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>tfw no qt3.14 /lit/ or even a /mu/ gf

Short novels for this feel?

>> No.8439563

Just read some erotica and leave us all alone, mang.

>> No.8439566

read my post and jerk off to it

>> No.8439576
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>tfw no anarchist /lit/mu/tv/x/ gf

g-guess i'll just read gravity's rainbow again.......

>> No.8439588

>tfw my cutie fiancé is too patrician and un-hivemind to be referred to with a 4chan board

>> No.8439598
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>tfw no-anything bf at all because too scared to go outside and don't like being physically touched

what books should i stack up and use as a platform to hang myself, /lit/?

>> No.8439620

>>8439598
Wait for the Mainlander translation


Alternatively, write your own treatise on why life is shit and use that

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>>8439620
then i can just use my diary desu

>> No.8439633

>>8439598
u ugly tho?

>> No.8439645

>>8439598
infinite jest is good height for dollar

>> No.8439653

>>8439598
just use a chair wtf

>> No.8439656

>>8439549
Opus Pistorum by Henry Miller

>> No.8439731

>>8439653
>not killing yourself in a /lit/ way
what are you even doing here?

>> No.8439736

>>8439549
>tfw have a /co/ gf
thx t-tinder

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>>8439731
suicide is always /lit/ as fuck

>> No.8439778

I literally shake with fear at the prospect of being romantically involved with, and being naked in front of a woman.

>> No.8439788

Knut Hamsen - Victoria is pretty nice and romantic in a weird way.

>> No.8439810

>>8439778
post a nude selfie now Anon, it's a good first step towards doing it irl

>> No.8439933

>>8439810
>>8439778
I can confirm this from personal experience. It really helped me a lot even though my body isn't great. Just putting it out there was enough.

>> No.8439978

>>8439933
>>8439810
not doing that here though.

>> No.8439999

>>8439978
Then it'd be pointless. You delude yourself by saying "Oh, I'm thinking about it," and "I should pick a better place," but in reality you're just looking for excuses you can come up with in the meantime. It took me few minutes to believe it was mistake, but it was too late since I had already sent it. Eventually I realize that it was the best thing I did for myself, even though it was merely a virtual process.

>> No.8440007

>>8439933
>>8439999
Damn, this is some proper effort in trying to see some /lit/ Anon dick

>> No.8440015

>>8440007
I'm not even bisexual man, I don't know why I typed all that bullshite

>> No.8440023

>>8440015
No, you're right.

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>>8440015
Well honestly though, you might be right. It could be a confidence boost. Though the internet can also be really cruel.

Women don't even care that much about men's bodies though, it's very different than the other way around. Just be clean, have cut nails, and be of normal weight and you're fine. Literally.

>> No.8440047

>>8440028
Basically just be semi-fit, clean, and not bald. That's really it when it comes to appearance. The rest is humour and interactions and such. I'm the person you replied to, by the way (the one convincing the guy to nude) not the guy who JUST WON'T POST A NAKED SELFIE ALREADY

>>8440023
Posting your dick won't make you more confident and social, son.

>> No.8440051

>>8439549
>tfw no /mu/ gf
>literature for this feel
The Holy Bible because thank fucking god this is not the case