to hear them talk about cum and balls.

[Anonymous No.8650152]

>>8650103
They associate it with the pain and sacrifice of being a woman.

>muh symbolism

[Anonymous No.8651425]

bump

[Anonymous No.8651444]

First, five syllables.
Second, seven syllables.
Third, five syllables.

[Anonymous No.8651492]

Haikus really suck
They don't even rhyme for fuck sake
Stupid fucking japs

[Anonymous No.8651498]

Infinite jest sucks ass
This board is total cancer
Kill yourself already please

[Anonymous No.8651521]

>tfw when i like haiku and have write them when i have writer's block

[Anonymous No.8651531]

There once was a man
From Nantucket he hailed
His penis was large

[Anonymous No.8651543]

I wish I was dead?
I wish I was dead.
I wish I was dead!

[kitty !kitty/EnNg No.8651547]

>>8649399
for some reason it reminds me wells' "the island of dr. moreau", keeper of the law would have to add a special line for her, something like:

not to paint with your blood; that is the law. are we not men?

men here means humans, i wonder if dr. moreau even did his surgery on female animals, i don't recall...

[Anonymous No.8651550]

>>8647154
Molly lied about setting me free
Now I'm sad
A depressed man jumps off a building

[Anonymous No.8651672]

Guilded sun on high,
Come, o burning font of day,
And burn to ash the night.

[Anonymous No.8651682]

>>8651672
2
Arise my son, awake.
We afford your slumber not.
The guardsmen come soon.

Add to this if you want, please keep in theme, if two people do the same number or go back to an earlier number it's alright, just different branches for the story to take.