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Write something funny

>> No.8544072

Cumquack

>> No.8544073

im suffering

>> No.8544084
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8544084

9/11, jews did a holocaust, RICKROLLED! Dude, you got a dell. Were you expecting memes? Because now you have them! Melt steel beams MAGA dae mirite? BUILD A WALL.

if at this point you are saying
>holy.......i want more.......

I got your back - there's more to come! Le Donald Trump epic maymay XD!!!! BUILD A CENTIPEDE. Pet drool can't melt dank memes. Oh snap, you like turtles! Sit down, you've been on To Catch a Predator, mister pedobear! By the way, the cake is a lie and you've lost the Game! hahaha you are now breathing manually!

On a more serious note, allahu akbar you have been surprise jihad'ed, surprise jihad your entire family on facebook in the next hour and allah will bring 72 virgins to you in heaven inshallah brother.

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>>8544067
>>8544072
>>8544073
>>8544084

>> No.8544133

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J1N1LXk3Gd

>> No.8544303

>>8544067
Bernie 2016

>> No.8544307

>> No.8544515

>>8544307
HOW DID YOU DO THIS

>> No.8544516

>>8544067
Trump 2016

>> No.8544518

>>8544515
I own your soul now.

>> No.8544521

I'm 24 years old and I never had sex.

>> No.8544538

if irony actually exists - dubs

>> No.8544543

unfunny dubs-getter: the guy

>> No.8544552

roses are red
violets le blue
pepe poo poo
poo poo on you

>> No.8544592

I've been to hell and back for 20 stacks
I keep on going til' my visions black
I'm lost and I'm not going back
And I got a pack, Leave me I don't wanna match
It's funny how they wanna act
X-Ray Gucci shades so I can see through that
Cut you in your throat and make you free at last
And they stalk me when I'm out I gotta wear a mask

>> No.8544596

I'm in love with a 27 year old prostitute that is covered in tattoos, smokes, has a child and is mentally unstable.

>> No.8544620

>>8544538
It doesn't exist - dubs

>> No.8545835

knock knock

>> No.8545849

The other day I dropped a baby into this big, smelly, mold and rodent ridden dumpster.

I think I'm gonna marry her.

>> No.8545892

Milky Spurts.

>> No.8545894

something funny

>> No.8545902

none of these are funny you fumgucks

>> No.8545906

The only reason why I have black friends is because I want to eventually start a street gang.

>> No.8545911

>>8544067
We were somewhere around Viridian City on the edge of the forest when the drugs began to take hold. A giant coconut tree came dancing before us, only instead of coconuts it had face-bearing testicles hanged on it. And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge zubats.

>> No.8545928

I like reading

>> No.8546209

Short little haiku from wizchan:

Black people are strange.
They are not black, and also,
They are not people.

>> No.8546231

I really think I can write something decent

>> No.8546241

>>8544596
how kafkaesque

>> No.8546250

My social life