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>using 'penultimate' as "last"

>> No.8568458
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>using 'climax' instead of 'apotheosis'

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>using 'penultimate' as penis

>> No.8568469

>>8568463
I guess you could say that in your girlfriend's sex life, yours was the penultimate penis.

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>>8568463
>joining the penultimate15 club because a qt asked. all you had to do to join was letter her sharpie it on your arm

>> No.8568515

>>8568449
Name 4 novels, 7 poems, 12 memoirs, 29 biographies and 336 essay collections where this happens.

>> No.8568711

>using penultimate at all
Turns my pussy into the f*cking Sahara...

>> No.8568719

>>8568458
Have you ever faked sexual apotheosis?

>> No.8568731

>>8568711

r u grill? can i pm u my email?? skype?

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>>8568449
>using "luscious" as "tasty"

>> No.8568755

>>8568742
Imagine those cold dead eyes looking up at you as she felates you but then you look in the bathroom mirror and realize you're John Green.

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>>8568755
my fantasies involve cara being a cuckquean to me and Annie Clark tho