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Is there any fiction about an overweight man in his thirties who never goes out except to go to Mcdonalds and masturbates all day and night?

>> No.8511343

A Confederacy of Dunces? Sorta?

>> No.8511348

>>8511339
Literally A Confederacy of Dunces

>> No.8511354
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8511354

>tfw not had fast food in 13 months

I have actual dreams of eating Big Macs sometimes

>> No.8511365

>>8511354
Is the urge really that strong?

Whats the difference between fast food and unhealthy food you can make at home?

>> No.8511366

>>8511365
Good or not, I've never tasted a burger with the same unique qualities of a Big Mac

>> No.8511367

>>8511365
The difference is nobody knows the secret behind Mac Sauce

>> No.8511377

>>8511365
How's Big Mac unhealthy?

>> No.8511380

>>8511339
Your diary desu

>> No.8511381

>>8511366
just add high fructose corn syrup

>> No.8511384

>>8511339
Confederacy of Dunces.
Chuck Palahniuk.
The loser brother in House of Leaves is the best example of this character archetype in literature.

>> No.8511389

>>8511377
It's a greasy fried meat sandwich on sugary bleached bread with a few anemic sprigs of lettuce a dollop of sugary sauce and a slice of processed cheese.

Usually accompanied with cola and heavily salted reconstituted potato starch.

It needs higher nutritional content, less saturated fat, salt and sugar.

This said, I buy McDonalds cheeseburgers in tens, for my own personal use.

I ain't even fat mane.

>> No.8511412

>>8511367
cum

>> No.8511420

>>8511412
fag

>> No.8511421

>>8511339
houellebecq for depressed wanking

>> No.8511422

ITT
Big Mac recipes
>>>/ck/

Hark! authors and philosophers are turning in their graves

>> No.8511435

>>8511422
Hazel, eat.

>> No.8511468

>>8511339
My captain's log and journal, desu.

>> No.8511570

>>8511389
Food can't be unhealthy, kid.

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8511572

>>8511354
Mum?

>> No.8512095

>>8511343
>>8511348
This

>> No.8512125

>>8511339
My diary

>> No.8512791

>>8511380
Underrated post.

>> No.8512798

>>8511570
retarded opinion

>> No.8512808

>>8512798
retard