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>never have I ever, /lit/ edition
>if you've done the thing, you lose

Never have I ever read a book in the year that it was published.

>> No.8232591

Never have I ever shagged a girl in my mate's car

>> No.8232822

Never have I ever pretended to read a book that I had not actually read.

>> No.8232824

Never have I ever read Infinite Jest.

>> No.8232825

>>8232584
lost

>> No.8232833

>>8232584
lost

Never have I ever figured out the murderer before the reveal.

>> No.8232846

Never have i ever loved.

>> No.8232849

Never have I ever stopped reading a book after a particularly good moment and walked around the room making noises to myself

>> No.8232862

>>8232849
anon you have not lived

>> No.8232876

>>8232849
Fuck

Lost

Is this normal or am I just a weirdo?

>> No.8232895

Never have I ever read something at the same time as someone else so as to discuss the work with them (things for school not included).

>> No.8232898

>>8232849
lost

>> No.8232905

Never have I ever vomited in my mates sink cause drunk af

Lost

>> No.8232907

>>8232584
never have i ever read a book

>> No.8232918

>>8232849
lost
are we all this autistic?

>> No.8232925

Never have I ever got a papercut at the tip of my penis.

>> No.8232927

>>8232822
lost

>> No.8232932

>>8232849
Lost
I've done this too many times desu

>> No.8232943

>>8232849
lost
>>8232895
lost
>>8232905
lost


Never have I ever cried from reading a book.

>> No.8232958

>>8232822

>>8232849
lost

>> No.8232962

>>8232822
>>8232849

Lost.

Never have I forced a kitten to touch my penis.

>> No.8232969

>>8232943
Lost.

>> No.8232986

>>8232833
Lost.

I dunno if it should count, though. It was some real shitty YA whodunnit I only read because it was literally the only book I had access to at the time and my options were read that, watch whatever shit was on the Sci-fi channel, or sit and stare at the wall/lay down stare at the ceiling.

>> No.8233026

Never have I ever went online to buy a particular book, only to buy a few months worth

>> No.8233319

>>8232943
lost
>>8232822
only here and only implicitly

>> No.8233367

>>8232969
>>8233319
I'm curious, which book brought you guys to tears?

>> No.8233393

>>8233367
Twice during In Search of Lost Time.

>> No.8233426

>>8233367
deathly hallows (I was thirteen)
of mice and men
animal farm

>> No.8233440

>>8233393
>>8233426
For me it was, The Things They Carried and
The Grapes of Wrath.

>> No.8233475

>>8233367
In a Strange Room
Johnno

They're both very sad and very gay, Johnno especially since it's practically autobiographical and set in the same city I'm in

>> No.8233479

>>8233367

Brothers Karamazov
The Illiad

>> No.8233491

>>8232849
lost

Never have I ever read a whole book in one sitting (plays or short stories don't count)

>> No.8233498

>>8232962
lost and lost my dick, too. :/

>> No.8233559

>>8233491
lost (ivan ilyich on a train ride)

>> No.8233577

>>8232822
yes but it doesn't count because i was only lying to a cute girl

>> No.8233631

>>8232584
lost, Harry Potter, all of them.

>>8232822
Lost, I never read more than 30 pages of 1984

>>8232824
Lost, read it one and a half times, and made 4 friends read it.

>>8232846
Lost

>>8232849
Lost

>>8232895
Lost, read IJ at the same time as a friend

>>8232905
Lost

>>8232943
Lost, Aniara

>>8232962
Lost

>>8233026
Lost

>>8233491
Lost many times, most recent being the first Hunger Games book.

I'm not very good at this game, but never have I ever been ashamed at my reading habits.

>> No.8233690

Never have I ever held the pages of a book open with one hand and jerked it with the other to a sex scene.

>> No.8233699

>>8232905
Would you count mates bathtub?

>> No.8233700

>>8233690
Lost

1984

>> No.8233709

>>8232905
dorm room sink?

>> No.8233800

>>8232925
Never have I ever cringed at this post

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>>8233690
Lolita

>> No.8233860

>>8233631
look at this pleb :^)

>> No.8233948

Never have I ever been shot down by a girl
Lost

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8234049

>>8232943
lost
>tfw Socrates gets sentenced in the apology

>> No.8234111

So many lies in one thread.

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8234118

Never have I ever kissed a girl

>> No.8234122

>>823369c
closest I got to this was 100 years of solitude

>> No.8234190

>>8233948
>>8234118
not lost

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8234249

Never have I ever bought the movie edition of a book.

>> No.8234265
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8234265

Never have I ever read a book because of pressure from people in the Internet.

>> No.8234273

>>8234265
wew big man

>> No.8234275

Never have I ever read a plot summary when I got confused

>> No.8234306

>>8232822
>>8232846
>>8232849
>>8233948
>>8234118
>>8234275
Lost

>> No.8234344

>>8234265
Lost many times

>> No.8234387

>>8232849
I act like a negro when he hears a filthy bass drop when I read a good aphorism.

>> No.8234396

Never have I ever changed my opinion of a book after reading a negative review.

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8234403

Never have I ever read a book to impress a grill.

>> No.8234430

>>8232822
>Never have I ever pretended to read a book that I had not actually read.
/lit/ would not exist otherwise

>> No.8234555

>>8233491
Lost. I know I've done this at least a few times over the years, the only ones I can remember off the top of my head are One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Of Mice and Men, and, most recently, Vonnegut's Timequake (during an acid trip).

>> No.8235124

>>8232905
who gives a shit about this

>> No.8235161

>>8233426
Animal Farm? Couldn't care less whether Broker (can't even remember his name) died. It is too poorly written and too poorly executed to empathise with anyone at all.

>> No.8235335

>>8235161
It was more like crying about the failure of communism, by proxy, than the book itself. I just want to live in a worker's paradise dammit.

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>>8235335
dw famalam, that's the failure of Marxism-Leninism, not the failure of Anarcho-Communism