>mommy found my manifesto Have you ever had someone read through something you wrote without asking you first? This has seriously pissed me off. I'm considering moving out. You don't just start reading something like that without asking permission first.

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Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:05:06 2016 No.8296503 [Reply] [Original]

>mommy found my manifesto

Have you ever had someone read through something you wrote without asking you first?

This has seriously pissed me off. I'm considering moving out. You don't just start reading something like that without asking permission first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:07:01 2016 No.8296506 It hasn't happened, but I'm very paranoid with my poetry collection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:10:15 2016 No.8296517 >>8296503 what was it about why didn't you hide it better

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:11:37 2016 No.8296521 >>8296503 has your mom seriously not kicked you out for finding out your mass murder conspiracy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:13:19 2016 No.8296525 File: 5 KB, 125x125, 1453103076143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell us some basic themes in your manifesto. I hope you just didn't steal the unibombers one like Brevik did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:20:40 2016 No.8296542 Did she find out about the boipucci?

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:24:20 2016 No.8296546

>>8296521
It's not a "mass murder conspiracy"

>>8296517
So far I have written 89,000 words detailing the history of employment, from the necessary labor of keeping one's tribe alive, to slavery, feudalism and finally the hollow ideology of hard work as virtuous. I have explained in detail why a one portion of the population has always been, is, and will always be too sensitive, self-aware and intellectually advanced to be content with the working conditions inflicted upon them, and have provided countless examples of such individuals (including myself) throughout the history of human society (with a focus on the West) and have just started writing about contemporary working conditions since 1945 and the growing irrelevance of full-time employment in addition to critiquing the narrow-minded, callous and unimaginative ideology which insists that full-time employment must be something that each person should not only aspire to but demand both of themselves and of those around them. My mother obviously understood little of what she read but nonetheless what she did read made her cry, likely as a consequence of my admittedly ruthless and frank mode of expression. She is at work right now but I am so p*****d off I might confront her again when she returns home. This is seriously not ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:27:45 2016 No.8296549 >>8296546 How does something that basically boils down to "working is not necessarily virtuous" make her cry? There has to be more to it, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:29:48 2016 No.8296556 >>8296546 Sweet, finish it and sell it on amazon and I'll buy it for my parents for christmas to watch the tears : ^ )

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:31:23 2016 No.8296560 >>8296546 dont be a dumb angry kid, try to engage her on an emotional level and understand what about it makes her upset. connect with this human being who is your parent. is it so bad that she's interested in you and what you are feeling?

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:33:43 2016 No.8296563

>>8296549
One of the passages my mother happened to read described my own suffering and self-loathing as a means of showing that even the strongest minds are threatened by the ideology I describe and eviscerate at great length. She has since offered to find me a job at her own workplace (a hospital) but I adamantly refused, which of course only caused her to bawl even more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:34:10 2016 No.8296564 >>8296546 also maybe try volunteering

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:34:33 2016 No.8296565 >>8296549 because she realized her son is going to be a useless parasite forever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:37:42 2016 No.8296572 File: 168 KB, 748x756, 1468816484824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296563 >described my own suffering and self-loathing as a means of showing that even the strongest minds are threatened

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:38:49 2016 No.8296575 >>8296563 Please don't tell me you live from the charity of your parents.

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:41:23 2016 No.8296580

>>8296556
I do intend to finish it, though the structure of my day and the security of my working environment has now been destabilized by my mother's thoughtless curiosity. I have been incapable of sitting down to work all day today, and when she arrives home from work my mood will no-doubt be too grim and sour to work any further.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:42:41 2016 No.8296582 >>8296580 Please stop talking like that, it sounds like you're trying way too hard. Just talk like you normally would, save the flowers for your writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:44:32 2016 No.8296586 >>8296580 it sounds like you need the perspective that working at a hospital could provide

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:47:57 2016 No.8296592 >>8296546 this sounds like a bad rewrite of "Growing Up Absurd"

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:48:36 2016 No.8296595

It's for this exact reason that I basically write anything remotely journal-ey in code. Talk exclusively in synecdoches and use rhyming-slang. Trying to decipher wtf you were talking about also makes for some fun reading years on and you can get a few colourful metaphors out of it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:49:22 2016 No.8296597

>>8296560
I'm not a "kid", I'm 36 years of age. I have tried again and again, for numerous years, to educate my mother and encourage her to become adequately self-aware, though my attempts have all been in vain. I have bought her books, musical albums, intelligent and thought-provoking movies, but she has reacted to them all with the stolid gaze native to her gender. I watched "Synecdoche, New York" with her only last month and was forced to bar the living the room door so that she would be forced to watch the entire film. When I demanded to know what her impression was of what is undoubtedly a contemporary cinematic masterpiece she simply looked at me with a worried expression, probably suspecting that I possessed the same brutish, violent instincts as the men she has been acquainted with thus far in her life. She is, in short, a lost cause. I no longer feel any compulsion to try and instill those traits and values in her character which make my own character so complex and profound. This is partly the reason I feel no guilt or shame over the fact that she works full-time while I have opted not to, as I know with certainty that without some form of employment to take up the majority of her day she would wither away and become severely depressed due to the fact she would be forced to confront a fact I myself confronted long ago, namely that existence is a pitiable and meaningless thing to be avoided at best, ridiculed at a minimum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:50:28 2016 No.8296604 Is this thread just an Ignatius J. Reilly parody or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:53:49 2016 No.8296611 >>8296597 lol ok you got me i fell for the bait nice one its funny that 100~ years ago this would be read as great writing and now its just a joke

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:54:29 2016 No.8296614

>>8296564
Volunteering is simply a method of allowing lonely retirees indoctrinated to believe that work is the central function of their existence is to submit themselves to the will of others.

>>8296575
I have only one parent and the support she provides to me is voluntary and in my eyes a form of almsgiving, in much the same way the prophets and visionaries in previous ages were supported by the local townspeople who recognized the distinctly pious nature of the strange but alluring individual who represented the finer aspects of their nature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:55:31 2016 No.8296617 >>8296597 good satire of a represented ideology here on 4chan tho

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 05:58:11 2016 No.8296624
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My Journal contains a description of a former (female) friend of mine, including her naked body. Actually most of it is about her body.

I think I still love her, or at least feel such powerful urge to possess that I could love her if necessary.

I'm married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 06:12:41 2016 No.8296655 >>8296614 I've found comedy gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 06:19:00 2016 No.8296666 >>8296546 Kek, I will never get tired of these threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 06:23:37 2016 No.8296676 >>8296666 I will never get tired of these satan quads tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 06:27:20 2016 No.8296685 >>8296597 Are there any novels with a character similar to this guy('s parody)?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 06:43:49 2016 No.8296727 >>8296614 >>I have only one parent and the support she provides to me is voluntary and in my eyes a form of almsgiving, LEl me too. Plus it is the least that she can do for giving birth to me and for being unbearable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 06:47:28 2016 No.8296737 >>8296727 Louie pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 06:48:03 2016 No.8296739 >>8296685 "A Confederacy of Dunces" and "The Sot Weed Factor" are both exactly what you are looking for

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 07:05:08 2016 No.8296776 >>8296739 Thanks m8, the resemblance with confederacy is striking.

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 07:36:57 2016 No.8296835

>>8296503

I have a diary full of insane ramblings hidden...somewhere. The fact that I do not know where it is and somebody might find it before I do got me many sleepless nights to this day. Sometimes I suspect that some family member already found it and always has a conspiratory grin once I turn away.

I think my heart might explode if one day someone drops a line from this diary to fuck with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 08:44:47 2016 No.8297000 >>8296597 "Bought" with her money you leech.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 08:53:10 2016 No.8297016 >>8297000 For her edification, you brute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 08:58:29 2016 No.8297032 >>8296549 >>8296556 >>8296560 how fucking dumb do you have to be to not realize that you're responding to bait?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 09:17:58 2016 No.8297081 OP here. I must admit that this thread is not serious. I am just a Norwegian guy writing this as a form of writing exercise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 09:24:30 2016 No.8297092 File: 55 KB, 405x720, elextranjero.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296546 >p*****d off

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 09:57:17 2016 No.8297191

I think we have the same outlook on work which is kind of weird because everyone else I know constantly needs to be employed by someone else and sees nothing wrong with slaving away for fiat currency and chastises me for not doing the same.

I'm just trying to find a job I won't want to kill myself in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:06:08 2016 No.8297209 >>8296546 >Literally "I'm too intelligent to lift" This has been a meme on /fit/ for years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:06:13 2016 No.8297210 >>8297191 How old are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:07:19 2016 No.8297213 >>8297209 It's a meme for a reason. Name one famous writer who "lifted" other than China Meville or "Hemingway".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:15:35 2016 No.8297239 >>8297210 26 next month. It doesn't help that there are zero jobs in my town unless you're related to someone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:17:36 2016 No.8297245 >>8297239 Which town?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:19:22 2016 No.8297254 File: 313 KB, 2197x1463, 1468937962309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw every single one of "these" threads is by the same guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:20:27 2016 No.8297257 My mum found my journal I just keep full of quotations. She admitted she didn't understand them but was unnerved by it. I also had some sketches of cute girls in there. It did feel very invasive desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:21:20 2016 No.8297262 >>8297245 One in NC. I'm close to a city but have no way to reliably get there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:21:29 2016 No.8297263 >>8297213 Mishima

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:23:49 2016 No.8297273 >>8297213 The Greeks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:26:57 2016 No.8297285 >>8297262 Then you're doomed to mediocrity I'm afraid, that is if you want to make it as an author.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:27:07 2016 No.8297287 >>8297213 >getting fit isn't the most intelligent thing you can do for now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:28:13 2016 No.8297296 >>8297263 Mishima only lifted towards the end of his life when he had stopped writing books. >>8297273 Artificial representation. Plutarch points this out time and time again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:28:31 2016 No.8297298 >>8297213 most writers probably lifted outside of their work to stay healthy. Its generally expected of people to stay healthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:29:33 2016 No.8297303 >>8297296 >Mishima only lifted towards the end of his life when he had stopped writing books. >wrote an entire book about body building

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:41:42 2016 No.8297342 File: 175 KB, 777x800, rattle rattle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296546 >p*****d off Thanks for the laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:48:11 2016 No.8297359 >>8296546 I can't tell whether all the manifesto meme breads are made by the same person or not But I love every single one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:54:52 2016 No.8297383 >>8297359 Link some previous examples?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:56:52 2016 No.8297391 Wait until you get published, then you can't even hide your shit from "mommy"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:59:46 2016 No.8297396 >>8297296 Plutarch was a jelly dyel that couldn't even squat 2 goats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:01:22 2016 No.8297401 >>8297391 *you're

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:02:27 2016 No.8297405

This is that 100 post anon again.

Newfags, there is a poster who constantly creates really elaborate schemes to mess with people by getting them to feel sympathy for his character and then slowly dissolve into autism, it usually always begins with calling himself a genius (I've noticed this pattern) he used to joke about his 6 volume memoir or this time that he paid a publisher to publish his book and he scheduled a book signing at a barnes and noble where only his mom came and bought 3 copies of the book. He does this because he's admitted he has nothing else in life and gets some sort of pleasure out of it, anyway, he had me going for a little bit until I saw him descend into cunty autism but the nail in the coffin is this quote that he always uses when people ask to see his writing in these threads (because it's pretty good but it comes from an archived post from years ago back when warosu was up, someone else found that one out, he usually takes any written material from past critique threads but almost always this one):

>"Magnus realized, with a sort of laugh, that every joke he had recently heard had been told by himself, to himself, and at his own expense."

Anyway OP, you should really find something else to occupy your time if this is all you really have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:03:31 2016 No.8297410 >>8297285 What do you mean by this?

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:07:24 2016 No.8297426

I have ponder'd similar problems but have never had to face it myself, for I keep every aphorism and journal entry in a small text file on my computer, which works on an operating system alien to the commonplace 'Windows' and 'Apple' users such that if one were to open my computer and crack the code, they'd have to try aevery button combination before understanding how to find my file manager and subsequently the aforementioned text file. In any case; I wish you Godspeed, my fellow anon.

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:09:10 2016 No.8297434

>>8297410
What I mean is that the vast majority of authors announce their genius at a relatively early age, and this either leads to academic success or at the very least to a job in a major city. When is the last time a writer of renown lived in an obscure city in North Carolina unable to find a job? There's no willpower there. Sad!

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:49:44 2016 No.8297566
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>>8296503
>8th grade
>as part of a project wrote a very personal and sentimental letter to be sent to my graduating self
>finally graduate, receive the letter
>read it, go "huh" and toss it aside; it delved on personal issues such as suicide, I'm beyond that now, and no longer give a fuck
>one day the letter somehow gets lost out in public, don't ask me how
>some dude finds it
>luckily he shares a mutual friend with my sister
>returns it to my place of residence, but also sends the letter to my brother via facebook messenger addressing concerns in its contents
>also apparently posted it on his wall to publicly express his virtuous nature, I presume
I have this immense, borderline paranoia-inducing fear of social media, that anything posted about me online will be exported to other places via screenshot and used to humiliate me somewhere down the line. The dude was pretty chill but you can't ever know if someone saved the pic and decided to spread it elsewhere. Idk, maybe I just browse 4chan too frequently

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:52:44 2016 No.8297573 >>8297405 >paid a publisher to publish his book and he scheduled a book signing at a barnes and noble where only his mom came Lol, that was so long ago. At the time I wasn't sure if it was true or not, but I doubted it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:00:39 2016 No.8297589 >>8297405 >Magnus Oh my god.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:03:07 2016 No.8297595 >>8296563 >your mind >strong if that was true, why aren't you published? and how could she find a manifesto if it was typed on your computer >handwriting something like that retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:03:27 2016 No.8297596 >>8296597 0/10, very poo bait

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:03:51 2016 No.8297599 >>8297595 >if that was true, why aren't you published? Spook

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:08:24 2016 No.8297613 >>8296563 This whole thread reads like John Kennedy Toole reincarnate. Not bag, OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:23:34 2016 No.8297648 >>8296563 > even the strongest minds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:28:12 2016 No.8297663 fairly sure op is the same guy who posted this: http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7608333/ and this >>/lit/thread/S7233704 the same guy??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:29:18 2016 No.8297669 >>8296597 Meh, OP you started well but tried too hard. 5/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 12:30:43 2016 No.8297674 >>8296614 Kek you sound like the fat guy from the Anime Club comic

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:15:58 2016 No.8297866

>>8297405
Even if it's bait I'll always bump these threads. I mean, you have to be a somewhat talented writer to voice a character that creates this much interest. OP might really be mentally ill or just trolling, but I always have fun in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:21:22 2016 No.8297891 File: 239 KB, 568x653, 1468738747325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >falling this hard now that's baiting, 8/8 OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:23:18 2016 No.8297893 >>8296546 Someone needs to read 'on the diminution of labor.' Basically your entire manifesto was written far better and with more erudition than yours 100 years ago. Sucks to be you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:25:02 2016 No.8297900 >>8296595 Holy shit this sounds faggoty as fuck, please post it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:28:28 2016 No.8297912 >>8296597 lost me here, was good bait up until this post

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:29:04 2016 No.8297913

>>8296546
>too sensitive, self-aware and intellectually advanced to be content
>such individuals (including myself)
>My mother obviously understood little of what she read
>what she did read made her cry, likely as a consequence of my addmittedly ruthless and frank mode of expression
>I am so p*****d off

Fuck me this is a fucking joke, right? I've been away from /lit/ for a while, but are these threads a thing now? Is this a summer thing? Fuck me. Grow the fuck up, kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:48:33 2016 No.8297967 >>8297401 lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:57:56 2016 No.8298004 >>8297893 will NEETs ever recover?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 14:19:07 2016 No.8298077 >>8297081 >masturbating in front of other people

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 14:22:17 2016 No.8298095 >>8297866 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 14:23:32 2016 No.8298099 >>8297663 I remember the memoir guy, what's he up to these days?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 14:25:27 2016 No.8298107 >>8296563 That could be a fine job kiddo I suggest you to take it and consider a possible career in medicine, medical engineering or something related. You could use the experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 14:26:03 2016 No.8298109 File: 54 KB, 960x670, 1463011726961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296546 Holy shit This reads like someone's parody of a reddit post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 14:28:49 2016 No.8298117 >>8296597 >I watched "Synecdoche, New York" with her only last month and was forced to bar the living the room door so that she would be forced to watch the entire film. comedy gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 16:01:23 2016 No.8298420 File: 73 KB, 600x401, 1468501799455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8297032 responding as if it's not bait causes the poster to respond with more funny posts newfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 16:29:25 2016 No.8298483 >>8296546 Lol you should just be happy someone read your rag, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 16:37:50 2016 No.8298495 The thread where he elaborates on his sneaky way to get published and why he's 90% of writers in history was awesome. Must be 6 months ago now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 16:42:34 2016 No.8298506 >>8298495 >and why he's 90% of writers in history Wut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 16:47:54 2016 No.8298517 >>8297405 That line is better than 9/10 of the stuff I see in critique threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:07:42 2016 No.8298725 >>8297893 >on the diminution of labor. I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:24:17 2016 No.8298789 >>8296546 sounds like you're an immature faggot without the discipline to get himself into a position to find a better job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:35:48 2016 No.8299705 ubpm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:42:23 2016 No.8299721 >>8297674 Mort?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:18:24 2016 No.8299972 File: 480 KB, 507x554, 1452584500617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296546 >p*****d off Oh I get it, it's a bait post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:33:08 2016 No.8300008 >>8299999 >>8300000

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:39:33 2016 No.8300017 File: 121 KB, 1171x540, 1468916449649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:47:11 2016 No.8300251 >>8298506 Only 1 in 10 wasn't him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:50:20 2016 No.8300254 >>8296546 >muh hooman farming >muh Bukowski Kill yourself you entitled prick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:59:00 2016 No.8300268 File: 18 KB, 200x206, Ignatius-J.-Reilly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296597 Holy fuck, you are literally Ignatius

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:06:31 2016 No.8300288 File: 72 KB, 500x553, ZanchiDiogenes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8298077 >implying there is any other way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:13:42 2016 No.8300298 Who knows how many threads this guy is responsible for. He probably made this ridiculous shit too >>8300084

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:29:04 2016 No.8300316 >>8296546 I posted it on reddit; they might be able to help you ;-) https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/4tq6ro/my_mom_read_my_private_manifesto/

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:39:52 2016 No.8300340

>>8296546

Anon's Manifesto is the new "Catcher In the Rye".

Fathers, hide your daughters. Mothers, hide your sons. This literary roller coaster evokes powerful, angst ridden imagery that publishes the candid experience of vanishing innocence and childhood betrayal. You'll laugh, you'll love, you'll cry, but more importantly, you WON'T be able to put this book down.

"Anon's Manifesto" is a contemporary artwork that will be hailed throughout the generations; and you can bet, you heard it here, first, with us, The Rolling Stones.

-Jann Wenner; Editor-In-Chief, Rolling Stones

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:58:46 2016 No.8300470 >>8300316 you ruined it you fucking sperg. I hope this and your other failures become immanent in your memory as you take your last dying breath

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:26:50 2016 No.8300516 >>8300470 Epic bro ;) I ruined le epic 4chan maymay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:12:33 2016 No.8301564 and this one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:23:36 2016 No.8302235 >>8296597 kek at all of this but namely: >was forced to bar the living room door

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:29:33 2016 No.8302250 >>8300268 I was gonna post this to OP: get a job fatass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:30:54 2016 No.8302252 >>8300340 just add "a real page-turner" somewhere there and you got a review that anon can put on back of the book

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:32:08 2016 No.8302259 >>8296546 Best post I've read on /lit/ for a while

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:44:43 2016 No.8302310 File: 30 KB, 480x490, 1468714820500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296503 More like 89, 000 words to excuse my NEET lifestyle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:49:03 2016 No.8302324 >>8296546 >I am so p*****d off the cherry on top

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:08:02 2016 No.8303394 How did everything go, OP? Did you confront your mother?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 09:48:18 2016 No.8304623 >>8297254 does somebody archives them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 09:49:47 2016 No.8304626 >>8297405 this is copypasta, i've read it at least 3 times by now god i love these threads

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:25:21 2016 No.8304712

>>8304623
1. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7703239/
2. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/8171636/#q8171962
3. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/8292883/ (aka Norwegian autist)
4. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7600923/#q7605237
5. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7608333/#7608333
6. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7403677/#7406070
7. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/8113600/
8. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/8154777/#q8158076
9. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7323511/#7324495
10. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7720534/

etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:27:15 2016 No.8304717 >>8304712 >9. http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7323511/#7324495 i think this is common pasta Doing god's job anon, i'll back you up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:30:34 2016 No.8304726 >>8296546 I wish this was real

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:33:28 2016 No.8304735 >>8304712 We are witnessing the birth of a new contemporary art form, what a time to be alive, senpaitachi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:40:46 2016 No.8304757 File: 76 KB, 736x627, 1466576114551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8297213 >>8297273 Not being /fit-lit/ should be a bannable offense. Not enough oxygen flowing to these fatties' brains from their cholesterol-clogged necks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:45:03 2016 No.8304770 >>8297081 The Norwegian guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:50:45 2016 No.8304788 >>8304770 >>/lit/thread/S8292883

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:55:55 2016 No.8304797 >>8296549 because he put all this effort into justifying not finding a job

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:58:20 2016 No.8304804 fairly sure this is OP too. can someone confirm? http://archived.moe/lit/thread/7745803/#7745994 same style

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:01:04 2016 No.8304809 >>8304757 That quote is misattributed to Socrates He said plenty of things about virtues of the body, I don't know why people continue to post that same stupid fucking quote

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:02:33 2016 No.8304813 >>8304809 t. lardass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:03:45 2016 No.8304817 >>8297298 >most writers probably lifted outside of their work to stay healthy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:07:00 2016 No.8304826 >>8304813 335/235/455 weak yet, but not fat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:09:29 2016 No.8304834 >>8296546 Sounds like you wrote an 89,000 word excuse for being too lazy to get a real job my dude. Also, respect your parents while they provide you with food and shelter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:10:06 2016 No.8304836 >>8304834 >lazy stirner.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:12:49 2016 No.8304844 One question, if you are still around, OP. What are your views on encryption?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:13:59 2016 No.8304845 >>8304844 he's probably writing it out long-hand. maybe even using a typewriter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:17:57 2016 No.8304855 >>8304757 Fucking this. So much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:18:03 2016 No.8304856 >needing actual violation of privacy to move out the simply family setting is already a rape. get out of there. all of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:18:44 2016 No.8304859 this manifesto? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqqXRvBomjs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:19:22 2016 No.8305872 >>8296546 do you have experience with employment and why did she cry

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:20:46 2016 No.8305879 >>8296580 dude you literally wrote an anti-work manifesto with a psychological projection of your dumb NEET mentality

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:24:31 2016 No.8305891 >>8297257 Let's see the quotations one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:26:29 2016 No.8305902 >>8297434 >What I mean is that the vast majority of authors announce their genius at a relatively early age, nope

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:27:30 2016 No.8305908 >>8297566 what happened

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:32:40 2016 No.8305931 >>8304712 do you remember that guy that posted about his memoir where he would dress up as a pizza guy and show it to a publicist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:36:32 2016 No.8305946 >>8305931 yeah, it's the same nigga that started this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:46:55 2016 No.8305984 Yes. My parents found part of my edgy teenage diary and that's why I spent middle school in counseling. I developed a code language and wrote in it for the next 6 years of my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:53:59 2016 No.8305996 >>8305984 one-uping you for shit and giggles you smart mofo. i bet you have a lot of smart kids of your own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:59:56 2016 No.8306020 >>8305996 No I'm an ugly virgin. I also don't write in code anymore because there's nobody who cares enough about to me to read anything I write in my diary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:33:50 2016 No.8306114 >>8296546 10/10 would read as soon as it's published by a major publisher. Fuck a job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:35:01 2016 No.8306118 >>8297298 top kek lad, do you even drink?

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