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854190 No.854190 [Reply] [Original]

I want to hear what /lit/ sounds like
Pick a passage from a book and read it.

Here Ill start,

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vhbhByVTE560w5bcM

>> No.854207

Biiiiiiiiirdies~

>> No.854214

>>854207
wat

>> No.854319

no one?

>> No.854324

OP, you have a hawt voice.

>> No.854357

>>854324
umm.. Thanks I guess.

Anyone else?
Anyone?

>> No.854390

>I want to hear what /lit/ sounds like
>I want /lit/ to hear what I sounds like.

Nice voice OP. Absolutely no denying it.

>> No.854399

>>854390
So me contributing to my own thread is bad in some way?

>> No.854458

hey OP wanna be in an Xbox Live Indie game I'm developing? I need one more voice and your voice is pretty darn cool

Egoraptor is in it already

>> No.854473

>>854458
Whats the game about?

>> No.854487
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854487

>>854473
sci-fi arena survival, multiplayer online

don't have a voice for the robot yet, you could voice him as a classy robot

>> No.854490

I'll give it a shot i guess

>> No.854495

>>854487
Sure Id give it a shot.

>> No.854497

>>854495
adamvianart@gmail.com

awesome, email me here and I'll send you some lines

>> No.854509

>>854458
>he thinks having egoraptor in something is an accomplishment.

>> No.854518

what book is that ?

>> No.854524

>>854518
The Gun Seller

>> No.854528

>>854524

thanks

>> No.854537

what book are you reading from op?

>> No.854560

I have a unique and pleasant accent. Here's me reading out a passage from my favourite book :3

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vUkuRpjHQjax2Bba3

>> No.854570

>>854560
>yo nose itches
all the other ones I get...but how the fuck

>> No.854575

Ok.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=va4zNd4XS155YiPYV

>> No.854576

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMmsM7Q4LDwizhNHB

how do i sound guys, never knew i sounded like this.

>> No.854577

>>854190
Stevie without a breathing disability?

Gettin' a book. Will record in two clicks.

>> No.854580

OP's voice is pretty bad ass, I must say.

>> No.854592 [DELETED] 

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v3rY9Lu0FB5kHM1iS

I dunno, I read the first paragraph of Bradbury's There Will Come Soft Rains.

>> No.854603

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vGEc5B9mWyPS7g5UG

Protip: Clipping your mic to chest hair is a brilliant idea.

>> No.854611

Hells yea mouth breather
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vvUrrq6aG8KSJ2jra

>> No.854622

>>854575
And someting in latin.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v1YH3pVni6M7Uxee1

>> No.854628

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vpLINpmWAuMjZXyoq


I have a really soft voice, what.

>> No.854634

Classic american poetry

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v7kLnu8sOAR26Ey7o

>> No.854655

>>854628
Can hardly hear what you're saying.

>>854634
lol. What accent is that?

>> No.854669

>>854575
This isn't latin?

>> No.854687

OP, become a professional audio book reader. You'll make millions.

>> No.854692

>>854576
A bit like a creep but maybe that just the quality of the recording.

>> No.854693

>>854687
How does one get that job?

>> No.854701

>>854669
No, that's ancient greek.

>> No.854702

>>854693
nearly as i know, you pretty much have to already be famous. it's a celebrity guest thing.

>> No.854703

>>854693

make a short audio showreel and send it round to audiobook publishers?

>> No.854711

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vRetL9hCm4g34pogh

>> No.854714

>>854693

I don't think it's something you can get directly hired for. However, if you read a full book and were able to put a price tag on it, then you could have a free "demo" of your voice which would be great for racking in buyers. Get enough and expand. Rinse. Repeat. The only problem is copyright issues are gonna suck. I'm not too good on my copyright laws, but if you could legally do this it'd be a great idea. I know I'd pay book price for a reading like that. One question, what other voices can you do, how wide is your range in impersonating?

>> No.854718

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFzceicxsmbuB5B5W

>> No.854722

>>854718
>>854718
Como?

>> No.854733

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vvwgwYP3UWe3yqA2l

>> No.854742

So, what's OP's opinion on how /lit/ sounds.

>> No.854828

>>854742
A bunch of foreigners who just lost the game who mouth breath manually.

>> No.854848

>>854828
Well your thread is stupid anyways, sexy voice butthead.

>> No.854884

Sure why not?

I'm no singer though. Also, out of breath because I just mowed the lawn. I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vwQgnQzLzNtBDBdeV

>> No.854929

>>854884
I really like your voice.

>> No.854945

>>854929
Seconded ^_^

>> No.854957

>>854190
Holy fuck, now, I'm so... I don't even know... This is like, incredibly stupid, but yet, it's kind of like... sex in my ears. I mean, ugh, wow, this is weird.

I think you should voice children's shows or something, Carlos. They would be confused.

>> No.854969

>>854929
>>854945
Thank you. I would love to get into voice acting in the event that my film making career/acting comeback doesn't go as planned.

>> No.854978

CONGRATULATIONS /lit/ YOU ARE NOW /r9k/

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854995

>>854978

>> No.854999

>>854884

Is that some Dark Tower you just read?

>> No.855008

>>854999
Indeed. Book 3: The Wastelands.

>> No.855020

>>855008

Awesome. I read this in other language, and that's not a very remarkable passage...it's Eddie thinking, right?

I'm surprised that I remember this.

>> No.855106

>>855020
Eddie dreaming, yes. He is dreaming of Jake.

>> No.855162

The fact that no one has read James Joyces dirty letters is both surprising and disappointing.

>> No.855166

>>855162
Got a copy? I can give it a shot.

>> No.855186

>>854669
That language is most definitely Greek.

>> No.855207

>>854957
Heidi? o_O

>> No.855274

Here's me: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vcZdoOO08jGXujUdZ

>> No.855277

here we goo, http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAnjyMDmkaVrX62pu

>> No.855285

>>854714
You are my hero.

>> No.855299

>>855274
yeehaw!

>> No.855370

>>855162
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMWNqUfQXoYqICzGw

I apologize for forgetting to step away from the mic to breath in.

>> No.855382

>>854714
If you do this with old books whose copyright laws have expired you shouldn't have a problem

>> No.855404

>>855370
What accent am I hearing?

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855405

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHFG5sJ92NCfKTUj4

>> No.855488

>>855404
I haven't a clue. I just talk funny like.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vQdh7iTPuLYVHtA6O

>> No.855552

Here's me

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vE95fNncyQXFjYE56

>> No.855556

>>855488

Are you an old black man that works on a plantation?

>> No.855557

>>855370
AH
AHAHA.
Please, what are you reading from? And your voice, it's just, oh my god. I played it 4 times and still lolling hard.

>> No.855560

>>855552

Hey, a quote from my favorite book!

>> No.855563

>>855552
Ew. This is terrible and you are terrible and /h/ is over there.

>> No.855585

>>855556
Why thank ya' kindly.

>> No.855599

>>855552
thats the creepiest shit i've ever heard, i think i love you

>> No.855602

>>855488
You're my favorite. <3

>> No.855608

>>855552
I'm better than you :3

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v5AhOwH4Th40RVoM1

>> No.855613
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855613

>>855608

>> No.855746

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vJF86oDLSzXlOXHV2

>> No.855773
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855773

>>855608

>> No.855775

needs more whores imo

>> No.855786
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855786

>>855608

>> No.855789

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9Yl63zZiqadFaqKF

>> No.855797

>>855608
I think I love you

>> No.855811

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vywy4MI2wtWODajyg

>> No.855812
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855812

>>855789

>> No.855821

i have a stutter :(

>> No.855824

>>855821
sucks to be you, faggot

>> No.855829

>>855824
:(

>> No.855842

>>855824
Don't be such a jerk >:(

>>855821
If you want to do one you should, I love hearing people's voices. It would be boring if we all sounded the same anyways.

>> No.855845

<3

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbxJTpOpfCTUWUcqw

>> No.855857

>>855821
If you have a mic I'd love to hear you stutter. I don't think I have ever actually hear someone stutter in my life.

>> No.855859

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzs0Q87kBJRrjayDf

What does /lit/ think of my voice?

>> No.855860
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855860

>>855789

>> No.855863

>>855845
>>855845
>>855845
holy shit, we need to show this to /x/ right away!

>> No.855871

>>855859
Anyone? D:

>> No.855874

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9w7GgBVRMaXYzttV

i'm so naughty

>> No.855875

>>855874
Did I just take a time machine to 2008?

>> No.855877

>>855874
>>855789

Doin' it right.

>> No.855878

>>855789
Is it wrong that I listened for about thirty seconds to see if she was going to start reading?

>> No.855885

I wish I had a mic...but my voice is terrible anyway. Consider yourself lucky.

>> No.855892

I guess I'll try
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vL7ryHNftmkcf2Jlk

>> No.855893

>>855859
Can I please have an opinion?

>> No.855895

>>855552
What the fuck this is some freaky shit.

>> No.855900

ITT: We find out that /lit/ is full of slutty (wonderfully so) femanons.

>> No.855907

what is this i don't even

>> No.855915

quand je la suce, elle pête
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vky5PMfm20d18FwRl

>> No.855929

>>855878
Only 30 seconds? Confirmed for homosex

>> No.855939

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vTDie6vWBl83YLwEl
there ya go.
I can read more but this was the thing nearby

>> No.855947

>>855900
My original Idea was for people to read from books but slutty c/lit/s is good too.

>> No.855959

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v0A8Ac9R1KtZW7Fwi

Somewhat quieter than my normal talking voice. Don't want to disturb the sleepers.

>> No.855986

Bump for more readingfriends.

>> No.855991

>>854957
Im not sure what your trying to convey here.

>> No.856024

>build up courage
>thread dies after you post

feelsbadman

>> No.857181

bamp for more reading. more whores is fine too.

>> No.857402

Come on lit! Lend me your voices!