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>"Oh my GAWD, it's a sunny day and he's READING!? Come and play with us!"

What do you do? Bear in mind they could be making fun of you.

>> No.8428741

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!

*GRABS MOSSBERG AND BLASTS THEM AWAY*

HEHE, MESS WITH ME AGAIN.

>> No.8428747

>>8428741
*unsheathes katana*

you don't mess with women around me....

*stabs you*

>> No.8428759

>>8428727
>Come and play with us!"
No adult says this.

>> No.8428761

>>8428759
Who said we were talking about adults?

>> No.8428762

>>8428759
You don't interact with the average adult, do you? You'd be surprised...

>> No.8428764
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8428764

>>8428727
"Reading transcends the sunny-rainy dichotomy"

>> No.8428767

idk that plastic shark with the captains hat looks pretty inviting.

>> No.8428779

>>8428747
*Pulls out a kunai from fedora*

*Aims right for the heart*

"Nothing personal kid"

>> No.8428788

>>8428762
Maybe in Kangland

>> No.8428792
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8428792

>>8428779
*kunai goes right through me*
"ha ha. Just a hologram. Looks like you've been... holohoaxed."

>> No.8428798

>>8428747
>>8428779
>>8428792
NICE
KNIFE

>> No.8428879

>>8428727
2, 4, 1, 3. Objectively correct ranking.

>> No.8428885

>>8428879
Is that from ugliest to sexiest?

>> No.8428892

>>8428885
Are you female or just a faggot

>> No.8428899
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8428899

>>8428892
I am not blind at least

>> No.8428902

>>8428727
Face:
4, 2, 1, 3

Body
1, 2, 3, 4

Two is objectively the best choice but god would I fuck all of them until the room stunk.

>> No.8428908

>>8428879
i'm dropping 4 down the ranking because of that stupid tattoo

>> No.8428912

>>8428727
Why the fuck would you go to the beach especially a crowded one with lots of sociable young people to make such an environment where the characters in your photo would do as your post describes for reading

>> No.8428927

>can't see any of their feet

How can I make a decision?

>> No.8428930

>>8428727
What really happens is they come up to you on the beach I'm in my 30s with my kids and they are moms ask what you are reading, and then get very quiet when they find out its not a book about ww2

>> No.8428933

>>8428727
>white girls
Just being near them I've clearly made a horrible mistake.

>> No.8428936

>>8428727
Left one's got a retard face and no body, middle left one has ugly eyes and no body either, plsu that belly button is weird af, middle right one looks like an out of date corndog, right one has an angel face but no body and a retard tatoo.

No thanks I'll return to my John Green anthology, thank you

>> No.8428941

>>8428933
Kill yourself
Stab yourself
Hang yourself

>> No.8428942

Something I like about black bikini.

>> No.8428945

>>8428942
The way she's not making eye contact appeals to your inner autist.

>> No.8428950

>>8428945
Lel. Idk she just seems sporty and the least bitchy. Like she'd be the only one who could fuck well.

>> No.8428970

>>8428930
Why would mums want you too read books about the second World War?

>> No.8428975

>>8428970
All the guys on the beach read "macho" old man non-fiction.

>> No.8428980
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8428980

>>8428975
ala this

>> No.8428987

>>8428879
>>8428902
>2016
>objectifying women

Get the Fuck outta here.

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8428997

>implying I'm ever at the beach

wtf

>> No.8429005

>>8428727

>What do you do?

Go and play with them, make some small talk. Act really interested in their lives and strike up conversations, which is an art I've learned to master in order to compensate for my lack of good looks.

Good fucking god, people. Learn to live life from time to time.

>> No.8429020

>>8428759
They do in Japanese.

>> No.8429063

>>8428727

hiss at them
throw sand in their eyes

>> No.8429068

>>8429005

>Go and play with them, make some small talk. Act really interested in their lives and strike up conversations

Great post Reddit you did it again.

>> No.8429071

I want her to give me a handjob with that shark puppet.

>> No.8429072

>>8428727
Stay inside, I don't want to get sun on my skin and age and get wrinkles. It's really, really hot outside.

>>8429005
You can live a good life where you don't go outside on the hottest, sunniest days. I've got an opera meet & greet this weekend.

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8429085

>>8429005
>in order to compensate for my lack of good looks.

Yeah, and I'm sure it helps.

>> No.8429100

>>8429063
Kek.

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8429107

>>8429068

You know it's true, punk.

>>8429072

>You can live a good life where you don't go outside on the hottest, sunniest days. I've got an opera meet & greet this weekend.

Cool. I'm just saying that if the girl's in OP's pic wanted anyone on this board to join them for even 5 minutes, they'd throw their books away.

>>8429085

It actually does, albeit with similarly ugly girls. I'm not a virgin at least.

>> No.8429114

>>8429107
>Cool. I'm just saying that if the girl's in OP's pic wanted anyone on this board to join them for even 5 minutes, they'd throw their books away.

You're ignoring the not-male population of this board. Most women would have zero reason to go out with the girls in the OP.

>> No.8429118

>>8428727

>Live free
Literal flesh Barbie that cares more about her instagram likes than to do anything important.

>> No.8429127

>>8428902
What? You've been fooled by the colored bikini, number one is obviously the best choice here.

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8429128

>>8429114

>You're ignoring the not-male population of this board.

Does. Not. Exist.

Although I like to think there's a girl called Patricia the Patrician.

>> No.8429160

>>8429128
They do. And they're apparently more patrician by default, if all the men here would immediately forsake their books for a chance to possibly put their dick into the OP girls.

>> No.8429162

>>8429160

Hey, not cool.

>> No.8429163

>>8429118
What's it to you, you fucking virginal troglodyte?

>> No.8429167

>>8429160
>forsake their books
The books aren't going anywhere sweetheart. We can have a good time and read later. You didn't really go to the beach to be antisocial did you?

>> No.8429171

>>8428879
4 > 1 > 2 > 3

>> No.8429175

>>8429167
I'm going off the chain of conversation I'm having, in which the anon stated any members of this board would "throw their books away" if "the girl's in OP's pic wanted anyone on this board to join them for even 5 minutes".

Throwing them away is definitely them going somewhere.

>> No.8429201

>>8428792
*Cough up blood caused by the stab wound*

"Funny, you telling me your secret move so early in a fight"

"You've lost your COMPOSURE!"

*Disappears into the shadows and teleports behind*

>> No.8429203

>>8429114
There are probably more homos than grils on /lit/.

>> No.8429219

>>8429203
It's not even in the probable realm, it's 100% sure.

>> No.8429230

>>8429219
I'm a homo so that already means there's more gays then girls

>> No.8429232

>>8428879
Except that it's actually 2, 1, 4, 3

>> No.8429237

>>8429232
number 1 might be a transgender but id still take her over that shitgoblin number 3.

the correct order is 2, 4, 1, 3

>> No.8429245

>>8428980
>cuckservative
>macho

>> No.8429258

>>8429245
Nice meme

>> No.8429292

>>8428727
ladies no offense but your a little to old for me.

>> No.8429296

>>8428727
3,2,1, kill 4 for having that tattoo.

I find something endearing about 1's face. beauty from unperfection.

>> No.8429326

>>8428727
"You're pussies must be so roasted they are dripping cum out of each of their holes.
Go to be a whore somewhere else."

Actually said that once. Almost got beaten because of it.

>> No.8429331

>>8429296
>beauty from unperfection
That's unposible.

>> No.8429338

>>8429331
loo it's hard to think of examples. here's one. ashlee simpson was hotter before she got her nose job.

>> No.8429344

>>8428902
literally this post

>> No.8429345

>>8429338
I'm not quibbling with the notion of beauty resulting from imperfection, but rather from the choice of word:

https://youtu.be/RejrrkrRShM

I agree that a failed perfection can possess a greater beauty, just as the slightly irregular will captivate more than the perfectly symmetrical in nature. It's an ancient notion.

And anyway, the right order is 1, 4, 2, 3

>> No.8429347

>>8429230
I'm also gay. So that's double the amount of girls.

>> No.8429348

>>8429338
You're a dumb guy.

>> No.8429358

>>8429114
>implying most girls wouldn't be willing to go on a sapphic romp with women that attractive