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Here's an idea for a thread hasn't been tried before. You post a picture from wherever, then describe it in the style of a famous author. I'll start with an easier one to get it going.

>> No.844726
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He'd found the girl and the damned unicorn. He got up onto the horse and looked to his right flank. There was a green bank and beyond the bank there was a lake and beyond the lake there was a building made of some white stone, though he did not know which exactly. It reminded him of Rome. Rome, he thought, what a city, what people. Goddamnit you son of a bitch, keep your mind on the job.
But it didn't matter a cus, it didn't matter a damn and he knew it. The unicorn had made it's getaway and there wasn't a thing he could do about it. "
"Shit!" the man shouted in the air, though he spoke in Spanish, "Mierda!"
The woman, an American, spoke calmly, "Take it easy"
"Who're you to tell me to take it easy?
"Fine don't take it easy"
He paused for a moment and thought, he was still sore about the unicorn. Goddamnit, you sorry son of a bitch. You may be old but you've still got manners.
"I'm sorry, can I get you some sweet lemonade oooh sweet lemonade?"

>> No.844730

>>844726
*cuss

that'll teach me for not proof reading.

>> No.844736

I WONDER WHY THIS THREAD HASN'T BEEN TRIED BEFORE

>> No.844755

>>844736
because none of you were smart enough to think of it. But don't worry, I'm here now.

>> No.844791
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Vociferous gelatin of souls, caught like a crackwhore down on the drain searching for a lost twenty. "Gee," I said, "What are you after? Cocks on a dipshit twist." She said, "Ten caps of E fell down the drain." So I'm down on the floor fishing out the E with my dick, hoping the jagged edges of our dirt scummed drain don't give me lacerations. Damn my luck, salmonela come on a dirty whore. We do the E with our broken lights flickering in her insect eyes and blood spewing from my john. "Everyone Panic" strobes on the wall like a piss stain of pleasure. Suddenly I move to grab her, and she runs. We chase each other around the room while the junk demons laugh.

>> No.844812

>>844791
clue?

>> No.844826

>>844812
He likes heroin and men, but maybe not together.

>> No.844863

>>844736
stfu mikael

>> No.844875

>>844826
william s burroughs, obviously

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>>844736
>Stagolee
Pale white, his bumpy shit-stained mouth spreads in a wide an angular grin, his puss-filled double chin bending in over and over in voluminous folds.

The toothy smile on his face is so bent and crooked that his cheeks on have distorted in a puffed up circular manner, strange contrast to the slit-like eyes which gaze off into seemingly nowhere.

"Problem?”, he asks with a smirk