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write your suicide note in this thread.

>> No.8313498

>>8313496
rub a dub dbu, thanks for the grub
Asuka>Rei

>> No.8313503

I give back to you what you gave me. You vapid whores.

>> No.8313504

i may have caused myself severe internal bleeding through rectal insertion

>> No.8313505

it was either I die or you do.

I chose to die for you.

>> No.8313512
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8313512

Kool-Aid

>> No.8313517

>>8313496
For sale: body never used.

>> No.8313519

I'll catch you on the flip side!
Cue: edgyrock.mp3 https://youtu.be/s9rG-Vo6FoE

>> No.8313522

rip me in peace

>> No.8313525

my life has just been waiting until the pain i felt, outweighed the pain that everyone else would feel when they found that i killed myself, and it finally got there. please don't make me out to be anything i'm not at my funeral, please cremate me.

>> No.8313540

I'm sorry dad, mom, sis.
I love you, take care.

>> No.8313541

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
He is trampling out the vintage where my diary desu is stored

>> No.8313550

swoop swoop

>> No.8313553

>>8313540
Only non-indulgent post ITT

>> No.8313560
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8313560

Checkmate

>> No.8313563

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnice

>> No.8313564

there was no reason for me to kill myself and there's no reason for me to not kill myself. it's nobody's fault. i just wanted to know what it was like to die. launch my cremated body into deep space. http://www.celestis.com/services.asp

>> No.8313572

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay
To mould me man? Did I solicit thee
From darkness to promote me?

t. someone trying to be cool and literary even in death

>> No.8313574

Condolences to all the tendies I did not bake

>> No.8313576
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8313576

all my niggas rich as fuck

>> No.8313598

Its time I return to my kingdom, I'd suggest you do the same before it is forgotten by lovely memories and good times.

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8313618

>>8313498
>misspelled my own suicide note
might as well kill myself for real.

>> No.8313630

I would do multiple for people who touched my life as well as gifts.

I knew I was destined for this, I knew It would go this way. Maybe not this method but always this way. I was never stable enough, I never let anyone touch my life, and all my self sabotage Bullshit got me. sorry gang, please remember me well and put flowers out there occassionally.

>> No.8313647

You die if you work

Citation writ lead

>> No.8313699

>>8313618
it's a spelling error my dude, calm down

>> No.8313734

...to the dark tower

>> No.8313748

dElete My browser histry xdddD

>> No.8313779

>>8313496
I'm going to see Swans on Thursday. I'm /hyped/.

>> No.8313791

I've hidden 1 million dollar in gold under the...

>> No.8313798

>>8313496
Take back Europe or more will follow.

>> No.8313867

Dying seemed more important than watching your guys' marriage end, and dooming myself into a matrimonial life of my own. If I get to choose, I'll be waiting for you just past Saturn.

>> No.8313868

your suicide note

>> No.8313875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRzxihTKoew

>> No.8313877

I laughed, I cried, I meme'd, I died. Dubs.

>> No.8313879

Read my diary

>> No.8313884

>>8313496
please stop using my name OP

>>8313877
wew

>> No.8313890

In the Inferno, people who commit suicide are punished by being turned into trees and being pecked at by harpies for all eternity

I'll take it, that's a step up from my current situation, see you all there.

>> No.8313904

I have failed to live up to my own expectations. Every day I feel my potential slipping away from me and I lack the ability to change that.

This is not your fault. Please do not blame yourselves. I love you all.

>> No.8315430

>>8313496
Why? It hurt.

-B

>> No.8315458

I don't even know how you'll read this; when all the light'll leave the world when I pull this trigger. I can write anything now, nobody will know. Gas the kikes and niggers and Moslems, race war is now.
Dead police from the future will reanimate the mongrels and crucify you all.

Eat shit

>> No.8315467

>>8315430
>I'm so mysterious and deep.

But I would have written something similar

>> No.8315471
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8315471

There was a cancellation, so, I got to go in early.

>> No.8315473

>>8313505
>>8313525
>>8313572
>>8313598
>>8313630
>>8313867
>>8313890
>>8313904
>>8315430
>>8315471

really makes me think

>> No.8315485

I didn't kill myself! This was staged to look like a suicide! B. murdered me with poison. He forced me at gunpoint to swallow and stole my phone. I'll hide this note. I only hope someone finds it! I'm running out of time. He's coming back!

>> No.8315494

Sorry for being a selfish cunt but i must do this. Sorry everyone. Goodbye.

>> No.8315501

The only way for me to escape this ambivalence is when I dream. Dreaming elates me to such a high degree. I'm sorry I'm being selfish.

Take care, mom and [sister].

>> No.8315515

>>8313496
respawn in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

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>> No.8315587

everyone who posted seriously to OPs request should be banned for underage

>> No.8316882

Ignorant siblings in the congregation.
Gather around spewing sympathy,
Spare me...

None of them can even hold a candle up to you.
Blinded by choice, these hypocrites won't see.

But enough about the collective Judas.
Who could deny you were the one who illuminated?
Your little piece of the divine.

And this little light of mine, a gift you passed on to me
I'm gonna let it shine
to guide you safely on your way.

Your way home...

From the lyrics of tool 10000 days, wings pt2

>> No.8316906

Not a note but r8 my plan for when j get old.
>be old and rich
>buy a extremely large plot of land with hills and valleys
>buy treasure chest and convert the rest of money to gold
>seal myself in a cave with a natural looking bolder in front
>kill myself on the pile of gold

thoughts??

>> No.8317008

Fuck all you guys, seriously.

>> No.8317096

>>8313496
Alas poor soul! *dies by ultra oven exposure*

>> No.8317111

>>8313496
is that gira?

>> No.8317140

>>8317111
yeah

>> No.8318058

nowhere is better than here

>> No.8318064

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways,… Full lyrics on Google Play