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Summarize Christianity in one sentence.

>> No.8368813

currently gay, used to be pretty cool

>> No.8368815

>>8368805
love, laugh, live.

>> No.8368818

Misguided, but a nice thought.

>> No.8368820

please don't stop the music by Rihanna

>> No.8368825

>>8368820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJ9tx_zk4A

>> No.8368844

>>8368820
>>8368825
?

>> No.8368911

>>8368805
Real eyes realize real lies.

>> No.8368920

>>8368911
100
stay woke

>> No.8368925

>>8368805
Mythology on par with Nordic paganism and the Greek/Roman pantheon.

>> No.8368935

>>8368805
Fanfiction which is not as good as the original material.

>> No.8368940
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>>8368813

>> No.8368959

You will have no law under sin, but only faith.

>> No.8368964
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>>8368815

>> No.8368986

>>8368959
>You will have no law under sin

what

>> No.8369007

>>8368805
in the original Aramaic there is no punctuation, so the Bible is """technically""" one gigantic run-on sentence

>> No.8369031

>>8368805
Jewish fanctition with a better MC but annoying sidekicks.

>> No.8369032

It's a meme, you dip.

>> No.8369103

love is stronger than death

>> No.8369182

Protestantism ruined everything.

>> No.8369217

>>8368805
True individualism and a sense of duty.

>> No.8369224

>>8369182
Not really, it took the faith away from the gangsters of the Pope

>> No.8369230

>>8369224
>, destroying centuries of relative doctrinal purity and reducing a once proud spiritual and intellectual tradition into the "Im a Christian" fundamentalism of today.

Finished that for you

>> No.8369232

>>>/his/

>> No.8369242

>>8368805
God sacrifices himself to himself to save humanity from his own judgment

>> No.8369317

>>8369242
Sorry, you must've dropped this fedora.

>> No.8369318
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>>8368911
For dry, red eyes use Clear eyes (clear eyes being philosophy and fedoras in this metaphor)

>> No.8369325

>>8368805
Obey arbitrary rules that form some semblance of a morality.

>> No.8369346

>>8368805

Useless, misleading, dangerous, needs to be intellectually dragged out of human conscious even it goes out kicking, screaming, and complaining, just like all other religion.

>> No.8369349

>>8368805
>"Christianity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ."

>> No.8369363

>>8368805
Better than Islam, worse than Tao

>> No.8369385

>>8368805

Evil God jealously tortures and cripples himself, elevating then sacrificing humble and benevolent magician.

>> No.8369409

all these fedoras

without god's existence there are no objective moral values and also no point in being a good person

>> No.8369421
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>>8368805
the dhamma is better

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>>8368805
Humans suck but Jesus loves us anyways, we just gotta bend the knee to daddy and all will be fine.

>> No.8369440

>>8369409
>morals are objective
whew there, looks like you need to read ALOT more philosophy

>> No.8369445

>>8369409
>without god's existence there are no objective moral values and also no point in being a good person

Welcome to reality.

>> No.8369446

>>8368815
Maybe pseudo protestantism that is in upper middle suburbs in the U.S but no

>>8368911
to an extent

>>8368925
On what measurement?

>>8368935
If youre referencing Stoic aphorisms then i agree

>>8369217
You must be fucking retarded

>>8369325
T. entry level atheist

>>8369346
The reason you have internet and human rights and live in a generally post scarcity country if not suburb is because of Christian institutions in Europe that commissioned innovation and later imperialism fuckwit

>>8369349
/thread

>>8369363
you're retarded kys

>> No.8369452

>>8368805
He said she said

>> No.8369457
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8369457

>tfw Putin will revive Byzantium

>> No.8369460

>>8369446
>le enlightment happened because of Christianity

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>>8369457
And then East and West will reunite at the Third Council of Nicaea, and Protestants will be completely blown the fuck out.

>> No.8369469

>>8369440
if you generalize society, they are

do you know anyone who thinks raping, robbing, killing is right? maybe i misused the term "moral values", but right or wrong is objective in our society, and the first time we saw it was in the bible

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8369474

>Be born again Christian
>BTFO by republicans and idiots
>spend some time soul searching
>do the Buddhist thing for a while
>Realize that the Noble Eightfold Path lead me back to Christ
>Embrace holy Eastern Orthodoxy
>Roman Catholics BTFO

At least I didn't end up an Episcopalian cuck.

>> No.8369477

>>8369474
>>Realize that the Noble Eightfold Path lead me back to Christ
I need an explaination

>> No.8369480

>>8369463

Bart and Francis are legit cool guys.

>> No.8369483

>>8369409
The point of being a good person is to score points with the people who see you do good. The idea being that you gain their trust and favor, ultimately resulting in tangible benefits.

It's not a bad system really. It more or less functions.

>> No.8369487

>>8369469
Rape isn't a big deal in the bible.

Robbing from your own and killing without reason were universaly considered bad long before the bible.

>> No.8369494

>>8369474

I can't. I'm too drunk atm.

>> No.8369506

>>8368805
Gnosticism through a Jewish lense

>> No.8369604

Dream stuff and slave morality.

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>>8368805
>I am not a Catholic; but I consider the Christian idea, which has its roots in Greek thought and in the course of the centuries has nourished all of our European civilization, as something that one cannot renounce without becoming degraded.

>> No.8369631

>>8369460
Yes, the circumstances for enlightenment were heavily founded upon preexisting factors which were dominated by Christian built institutions you fucking retard. I'm atheistic but I'm not going to impose my worldview childishly as per my religious view like an untrained downy shitting everywhere because his caretaker forgot to apply his nappy the morning

kill yourself you shithead

>> No.8369632

>>8369242
Yes, because that is justice.
>>8369440
Yes, they are.
>>8369483
Pragmaticism is terrible.

>> No.8369634

Worshiping a dead kike on a stick.

>> No.8369655

>>8368805
joke's on you

>> No.8369662

Imagine where whites would be if they were never taught to worship a Jew who told them to turn the other cheek, it would be hover boards and time machines by now.

>> No.8369675

>>8369631
So how comes that these factors did barely affect progress and did more harm to human rights in the centuries Christianity dominated Europe? How comes that very similar Shia Islam didn't lead to human rights in the near east?

>> No.8369676

>>8369662
Turning the other cheek doesn't mean being a little bitch. It means not letting shit get to you. Jesus told his followers to arm themselves and do remember Jesus did in fact flip tables, beat merchants with a whip, and chase them out of a temple.

Without Christianity, we would probably be Sweden except 50 years behind in technological progress.

>> No.8369683

>>8368805
jesus is lord

>> No.8369686

youre not allowed in

>> No.8369689

>>8369483
What are you, a robot?

>> No.8369698

The omnipotent creator turned himself into his own son so that he could suffer for us, and forgive all of our sins, because man is born with sin.

t. atheist

>> No.8369711

>>8369446
>On what measurement?

What do you mean?

I said Christianity is mythology, analogous to dead religions.

Need I remind you that there once was a time when hundreds of thousands of people literally believe Zeus was real and an actual God?

I think the same is true of Yahweh, and I think humans in 2000 years will look back at Christianity the same way we look at the Hellenics.

>> No.8369712

>>8369698
>because man is born with sin

fuck outta here, augustine

>> No.8369739

This thread is so bad.

>> No.8369740

>>8369712
You knew a thing, great job ;^)

>> No.8369748

>>8369711
>Need I remind you that there once was a time when hundreds of thousands of people literally believe Zeus was real and an actual God?

It wasn't quite that simple.
You should read history more.

>> No.8369756

>>8369748
>It wasn't quite that simple.

Sure it was. But I know it hurts your feelings entertaining that possibility that your current iteration of the sky god is just a cultural construct, just like their religion were.

>> No.8369786

>tfw spooky occultists run the world
>tfw Christianity has been subverted, infiltrated, tyrannized, scapegoated, denigrated, lampooned, marginalized, perverted, and discredited throughout history practically since the moment it began

Christianity is dangerous and needs to go

>> No.8369787

>>8369786
*tips fedora*

>> No.8369789

Jew-worshipping anti-semites.

>> No.8369871

>>8368805
LOVE.

>> No.8369993

>>8369740
thanks bro i really needed this im havign a difficult time of the live right now and it really cheered me up :)

>> No.8369994

>>8369712
fuck outta here, pelagius

>> No.8370000

An excuse for assholes to justify crap and get money

>> No.8370002

something something symbolic death drive.

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>>8368805

Ressentiment.

>> No.8370020

Give no thought for the morrow, and follow Christ.

>> No.8370036

>>8368805
"don't worry guys the messianic age is gonna come soon promise"

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>>8368805
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.8370067

>>8368805

Just a thought but I realized just how fucking progressive Jesus was. Literally every miracle he performed broke Jewish law.

The "Ye without sin..." parable was fucking major. He didn't just save the life on one woman. Back then, roman law stated that occupied states could practice their laws freely but they could not perform capital punishment. Only the roman state had authority over life and death. If those faggots had stoned that woman, they would have had Roman soldiers swarming that town by morning and the Romans would have surely killed those guys and anyone else they felt like. Jesus str8 shitted all over the organised religion of his time.

The world will come around again I think. Jesus like when the racists switched from dem to repub, I think Christians will switch from red to blue.
The spirit of Christianity is progressive.

>> No.8370082

>>8370067
And then Paul, Levicunt and other retards happened.

>> No.8370100

>chickened out of going to Church for the first time in over a decade today because I know it'll just be full of old women

Might send the vicar an email and see if it is full of old people desu

>> No.8370103

Don't matter who are you, you'll never be happy))))

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>>8368805
There are better religions out there.

>> No.8370107

>>8370106
My cat is currently looking at that picture on my monitor and sniffing lel

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>>8369474
>Roman Catholics BTFO
How and when please ?
Schismatics are BTFO since they exist.

>> No.8370134

>>8368959
Pretty good.

>> No.8370141

Jesus overrides every rule, even the Ten Commandments.

>> No.8370142

>>8370106
""""better"""" is not word you should use when comparing religions

>> No.8370144

>>8369242
Okay hitch.

>> No.8370145

capitalist driven nonsense where everything is symbolic

>> No.8370147

Worlds greatest affair.

>> No.8370157

>>8370147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5kApbAjhug

>> No.8370159

>>8370147
This is what happens when you forget which one is the cum rag and which is the period rag.

>> No.8370274

>>8369446
>It's an autist replies to more than 2 posts episode.
>It's an autist takes meming at face value episode.

>> No.8370314

>>8368805
Currently pussies, kinda always were but not as bad as now

>> No.8370330

>>8368805
love your enemy

and dont be such a fag, dude

>> No.8370343

I'm white now.

>> No.8370350

Maybe I'll order just one more deus ex machina... Make it two.

>> No.8370473

>>8368805
I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end.

>> No.8370505

Daddy Issues: The Religion

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>>8368805

> Because i live; you shall live also

>> No.8370766

People of the world IS TIME TO STOP, okay, no more religions, no more, where are you parent? Oh is true, im your parent.

>> No.8370808

". ." #christianityinonesentence

>> No.8370823

*tips fedora*

>> No.8370833

>>8369469
>the first time we saw it was in the bible

Do you honestly believe the Bible was the first moral guide humanity ever devised? Woah

The golden rule in its different enunciations is a lot older than Christianism. It's quite intuitive to be honest.

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8370843

le devil big bad, le defeat devil and win good, wen dead you feels gud.

>> No.8370875

>>8370843
=the golden child' starring murphy eddie. Good one btw

>> No.8370922

My mom called the police this morning because she saw "a 'Muslim' man with a backpack" at church

>> No.8370956

Is this a literature board?

Doesnt seem like it judging by these comments.