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Anonymous Sun Sep 25 23:30:54 2016 No.8551150 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a primary teacher who is supposed to dress as a character from a book tomorrow. I haven't prepared anything and don't want to buy anything. Can anyone help out with an idea? It doesn't have to be anything special because I'm not trying to impress anyone here.

>>	FOXE !!2rslAUKg/1u Sun Sep 25 23:31:47 2016 No.8551156 >>8551150 hang yourself in front of the students and say youre the main character from brave new world

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 23:34:45 2016 No.8551175 >>8551150 Nude, The Emperor's New Clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 23:35:01 2016 No.8551177 >>8551150 Put on a suit and say that you're some random character from a Dickens novel. Or that you're Stephen Dedalus or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 23:54:20 2016 No.8551233 File: 13 KB, 86x118, excelicon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] White shirt - Nick Carraway. Done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 23:56:03 2016 No.8551240 These are being considered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 23:57:12 2016 No.8551242 Make the kids think you are cool, dress like Dumbledore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 23:58:49 2016 No.8551246 >>8551242 It's a good idea but I've left it to the last minute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:02:15 2016 No.8551254 >>8551246 paint yourself black wear tribal clothing put a noose around your neck and say youre okonkwo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:34:54 2016 No.8551354 >>8551150 Flannel shirt, cut off the sleeves Jeans, roll up pant legs Barefoot Find stick, wrap bandana around it Straw hat Huck Finn

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:40:45 2016 No.8551371 red A- Hester Prynne

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:43:06 2016 No.8551374 >>8551150 MAGA hat, flannel - Holden. toplawls will be had.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:55:50 2016 No.8551418 Glasses with circular lenses Bandana around forehead Collared shirt Oxford English Dictionary in hand Start every sentence "But so" Boom you're DFW m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 01:28:54 2016 No.8551509 >>8551354 This one could actually work. Not sure if I can find a bandana before tomorrow though... Maybe a pillowcase on a broom handle...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 04:00:54 2016 No.8551789 >>8551509 dollar store?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 04:09:04 2016 No.8551796 >>8551150 Judge Holden, it's the only appropriate one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 04:13:17 2016 No.8551805 >>8551150 Be H. G. Wells' Invisible Man. Just don't show up and do the class over telephone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 04:16:58 2016 No.8551811 >>8551805 Wish I could. Wouldn't go over too well with these pricks, I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 04:18:04 2016 No.8551814 Hitler from Mein Kampf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 04:22:42 2016 No.8551823 >>8551150 wear a yarmulke and say hi ho shalom to eery little fucker that enters your classroom like the good little goy herder he he ib4 pole

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 04:24:19 2016 No.8551829 >>8551175 underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 04:50:31 2016 No.8551862 >>8551418 and but so a good idea was shared

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 05:31:53 2016 No.8551904 >>8551814 Lmao yes. Tape some black fabrich under your nose

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 05:36:03 2016 No.8551909 >our children are being taught by 4chaners

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 05:49:17 2016 No.8551922 File: 71 KB, 761x750, DFW2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551909 >our children >our >us >children

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 05:50:45 2016 No.8551925 >>8551922 'us' as in our society ya dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:02:32 2016 No.8551940 File: 56 KB, 617x409, 1027649-eminem-bleach-blonde-617-409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551922 >mfw I have two kids to two different mothers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:07:52 2016 No.8551943 File: 20 KB, 295x366, 1473233447658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551940 >having only two baby mamas

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:09:21 2016 No.8551944

>>8551925
Our society has fully absorbed 4chan as a quaint bit of edgy online rebellion. For those kids 4chan is the crappy website where their creepy uncle gets his lame memes and jokes from and their big sister, who is going through her shock mom phase, gets her colorful language and questionable links she puts on facebook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:14:01 2016 No.8551950 >>8551944 so where are the youths hitting the dank nowadays?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:19:57 2016 No.8551964 File: 25 KB, 500x500, 1470162481561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551150 DFW, he's the main character of every book he's written.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:21:29 2016 No.8551966 >>8551964 And primary school children just love his work

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:30:32 2016 No.8551974 Patrick Bateman

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:50:41 2016 No.8551989 >>8551974 >doesn't even get dubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 06:57:18 2016 No.8552002 Humbert Humbert

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:40:38 2016 No.8553553 Do the easiest: be Gregor Samsa before his metamorphosis. Just put on office clothes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:21:35 2016 No.8555176

plush pig costume. of course.

A pig is a jolly companion,
Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt—
A pig is a pal, who’ll boost your morale,
Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they’ve blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,
When they’ve turned on you, Tory and Whig,
Though you may be thrown over by Tabby or Rover,
You’ll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,
You’ll never go wrong with a pig!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:22:52 2016 No.8555179 >>8551950 gaia online

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:24:22 2016 No.8555180 >>8555176 for best effect you should then sail off in a hot air balloon with a german loaded down with cardboard boxes full of pies, pursued by a P38 full of pissed-off army engineers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:24:19 2016 No.8555242 >>8551150 Put some black shoe polish on your face and hands and claim you're Bigger Thomas from Native Son.

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:32:44 2016 No.8555250
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>>8551150
>wear a turtleneck and boxers and round, yellow sunglasses
>say your france hanglebert
>"you dont know who france hanglebert is?"
>students shake their head
>"well he is the protagonist to my new pomo book that questions the standards in america by rebelling against the untitled patriarchy by spraying his cum over famous statues"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:58:10 2016 No.8555279 >>8551150 PUSS IN BOOTS

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:59:28 2016 No.8555281 >>8551175 hahahhahahaahahaaa awesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:11:09 2016 No.8556571 File: 48 KB, 446x604, 1474662500335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551150 Easy mode: Harry Potter >draw scar on forehead >wear round glasses >don't be blonde

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:13:18 2016 No.8556579 >>8556571 maybe bring a wand or a broom

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