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Tell a story in 12 words Anonymous Tue Aug 30 09:28:57 2016 No.8453927 [Reply] [Original]

because six is for pussies

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 09:36:33 2016 No.8453945 >>8453927 Nigger this, nigger that. All I want is bigger ass. Cunt pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 09:39:10 2016 No.8453952 For sale: baby shoes (baby died BEFORE we could put them on)

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 09:56:42 2016 No.8454011 File: 106 KB, 552x674, watsit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baby be cry stately across the sky - today maman has dead channel

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:00:19 2016 No.8454022 Seldom in my life did I cry like today. Miss you son.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:03:07 2016 No.8454028 I have been autistic for many years. Today I am cured, lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:07:44 2016 No.8454046 You should definitely suck my big fat hairy white cock, you slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:35:45 2016 No.8454114 Frozen stones, leafless bones, Footsteps sputtering in the snow. Bang! Then death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:39:56 2016 No.8454119 does anyone else like le memes? i le use this le site for le memes

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:45:35 2016 No.8454131 >>8453927 I CAN count. Must I remind you that "irregardless" isn't a word?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:54:41 2016 No.8454154 >>8453927 >that pic Love. Labor. Loss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:54:57 2016 No.8454156 She left the room with bags in tow; I cried that night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:56:05 2016 No.8454160 For sale, shoes never sold or worn, now at a discount rate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:57:11 2016 No.8454162 >>8453927 The trees swayed gently on the autumn's eve as Candlejack strolled through th-

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 11:01:23 2016 No.8454183 He wasn't as shy as he told. I pleasantly knocked him cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 11:20:53 2016 No.8454234 Bioy Casares had dined with me that night, discussing baby shoes, and

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 11:23:44 2016 No.8454240 >>8454154 >>8454160 Love how these two show that the same story can be told with twice as many words with less effect, or with half as many and with greater impact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 11:26:08 2016 No.8454243 >>8454114 >>8454022 >>8454156 >>8454183 Fucking tryhards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 11:27:56 2016 No.8454248 >>8453952 FOR SALE: Brand spanking new baby shoes, never been worn, not ever!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 11:34:41 2016 No.8454269 FOR SALE: I ejaculated all over these baby shoes, and he watched.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 11:47:33 2016 No.8454306 File: 61 KB, 568x619, this_kills_the_baby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FOR SALE: Baby, gently used, only dropped once! Instructions included! Light staining.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 11:53:47 2016 No.8454330 To have loved my son is to have never bought him shoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 12:15:01 2016 No.8454383 "Kek." Anon said. Those baby shoes display how well read /lit/ is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 12:40:29 2016 No.8454451 >>8453927 What's worse than a miscarriage? A miscarriage on the newly-bought shoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 16:17:46 2016 No.8454996 >>8453927 Get your baby shoes here! Fresh baby shoes! My son is dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 17:10:11 2016 No.8455157 It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 17:16:55 2016 No.8455175 For sale: baby. Shoes included, but they don't fit this fat kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 17:18:35 2016 No.8455180 >>8453927 Fuck you OP, I do not want my dog to die today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 17:22:04 2016 No.8455185 For sale: baby shoes, never worn. For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

>>	C.W Smith Tue Aug 30 17:23:50 2016 No.8455189 Came into the cunt and borned a bigger cunt than before; end

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 17:27:00 2016 No.8455198 I'm a virgin, kissless, friendless. You remind me I wasted my life. 13 but who cares?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 17:27:52 2016 No.8455199 >>8453927 fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 18:18:29 2016 No.8455351 >>8453927 Baby, your shoes go for big sale prices. Never offer worn ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 18:19:55 2016 No.8455354 >>8453927 Just now, I told a story that could only be twelve words

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 18:20:22 2016 No.8455359 >>8453927 there was a guy who smells like shit posting ponies on /b/

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 18:26:50 2016 No.8455385 >>8453927 scraps of silk scarred the floor and the fan spun to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 18:34:56 2016 No.8455410 Here is a sentence that contains six words. Whoops, I appear to have miscounted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 18:47:06 2016 No.8455442 >>8453927 /lit/ doubles word count, halves creativity; belles lettres suffer many miscarriage returns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 19:43:38 2016 No.8455578 >>8453927 I clicked on a thread hoping OP wasn't a faggot. Such Disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 03:53:43 2016 No.8456659 >>8454011 wonderful

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 03:55:52 2016 No.8456664 >>8454240 >>8454154 a mere thematic sequence doesn't count you fucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 06:11:32 2016 No.8456869 >>8456664 why not

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 06:50:54 2016 No.8456923 boy stalks underage girl, boy writes poems about girl, boy becomes famous. ( a typical italian love story)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 08:35:12 2016 No.8457090 I made a blonde teen girl orgasm through hard anal pounding alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 14:57:24 2016 No.8458080 My infant son didn't like these shoes so you can have them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 17:34:54 2016 No.8458604 Everybody assumes a son. Hadn't noticed. Who does that make gay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 19:27:17 2016 No.8459020 >>8453927 She felt like my whole life, but I wasn't even in hers

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 19:49:09 2016 No.8459091 >>8453927 Man tries business, succeeds, fails, dies. Family don’t care, get his money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 20:05:04 2016 No.8459158 File: 281 KB, 1200x1113, 1468856563299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8454154

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 20:06:50 2016 No.8459163 They came for our children and were rewarded with more than them

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 20:17:03 2016 No.8459208 live life like a dream and it will not matter if it seems like a nightmare

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 03:40:14 2016 No.8460449 "Here comes your daily dose, Vegeta." "Thanks, Picolo." "The pleasure is ours."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 05:32:20 2016 No.8460601 He set himself on fire so his hugs would be even warmer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 07:48:31 2016 No.8460830 BIG AMATEURS DICK FUCKS 18 TIGHT HORNY TEEN PUSSY JARD CUM GF

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 07:51:14 2016 No.8460833 >>8459091 if he failed the business why wouldn't he have debt, no money?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 08:02:18 2016 No.8460854 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 08:17:46 2016 No.8460875 >>8453927 in then out the in again then out then in then out then end

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