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8608064 No.8608064[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I fuck my qt philosophy TA?

>> No.8608088

>>8608064
PhD here

Basically, be a chad. We don't want to fuck you for any other reason. We don't think you're smart. You won't be able to validate or impress us in any way. We only care about your body.

Be a chad and run into her at a bar.

>> No.8608099

>>8608088
Poor OP.

>> No.8608102

>>8608064
lapin is that you?

>> No.8608105

>>8608064
Get her email and slip her a dick pic.
Works every time. A Schopenhauer tribute would do nicely.

>> No.8608107

>>8608088
Julia Kristeva here (sorry for my english)

Don't listen to what she is saying, it is not the body. Do not reduce people to their organs.

Stop thinking in terms like "chad" or "picking up" if you want to have an intercourse with a female. Best way to hint that you want it is to start talking about psychoanalysis (you know it is a synonym for sex in academia)

>> No.8608116

>>8608064
>>>/fit/
SS + GOMAD

>> No.8608126

>>8608088
fuck

>>8608107
A+ post