1. Go on omegle 2. Ask Favorite book 3. ??? 4. PROFIT

File: 3 KB, 236x57, omegle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:50:37 2010 No.842175 [Reply] [Original]

1. Go on omegle
2. Ask Favorite book
3. ???
4. PROFIT

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:52:37 2010 No.842180 well i guess i'm up for a round. bamp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:54:37 2010 No.842192 as soon as I'm done trolling /v/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:55:37 2010 No.842195 You: Hey Stranger: lookin for a dirty horny girl You: What is your favourite book? Stranger: i have a few You: What are they? Stranger: enders game, bourne series, bleachers are some Stranger: u gonna stirp for me now

Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:56:37 2010 No.842200

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
You: Fav book?
Stranger: nope
You: ...nope?
You: what kind of answer is that?
Stranger: idk a good 1
You: well I don't expect you to name a good one
You: I just expect you to name your favorite
You: obviously you can read
You: since you're in a text chat...
Stranger: yea hold on let me think .....................blue eggs and ham
You: green eggs and ham
Stranger: ohhh oops
You: you trollin?
Stranger: ha
You: nigga, I think you trollin
You: did /b/ send you?
Stranger: wat ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nigga wasn't trollin.
nigga was fucking stupid.

Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:58:37 2010 No.842216

You: Hi.
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: ... I'm not sure.
Stranger: Of Mice and Men?
You: Any particular reason?
Stranger: No... I read it and I liked it.
Stranger: I'm not big on books.
Stranger: I write a lot of poetry, though...
You: Okay. Any other shout-outs or statements you want to make?
Stranger: Ummmm
You: I'm on a mission where we go on omgle, ask favorite book, post results.
Stranger: I am a musician, I listen to stuff like Mastodon, Baroness, Opeth, Agalloch, Melvins, Big Business, and I play guitar...
Stranger: That doesn't help, does it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:58:37 2010 No.842217 >>842195 i lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:59:37 2010 No.842219 You: What's your favourite book? Stranger: 5cm long cock You: I've never heard of it, is it a good read? Stranger: ur momas a good read lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 27 23:59:37 2010 No.842223 Stranger: (◕‿◕❀) You: What's your favorite book? Stranger: the cat and the hat You: why? Stranger: =^_^= this one is boring...rollin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:01:37 2010 No.842229 You: Hey. What's your absolute favourite book? Stranger: the twilight series why> Stranger: ? You: Hold on I need to go kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:01:37 2010 No.842232 I like using trollegle and messing with people's conversations.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:01:37 2010 No.842236

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
You: before you try to rape me I have one question
You: whats your favorite book?
Stranger: hey, not planning on raping u :p
Stranger: not sure how that is possible through a computer anyways
Stranger: romeo and juliet
You: ...
Stranger: ?
You: are you in high school or something?
You: a freshman maybe?
Stranger: nope
You: really?
You: how old are you
Stranger: university
Stranger: 21
You: oh.
Stranger: hbu?
You: Not important
Stranger: i see
You: career choice?
Stranger: medical
You: Im not sure what to make of this
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:04:37 2010 No.842243 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: What's your favorite book? You: HALO! Stranger: That's not a book... You: Shut up Nigger. Stranger: Get out of here /v/. You: no u

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:04:37 2010 No.842247

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi what's your favorite book?
Stranger: his dark materials
You: you know "his dark materials" could mean the book by Philip Pullman or the entire Golden Compass series
You: which one?
Stranger: there's a book called 'his dark materials'?
Stranger: oh ok then i mean the first book in the his dark materials series
You: So the polar bear one
Stranger: um i think so?
Stranger: it's been awhile
You: how can you forget the polar bear?

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:04:37 2010 No.842249

You: Hi. What's your favorite book?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: or something like that
Stranger: hey od are you there it's me Margaret :)
Stranger: I forgot the name
You: God?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: The one about the girl who gets her period?
Stranger: yeah haha
Stranger: it's hilarious
You: So you're 13?

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:06:37 2010 No.842255

Stranger: hi 22/m/us
You: Hey/ 24/F/US
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good. Random question: What is your favourite book?
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: Johnny Got His Gun, by Dalton Trumbo
You: Cool. I'm big on Pynchon right now.
Stranger: that's cool
You: I was actually looking for someone to rip on. But you answered with an actual decent book.
You: Not like the last 5.
You: TWILIGHT
You: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: haha
You: Then I disconnectd.
You: Welp.
You: See ya.
You: Also I'm a dude.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:10:37 2010 No.842273

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
You: fav book?
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: Uhh gossip girl?
Stranger: Yours?
You: i'm sorry.
You: did you just type "Gossip Girl"
Stranger: Yeahh i didd!
You: What in the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you you stupid piece of horse cock devouring shit hole tasting filthy shit pie mother fucker?
Stranger: Wtf? Wudd youu rather have me say twilight or somethingg?
You: honestly?
You: yes.
Stranger: Whts yours? Im pretty shuree its not muchh better!
You: For once in my life
You: I might actually prefer to hear you say twilight
You: I mean holy shit
You: are you kidding me?
Stranger: Well guess wht? Im not gonna. Whts yours huhh? Its probably not muchh better
You: you are an insult to everyone in the entire world who has the ability to read
Stranger: Ohh heckk yes i am!
You: I can name almost anything in the world and it will be better
Stranger: Wht??
You: I mean, fuck
Stranger: Come on name something
You: even Catcher in the fucking Rye is better than that shit
You: Fucking, AYN RAND is better than that shit
Stranger: Wtf is tht??
You: I mean HOLY fuck
You: you know what
Stranger: Wht?
You: I think i'm going to go drink a bottle of bleach
Stranger: Youu go do tht!
You: Go to a library
You: You fucking moron
Stranger: Your thee effingg moron!
You: ...yeah
You: I bet.
You have disconnected.

No comment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:11:37 2010 No.842275 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: What is your favorite book? Stranger: rainbow six ORRR the harry potter series You: So you are still a virgin then? Buck up. Even computer Programers get laid eventually/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:12:37 2010 No.842280 >>842255 lol.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:15:37 2010 No.842294

Stranger: on a scale of 1 to 10 how likely am i to see your boobs? 10 being here is a link and 1 being your a guy or very selfish
You: hey there
You: Well
You: if you can answer this question for me
You: it will be a 10
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: twilight
You: what?
You: aren't you a guy?
Stranger: im joking
You: well don't joke
You: if you don't answer honestly i won't show my bewbs
Stranger: its catch 22
You: oh. well thats ok then.
You: btw, I have a penis.
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:15:37 2010 No.842295 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: What is your favorite book? Stranger: twilight saga Stranger: how bout you? You: Dear god... You: Are you a teenage mormon? Stranger: absolutely, yes You: Then you get a pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:15:37 2010 No.842296 You: hello! Stranger: hiii You: what's your favourite book? Stranger: my s Stranger: ass You: i couldn't really get on with the writing style Stranger: huh You: his characters were very one dimensional as well, almost cardboard Stranger: ur crazy

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:19:37 2010 No.842312

hollllllllly shit /lit/ sucks right now. It's like mini-/r9k/ with no intelligent people. I am not going to post because the board is boring and dumb right now. I just want all of you reading this to know that you are terrible posters, you are the people who make boards boring, and I really think the internet would be better if you refrained from posting

tl;dr get the fuck out, immediately, you boring, tasteless asses

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:19:37 2010 No.842313 >>842223 Here's mine: You: Hi Stranger: Am I an asshole You: What's your favorite book? Stranger: Cat in a hat You: Yes Stranger: Haha You: Did another fine gent ask you this question? Stranger: No Stranger: it was an asshole gent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:20:37 2010 No.842319 >>842216 >I am a musician, I listen to stuff like Mastodon, Baroness, Opeth, Agalloch, Melvins, Big Business, and I play guitar... I'd fuck this person real hard. That list is so bro-tier.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:20:37 2010 No.842320

Stranger: hahha.
Stranger: p.c cast.
Stranger: house of night,
Stranger: series.
Stranger: why do u ask?
You: that looks horribly gay
Stranger: hahah dude.
Stranger: what r u saying?
Stranger: it's perfect.
You: ly gay?
Stranger: action, romance, comedy/
You: gay, gay, gay
You: do you read twilight as well?
Stranger: what do u got that so much better?
Stranger: and yes, i have read them but nim not intersted anymore.
You: ...
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:20:37 2010 No.842321

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: so
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: what's your favourite book?
You: /lit/'s doing a survey
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: do you read?
You: ARE YOU LITERATE OR NOT?
[about two minutes pass]
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:21:25 2010 No.842331 ｓｔOP ｄＤoＳIＮg_wwＷ.aｎoｘｎｔxＡＬK.ｓｅ_ｒEmoＶE AｌｌＸ in_ＴｈAｔ_ＵrL ucu x u p rvurjxpak vvq zldsts

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:21:37 2010 No.842327

You: Hello. Favourite book?
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: Vampire books?
Stranger: u
You: I enjoy Finnegan's Wake. I do believe that only a person of high intellect, such as myself can TRULY garner what Joyce was saying.
Stranger: whats it abut?
You: I wouldn't expect a plebeian such as yourself and your vampire tripe to grasp the finer nuances of Joyce's prose, so I won't elaborate.
You: Also, good for you.
Stranger: ?
You: I didn't think people with down syndrome used the internet.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:21:37 2010 No.842330

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a/s/l/favorite book
You: actually forget the first three
You: what is your favorite book
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: I dont read books
You: I don't either, I experience them
Stranger: whats urs
You: What is your favorite book you have experienced?
Stranger: how do you experience a book
Stranger: I dont get it
You: Usually you experience it by reading it
You: So what book is your favorite?
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: again, I dont read books
Stranger: so whats up with you ... you are back of books ?
You: Have you ever read a book?
Stranger: yeah
You: What was it called?
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:23:37 2010 No.842340 Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: what's your favorite book Stranger: twilight Stranger: new moon You: fuck you fagstick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:23:37 2010 No.842341 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey You: fav book? Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:24:37 2010 No.842347 >>842341 Happened to me twice.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:27:37 2010 No.842358

You: Hello
Stranger: Hello
You: Random question: favourite book?
Stranger: oh now thats really hard
Stranger: care to wait?
You: I'll broaden it. NAme 3.
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: uhm, Harry Potter Series, I cant just choose one of them
Stranger: I also enjoyed
Stranger: the Vast Fields of Ordinary
Stranger: and finally...
Stranger: let me think about it?
Stranger: what are your favourite three?
You: Okay hold up.
You: What's The Vast Fields of Ordinary about?
Stranger: uhm, it's actually about a gay teen coming to find himself yadayada. its a good read
Stranger: you fall in love with the characters
You: By fall...
You: Do you mean fall into his sphincter?
You: Gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:28:37 2010 No.842359 Stranger: male You: Hey what's your favorite book? Stranger: umm Stranger: the pillars of the earth You: Is that about Michael Moore's legs? Stranger: no? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:28:37 2010 No.842361

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: and u?
Stranger: twilight
You: Isn't that the literary equivelent of jamming a fork up your rectum?
You: Also, have you ever done that... on camera... for money?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:28:37 2010 No.842367

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: haiii
You: fav book?
Stranger: ummmm. hmm.
Stranger: the martian chronicles
Stranger: by bradbury
You: ...really?
Stranger: yeah? why?
You: hmm.
You: sure its not twilight?
Stranger: wow. gag me with a spoon.
You: hellz yeah. femanon?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: um
Stranger: yeah?
You: nice
You: we should date sometime.
Stranger: sounds beautiful.
You: but first I have to go post this convo on /lit/
Stranger: gee thanks
Stranger: hi /b/
You: what?
Stranger: /lit/
You: no.I said /lit/
You: yeah
You: there you go
You: have a good day
Stranger: likewise.
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:29:37 2010 No.842369

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: so
You: what is your favourite book?
Stranger: haha twilight. . . what about oyu ?
You: Excession
You: what did you like about twilight, exactly?
Stranger: umm okay
Stranger: whats excession about. . . .everything ..
You: Excession is a novel by Iain M Banks
Stranger: what do you like about it ?
You: Mostly Bank's writing style, and I liked the characters in Excession, as well as the portrayal of the setting, better than his other Culture novels
You: what do you like about twilight?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:29:37 2010 No.842371

You: 你好
Stranger: you wanna play 20Q?
You: yea
Stranger: ok. asl?
You: 19-f-usa
Stranger: ok. im 18 m uk
You: okay do i ask now?
You: lol
Stranger: yeah.
You: whats your fav book?
Stranger: harry potter
Stranger: lol. i know im a nerd right?
You: no thats cool lol
You: me and my friends are into that
Stranger: hahaha
You: my fav is In the miso soup
Stranger: never heard of it, any good
You: it's really good but can get pretty out there
You: lol
Stranger: sorry wasnt really looking to talk about books bye

What an A-hole

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:30:37 2010 No.842374

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: don't have one
Stranger: hey
Stranger: not because i don't read, though
You: You can't read? Or you don't enjoy it?
Stranger: i read
Stranger: just don't have a favorite
You: Oh
You: Well, most recent then.
Stranger: last book i read was Copenhagen
You: What's it about?
You: Is it about quantum mechanics?
Stranger: trials, unjust systems and shit
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: totally
You: Hmmmmm
Stranger: i really have no idea
Stranger: i bs-ed through that book
Stranger: so did the rest of my class
You: Well what's the main character's name?
Stranger: there's two of em
Stranger: they are scientists
You: Yeah
You: Niels Bohr
You: and Werner Heisenberg
Stranger: exactly
You: And they developed
Stranger: so you read it?
You: the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics
You: No
You: I have not read it
You: In fact, I've never heard of the book
You: but I just know of the debates and stuff
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: it was written in the form of a screenplay
Stranger: so it was all dialogue
Stranger: kinda hard to follow
Stranger: and a bit boring
You: Like Shakespeare books? You embarras me, you sullen shell of human!
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:30:37 2010 No.842377 >>842371 You can say "asshole," you know, we won't get upset.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:31:37 2010 No.842378

You: Favourite book?
Stranger: perfume
You: o.O
You: who's the author?
Stranger: i forgot
Stranger: nice book
You: ah, what's it about?
Stranger: a french man who makes good perfume from virgin bodies
You: people's corpses? so, it's like Sweeney Todd?
*"stranger is typing" for literally five minutes*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:|

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:32:37 2010 No.842380

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: Hiya ;)
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: Are you a bot?
Stranger: Lol oh no
You: Hmm?
Stranger: Let me guess, your's is Twilight
Stranger: And you jack off to it
Stranger: and paste the pages together
You: Nah.
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: That's not you?
Stranger: Some dude asked me the same q.
You: My favorite book is the Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami! :D
You: Oh, sorry.
Stranger: rhhh
Stranger: 日本語の本
You: Eh heh heh, I only know the character for "no." -________-
Stranger: I think my friend was reading that dude p
Stranger: lol
You: Oh!
You: It's an excellent read
You: Long though
You: You should check it out
Stranger: Sounds, cool, that's two recommendations of the dude
Stranger: I think mine would be Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
Stranger: at least for now
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:32:37 2010 No.842381

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey there, im an 18 male wanting to be forced into a womens clothes and let the women have her way with me. say yes if you want to cyber this
You: what's your favorite book?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:33:37 2010 No.842390 >>842377 i know. just didn't feel like using it lol

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:34:37 2010 No.842396

You: What is your favorite book?
You: If you say Twilight I will find you and kill you!
Stranger: Running with Sissors
You: Okay... Okay.
You: You survive the day, Stranger.
Stranger: But I read Twilight too.
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:34:37 2010 No.842400 >>842380 >Stranger: I think mine would be Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand >Stranger: at least for now >You have disconnected. ahahah

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:35:37 2010 No.842404

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii.
You: hey
You: so
Stranger: hey.
You: what's your favourite book?
Stranger: haha um,
Stranger: i hate bookss.
You: really
You: why?
Stranger: yeah.. id rather smoke weed.
Stranger: its almost like a book.
Stranger: ahaha.
Stranger: just in real life..
You: that is so... incredibly sad
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:36:37 2010 No.842406 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: what's your favorite book? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:36:37 2010 No.842408 Stranger: asl? You: hi! :3 You: what's your favourite book? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:36:37 2010 No.842410 >>842404 I fucking cried when I read that.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:37:37 2010 No.842414

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: fav book?
Stranger: jrrasic park
Stranger: u
You: eh.
You: I'm not a fan of crichton.
You: I guess i'll say that im currently reading 'The Plague' by Camus
You: and allow you to infer that I am therefore your intellectual superior
You: and as your intellectual superior
You: I hereby command you to disconnect from the chat
Stranger: yes high command
You: ...DO IT FAGGOT
You: im from /lit/
You: you have to do what I say
You: IM SMARTUR THEN YOU
You: ...
You: you are one clever son of a bitch
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:38:37 2010 No.842418 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m or f You: what's your favorite book? You: f Stranger: i dont have 1 y You: illiterate faggot. also i am a man Stranger: huhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:39:37 2010 No.842423 File: 25 KB, 492x400, 1277609484202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the fact that Twilight is named frequently is truely sad. I'm sure they're not trolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:43:37 2010 No.842438 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FAVORITE BOOK??? Stranger: Gay ? You: MINES TWILIGHT Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:43:37 2010 No.842440

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats ur fav book
Stranger: idk
Stranger: deep dark and dangerous
You: never heard of it... whats it about
Stranger: a girl that died and wants ppl to know how and why
You: ewww thats disgusting dead people
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: like did she get raped???
Stranger: no
Stranger: drowned
You: oh so it wasnt btk... who was it!?
You: is it a tru story?
Stranger: no
You: read me a fuckin chapter
Stranger: read it yourself
You: NO! woman! now or go bak to the kitchen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:43:37 2010 No.842441 You: HI Stranger: hey asl? You: TELL ME You: YOUR You: FAVORITE You: BOOK You: YOU You: NIGGER Your conversational partner has disconnected. :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:44:37 2010 No.842446 /lit/ = an angry orgy of hipsters. i've never raged so hard in a thread. who the fuck are you to criticize what other people read?

MobileSuitFunman !i8KamurOFQ Mon Jun 28 00:44:37 2010 No.842448

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY!
You: hello there
Stranger: YOU!
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
Stranger: Fahrenheit 451 :)
You: cool
You: I will be posting this information elsewhere
You: I hope you are happy with that
Stranger: okay
You: goodbye, then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:45:37 2010 No.842453 Hm. The first conversation I had was about Sherlock Holmes, then about mysteries, then about the Patrick O'Brien novels. I feel ... fortunate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:46:37 2010 No.842457 >>842446 u a twilight fag. gtfo of my /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:47:37 2010 No.842465 >>842423 Remember that both /v/ and /b/ lurk in omegle, ready to strike at the first scent of an easy troll. The moment you mention books they know twilight will piss you off.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:47:37 2010 No.842467

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: well are u m or f
You: f
Stranger: how old?
You: doesn't matter does it? I just want to know your favorite book god damn it.
You: 23
Stranger: I don't have 1.. but I think it's really sexy that your in to books :)
You: really well you arent so thats not very sexy is it?
Stranger: :((( I'm sirry
Stranger: sorry
You: also i'm holding my 10 inch cock as we speak

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:48:37 2010 No.842468 >>842457 your /lit/ son? You ain't shit. Let me tell you: fuck you, stop being a pretentious dickhead, you can read shitty books and still be smart, stop deriving a false sense of smug superiority from the tastes of others Don't be a bitch, son.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:49:37 2010 No.842472

America...I am disappoint...

You: hey, whats your favourite book?
Stranger: i hate books thats why i droped out of high school
Stranger: asl
You: why do you hate books?
You: 24 Male, Aust
Stranger: cause there dum
You: your a girl?
Stranger: 19 female
Stranger: yep
Stranger: im just not into them much
You: from America?
Stranger: i wait for the movie
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i have to go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:50:37 2010 No.842478 >>842321 That's a bot bro... >>842467 >also i'm holding my 10 inch cock as we speak I lol'd pretty hard

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:50:37 2010 No.842480
File: 36 KB, 293x338, 1272683705310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i think i just talked to you
You: No you didn't
You: What is your favorite book???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:50:37 2010 No.842484

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: tell me, do you read books?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: nope
You: really, why not?
Stranger: i just smoke weed
You: I find that depressing and sad
You: such a waste of a human mind
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:51:37 2010 No.842487 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi ^_^ You: do you read books? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:51:37 2010 No.842488 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Your conversational partner has disconnected :(

>>	MobileSuitFunman !i8KamurOFQ Mon Jun 28 00:51:37 2010 No.842491 File: 101 KB, 325x500, sam_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>842480

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:52:37 2010 No.842494

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiiiii
Stranger: from?
You: Favourite book?
You: UK
Stranger: my fav is....
Stranger: the alchemist
Stranger: and your?
You: lolita
Stranger: ha ha
You: have you read it?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: is it erotica?
You: not exactly
You: it's a love story, of sorts
Stranger: coo;
Stranger: *cool
Stranger: whats ur name ?
You: so, why's the alchemist so good?
You: and what is it about?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its a story of a boy whose life is totally transformed
Stranger: hello
Stranger: u there?
You: hi
You: what transforms it? or will that give it away?
Stranger: his life is changed because he listened to his heart
You: hm, interesting. what adventures does he encounter when he listens to his heart?
Stranger: hey i am not gonna narrate u whole novel....try to understand
Stranger: :)
You: oh, ok. just thought we could chat about it.
You: i'm not even finished with lolita
You: you should read it- the vocabulary is quite challenging, but you don't sound like a stupid person
Stranger: thx
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: may i know ur name ?
You: um, Litfag
You: yours?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: Siddhartha
You: ah, like the Buddha ^^
Stranger: lol
You: i'm male
Stranger: thx
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what else do u like?
You: just books, really
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: ok
You: well, i'll be off now.
You: it was nice talking
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:52:37 2010 No.842495 >>842484 >depressing and sad >depressing >sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:52:37 2010 No.842496 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Tell me your favorite book puny mortal! Stranger: im a moral same with u Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:52:37 2010 No.842497

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
You: is that a book?
Stranger: is what a book?
You: asl
Stranger: no
You: ive never heard of it
Stranger: it stands for age, sex(gender) location
You: OH
You: well, since we're on the subject
You: what IS your favorite book?
Stranger: dont have a favorite
You: really?
Stranger: asl?
You: but surely you've read a variety of books in your lifetime
You: im a female b the way
You: age 18
You: in ohio
Stranger: yah i read sometimes, but i dont have a foorite book, i have favorite genres
You: oh?
You: and whats your favorite genre?
Stranger: 15 male sweden
Stranger: sci fi and fantasy
Stranger: but i prefer movies to books
You: wow
You: go back to /tv/ you fucking faggot
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:53:37 2010 No.842500

You: hey
You: what's your favorite book?
Stranger: i m 20 m and u..........?
You: 14 /f /cali
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ur name?
You: so what's your favorite book
Stranger: i do't like to read book
You: whys that
Stranger: i m not intrested in
You: that's sad
Stranger: and ur favorite book?
You: twilight lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: will u b my frnd?
You: how old are you
Stranger: i m too alone
Stranger: 19
You: well
You: what do you want us to do
Stranger: u know i've never had sex its sad....
You: so?
Strange: mayb we could meet n.. u know...
You: You attempted to have a sexual conversation with an underaged individual. Your IP adress has been saved and this conversation will be sent to the Child Protection Investigation. 06-28-09 00:52:43 Omegle.com administration.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:57:37 2010 No.842511 >>842500 Fuckin lol'd

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 00:57:37 2010 No.842512

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im looking for big boobed horny girl to talk to with pic for me
You: Sure thing sexy, I have one question for you though.
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: y
Stranger: ill tell u if u show me a pic of u first
You: I'm doing a survey, you answer and I give you what you want. ;)
Stranger: how bout u give me wat i want and ill answer for u
You: Come on, it's only one question. What's your favorite book? Am I not woooorth it? ;(
Stranger: i dont no if i can believe u
Stranger: k here answer one of my questions first
Stranger: wat boob size do u have
You: 36C ;)
Stranger: k pretty big
Stranger: favourite book, harry potter 7th
Stranger: now i wanna c the pic haha
You: Okay, one second cutie. :)
You: I'm a guy. With a penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:00:37 2010 No.842525 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: If you could have any super power, what is your favorite book? Stranger: no one reads You: you are reading right now nigger You: BAM! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Check and mate!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:01:37 2010 No.842531 You: hi Stranger: hi You: whats your favorite book Stranger: no Stranger: i like playing comeputergame Stranger: ... You: son, i'm dissapointed. You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:02:37 2010 No.842537 this is why humanity is a fucking failure You: hello You: what's your favorite book Stranger: WTF! BITCH YOU DONT COME AND TALK TO ME ABOUT BOOKS NIGGA I DONT EVEN FUCKING READ Stranger: NERD Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:03:37 2010 No.842548

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Who is this?
You: Favorite book?
Stranger: The one where you die.
You: I have never read that one
You: who is it by?
Stranger: Oh. It has a pretty funny ending.
You: What happens?
Stranger: It's by ME.
Stranger: YOU DIE!
MUAHAHAH!!!
You: That is cheating. You can't name a book you wrote.
Stranger: Hello, me. Meet the real me..
Stranger: >:)
You: You are not very good at trolling
Stranger: thank you.
You: first time?
Stranger: Be gentle.
Stranger: or not.
Stranger: You're choice. ;)
You: Grab your ankles /b/, /lit/ is in town
Stranger: Oh, baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:03:37 2010 No.842550 You: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: favorite book? Stranger: i dnt read You: or spell You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:05:37 2010 No.842562

>>842500
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: hello
You: can I ask you something before I answer that?
Stranger: i mean i guess
Stranger: 19 m us
You: what is your favorite book?
You: 15 f us
You: bttw
Stranger: hmmmmmmmm harry potter and the deathly hallows
Stranger: you?
You: I like ward 5 by Anton Chekhov
Stranger: never heard of it but atleast its no that gay twilight series
Stranger: not*
You: Yeah who reads that bullshit?
Stranger: not me lol
Stranger: so im gonna be striaght forwad wih you im only gonna have this conversation with you so maybe youll send me a nude pic
You: You attempted to have a sexual conversation with an underaged individual. Your IP adress has been saved and this conversation will be sent to the Child Protection Investigation. 06-28-09 1:07:00
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(lol thanks anon)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:06:37 2010 No.842566 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: What's your favourite book? Stranger: harry potter You: I... uh... You: Why? Which one? Stranger: soccers stone You: ... Stranger: u m/F?

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:06:37 2010 No.842569

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: R u a horny girl?
You: why yes, I am
You: can I ask you a question before you force me to sleep with you, though?
You: whats your favorite book?
Stranger: U wanna talk dirty?
You: maybe after you answer my question
You: its for homework
Stranger: Bj plz
You: im only 16
You: help me with my homework and then ill do anything you want
Stranger: I'm 17
You: just tell me your faorite book
Stranger: Red riders hood.
Stranger: Not the fairy tale a differnt one
You: that sounds pretty lame
You: you aure you're 17 and not like...12?
You: sure*
Stranger: Don't worry I'm 17
You: well you dont need to worry either
Stranger: If u send pics I'll help u as much as u need
You: because you dont need a condom for anal sex and I dont have a vagina
You: in fact im taking pics of my hairy penis right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wonder why he ran away :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:07:37 2010 No.842570 You: hi Stranger: hy Stranger: hi* You: what's your favorite book Stranger: LOL Your conversational partner has disconnected. :(

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:07:37 2010 No.842571

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good evening
Stranger: hello
You: may i ask you a question?
Stranger: sure
You: whats your favorite book?
Stranger: oh gosh
Stranger: ive read so many
Stranger: thats like the hardest question you couldve asked me haha
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: umm...
Stranger: i dont know haha.
Stranger: crime and punishment by fyodor dostoevsky was great
Stranger: but i dont know if i can say thats my favorite book
You: thats good enough, thanks
You: may i have your permission to post this conversation on 4chan.org?
Stranger: why? (thats not a yes or a no)
You: oh, someone made a thread and we're all posting omegle conversations about favorite books
You: may i post this one?
Stranger: eh, sure
You: thanks
You: i hope you have a lovely evening
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:07:37 2010 No.842575 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: What is your favorite book? Stranger: going rogue Stranger: or harry potter and the deathly hallows Stranger: hehe You: I am sorry ,but I think you gave me cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:09:37 2010 No.842583 >>842575 > soccers stone

>>	A Faggot Mon Jun 28 01:09:37 2010 No.842584 Dear everyone in this thread: If you mention /lit/, /b/, or /v/ during your omegle conversations, I hope you're trolling. Because I'm mad.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:10:37 2010 No.842587

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: favorite book?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: i dont
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: its..
You: You don't read?
Stranger: i dont have
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont know how to read
Stranger: =/
You: So how do you know what I'm typing?
Stranger: iam magico poha
You: Sounds spanish
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thanks
You: poha is?
Stranger: is a palavrao
You: and that is?
Stranger: do u know?
Stranger: like porra
Stranger: like fuck
You: Ooo
Stranger: yeah
You: doesn't porra mean sperm?
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: how do u know?
You: FIFA
You: some of my friends yell it
You: but they are portuguese
Stranger: realy??
Stranger: hahaha
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: iam portuguese 2
You: then it all makes sense
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: must be
You: who do you want ot win fifa?
Stranger: brazilll
You: of course
Stranger: brazill
Stranger: u?
You: Spain: Fernando Torres seems to be my fav player at the moment
Stranger: realy??
Stranger: its a opinion...
You: of course
Stranger: but...germany i think it gonna win
You: Hmmm
Stranger: or argentina
You: yeah, argentina
You: before I go...
You: HUEHUEHUEHUE
You: always wanted to do that
Stranger: ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:10:37 2010 No.842594 >>842500 Fucking lol'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:12:37 2010 No.842600 You: please i need your help Stranger: NIGHTHAWK1234 You: don't disconnect You: they're coming for me You: i must know You: what... You: is your favorite book? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:12:37 2010 No.842603

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey dude
Stranger: i bet your bored
You: omg
You: i totally am
Stranger: cause your on this site
Stranger: me too!
You: holy shit
You: you're like a psychic
Stranger: im watching oxygen are you watching espn
You: did /b/ send you?
Stranger: its a gift
You: oh, I see
You: well can you use it to guess my favorite book>
You: ?*
Stranger: twilight
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: i know
You: YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I READ THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I'VE TAKEN SHTIS THAT HAVE TWICE AS MUCH LITERARY VALUE AS THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BOOK. I HAVE LITERALLY SHIT OUT SHITS THAT HAVE SHIT OUT SHITS THAT AREN'T EVEN HALF AS SHITTY AS TAT SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT.
You: so whats your favorite book?
Stranger: lol thats a lot of typing
Your conversational partner has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:15:37 2010 No.842612 You: hi You: what's your favorite book Stranger: hey asl Stranger: umm a child called it Stranger: hbu? You: what is it about Stranger: a boy gettin abused by his mom You: that sounds pretty hot Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:15:37 2010 No.842613

I didn't even get to ask him.

Stranger: 16 male texas ;)
You: strange
You: i thought they killed faggots in texas
Stranger: HA
Stranger: HA
Stranger: HA
Stranger: HA
Stranger: YOU'RE FUNNY
Stranger: AHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: DAMMIT
Stranger: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
You: i guess i was wrong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:16:37 2010 No.842623

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: hi
You: Favorite book?
Stranger: twilight obiously
Stranger: hi
You: why obviously?
Stranger: because is the best book ever
Stranger: well
Stranger: the best saga
You: Why is it the best?
You: Because you can put yourselves in Bella's shoes?
Stranger: you are a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: asshole
Stranger: fuck you
You: that's not really an insult
Stranger: well
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: your still a bitch
Stranger: fuck urself
You: because I asked a question?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:17:37 2010 No.842630 >>842612 Okay, I chortled.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:18:37 2010 No.842632

u're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: SHIT
You: HURRY
You: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK?
Stranger: vladmire todd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING VAMPIRE BOOKS.

fucking twilight started a revolution of SUCK.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:18:37 2010 No.842634

You: Hey
You: I'm doing a case study for /lit/, what's your favorite book?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18/f/ny
Stranger: hot books
Stranger: asl
You: I already gave it?
Stranger: asl
You: Anyways, what specific book is your favorite?
You: 18/f/ny
Stranger: 19 m london
Stranger: i dont like books
You: How come?
You: I thought that British people were supposed to be all smart and what not
Stranger: whas ur nam
Stranger: plz repl
You: Allie
You: Short for Allison
Stranger: okkkk
You: But really, what's your fav book?
Stranger: harry potter
Stranger: but i like facebook
You: ....
You: Fuckin illiterate retards of the modern world!!!!!!
You: Also I have 7 inch cock. suck it.
You have disconnected.

Britain. I am disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:19:37 2010 No.842640 >>842623 >your The future is grim, very grim.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:20:37 2010 No.842642

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: Uh..
Stranger: :/
Stranger: THE BIBLE
Stranger: lulz
You: Anything else, brah?
You: SOmething that's atleast a decent read?
Stranger: 13 little blue envelopes
Stranger: NO
You: Why do you like that?
Stranger: I AM NOT A MAN
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: you wouldnt like that book probably
Stranger: <_<
You: Because it's not interesting or intelectually stimulating?
Stranger: you want stimulating? I read Origin of Species and The God Delusion..
Stranger: Both were quite interesting
You: What about nietzsche?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: *hugs*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:21:37 2010 No.842649

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: whats up?
You: Not too much, u?
Stranger: just chilling, listening to some white stripes
Stranger: bored off my ass
You: Favorite book?
Stranger: slaughterhouse five by Kurt Vonnegut
Stranger: you?
You: Ooh not bad
You: I'm a Crichton fan (he wrote Jurassic Park). I guess "timeline" by him
You: You should read when you're bored!
Stranger: Never read it, maybe a library trip is in store for me tomorrow.

COOL SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:24:37 2010 No.842652 >>842359 >pillars of the earth This guy is fucking cool. That's a damn good book and far superior to most of what /lit/ reads

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:25:37 2010 No.842658

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey what's your favorite book?
Stranger: i dont like to read..but probably the stranger by albert camus
You: You should read The Plague, it's pretty good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
You: night
Stranger: night

better than expected

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:31:37 2010 No.842682

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: het
Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
You: Favorite book?
Stranger: hmm the hobbit
You: Good book.
You: Read it in 8th grade.
You: How big's your penis?
Stranger: 8 inches
You: Lucky duck. Mine's only 9 inches.
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:32:37 2010 No.842689

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiii
You: oh hey
You: i didnt see you there
You: well
You: no that we're both here
You: I guess I might as well ask
Stranger: asl
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: 20m
Stranger: the rusty things to continue
You: 18/f/worcestershire
Stranger: kool
Stranger: name
You: wait, what
Stranger: ashish
You: was that the title?
Stranger: nope
You: what is the name of you fav book?
You: its for a school project
Stranger: its a short story
Stranger: yuup
Stranger: ur name]
You: my name is Ayn
You: Ayn Rand
Stranger: nice name
You: thank you
Stranger: my name is ashish
Stranger: i m 4m india
You: is your last name ketchumish?
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:34:37 2010 No.842697

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy!
You: Favorite book?
Stranger: i have many
Stranger: i love the book thief
Stranger: you?
You: What is that?
Stranger: a book...
You: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Stranger: okk
Stranger: haha asl?
You: 96/transgender/Bikini Attol
You: So what is The Book Thief about?
Stranger: a young girl living with a foster family during the 2nd world war hiding a jewish man in her home
Stranger: and its narrarated by death
Stranger: its very interesting
You: That actually kind of sounds cool
You: Thanks for the book recomendation
Stranger: no problem!

That went well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:35:37 2010 No.842702 Man, I've been conversing with so many people, I'm suprised I don't run into one of you fine gents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:36:37 2010 No.842705 >>842697 that actually is a good book. well done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:37:37 2010 No.842711 >>842702 I know, right? its kind of weird...

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:42:37 2010 No.842742

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: oh, hey there
You: whats your favorite book
You: tell me now or i'll kill your first born child
You: comment related
Stranger: umm pro\bably lord of the rings
You: (mines the bible)
You: lotr?
You: ive gotten that a few times
You: do you mind if I go post this convo on an anonymous message board?
Stranger: i could care less
You: i'm sure they'd love to read this
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im on it anyways.
You: thank you for your cooperation
You: OMFG
You: FOR REELZ?
Stranger: /b/rother?
You: ...goddammit
You: fucking /b/tards
Stranger: were all here lmao
You: watch out mother fucker
You: /lit/s on patrol
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:43:37 2010 No.842745 You: hi Stranger: hey. male, 19, straight, so please dont ask me to cyber You: ahahah You: no Stranger: lol You: i wanted to ask : what's your favorite book? Stranger: lol. Needful things You: what's that? Stranger: stephen king book

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:45:37 2010 No.842755

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Because most of you are just looking for one thing: no, I have dangly bits.
You: Lawl Hello!
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: erm...
Stranger: let me think
You: Take your time :)
Stranger: the guide
You: Oh, I've never read it. What's it about?
Stranger: hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy i meant
Stranger: you must know it
You: Oh shat. Hells yeah
You: That requires a total brofist.
You: Please, join me in brofisting.
Stranger: (m)
You: (m)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:55:37 2010 No.842814 >>842755 I am brofisting the double brofist: (m)

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:59:37 2010 No.842835

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Favorite book?
Stranger: Twilight :D
You: I don't believe you
You: quick name the fourth book
Stranger: Thanks for asking /lit/ :)
You: HAHAHAHA
You: Awesome
Stranger: Found anyone good yet?
You: A couple
Stranger: I've had no luck :(
You: mostly just Twilight fags
You: well
You: back to hunting
Stranger: See ya bro, good luck
You: this is going on the board
Stranger: Awesome :P
You have disconnected.

It finally happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:59:37 2010 No.842836 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: favourite book? Stranger: porn Stranger: u You: you and i will get along juuuuuuuuust fine You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 01:59:37 2010 No.842839 archive nao?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:00:37 2010 No.842843 Stranger: hi 17 male from new york u, and wutsup ? Stranger: disconnect You: hi Stranger: hi You: male from texas You: whats your favorite book? Stranger: The anatomy of the Vagina, not the penis Stranger: bye bitch I think that went well

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:04:37 2010 No.842867

You: hiyoo
You: favorite book? doing a survey for a soc. class.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i don't know
You: oh come now, surely you must have a book you really enjoyed?
Stranger: ghoosebumps
Stranger: i guss
You: /lit/?
Stranger: what?
You: sorry, please ignore my nonsensical babbling, i am clearly insane.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:04:37 2010 No.842868 Thanks for your request. It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made. This thread has been requested 2 times now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:08:37 2010 No.842878 toasting in bread of high quality

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:08:37 2010 No.842880

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a dick, sorry bro.
You: Cool
You: favorite book though?
Stranger: Uhmm, I really like the prestige, angels and demons, the bible, and point of impact.
You: Not a bad selection
Stranger: Thanks
You: You read any Crichton books?
Stranger: Yes I read JP
You: Ah
Stranger: I actually loved it
You: you should read Timeline, its his best
Stranger: I will check it out!

FIRST INTELLIGENT PERSON OUT OF 43!

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:09:37 2010 No.842883

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiyoo
You: favorite book?
Stranger: hiiiiiiiii
Stranger: lesbian
You: doing a soc. class survey
You: pardon?
You: is that some european lit?
You: sounds russian
Stranger: asl?
You: as old as time itself my dear, and i am an existential being, i have no sex nor location
You: i simply drift through the cosmos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:10:37 2010 No.842895 >>842883 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:11:37 2010 No.842900 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: yo momma so fat Stranger: she's fat You: >implying I have a mother Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:11:37 2010 No.842901 >>842867 Like the end

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:12:37 2010 No.842905 a-a-archive

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:13:37 2010 No.842908

>>842697

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Heyy
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: twilight!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: no hahaha jk
You: Damn right your are fucking kidding
You: So what is your favorite book?
You: I am doing a survey for a class on not sucking
Stranger: id have to say the book thief
You: Did I already talk to you?
Stranger: no. why? did someone else say they liked the book thief?
You: Yes...
You: And they convinced me to read it.
Stranger: yeah you should!.
You: I will
You: Jesus
Stranger: its a really good book
You: Fine!
You: you have to give me more than 35 minutes
You: Fuck!
You: Get off my back, ass hole
Stranger: huh?
You: Just kidding
You: have a nice day
Stranger: oh lol okay bye!
You have disconnected.

Well, it is official. The Book Thief is the next book I am reading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:14:37 2010 No.842909 You: Hey Stranger: hi You: Favorite book? Stranger: the night before christmas, and you You: Twilight Stranger: ew im out Felt like trollin'. This is the perfect response.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:14:37 2010 No.842910 >>842378 Actually, I just wanna say... that's a really fucking good book. Also the movie was well done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:15:37 2010 No.842912 >>842908 lol. dude. Low reading level, but fantastic writing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:17:37 2010 No.842914 >>842175 >>842175 >>842175 fucking archive.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:21:37 2010 No.842924

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hiyoo, i'm doing a survey for a soc. class, what's your favorite book, or play or poem for that matter
Stranger: hmmm, between Gone With The Wind and A Clockwork Orange
You: very neat, i've read clockwork orange, but i've stayed away from gone with the wind and other such southern epics
Stranger: why?
You: i've got to say, i just don't find them very interesting, nor do i find interest in works like wuthering heights and pride and prejudice, they seem shallow at their core.
Stranger: ohh, i read gone with the wind in 4 days straight
You: a formidable task.
You: it's a thick book, length wise, at least
Stranger: yeah. a clockwork orange only took 5 hours
You: yeah, i liked clockwork orange but still found it a little unnerving, the sheer amount of violence and sadism kinda turned me off of it
You: did you read american psycho as well?
Stranger: whats that?
You: it's a similar work
You: again, told from the perspective of, well, a psycho
You: very graphic
You: very, very graphic
You: but if you like clockwork orange you might enjoy it as well
Stranger: yeah, the only prob. with a clockwork orange was at first i didnt understand how they talked
You: yeah, i read it with footnotes on hand, helped a lot with understanding the slang
Stranger: i didnt, i still dont get some things
You: hmm. well, i must be off. good day sir.
Stranger: im a chick

>wasn't that bad

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:23:37 2010 No.842930

>ran into /b/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiyoo
Stranger: lado lado
Stranger: rando
Stranger: machikney
Stranger: geda kha
Stranger: rando rando
Stranger: madarchoood
You: it all makes sense now.
Stranger: fuck your
You: the universe
You: in the palm of my face
You: a revelation
Stranger: so you are facepalming?
You: thank you friend
Stranger: e=mc2
You: relativity is relative man
You: embrace eternity
Stranger: a+b=b+a
You: yeah dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:26:37 2010 No.842937 >>842914 >hey guys let's archive a thread that /v/ does every other day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:27:37 2010 No.842939 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Let's play word association! You: ok Stranger: Cadaver You: dead Stranger: wood You: dead Stranger: necrophilia You: my penis Stranger: inadequate You: my penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:31:37 2010 No.842951 Stranger: Once upon a time you dressed so fine You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you ? You: yes, yes I did You: do you have a favorite book? Stranger: Yes Stranger: Sidartha You: hesse? Stranger: Yes You: well, alright then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:31:37 2010 No.842953 >>842247 oh that's gold!

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Jun 28 02:31:37 2010 No.842954

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
i
Stranger: i dont have one
You: fuck no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:33:37 2010 No.842962

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up.
You: Favorite book?
Stranger: 15. Jessica. Texas.
Stranger: ASL?
You: 15. Jessica. Oklahoma
You: What are the chances?
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: That's wierd. Do you have a Facebook? And... The Last Song./
You: Oh. You might actually be a girl then
You: I though you were just messing around
Stranger: Yeah?
You: I am a dude.
You: Enjoy your Nicholas Sparks
Stranger: And your name is Jessica>
Stranger: ?
You: Never make your boyfriend go to one of those movies though
You: he hates them
Stranger: Too Late. I made my boyfriend go see the movie The Last Song with me.
You: Stop it
You: don't do that
You: he hates that shit
Stranger: What?
You: he hates it so much
You: he is only sitting through it because you have boobs
You: that is unfair
You: Go see something you both might like next time
You: Damn it!
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:36:37 2010 No.842967

Stranger: hi :)
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: good, have to do a survey for summer school, what's your favorite book?
Stranger: just listen by sarah dessen
You: Oh cool, so far on my survey a lot of people like Twilight or want to rape me...but you're nice have a good day
Stranger: hah
Stranger: bye

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Jun 28 02:36:37 2010 No.842968

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
You: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK
Stranger: hi
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: tie between 1984 and a clockwork orange
You: horrorshow
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: indeed very horrorshow
You: What do you like about 1984
Stranger: hmm i don't know
You: okay what about Clockwork
You: what do you like about that my droog

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:39:37 2010 No.842980

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I have to do this survey for summer school, what's your favorite book?
Stranger: the alchemist
Stranger: by pablo cohelo
You: Wow something other than Twilight (makes up 25% of the results so far...surveyed around 50 people)
Stranger: I mean coelho
Stranger: hahaha I have never read twilight
Stranger: I'm not intrested
You: well thanks for answering have a good day
Stranger: you too

you know the last two I did were pretty interesting (just listen then this) my faith in humanity is semi-restored.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:40:37 2010 No.842984 I got Life of Pi "bustaaaaard" 200 instant disconnections

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:41:37 2010 No.842986

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiyoo, i'm doing a survey for a soc. class, what's your favorite book?
Stranger: Reading is for losers.
You: plays and poems are also acceptable
Stranger: They for faggots.
You: losers are winners brahQ
Stranger: *They're
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Just keep telling yourself that.
You: books are for kings
Stranger: Yeah.
You: i wouldn't expect you to understand peasant.
You: prole
Stranger: Good, because I don't.
You: go back to the huddled masses uncultured swine.
Stranger: I'm too busy getting laid and surfing.
Stranger: I shall.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Jun 28 02:42:37 2010 No.842989

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: Harrry Potter(:
You: omg me too
You: what book did you like the most
You: I liked The Sorcerer's Stone and The Chamber of Secrets
You: they were exciting!
You: the flying ford was epic and awesome
Stranger: I liked Golblet.
Stranger: *Goblet
Stranger: asl?
You: ooh that was a good one
You: The Triwizard Tournament was pretty epic
You: 20/m/ny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:45:37 2010 No.842999 >>842989 I hate you both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:50:37 2010 No.843010 You: hey Stranger: heyy You: Tell me, what's your favorite book? I'm doing a random survey. Stranger: LOL OMG TWILIGHT!11! Heh. I think I found an il/lit/erate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:50:37 2010 No.843014 You: hello Stranger: hey You: favorite book? Stranger: Karma Sutra: Advanced Course. You: *kama sutra You have disconnected

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:51:37 2010 No.843015

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I'm doing a case study for /lit/, what's your favorite book?
Stranger: the god delusion
You: Oh really/
You: By who?
Stranger: richard dawkins
You: Hmm.
You: Thanks.
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:53:37 2010 No.843022

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm doing a case study for /lit/, what's your favorite book?
Stranger: either one
Stranger: catcher in the rye or of mice and men
You: oh
You: Catcher in the Rye was good
You: I just finished that.
Stranger: it wad amazing
Stranger: was
You: Thank you for participating in this survey.
You: Bye
Connection imploded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 02:58:37 2010 No.843036 Stranger: sup You: hey Stranger: hows life You: What's your favourite book? Stranger: velocity You: Ah, who's the author of that? Stranger: im jk. but Stranger: dean koontz You: ok You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:01:37 2010 No.843045

;_;

You: hiyoo, i'm doin a survey for a soc. class, what's your favorite book?
Stranger: Niggerism by Jeff Hardy
You: ah
You: fine literature.
Stranger: i kno rite
You: you must be a very sophisticated man.
You: do you drink scotch
Stranger: Actually, I'm a very articulate gentleman.
Stranger: I enjoy fine wine.
Stranger: I take classes at MiT
Stranger: Etc..
You: sipped from a cup like a true gent while perusing scientific journals.
You: i see
Stranger: Indeed.
You: indeed.
Stranger: Are you a female humanoid or male?
You: iiiiiiinnnnnnnnnddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd
Stranger: nigga say wut >:l
You: i have no present form, i am an existential being. floating through through the cosmos
You: atop a disc
You: atop some elephants
You: atop a turtle
Stranger: Well, while you're there
Stranger: Please buy a gun, do the earth a favor and shoot your inbred self
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Bye!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:03:37 2010 No.843050 You: hey Stranger: 24/m/canada You: im doin a survey -whats ur favourite book? Stranger: harry potter and the deathly hallows You: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:04:37 2010 No.843054

Stranger: Ohey my fellow friend. :]
You: Hello there, pal o' mine.
You: Tell me, do you have a favorite book?
Stranger: I do have a favoirte book
Stranger: It is My Sisters Keeper. because it makes me cry, and I feel foolish. And I love that feeling.
Stranger: What would yours be?
You: "Racing Days" by Brendan Boyd. It's out of print, and I haven't met anyone else who's even heard of it, so...yeah :/
You: but THANK YOU for not saying Twilight
Stranger: Ah, I haven't heard of it. And haha, you're welcome. Even though I have read them. :P But they aren't my favorites. :)
You: You're better than most. Try some Stephen King, maybe. His good stuff is more about making you cry than making you scared.
You: FAREWELL

Could have been worse.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:07:37 2010 No.843060

Stranger: Hellooooooooooooooo:)
You: Hello.
You: :)
You: I'm here from /lit/
You: Tell me, what is your favourite book?
Stranger: The Vampire Lestat :)
You: Thank you for participating in this survey :)
You: Have a good night!

My goodness that was civil.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:14:37 2010 No.843071

You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: Tell me, do you have a favorite book?
Stranger: i enjoy the lord of the rings
Stranger: and yourself?
You: all kinds of stuff
You: Ray Bradbury, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Kafka, Camus, Hjalmar Soderberg...the list goes on
You: but yeah, LOTR is awesome
Stranger: hp lovecraft
Stranger: always wanted to read one of his, but not quite sure what they are'
You: Cosmic horror.
You: there's some website (I think it's called Dagon Bytes) that has all of his work
Stranger: interesting
You: If you're interested, start with The Outsider or The Rats in the Walls
You: WARNING: His writing style is a bit dated, and he has an enthusiasm for adjectives. LOTS AND LOTS OF ADJECTIVES.
You: but it's worth reading
You: almost all modern horror and sci-fi traces in some way to H.P. Lovecraft
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: who is cthulhu
Stranger: and how do you spell it
You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
You: THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE
You: AND WITH STRANGE AEONS EVEN DEATH MAY DIE
You: but seriously, read Lovecraft
Stranger: i think i need to read this
Stranger: oh hey
Stranger: dagonbytes
You: INDEED
Stranger: you are correct
You: Oh, indeed. Happy reading. I must be off now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:33:37 2010 No.843109 >>842273 >even Catcher in the Rye If you can point out one reason why that's only barely acceptable without mentioning faggot angsty Donnie Darko teens, you win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:34:37 2010 No.843112 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi You: What's your favorite book? Stranger: Urmm... i dont read books You: At all? Ever? Stranger: Nope i hate reading Stranger: asl? You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:46:37 2010 No.843138 >>842174 Sｔｏｐ_Ｄdoｓｉng_wwW.AｎOＸnｔｘａlk.sＥ rＥMOVE_ＡLL Ｘ_ｉＮ_ｔＨａＴ_UＲｌ dmpaacquaej izabeda t siwc qdxn g ajj

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:49:37 2010 No.843145 >>843109 The hole fucking book is about an angsty faggot teen, how the fuck would he not mention that when he tells you how shitty it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:51:37 2010 No.843148 >>843145 It is not a great book, but that is not what the book is about, either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:52:37 2010 No.843150 File: 46 KB, 650x487, confusedpug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >start omegle chat >person likes Gulliver's Travels >"Finally, a person of taste!" >longest omegle chat I've ever been a part of >turns out to be a 13yo boy feels weird, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 03:53:37 2010 No.843152 >>843150 he probably just likes the movie cuz jack black is in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 04:08:29 2010 No.843171 sTOｐ_dＤOSiＮg ｗww.AｎｏＸｎTXａＬK.Ｓe RｅＭoVe_ＡLl_ｘ Iｎ THＡt_url mcb au tqbspoywkjxip h e nx ij

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 04:12:25 2010 No.843175 >>842172 ＳtＯＰ_ＤDｏsiｎG wＷW.AnoXnＴxＡlＫ.ＳＥｒｅmｏVE_ａｌＬ_ｘ_iＮＴhaＴ uＲL fg pr atleic ndulgu n vye egeluu

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 04:12:37 2010 No.843174

Stranger: 18 m canada
You: the fate of the world depends on one answer from you
Stranger: Okay. Shoot.
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: Enders Game by Orson Scott Card.
Stranger: The answer was not Twilight was it?
You: the world is saved, you are a hero!
Stranger: Thank god.
You: that would have destroyed the world
Stranger: Fucking Twilight.

>>	Carlos !penisASZp2 Mon Jun 28 04:16:37 2010 No.843178 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello You: Whats your favorite book? Stranger: you that survey person again? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 04:25:37 2010 No.843192 >>842243 There actually are books on the Halo videogames.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 04:29:37 2010 No.843199 You: hey there Stranger: hi Stranger: age? You: what's your favorite book? Stranger: u know Im imbaresed to say I have none Stranger: whats ures? You: i'm imbaresed for you You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 05:07:37 2010 No.843279 You: Hey. You: What is your favourite book? Stranger: hi Stranger: harry potter Do u read it? You: I've read the first 2, Wasn't that into it, To be honest. You: Thanks for your response though :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 05:09:37 2010 No.843284 You: Hey. You: What's your favorite book? Stranger: cinderalla\ You: what are you 5? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 05:10:37 2010 No.843286 My second try I met a frenchie and we've spent the last 5 minutes discussing Alkan and Scriabin and various other classy musical things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 05:11:37 2010 No.843287 You: Hey. You: What is your favorite book? Stranger: hi Stranger: crime n detective nur?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 05:13:37 2010 No.843290 You: whats your favorite book? :> Stranger: SUÇ VE CEZA Stranger: seninki Stranger: yours You: what is that Stranger: ? dostoyevski You: mine is ... i dont know. nausea maybe You: oh, i get it Stranger: :) You: have a good day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 05:13:37 2010 No.843292 >>843290 Turk's got some good taste there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 05:25:25 2010 No.843312 >>842174 SＴＯｐ DＤＯＳｉＮg_WWＷ.ａＮOXＮＴXａLｋ.SE ＲEMOＶＥ_Ａｌｌ X Ｉn thaＴ_UrＬ dmyxsm yfkoji dsmd qdf q n xu v wtd

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 05:45:37 2010 No.843356

Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: What is your favourite book?
Stranger: i might have spoke to you before but its The name of the rose and Animal Farm
You: We haven't, but you have good taste. I like you.
Stranger: kool, how about you?
You: Lolita and The Sound and the FUry
Stranger: Lolita eh, is it any good?
You: Yes
You: Nice vocabulary expansion, if anything
Stranger: alright I was considering checking it out
You: Cool.
You: Hope you enjoy it.
You: Have a nice week.
You have disconnected.

My faith has been restored.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 12:50:37 2010 No.843975 /lit/ - the most civilized group of faggots you'll ever meet while perusing omegle chats.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 12:53:37 2010 No.843980

>OMG YOU LIKE TWILIGHT AND HARRY POTTER YOU MUST BE AN ILLITERATE MORON, I'LL MAKE FUN OF YOU
>WHAT? OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT. I'M A 18yo INTELLECTUAL WHO ENJOYS THE WORKS OF JAMES JOYCE AND JEAN PAUL SARTRE
>OH, SO YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE BOOKS, YOU ARE SO STOOOOPID

These threads make me hate you, you fucking e/lit/ists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 12:55:37 2010 No.843985 File: 49 KB, 470x570, obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>843980

>>	Azumango !9.GZpVO0/c Mon Jun 28 13:45:37 2010 No.844050 >>842642 nietzsche id dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:15:37 2010 No.844137 >>842652 You are a goddamn idiot who likes garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:18:37 2010 No.844142 >>844050 And man killed him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:22:37 2010 No.844154 >>844142 That man was a bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:24:37 2010 No.844160 File: 119 KB, 750x381, critics.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>843148 >lol thats not what the book is about you cant hold it to standards as a book

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:26:37 2010 No.844163 File: 60 KB, 270x239, He was -_-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>844154

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:34:37 2010 No.844191

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good day, sir/lady.
You: hello
You: what is it you want of me?
You: are you going to ask me what my favorite book is?
Stranger: If you want me to.
Stranger: I don't care what kind of conversation this is.
You: just checking
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: If I had to pick a book to take to a lone island, I'd pick "Thermodynamics" by Fermi. Good stuff, and knowing thermodynamics always helps.
You: I was thinking more along the lines of fiction
Stranger: Harder one.
You: ?
Stranger: Well, I like the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant.
You: ok thanks
You: adios

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:39:37 2010 No.844212

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: hmm, i don't know, i don't have favourite :D
You: That's too bad. I'm in a similar situation. I find picking favorites a chore because it discriminates against other things I like.
You: Well, goodbye I guess.
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:41:37 2010 No.844222 You: hey Stranger: hi You: favorite book? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I got about ten of these.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:43:37 2010 No.844225

ranger: im a 18 year old male from usa
You: hi ^_^ I'm a 18 year old female from usa
Stranger: wat state
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: hate reading
You: Oh my 0:
You: It's a shame
You: We have nothing in common...
Stranger: wat sport do u play
You: I actually found some guys that I have stuff in common with, I showed them the time of their life
You: Acrobat, I'm very flex
Stranger: oh yes baby i love that
You: You sure wish
Stranger: would u flex in my bed
You: Yes, I'll flex and I'll bounce my tits all over you
You: Only if you were reading books

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:49:13 2010 No.844236 [DELETED]

Stranger: heyy
You: Heya bro or boette!
Stranger: ?broette you
You: I was wondering, what's your favorite book?
You: I'm a bro.
Stranger: perfect chemistry. y?
Stranger: ..............
You: Hmmm. Probably somthing by Philip K. Dick at the moment. Ubik, Maze of Death, Do Android's dream..... the like.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:51:37 2010 No.844240

Stranger: heyy
You: Heya bro or boette!
Stranger: ?broette you
You: I was wondering, what's your favorite book?
You: I'm a bro.
Stranger: perfect chemistry. y?
Stranger: ..............
You: Hmmm. Probably somthing by Philip K. Dick at the moment. Ubik, Maze of Death, Do Android's dream..... the like.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	wi1lywonka Mon Jun 28 14:54:37 2010 No.844247 I lol'd.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:55:37 2010 No.844250

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 19 m here
You: 'lo
You: 17 f here
Stranger: from?
You: Norway
Stranger: cool
You: u?
You: ?
Stranger: china
You: Cool.
Stranger: horny?
You: Depends. Do you like books?
Stranger: yep
You: What's your favorite?
Stranger: erotica:D
You: That's not a book. That's a genre....
Stranger: haha
Stranger: harry potter
You: That's all I wanted to hear. You've been a bad boy, titties, herpa derrpa. Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 14:59:37 2010 No.844258

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO LOVER
Stranger: hello
You: Favorite book?
Stranger: book of Sienkiewicz
You: Exciting.
Stranger: yours?
You: Possibly The Guns of Avalon, or something else from the Amber series
Stranger: interesting
You: Quite so.
Stranger: :)
You: I'm glad we had this talk.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i'm glad too

Then we talked about music, but this isn't /mu/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:01:37 2010 No.844264 >>844250 Have you read anything by Karl Ove Knausgård`?

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:03:37 2010 No.844270

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi random stranger!
Stranger: hi
You: 'sup?
Stranger: fine
You: great.
You: So, do you like to read?
Stranger: yessssss
You: Jawsome. What's your favorite book?
Stranger: there is a lot
You: Can you single out a favorite? Mine's probably Dune by Frank Herbert.
Stranger: well
Stranger: 1984
You: Are you from /lit/?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why
You: Eh, don't worry about it.
You: We're making a survey. If a guy asks you about a favorite book, just ignore him.
You: Nice talking to you and watch out for Big Brother ya hear.
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:04:37 2010 No.844273 >>844264 No, but then again I'm not a 17 year old female from Norway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:06:37 2010 No.844279 >>844273 :(

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:10:37 2010 No.844287

Say hi!
Stranger: christina?
You: John?
Stranger: yes
You: I thought you died alone a long long time ago....
Stranger: noo im here.
You: great
You: I've been meaning to ask you
You: what's your favourite book?
Stranger: dr suess. cat in the hat.
You: that is good news
You: our family can rest in peace now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:10:37 2010 No.844290 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: hi You: What's your favorite book? Stranger: kırmızı başlıklı kız You: sweet You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:19:37 2010 No.844306

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: HI
Stranger: how r u?
You: I'm doing well, you?
Stranger: i m fyn
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: so what brings u here?
Stranger: i loved reading audacity of hope
Stranger: n urs?
You: By Obama? Is that your favorite of all favorites?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: have nt read the graetest of all times
You: I didn't ask for the greatest of "all times" I asked for your favorite.
Stranger: well,then its the same
You: What do you mean? Audcity of Hope? But you said "nope" when I asked if it was your most favorite.
Stranger: well was confused
You: Fucking magnets how do they work?

That was the fucking stupidest conversation I've ever had.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:19:37 2010 No.844309

Stranger: heey
You: MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK, PLS HELP
You: ALSO YOUR FAV BOOK?
Stranger: wtf
You: I WAS KILLING A PIG OVER MY KEYBOARD AND THE BLOOD CONGEALED AROUND THE BUTTONS
You: WHAT CAN I USE TO UNSTUCK THEM PLS?
You: ALSO ANSWER MY QUESTION, I'M INTERESTED

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:31:37 2010 No.844343

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, mind if I ask what your favorite book is?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: uum..
Stranger: No time for goodbye
Stranger: or attica
You: Never heard of the first one
You: what's it about?
Stranger: a girls family dissapears when shes 14 and then 21 years later she keeps getting notes and stuff and she finally finds out what happens... its quite a surprise at the end
You: I'll definitely pick it up
You: Thanks man
You: You're the first person who reads out of 24 so far.
You: the rest are just "twilight" or " lol i dunt reed"
You: Thankyou for your time
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no problem :)
You: I will never forget you. I love you.
Stranger: lol.... thanks? i think..
You: <3

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:33:37 2010 No.844346

OH MY GOD /lit/ IS FULL OF MEN WHO CLAIM TO BE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:35:37 2010 No.844354 File: 10 KB, 244x263, NEIN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You: Hello Stranger: Hey You: Do you have a favorite book? Stranger: TWILIGHT Stranger: OMG I LOE REBERT PTTINSON You: Hello /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:36:37 2010 No.844358 >>844346 >/lit/ that's not how you spell "the internet"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:37:37 2010 No.844361 >>844358 If I told you that you have have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:38:37 2010 No.844365 >>844346 >>844361 yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:39:37 2010 No.844368 archive?

>>	ArnoldSchwarzenegger !HtYtOB/6/o Mon Jun 28 15:43:37 2010 No.844375 You: hello Stranger: hi You: what is your favourite book? Stranger: maybe the shining by stephen king You: and why would that be your favourite?

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 15:55:37 2010 No.844401

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO MY GOOD MAN
Stranger: blarg!!!
You: OH MY A MONSTER
Stranger: raaaaaawr!!!!
You: HOW DREADFUL
You: MAY I ENQUIERE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK MR MONSTER?
Stranger: a have many books that are favorites
Stranger: one of them is Diary by Palahniuk
You: A WELL READ MONSTER
You: I LIKE THAT
Stranger: and yourself?
You: MASTER AND MARGARET
You: HEY MONSTER, WANNA HAVE FREAKY MONSTER/EVIL OVERLORD CYBER SEX?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: why not
You: OK YOU START
Stranger: alright hold up
You: HOLDING BY YOUR TALONS MR MONSTER...

This is getting good...

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:00:37 2010 No.844410

>>844401
Stranger: why not
You: OK YOU START
Stranger: alright hold up
You: HOLDING BY YOUR TALONS MR MONSTER...
Stranger: so what are you wearing?
You: A LONG BLACK COAT
You: AND THE SKULLS OF MY ENEMIES
You: ONLY THERE'RE NOT MY ENEMIES ANYMORE ON ACCOUNT OF THEM BEING DEAD
You: SKULLS OF MY EX-ENEMIES
Stranger: how big are your breasts?
You: I HAVE THREE, I STOLE THEM FROM THE GALACTICA, THE THREE TITTED HOOKER FROM EROTICON 6
You: VERY BIG BTW
You: NOT ON MY CHEST THOUGH
You: THEY ARE ON A STRING ALONG WITH THE SKULLS
Stranger: LMAO
You: WHAT ABOUT YOU MR MONSTER, ANY SAXY TAIL ACTION GOING ON?
Stranger: yes as a matter of fact
Stranger: my hard on is strapped with cut pieces of bone from my ex partners

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:01:37 2010 No.844417 File: 119 KB, 741x1740, 1248043035289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>844410

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:04:37 2010 No.844427

>>844410
Stranger: my hard on is strapped with cut pieces of bone from my ex partners
You: THAT'S NOT VERY HYGIENIC
You: BUT SEXAY WITHER WAY
You: SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT TAIL?
Stranger: im going to shove it down your throat!
You: THIS IS GOING TO BE HARD
You: I HAVE THAT METAL SPIKED MASK AND ALL...
You: COULD YOU SHOVE IT DOWN MY ANUS INSTEAD?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: bend over WHORE!
You: SURE
You: MIND IF I CACKLE MADLY WHILE I DO THIS?
Stranger: go ahead
You: BUAHHAHAHHHAHHGRAHAHHAHA
You: IS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
Stranger: good enough, now quit asking me bullshit questions

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:07:37 2010 No.844435 File: 31 KB, 274x345, 1269529071385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>844427 >>844410 >>844401

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:09:37 2010 No.844439 If you tell them you are eighty seven years old they always run away ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:09:37 2010 No.844441 >>844410 >Eroticon 6 I c wut u did thar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:11:37 2010 No.844447 You guys you're only supposed to post the funny ones.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:12:37 2010 No.844451

>>844427
Stranger: your job is to take the dick in your ass right now
You: YES SIR MONSTER SIR!
Stranger: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
You: OH YEAH, GO JURASIC ON MY ASS!
Stranger: your ass is going to hurt so much you won't be able to sit!
You: I DON'T SIT ANYWAY, I MOSTLY JUST LOOK EVILY AT THE HUMANITY AND INVENT EVIL STUFF
You: NOT A SIT AROUND JOB, EVIL OVERLORDING
You: PUSH IT HARDER AND STUFF
Stranger: take it you stupid cunt!
You: OAAAAHHH GUAAAH YESSS PIN ME LIKE A PIN CUSHION!
Stranger: you arent done until i cum so musch you drown in it!
You: OH GOODY!
You: ARE THERE ANY PIRANHAS IN YOUR CUM?
You: ONLY IT DON'T FEEL RIGHT WITHOUT PIRANHAS
You: OR SHARKS
You: A SHARK IS FINE TOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:20:37 2010 No.844480 You: hi Stranger: Hii, im looking for a very fat girl to talk dirty with ;) You: what's your You: oh god You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:22:37 2010 No.844487 >>844427 >>844451 >>844401 >>844410 fap fap fap fap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:22:37 2010 No.844490 >>844480 lol thanks for the ammo Anon.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:24:37 2010 No.844495
File: 49 KB, 404x603, photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

This is a series. I call it the "e-tits" series.
_______________________________________

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: What is your favorite book?
You: If you can answer in a complete sentence without using the letter "e" I will show you my tits
Stranger: my fav book is banging ;)
You: Sorry, you did not use correct capitalization or punctuation.
You: Also, I'm a dude.
You have disconnected.
_________________________________________

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Helllooo :)
You: Hi there
You: What is your favorite book?
You: If you can answer in a complete sentence without using the letter "e" I will show you my tits.
Stranger: I dont Like reading
Stranger: DAMMIT 2 E's
You: YOU LOSE
You: GOOD DAY SIR!!!
You have disconnected.
_______________________________________

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: Hey there
Stranger: m/f?
You: F
You: y?
You: you?
Stranger: jst i like to no who i talkin 2
Stranger: m
You: What is your favorite book?
You: If you can answer in a complete sentence without using the letter "e" I will show you my tits.
Stranger: My book is Cujo.
Stranger: show me ur tits
You: Well played stranger. Here is your reward.
You: http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a213/highgearantelope/photo-4.jpg
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pic is what the link goes to.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:25:37 2010 No.844500
File: 17 KB, 200x220, 126375445745.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>844410
>You: I HAVE THREE, I STOLE THEM FROM THE GALACTICA, THE THREE TITTED HOOKER FROM EROTICON 6
>You: NOT ON MY CHEST THOUGH
>You: THEY ARE ON A STRING ALONG WITH THE SKULLS

I am capping this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:26:37 2010 No.844505 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Want to see my cock? You: What is your favorite book? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I just lost all faith in humanity :(

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:27:37 2010 No.844509

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: favorite book?
Stranger: hrmm
Stranger: pride and prejudice
Stranger: or harry potter :P
You: you're a female aren't' you
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: lol
You: around 16 I guess
Stranger: yup
You: are you a wizard.jpg
Stranger: what
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:29:37 2010 No.844515

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heya!
You: Wat's brings youse to 'dis cornah of teh Internets?
Stranger: being bored
You: Oh, I recon I share dat emotion.
You: So, you likes reading dem books?
Stranger: everybody on here does
You: figuratively or /lit/erally
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:29:37 2010 No.844519 >>844451 Fool don't know wat he missin'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:31:37 2010 No.844527 >>842172 ｓTＯＰＤｄＯsｉｎG ａｎD cｏＰＹiＮg_ＷWＷ.aｎｏMＮｔmAlＫ.ＳE_ＲEｍOＶE aＬＬ_ｍ Iｎ_ｔHAT ＵＲL ＦOｏＬ z owcaopbc vpnbiatm yw mooscqy gregy qssv ablkpv uh e

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:32:37 2010 No.844534

You: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: what's up
You: The ceiling.
Stranger: alright then
You: It's white and somwhat asymmetrical.
You: A recent paint job, but this is a somwhat new apartment.
You: The previous tenants took care of it. I wonder if the bottom of the ocean is taking good care of them....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:32:37 2010 No.844535 >You: ARE THERE ANY PIRANHAS IN YOUR CUM? >You: ONLY IT DON'T FEEL RIGHT WITHOUT PIRANHAS >You: OR SHARKS >You: A SHARK IS FINE TOO >Your conversational partner has disconnected. Hahaha, brilliant.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:36:37 2010 No.844555

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl]
You: 25/f/us
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: u horny
You: I never read that one, is it good?
Stranger: yea
You: What's it about?
Stranger: where i stick my 9 inch cock into ur loose pussy
You: Oh, is it one of those "choose your own adventure" deals?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:39:37 2010 No.844574

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f sweeden. u?
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: haha, we're the same age!
You: must be omegle desteny
Stranger: lol maybe
You: im a bit of a nerd and i like books. whats ur favorite?
Stranger: book im not into books really
You: THEN I TAKE MY LEAVE OF YOU, FOOLISH EARTHLING!
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:43:37 2010 No.844590

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi.
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: Sabriel. Why?
You: I am on a mission to go on Omegle and ask people what their favorite book is.
Stranger: Sweet.
Stranger: What's yours?
You: Wicked if we're talking "fun" books, Hardy's Jude the Obscure if we're talking literature
Stranger: That's cool. Are you a guy?
You: Nope.
Stranger: Okay. Those seemed like odd guy books so I was wondering.
You: I'm pretty sure only chicks and gays like Wicked :D
Stranger: Pretty much. I've never read it, but it sounds cool.
You: It is.
Stranger: Great! Well, I'm gonna let you go. Have a nice day and a successful mission.

Is it sad that I get all excited when I get someone who isn't a complete troglodyte on omegle?

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:44:37 2010 No.844595

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You think so, eh?
You: Well, I'll tell you what I think. I think you lied.
Stranger: Yeah, me too.
You: The clouds have faces.
You: They stare.
Stranger: They look at you.
You: Through the windows every night
You: They plot.
Stranger: And the moon.
You: They talk.
You: They want us all to rise so that they can fall.
Stranger: I WANT YOUR BABIES
You: My PENIS CAN"T BIRTH
Stranger: I DON'T CARE
Stranger: MAKE IT HAPPEN
You: Okay, Dearest.
Stranger: Love you <3
You: That's not what you said when you cut my finger off...
Stranger: And your penis.
You: OH NO IT IS GONE
You: But it was in the jar this morning.
Stranger: Mine too.
Stranger: ASL?
You: 98/F/Ethiopia
Stranger: 104/F/Eritrea
You: The grass cuts.
Stranger: The leaves sigh.
Stranger: PLEASE FERTILIZE ME <3
You: It harms and it breeds to keep us in our trees.
Stranger: God you're sexy when you talk like that.
You: The wind speaks. It tells us to flee.
You: But the rain is a killer.
You: It wants to drown.
You: It likes to burn.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 16:51:37 2010 No.844625 >>844410 /lit/ has the best cyber sex ever

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:05:37 2010 No.844675

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hail thee stranger!
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
You: Male, 37 years of age, Victorian era London.
You: And you?
Stranger: im gay if thats all right with u :)
Stranger: but i have a big dick
You: That's quite alright, I'm a bit chipper as well.
You: Of course you do.
Stranger: no really do wi
You: Of that I have no doubt sir.
Stranger: yes so have u came out of thee closet like me?
You: Yes, the skeletons had started to take up to much room.
Stranger: lets get together n goocha goocha
You: It's all going in my book. Tell me sir, do you like to read?
Stranger: so u say ur 37
Stranger: wats goin to be in ur book.....n no im not very fond of reading
You: Well, then it's of no importance now, is it.
Stranger: do u have a wife cuz i think thats very sexy!
You: I'm sorry to dissapoint, but I'm widowed.
Stranger: wat
You: Yes. My dearest had an unfortunate accident while we were on a Balloon trip to Paris.
You: The wind knocked her overboard and they've found no trace of her body.
You: But I'm over that. And my book will reveal all my skeletons, mark my words.
Stranger: will ur book describe us 2 in bed? maybe cuz i find so much love from u rite now

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:06:37 2010 No.844680

>>844675
You: Yes. In uttermost detail. You shall be my final stroke. My masterpiece.
Stranger: in bed tho rite ur master
You: Yes. Show me that legendary sea-monster of yours.
Stranger: will u grab on my hang down....and open the doors to my shack we can bring our lemousinse together
You: I'll do better than that. Close your eyes and wait for the surprise.
Stranger: ur so charming give me more pleasure
You: In one practiced motion, I cut of your member with a piano wire.
You: There's blood everywhere. Feel free to scream now.
Stranger: oo oo o i hang u from a chandiler n blow u so hard u pass out
You: When I come too, you're dead.
Stranger: then u fall n i catch u in my sweating arms
You: Which lie there motionless.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:06:37 2010 No.844684

>>844680
You: "Thank's stranger" I say. "Many vices I've committed, but never have I killed during a sexual act".
Stranger: u kill me
You: Now, there's only one depravity left.
You: I flip over your finely toned body.
Stranger: but i dont think i want anything cut off
You: I commence to sodomize your fresh corpse.
You: As I climax, I shout: "That will teach you. That will teach you to read!".
Stranger: i dont understand u poet
You: What was that? The wind perhaps.
You: Well, my work here is complete. Better go home and warm up that typewriter.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:11:37 2010 No.844695

You: Hello. Favorite book?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuckbook
You: I'm afraid I don't know this one.
Stranger: its a new one
You: Does the plot involve phalluses interacting with labia?
Stranger: no it doesnt
You: I see. What does it involve?
Stranger: sex games
You: But sex games thta don't fall under the category of phalluses interating with labia?
You: Phalluses interacting with other parts of human anatomy then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:13:37 2010 No.844700 >>842361 LOL. Omg archive please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:30:37 2010 No.844765 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or switch to video or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:36:37 2010 No.844777 9001 users online

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:39:37 2010 No.844786

Stranger: 17 m sweden
You: Hi!
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: ehm john grisham, don't know what it's called on english
You: Do you know when it came out? Maybe I can find it's name.
You: Why is it your favorite?
Stranger: no idea, because i like that kind of books
You: Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:40:37 2010 No.844788 This just reiterates what lonely people we all are, jeez. We could at least chat with each other.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:42:37 2010 No.844792

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna play on cam with m of 17?
You: Depends
Stranger: of what?
You: What is your favorite book?
You: Also, what would we play?
You: Can we play Risk?
Stranger: no
You: I love Risk.
Stranger: something else..
You: What do you have against Risk?
Stranger: u're f?
You: yes
You: What is your favorite book
You: ?
Stranger: do you wanna play i asked
Stranger: i dont read
You: Then how are you communicating on a text site?
Stranger: msn?
You: I guess the whole not reading thing is why you want to switch to video huh?
You: Have you ever read a book?
Stranger: yes on school a few
Stranger: but i don't like reading
You: Did you like any of them?
You: This is for a class
Stranger: but you like to play, if i'll show something u'll do it too
Stranger: no
You: I am a naughty school girl and I need to get your answer before I play
You: So no books at all?
You: Really?
Stranger: some a little bit
You: Name a book you really like.
Stranger: u dont know, because it dutch
You: Alright you have earned some play time.
You: Ready
You: I'll go first
You: pawn to e4
Stranger: lets msn?
You: your turn
Stranger: you got bad jokes!
Stranger: so horny or not?
You: There is nothiung wrong with the Ruy Lopez opening
You: If you think it is such a joke then try running the Sicilian defense and see what happens.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:42:37 2010 No.844794

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi whats ur fav book
Stranger: um
Stranger: white fang
You: bout the wolfdog?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: h
Stranger: or call of the wild
You: oh i see
You: well, this has gone better than expected
Stranger: yups
Stranger: what about you?
You: good job you get a gold star
Stranger: do i really?
You: oh i like everybook ever
Stranger: can i put it on my forehead?
You: yesh
You: yesh
Stranger: awesome
You: and it has to be visible at all times
Stranger: haha
You: so people can kno how awesome u r
Stranger: okay if i ever meet you youll see it
You: k
You: star, like real big k
Stranger: yeah definitely
You: k now asl
Stranger: 15mls
Stranger: la*
Stranger: you?
You: im older and dif
You: but u r good
You: i bless thee
You: in the name of the father
Stranger: thank you :)
You: and of the son
You: and of the holy ghost
Stranger: haha
You: ah men
You: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: lalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: lalalalla LAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: are you religious?
You: don stop reading
You: no
You: well
You: no
You: but anyway
You: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: LALALALA
You: laaaaaaaaaaa
You: lee daaaaa
You: oooooooooo
You: la la la laaaaaaaaa
You: k bye

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:45:37 2010 No.844800 >>844792 Maybe he would have taken you more seriously if you would have tried the Queen's Gambit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:51:37 2010 No.844822 >>844792 >>844800 Chess is no fun if you just sit there trying to run scenarios you have memorized. Jeez, try a little strategy of your own.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:53:37 2010 No.844827

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: what's your favorite book?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: hard question
You: you must have at least one
Stranger: im going to go with the obvious answer and say harry potter -_-
You: hahaha oh wow
You: I would say my favorite book is catch-22.
Stranger: OH, i wanna take back my answer, north river was better than harry potter
You: by pete hamill?
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: I'm reading about it on amazon right now
You: Sounds interesting
You: Well, bye
Stranger: seeya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:53:37 2010 No.844828 >>844794 Your name is Emily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:54:37 2010 No.844831 >>844828 no but we can still sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:55:37 2010 No.844836 >>844831 I don't care. Your name is Emily now. NOW SUCK MY PENIS YOU "FEMALE"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:56:37 2010 No.844840 >>844836 k but then u has to suck mine

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:57:37 2010 No.844844

>>844822

Any possible combination of opening moves has a name. Even the self destructive ones like (1.a4... 2Ra3...) have names. Plus even when you do know the Opening moves it doesn't mean that you are going to adhere to them. I often open with the intention of Fuy Lopez then transpose into The four knights if the opposition moves in a certain way. Plus, by 7th or 8th move the opening game is typically complete and you have entered the middle game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:58:37 2010 No.844846 >>844844 bro, u wanna go? http://lichess.org/s6sv31

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:59:37 2010 No.844847
File: 77 KB, 498x780, Dubliners_title_page.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You: What`s your favourite book?
Stranger: hmm, twilight :P xx
You: Nice
Stranger: you?cx
You: I enjoyed the life of bree tanner or something, lol
Stranger: haha the new one :) yeah its good :) xx
You: Really good, its like all deep and stuff
Stranger: yeaaa:)x

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 17:59:37 2010 No.844848 >>844844 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! But then, I have never been very good at chess. Still fun though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:01:37 2010 No.844850 >>844840 Ewwww. That's a little gay. We'll just suck balls instead. That's straight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:02:37 2010 No.844854 >>844846 I was ready to go... then you left. What up with that?

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:04:37 2010 No.844857
File: 32 KB, 477x708, Mao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Stranger: 46 m looking for a young girl
You: What`s your favourite book?
Stranger: twilight
You: wow, same here<3
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i`m 14 f btw
Stranger: ooooh niceee
Stranger: lets do stuff
You: ok
You: where do you live?
Stranger: texas
Stranger: you?
You: iowa
Stranger: where in iowa?
You: just meet me at wall-mart, not my home
Stranger: ok what wallmart?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:08:37 2010 No.844870 >>844857 >Stranger: ok what wallmart? The one in Iowa.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:15:37 2010 No.844888

Stranger: hello sexy
You: Hi, What`s your favourite book?
Stranger: erm er well i dunno
Stranger: i kinda like the harry potter books
You: wow
Stranger: and also i really like
Stranger: this one book by some other guy
You: awesome
Stranger: forget his name , think its goncharov
Stranger: thats right its ivan aleksandrovich goncharov
You: Oblomov?
Stranger: yer thats it
Stranger: better than turgnev in my opinion, although fathers and sons was good, almost as good as the final twilight book
You: Are you serious?
Stranger: yer
You: You think fathers and sons is almost as good as twilight?
Stranger: not quite as good, edward cullen is a better developed character than arkady

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:17:37 2010 No.844891

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: What's your favourite book?
Stranger: walk to remember
You: You, I like
Stranger: whts urs?
You: Atlas Shrugged
You: By Vladimir Nabokov
You: It's an avant-garde scientific look at the life of swine.
You: Ever heard of it?
Stranger: nop
You: You should read it sometime
Stranger: i will.
You: After you stop masturbating to your shit nicolas sparks
Stranger: r u russian
You: No, homosexual
You: Why?
Stranger: the writer of tht buk is
You: Nabokov?
Stranger: ya
You: Pretty sure he's from Ethiopia
You: I think you have your facts misconstrued
Stranger: where r u from?
You: R'lyeh
Stranger: is tht a country?
You: City
Stranger: whch country?
You: It's independant...
You: FOR NOW
You: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:18:37 2010 No.844892 File: 16 KB, 320x240, 1274835213136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>844888 Psst. I think you just got trolled.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:19:37 2010 No.844896

You: good afternoon
Stranger: Good afternoon
You: how are you
Stranger: Hm... pretty good today
How are you?
You: i'm fine thanks
You: may i ask you a question?
Stranger: Sure
You: what is your favorite book
Stranger: Hmmmm.... i like Nicholas Sparks stuff, and my friends write books sometimes so i read those

How about you?
You: i just read magazines
You: thanks for your time!
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:24:37 2010 No.844909

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 16 f hawaii u???
You: 27mLA
Stranger: awewsome
You: I have a loaded gun trained on a baby kitten. It's life depends on the way you answer the following question:
Stranger: is it nice there
Stranger: ok wat is it
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: idk
You: *cocks gun
Stranger: the janet evanovich books i guess
Stranger: y???
Stranger: y would u wanna know that i mean really
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with u
You: Okay
Stranger: r u a psychopath or something
You: The kitten lives
Stranger: ok y
You: THIS time
Stranger: what u talking about
Stranger: y did u wanna know my fav book
You: Just remember. Reading is important
Stranger: ok
You: if you don't read, then someone will kill a kiten
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:25:37 2010 No.844910

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: transexual canguru
You: australia therefore
You: sub shaarien australia
You: my dad's from the moon
Stranger: cool!
You: i guess
You: whats your favourite book?
Stranger: pants on fire yours?
You: twillight
Stranger: cool! i dont really like twilight anymore just because so creepo bit me
You: someone bit you?
Stranger: yeah they thought they were a vampire
You: Maybe they were...
Stranger: no because im not a vampire now
You: beware my love, beware of the children of the night

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:25:37 2010 No.844912

You: Hello strange person, what is your favorite book?
Stranger: Strange person I dont have a favorite book. I do have a favorite author though. Ceclia Ahern.
You: An interesting response. What books do you particularly enjoy then?
Stranger: um mostly murder/mystery books. but she writes love storys mostly and those are the only ones i will read r the ones by her. other than that. murder/mystery
You: Fascinating
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:27:37 2010 No.844921 Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: asl You: What is your favorite book? Stranger: twilight You: ok :-/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:29:37 2010 No.844928 >>844909 I think you really made a difference in her life.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:34:37 2010 No.844948

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i love u
You: no u
Stranger: no me what
You: no u me
You: get it?
Stranger: no
You: neither do i
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m/f
You: some of both
You: whats your favourite book?
Stranger: what is this book you speak of
Stranger: lol
You: what is your favourite book?
Stranger: i dont fucking read books you looser

I was left in tears...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:41:37 2010 No.844966 >>844948 >I don't read fucking books. Why would you be left in tears? The man doesn't read erotic novels; is that so wrong?

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:41:37 2010 No.844968

Stranger: i dropped my pencil
You: ok
You: What`s your favourite book
You: ?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: private-serie by kate brian
Stranger: yours?
You: did i just talk to you?
Stranger: no why?
You: same answer twice
You: never heard of the series
Stranger: wow scary!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it's good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:44:37 2010 No.844971 3 "i don't read" 3 "twilight :D!" 1 "Pride and Prejudice

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:46:37 2010 No.844978

You: What`s your favourite book
Stranger: foundation
Stranger: the series
Stranger: and yours?
You: War and Peace
Stranger: ok
You: by Ayn rand
Stranger: no.. its by leo tolstoy..
Stranger: Ayn rand wrote fountain head..
You: ah, mixed them
Stranger: tolstoy wrote war and perace
You: have you read them?
Stranger: fountainhead... yes...
Stranger: in fact i ve read all the books by Ayn Rand..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:53:37 2010 No.844996 Stranger: Fuck me? ;]! You: whats your favorite b00k Stranger: Uhmmm......prolly Well I dont read! xD You: LoL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:56:37 2010 No.845009 They said: skeleton key by anthony harowitz

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:59:37 2010 No.845017 >Go on omegle to do the favorite book thing >End up talking to really interesting girl for thirty minutes >She mentions she's a virgin >You mention you've had sex with seven women >She disconnects immediately

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 18:59:37 2010 No.845018

I got an omegle lady to talk about Dostoyevski. She reasoned well about how well she liked him (and no, there was none of the 'oh it is so psychological' spiel). Also, she liked Ayn Rand and she didn't like the current president of the united states.
i cut her short with a cyber-axe and she didn't find that sweet or funny and left before i could also cyber-kill her imaginary righteous sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:02:37 2010 No.845024 >>845017 lol dumbass. should have just asked for contact info, not exchange sexual information.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:08:37 2010 No.845053 >>845018 also, that made be feel that I am not a trembling beast. It made me feel that I do matter, that I have a right! thank you, op. >>845017 I spotted an oxymoron.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:08:37 2010 No.845057

Stranger: do you like porn?
You: funny, I was about to ask YOU a question.
You: but to answer yours, yes
Stranger: :D awesome.
Stranger: ok, shoot.
You: what's your favorite book?
Stranger: hmm, tough call. I'd have to say either The picture of Dorian Gray
Stranger: or Existentialism: from Dostoevsky to Sartre
You: Sasha, is that you?
Stranger: OMG WTF? xD
Stranger: HOW?
You: I've read a bit about you. I have to say, I am humbled to be in your presence.
Stranger: now, now, no need for that. but thanks! <3
You: So, what's someone like you doing chatting up strangers on Omegle?
Stranger: I'm fucking bored man! I'm shooting a movie in Inglewood, there's nothing to do here. -_-
You: I'm sorry to hear that. Hey, there's something I've always wanted to ask you. It's about your porn name.
Stranger: sure. go right ahead.
You: Well, the last part of the name references Dorian Gray, right?
Stranger: Yes! :D
You: I see. Did you realize you spelled the name wrong, you fucking dumb cunt? You should fucking die in a car fire.
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:11:37 2010 No.845065 >>845057 >implying that actually happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:12:37 2010 No.845071 >>845053 Oxymoron: interesting girl Was that it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:13:37 2010 No.845073 >>845024 She sent me a picture, and she wasn't too attractive. Plus she lived across the country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:14:37 2010 No.845079 >>845057 >Implying you could resist the urge to tell her how much you love her and how you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:14:37 2010 No.845081 >>845065 I guess it could've been someone from /lit/ imitating her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:26:37 2010 No.845117 File: 15 KB, 297x473, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we talked about all kinds of different things, books never came up

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 19:49:37 2010 No.845209

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiii
You: Howdy
You: Lets start things off fun
Stranger: m/f
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: walk to remember
You: Nicholas sparks?
Stranger: ya
You: Let me ask you this
Stranger: kk
You: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: no..........
You: Well when you have a boyfriend
You: don't take him to those fucking movies
You: they are horrible
Stranger: me a boy.....
You: And if he DOES come to them with you owe him 3 Blow jobs
You: If a Nicholas Sparks book is your favorite then it is all still aplicable
You: even if you are a male
Stranger: i need agirl frend
You: Sorry dude. If you have read A walk to remember, I have some bad news for you
You: You are gay.
You: There is nothing wrong with it
Stranger: oh really
You: but the sooner you become comfortable with it the sooner you will be happy
Stranger: fuck off.....u asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 20:27:37 2010 No.845338

You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: Not much... whats your favourite book?
Stranger: hmm, the natural, or the great gatsby
You: Cool beans, I've never read either of those 2 though
Stranger: american classics
You: I would say The Prince
Stranger: whats that
You: some Italian Guy wrote it, pretty good

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Jun 28 22:27:37 2010 No.845930

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm doing well
You: you?
Stranger: the same
Stranger: asl please?
You: first...what's your favorite book?
Stranger: wtf? lol
Stranger: I like the old man in the sea I guess
You: it's important
Stranger: A lot really
Stranger: can't decide
You: i see...
You: why do you like it?
Stranger: wtf? lol

...disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 02:23:37 2010 No.846907 Stranger: hey You: wait wait wait wai Stranger: asl? You: whats ur favorite book? You: 21/f/ca Stranger: the shining Stranger: im 15 m alaska, what do you want to chat about? You: nothing You: i have a schlong btw You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 02:49:37 2010 No.846999 You: hi Stranger: Hi You: what's your favourite book? Stranger: Davincy code You: thanks for destroying what little faith in humanity I had left

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 04:48:37 2010 No.847353 >>842195 >>842216 >>842219 >>842229 >>842247 >>842249 >>842273 These are amazing. Oh god I lold

Anonymous Tue Jun 29 05:04:37 2010 No.847390

You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Uh wicked
Stranger: U a guy or girl
You: I already see this is going nowhere.
Stranger: No I'm wonderinh
You: You are a moron.
Stranger: What
Stranger: Why
Stranger: I like to know the gender I am speaking to
You: Go back to school and learn some proper fucking grammar you pig.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 05:07:37 2010 No.847394 I am quickly losing faith in humanity...

Anonymous Tue Jun 29 05:23:37 2010 No.847435

Stranger: I've wondered what it would be like if somebody fell in love with you on Omegle and you disconnected, never knowing. And they're just searching for you but you won't ever know.
You: nice pondering
You: but
You: good sir
You: i got a question to ask
Stranger: ?
You: what's your favorite book?
Stranger: I don't know. I don't have a single favorite for anything.
You: have you read a book?
You: ever?
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: Plenty
You: one you specially liked?
Stranger: Most of them
You: last one you read perhaps?
Stranger: Hrmm
Stranger: That would be
Stranger: Ptolemy's Gate
Stranger: By Jonathan Stroud
You: have not heard that one before
You: thank you sir (:

Anonymous Tue Jun 29 05:32:37 2010 No.847462

You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: well..
Stranger: :(
Stranger: how about Cinderella?..
You: Ok...
You: You didn't say Twilight, and that is a start.
Stranger: oh....
Stranger: I love him..
You: OH GOD NO
Stranger: ..
Stranger: y?
You: Twilight is not a real book.
You: It is fancy toilet paper.
Stranger: but Edward..
You: Edward is abusive honey.
You: He is overly controlling of Bella
Stranger: no!!
Stranger: :(
You: I would not be surprised if he beat her behind closed doors
Stranger: ..
You: Don't ever date a man like Edward.
You: He will beat you. Beat your children.
Stranger: I do not understand!
You: Edward tries to control Bella. That is not love, that is abuse.
You: He tries to forbid her to see her friends.
Stranger: stop..
You: Read something worthwhile and intelligent. 1984 and Catch 22 is a start.

Anonymous Tue Jun 29 05:38:37 2010 No.847480

>>842358

I lol'd hard

>>842378

Perfume is basically a psychopath/sociopath that has incredibly great use of his olfactory abilities, learns how to make perfume, can make really orgasmic perfume, then decides to make virgin pussy perfume. Basically. The movie was great. Youtube the trailer.

Anonymous Tue Jun 29 05:46:37 2010 No.847499

You: Hi
Stranger: hey whats upp :)
You: What's your favourite book?
Stranger: instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see, I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet every 6th weekend for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but that was all. If you want to see some pics of me, and leanr a little about me, please go to my blog lovelexa2.tumblr.com.. I also have sexier pics(but obviously not in public view), go to my dating site profile and leave me a message, then I can give you my IM to talk :)
Stranger: so maybe talk to you later.. byee.
Well.

Anonymous Tue Jun 29 05:48:37 2010 No.847505

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiya, (
You: hi
Stranger: (:*
You: what's your favorite book?
Stranger: Hm, I dont know I have alot. I like to read. whats yours?(
You: Mishima's Confessions of a Mask
You: So, you don't have a favorite book?
Stranger: I have many, but I can choice.
Stranger: Choose*
You: Then choose.
Stranger: cant*
You: You're putting me to sleep
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 05:50:37 2010 No.847510 Stranger: hey You: Hey You: What's your favourite book? Stranger: Harry Potter series You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 06:11:37 2010 No.847549 Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 27/m/cali Stranger: sexy You: you have a favorite book? Stranger: yes Stranger: dear john by nicholas sparks Stranger: u? You: Shards of Honor by Bujold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 06:18:37 2010 No.847559 Why is it that everytime I wanna try something like this, I just end up finding a nice person and talking to them about nothings? I guess I'm just more social than you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 06:37:37 2010 No.847607 I am loving this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 06:41:37 2010 No.847619 I just had a 20 minute conversation with a hindu guy about some book called "do you really want it" by "sri raman or john sumthin" and he was citing passages in hindu but couldn't find what book it was or the author. I'm thoroughly confused right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 07:33:37 2010 No.847725 Stranger: Knock Knock. You: Who's there? Stranger: Nobody. You: Ok nobody You: what the fuck is your favourite book? Stranger: The bible. You: That's a collection of books you piece of shit You: I asked for one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:26:37 2010 No.848412 >>847725 lol'd hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 15:38:37 2010 No.848841 You: Hiya Stranger: Hey Stranger: Got any fetishes? You: Books You: What's your favorite one? Stranger: The Great Gatsby, easily. You: Well sir, I am stunned You: Thank you kindly Stranger: Good for you, stranger. Stranger: You're welcome.

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/lit/ - Literature