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> ITT: We summarize the plot of a book with the formula "wtf i hate x now"

wtf i hate atheism now

>> No.8342058

wtf i hate op now

>> No.8342138

wtf i hate collectivism now!

>> No.8342139

wtf i hate whales now!

>> No.8342146

wtf I hate entertainment now

>> No.8342153

wtf I hate anal and vaginal rape now!

>> No.8342165
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8342165

wtf I hate being nice now

>> No.8342166

wtf i hate metaphysics, stoicism, atheism, realism, scientism, theism, epistemology, ethics, aesthetics, logic and Christianity now

>> No.8342182

>>8342058
The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters
>>8342138
Atlas Shrugged
>>8342139
Moby Dick
>>8342146
Enchiridion
>>8342153
The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters
>>8342165
David Copperfield
>>8342166
Ecce homo

>> No.8342186
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8342186

wtf I hate competiton now

>> No.8342190

>>8342165
>>8342182
Dickens yes, but no it is A Tale of Two Cities, never read Copperfield but I'm quite sure there isnt an angry french mob illustration in it

>> No.8342199
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8342199

wtf I hate jews now

>> No.8342203

WTF I hate utilitarianism now!

>> No.8342211

>>8342199
pretty sure it's in the new testament that 'everyone hates jews' sentiment arose

Heck you even feel kinda bad for the jews at times in the old testament

>> No.8342214

WTF I hate liberals now

>> No.8342218
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8342218

wtf I don't hate now

>> No.8342220

>>8342211
The OT is LITERALLY just the tale of how the jews turned further and further way away from God and degenerated further and further into malice, greed, superstition and idolatry.

>> No.8342247

>>8342220
That may be true for a few select books yes, but overall the OT is about the Jews being God's chosen people. (Also the OT is literally the 5 books, their religious text).

Hate for them in the bible is from the NT where Jesus is conspired against and then killed by the Jewish mob and religious leaders who condemns him over some child killer or something

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8342256

wtf I hate myself now

>> No.8342259

>>8342247
No, the TORAH is the five texts, they also deemphasize every part of it except really Exodus and the law books in their actual religion, which in turn largely derives from the Talmud.

Most of the rest of it is the tale of the evils of the jews and the entire thing ends with the prophecy of their doom and the necessity of Christ.

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>>8342259
>getting this upset with some rando on /lit/
never change /lit/

>> No.8342275

>>8342259
Maybe for you you get some sort of hatred for jews from the OT all I'm saying is that in GENERAL from the bible hate for the jews is from their betrayal of christ in the NT

>> No.8342281

>>8342270
HE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8342275
The entire Bible is antisemitic to be quite honest and justifiably so.

>> No.8342282

>>8342211
https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/12/1275265_fwd-press-media-inquiries-re-the-real-world-order-is-the-jew.html
Still feel bad for them?

>> No.8342287

>>8342048
wtf I hate books of chivalry now

>> No.8342288

>>8342281
>The entire bible is antisemitic to be quite honest and justifiably so.
What makes you say that?

>> No.8342290

>>8342282
wtf I hate sanity now

>> No.8342296

>>8342290
Does your response imply that the link provided is pure drivel or that it's frightening to learn about how the Jews see the "Goyim"?

>> No.8342297

>>8342288
Because the jews spite and have always spited God as the good book tells us.

>> No.8342301

>>8342287
heh for me after that I wanted to see what some of these books were like

>> No.8342304

>>8342297
Agreed. The Jews are truly the incarnate of the antichrist. God bless lad.

>> No.8342306

mu sucks stop gentrifying this board with your trash

>> No.8342308

>>8342304
It's odd how deemphasized this is. Even SOLOMON worshiped foreign gods!

>> No.8342309
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8342309

Love how this fun quirky light thread somehow became a jew hate thread

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8342311

wtf I hate strikes now

>> No.8342313

wtf I hate corn now

>> No.8342317

wtf i hate sex with adults now

>> No.8342319

>>8342308
I haven't read the bible in its entirety so excuse my ignorance, but what are you trying to say?

>> No.8342322

>>8342287
Don Quijote, right?
I don't think that was the point though. The priest had it (sort of) right in the beginning when they were burning books and he decided to spare some: they are art nevertheless. There certainly would be no Don Quijote without chivalric romances, and not just because of the subject of the book, but the way of story telling itself. And if you look at things like Parzival by Wolfram von Eschenbach, I think it certainly has great literary, cultural, and even political value, if you take it as fiction.
I honestly came out of Don Quijote hating nothing.

>> No.8342324

>>8342247
>>8342259
>>8342275
>>8342282
>>8342296
>>8342297
>>8342304
wtf i hate jews now

>> No.8342328

>>8342319
Solomon's tale is about how slick and cool and how neato solomon was to come up with this rad idea to give some lady feuding with her bitch neighbor a heart attack

>> No.8342329

>>8342319
How interfaith dialogue has actively undermined correct theology in the vast majority of denominations and how the significance of the jewish people is undercommunicated or twisted to fit a humanist, interfaith perspective.

>> No.8342331

>>8342324
wtf I hate (You)s now

>> No.8342332
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8342332

wtf I hate Satan now

>> No.8342342
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8342342

>>8342317
>mfw Vladimir Nabokov is alive and well and in this thread

>> No.8342344

>>8342301
>>8342322
>I honestly came out of Don Quijote hating nothing.
So did I, but I thought it'd be a funny reference. Saying it like I took the priest's original words to heart, before he met the cleric around the end of part one. I too read some books of chivalry after finishing Don Quixote, and I actually quite enjoyed them.

>> No.8342346

>>8342331
I'm not even shilling, only two of those replies are mine. I shared the link & referred to the Jews as the embodiment of the antichrist.

>> No.8342350

>>8342218
kek

>> No.8342355
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8342355

wtf I hate super states now

>> No.8342356

>>8342344
Out of interest, what did you think of the style of Don Quijote while reading it?
I came into it having read a decent amount of arthurian romances, and I felt like that allowed me to appreciate the ironic way in which he emulates the kind of style. I'm always kind of hesitant to recommend Don Quijote on it's own for that reason.

>> No.8342358

>>8342344
One of my favorite moments in any novel is the giant cluster-fuck that becomes the inn in the second half of part 1.

Might as well have called the chapters 'The biggest coincidences ever'.

>> No.8342363

>>8342358
I'm pretty sure that's part of his ironic take on medieval romances too though.

>> No.8342366

>>8342331
One of the most clever responses I've ever seen. 10/10

>> No.8342386

>>8342356
As someone who has never read any books concerning chivalry before reading Don Quixote for the first time I can tell you that the subtle irony that is present throughout the book is completely lost on anyone who is not familiar with the subject matter. The book is so much funnier if the reader is familiar with the themes of the book beforehand. I think you're doing a good thing by not recommending Don Quixote for that very reason.
>>8342358
>>8342363
>I'm pretty sure that's part of his ironic take on medieval romances too though.
This. Those chapters are easily the best chapters of part one in my opinion. I also love how Cervantes kept inserting himself into the story during the captive's tale.

>> No.8342387

wtf i hate materialism now

>> No.8342396
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8342396

>>8342387
?

>> No.8342409

wtf i hate mescaline now

>> No.8342425

wtf I hate women now

>> No.8342432

>>8342396
American Psycho, actually.

>> No.8342481

wtf i hate ducks now!

>> No.8342486
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8342486

>>8342409

>> No.8342491

>>8342199
wtf
I hate foreskins now

>> No.8342498

wtf i don't capital H-hate now

>> No.8342501
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8342501

wtf i hate words now

>> No.8342503
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8342503

wtf i hate adult dicks now

>> No.8342517

>>8342503
>Alisa Nutting
>Book is undoubtedly about sex

The cliche really can reach the stars.

>> No.8342536

>>8342517

cliche keeps the normie books going, lad. But this was kinda fun to read.

>> No.8342573

wtf i hate napoleon now

>> No.8342582

wtf i hate government now

>> No.8342787
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8342787

wtf i love shakespeare now.

>> No.8342876

wtf i hate the english east coast now

>> No.8342932
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8342932

wtf I hate language now

>> No.8342957
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8342957

wtf

>> No.8343377

>>8342153
2666?

>> No.8344184

wtf I hate madeleines now

>> No.8344191

>>8342486
Close but it was Huxley's Doors of Perception.

>> No.8344249

wtf i hate wells now

>> No.8344282
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8344282

wtf i hate empiricism now

>> No.8344299

>>8342256
I like this post

>> No.8344321
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8344321

wtf i hate cancer now

>> No.8344493

wtf i hate spooks now

>> No.8344545

>>8342146
Infinite jest

>> No.8344551

>>8342153
120 days of Sodom. Or you might love it after the book, depends on the person.

>> No.8344556

>>8342214
The fountainhead

>> No.8344569
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8344569

wtf i hate hospitals now

>> No.8344573

>>8342311
Sometimes a great notion

>> No.8344578

>>8342313
The soft machine

>> No.8344581
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8344581

>>8344569
wtf I hate hospitals now too

>> No.8344599

>>8344191
That was my guess but I'm pretty sure it made most love mescalin

>> No.8344615

>>8342322
I think the first book is just straight up farce. The second book is where Cervantes gets philosophical, and what it's remembered for. At least in my reading.

>> No.8344618

>>8342876
To the lighthouse

>> No.8344740
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8344740

>>8344493

>> No.8344790

>>8344282

wtf i hate pure reason now

>> No.8345079

>>8342259
(((citation needed)))

>> No.8345224

>>8344321
:)

>> No.8345235

>>8344790 outstanding

>> No.8345251
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8345251

wtf i hate being down and out in paris and london now

>> No.8345453

>>8342311
haha.

>> No.8345457

>>8342256
underrated post

>> No.8345503
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8345503

wtf do i hate now

>> No.8345619

>>8344599
Ah in that case your first guess was valid. I thought everyone was being ironic here.

>> No.8345623

wtf i hate apples now

>> No.8345913

>>8345503
Fucking kek

>> No.8345941

wtf i hate rocket science now

>> No.8346041

wtf i love big brother now

>> No.8346054

Wtf I hate reincarnation now

>> No.8346068

wtf i hate blinds now

>> No.8346138

>>8342048
wtf I hate
I should come next day.

>> No.8346155
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8346155

FUCK YOU DADDY!!!!1!!!!!1!!!

>> No.8346156
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8346156

wtf i feel nothing now

>> No.8346269
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8346269

wtf I hate the land now

>> No.8346279

wtf i hate preconceived notions and christianity now!

>> No.8346405

>>8346269
actually just finished this last week, pretty good read. I love older fiction, the prose just seems so much more powerful and the vocabulary more diverse

>> No.8346448
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8346448

wtf I hate America now

>> No.8346522

>>8342313
The Gallic Wars

>> No.8346540

>>8342313
Commentaries on the Gallic War

>> No.8346543

>>8346448
That's child's play though. Read this: http://readsettlers.org/

>> No.8346786

Wtf i love dublin now

>> No.8347345

wtf i hate indians now

>> No.8347351

wtf I hate child abuse now

>> No.8347362

>>8347351
Did you mean "wtf I love little girls now" ?

>> No.8347363

>>8347362
No.

>> No.8347366

wtf I hate Marcus Antonius now

>> No.8347390

>>8342048
Can you give a summary of the story????

>> No.8347392

>>8347390
Can you read wikipedia?

>> No.8347410

>>8347392
Yes, lazy though.

>> No.8347411

>>8342048
wtf i hate sharks now.

>> No.8347427

>>8342048
Wtf i hate cripples now

>> No.8347436
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8347436

>>8347427

>> No.8347524

wtf I hate nothingness now

>> No.8347531

wtf I hate women and men now

>> No.8347638

>>8347351
'Selfish, little'?

:-)

>> No.8347710

Wtf I hate totalitarism now

>> No.8347716

wtf I hate a misquoted straw man version of Hegel now

>> No.8347724

wtf i hate spartans now
>>8346405
did u read the frozen sphinx

>> No.8347735

>>8345941
hollow world
>>8346041
?mac beth?
>>8346068
ensayo sobre la ceguera
>>8346279
thus spoke zara '' the man on land'' thustra
>>8346786
JJ
>>8347710
fahrengay 351 or brnewworld or 19888
>>8347531
Shoppy?

>> No.8347739

wtf i hate Mephisto now

>> No.8347748

Wtf I hate God now

>> No.8347935

>>8347739
Faust

>> No.8347947

>>8347735
>Shoppy?
Mcelroy

>> No.8347967

wtf i hate waves now

>> No.8347972

wtf I hate category theory now

>> No.8347976

>>8342256
>>8342218
tip top kek

>> No.8348013

>>8347724
nah what's that

>> No.8348024

>>8348013
book

>> No.8348037
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>>8348024

>> No.8348059

>>8342282
That link is pretty laughable. I can post links to sites that that "prove" the same for any race or religion. The Jews run the world is just the oldest of these memes.

>> No.8348073

wtf I hate hippopotamuses now.

>> No.8348074

>>8344282
>thinking Kant hates empiricism
I don't blame you for not reading the book, but could you not even be bothered to read its title?

>> No.8348102

Wtf i h
a
t e[1]
Gimmicks
N
O
W

[1] I'm so crazy random lol [2]
[2]__________________________

>> No.8348108

>>8344615
La pastora Marcela está en la primera parte.

>Cervantes btfo'd neets before they were neets

>> No.8348123

>>8348037
Sorry my fault
An Antarctic Mystery (French: Le Sphinx des glaces, The Sphinx of the Ice Fields) Verne
I don't know how you change the name in a translation so much

>> No.8348132

wtf i hate balls, bells and bulls now

>> No.8348165

wtf i hate mt everest now

>> No.8348168

wtf i hate tennis now

>> No.8348387
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8348387

wtf i hate the ineffability of the human experience now

>> No.8348396
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8348396

>>8342048
wtf i hate women now

>> No.8348417

wtf i hate that
H O U S E
now

>> No.8348423

wtf I hate dostoevsky's cheap sensationalism now

>> No.8348428

>>8348417
House MD novilization

>> No.8348435

>>8348396
it's probably more ''wtf i hate cripples now'' desu

>> No.8348436
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8348436

wtf i hate democracy now

>> No.8348458

Wtf I hate poor people now

>> No.8348462

>>8348396
wtf i hate life without the university now

>> No.8348475

Wtf I hate degeneracy now

>> No.8348515

Wtf I hate the French Revolution now

>> No.8348542

>>8348102
House of leaves?

>> No.8348548

>>8348423
What book is this?

>> No.8348557
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8348557

wtf I hate individualism now

>> No.8348657
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8348657

wtf I hate the Laocoön now

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8348729

wtf i hate arabs now

>> No.8349005
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wtf i hate vaporwave now