[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 73 KB, 201x226, cum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8226411 No.8226411[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is Sam Hyde the new Diogenes?

>> No.8226419

This board is slow as fuck.

>> No.8226421

More like his reincarnation.

t. Eternal Recurrence

>> No.8226427

no

>> No.8226461

diogenes probably wouldn't have been able to've been smeared by a meme

>> No.8226466

>>8226411
who is sam hyde

>> No.8226478

Kek. No. Back to /pol/ with you.

>> No.8226489

Not at all.

>> No.8226494

You'd like to think wouldn't you, Sam?

>> No.8226495

I have to admit, that the world would feel somehow incomplete if Sam Hyde did not exist.

>> No.8226500

He's probably against e.g. public masturbation if I were to guess.

>> No.8226504

No. Diogenes had no pretensions, Sam Hyde has nothing but fake pretensions.

>> No.8226512

>>8226461
>>8226466
I also didn't know who he was..checked out his YouTube pages. he's not funny at all. what are supposed to be his funny videos?

>> No.8226522

>>8226495
Yeah. There has to be shit in the world to understand the good stuff.

>> No.8226525

>>8226512
this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8

>> No.8226528

>>8226411

Sam Hyde is the new Sam Hyde.

IMG 0612 is the best thing he's ever done.

>> No.8226532

>>8226522
No there doesn't, and even if there did, it wouldn't apply here.

>> No.8226539

Why doesn't he just.. shave?
Why try facial hair when it isn't cooperating..

>> No.8226584

>>8226525
it's funny because they are obviously 30 - 40 and playing teenagers right?

>> No.8226595

>>8226584

And because they are being very disrespectful to the actresses playing their mummies which is such a jarring THRUST *wink* at our pop-moral sensibilities lolololi

>> No.8226597
File: 11 KB, 200x355, 1462164133229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8226597

>>8226539
I mean, I'm pretty sure he intentionally makes himself look even shittier than he already does just because it's funny, he talks about how he believes only ugly or somehow otherwise defective people can be truly funny.
>>8226525
>>8226584
That guy has bad taste, here is quality MDEkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywwml1a_zdg

>> No.8226607

>>8226597
wow I should make my own YouTube channel. I could be (famous? )

>> No.8226619

Sam Hyde is a failed Andy Kaufmann. Every time I see him I get depressed. It's like eating a knockoff version of a food I like that is ALREADY a guilty pleasure junk food, and the knockoff doesn't even have the "so good that I don't even mind that it's bad for me" je ne sais quoi, so you just sit there realising you're eating bland worthless shit.

Everything I've ever seen by him has been like this. It's so hard to articulate. It's tons of fucking effort for no payoff. Every pic is him doing this 6000% effort perfectly poised irony, and it's not funny and no one cares and it's just THERE. WOW ANOTHER PIC OF SAM HYDE LOOKIN' WEIRD AND DOIN' WEIROD STUFF IM GONNA RETWEET THIS EVEN THOUGH IT DIDNT MAKE ME LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE

>> No.8226621
File: 49 KB, 609x608, Crank it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8226621

>>8226619

Andy Kaufmann is a failed Sam Hyde.

>> No.8226632

>>8226621
HAHAHAHA!!!! THE NEXT PIC SHOULD BE OF HIM IN.. PANTS THAT DON'T FIT!

MAYBE HE CAN MAKE A VIDEO WHERE HE TALKS IN AN AWKWARD CADENCE ABOUT BROWN PEOPLE BEING BAD.. AND YOU CAN'T DECIDE.. WHETHER HE'S SERIOUS OR NOT! AND THE PEOPLE LOOK SUUUUPER UNCOMFORTABLE.. WHAT IF HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF? AND HE SHOULDNT BECAUSE HE HAS A BAD BODY? I WONDER WHATR WOULD HAPPEN I BET THEY WOULD BECOME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

LIKE AND SUBSCRI-- HOLY SHIT HE'S EATING THAT YOGHURT SLOPPILY SO THAT IT FALLS OUT OF HIS MOUTH! WHAT A SLOB.. OR JUST spoiler]IRONICALLY[/spoiler] A SLOB?!?

SAM HYDE IS A GIMMICK POSTER FROM 2004 SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM/FORUMS/GENERALBULLSHIT.PHP THAT NO ONE REMEMBERS EXCEPT HE'S BACK AND DOING IT IN REAL LIFE

>> No.8226633
File: 75 KB, 500x375, tumblr_nmhpghhZQK1rg3vrmo1_500[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8226633

>je ne sais quoi

>> No.8226635

https://youtu.be/26nNM5DsUTo

>> No.8226638

>>8226504
This. The said part is that Diogenes' work is lost to time while Sam Hyde's will stain the internet forever.

>> No.8226639
File: 32 KB, 480x360, sam hyde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8226639

I love how /fit/ faggots thought he was bulking while he was just getting fat as fuck.
And of course capslock rage over not reading the sticky ensued.

>> No.8226647

No I am;
fuck off, Sam.

>> No.8226650

>>8226635
lmao.
that's not sam hyde though

>> No.8226654

>>8226632
Are you okay?

>> No.8226672
File: 75 KB, 610x611, 1427518865763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8226672

>>8226639
quarter squats 315 for a single though bro, bet u can't do that :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnlWJYzKsDw

>> No.8226676

I don't think Sam Hyde would shittalk someone who can have him killed instantly and get away with it, so no.

>> No.8226688

>>8226635
oh my God picnicface lmao. so old. that guys a legit tv actor now.

>> No.8226726

>>8226672

GOMAD 4x4 reps bulk cut n supplements carbs and shit hahaha fucking loser how are you even gonna get chicks if u dont hit the gym
wow nice abs bro, no homo.
I like Milo, no homo though. masculinity is great, look at those muscles. ho homo.

READ THE FUCKING STICKY ASSHOLE AAAARGHHHHHHHH ROIDS RNT EVEN BAD

>> No.8226837
File: 60 KB, 210x210, 20160630_150714.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8226837

Sam Hyde is like that guy you knew in highschool that everyone sucked the dick of and adored, but you just couldn't fucking stand.

That's for me anyway.

>> No.8226840

He's like /pol/ incarnate. Everyone hates /pol/. But everyone loves him. It makes no sense.

>> No.8226848

>>8226837
no. not like this at all. he's the guy in highschool that all the losers hung around and all the losers thought he was the funniest loser.

>> No.8226859

>>8226525
Sam looks pretty fit in this vid

>> No.8226862

>>8226411
nah

>> No.8226871

Spouting simplistic /pol/ tier garbage in smarmy way doesn't make it funny or true or profound.

It just makes it.../pol/ tier garbage.

>> No.8227263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbHKzpzlgkc

>tfw you can't afford the patrician chocolates

>> No.8227281
File: 961 KB, 1080x1080, 1467007752964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8227281

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ3jvPeYXf0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spqiL1QXT6M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_lnRnUhIS8

>> No.8227299

>>8226840
No, he's like /pol/ mixed with /fit/ with a dash of /r9k/. He's truly one of the most insufferable people I've ever encountered on the internet.

>> No.8227327

>>8226411

Sam Hyde is an unfunny faggot.

>> No.8227350

>>8226632
Everything will be ok in the end

>> No.8227379

>>8227263
good lord this shit is terrible lel. he's just talking but he's not funny. so he might as well shut up.

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>> No.8227385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHlRtGqFODc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0elmPjQQ2E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE

He's wise beyond his years, but the world is too ignorant to appreciate him.

>> No.8227425

>>8226512
boston ross frankly

>> No.8227427
File: 15 KB, 233x267, sam hyde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8227427

Why does /lit/ hate him?
He did nothing wrong.
Is this place full of SJW?

>> No.8227434

>>8227427
he's just not funny. I've watched every video in this thread and the 5 newest ones on his pages and it's just not funny.

>> No.8227437

>>8227385
>wise beyond his years
Keep in mind that Sam is literally 30 years old despite his youthful and vibrant appearance and fashionable sense of dress

>> No.8227440

>>8227434
funniest video in this thread is the picnicface one about the PowerPoint >>8226635

>> No.8227449
File: 5 KB, 168x300, Deagle Bathroom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8227449

his student Jan Rankowski has already eclipsed him, and has done what he never could.
PRESS 1 GAMERS!!!!

>> No.8227468

>>8227434
this one is funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D904qdGLDB0

>> No.8227475

did this guy even go to college or whatever? does he live with his mom?

>> No.8227476

>>8227427
>Everyone wh disagrees with neo naziism is an SJW

>> No.8227487

>>8227299
All logic dictates that he should be hated. But everyone loves him. It makes. No. Sense.

>> No.8227489

>>8227468
.........

>> No.8227517

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14jqZ-bVx3c

This one is impossible to dislike

>> No.8227525

>>8227489
see>>8227517
that one is actually funny sorry to meme you

>> No.8227533

>>8227476
/pol/faggots always call everyone who isn't them SJWs. Like how SJWs call anyone who doesn't fit in with their third wave feminist liberal hugbox "bigots" and shit.

They are both literal subhumans. The only reason they're still alive is because it's illegal to shoot them for some reason.

>> No.8227534

>>8227476
holyshit how is he a neo-nazi lmao

>> No.8227539

>>8227517
couldn't get past 3 minutes

>> No.8227541
File: 23 KB, 400x376, Andy-Being-Andy-andy-kaufman-13862209-400-376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8227541

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc1tNuCiSDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB99WCuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4


He is just doing andy's shtick where he walks the line between irony and sincerity.
One second andy is a heel wrestler in the old south and the next he is singing cheesy songs about a friendly world, but each time he is doing it with the most commitment and sincerity, risking the laughs from the cynical world....or is he.

>> No.8227542

>Just got my war money, back to civ life.

He often rambles on like a retard but he's sometimes funny.

>> No.8227544

>>8227487
he is the hero we need right now tbqh

>> No.8227556

>>8227541
what a madman

>> No.8227558
File: 65 KB, 680x666, c2c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8227558

>>8227534
Well, he's a strong believer in race separatism, white supremacism and anti semitism...if he's serious. Which many of his fans firmly believe he is.

>> No.8227569

>>8227558
i think i've been brainwashed into thinking all those things are nothing wrong, and i dont even go to /pol/

>> No.8227589

>>8227558
He doesn't really seem like the socialist type though.

Not everyone who dislikes non-whites is a national socialist. In fact disliking non-whites was the norm among whites across the board until very recently.

>> No.8227590

>>8227569
Same for me for some reason. Even though I definately don't beleive them. Every time I say those are bad things on the internet, I'm called an SJW. So I stopped saying/thinking it. Possibly making them normalized concepts to me.

huh.

>> No.8227596

>>8227589
Neo Nazis aren't typically the best followers of the original National Socialist doctrine.

Normally they're just really racist "libertarians" that glorify the third reich. They're mostly revisionists.

>> No.8227599

>>8227589
>disliking non-whites was the norm among whites across the board until very recently
That sentiment, too has kind o been normalized for me. I think racism in general has since I've been on 4chan and other places.

>> No.8227603

>>8227599
Not everyone is serious about that, though.

In fact, most who say that kind of stuff here probably aren't.

>> No.8227604

I think Americans find him harder to stomach because he holds up the mirror to their wretched society

>> No.8227607

>>8227589
He seemed at least somewhat pissed off at the way some people (probably Opie and Anthony) shit on the Occupy Wallstreet thing.

>> No.8227612

>>8227569
>>8227590
>>8227599
>implying the white race hasnt done better that all other races
>implying jews dont polute the media with degeneracy
>implying bringing third world people doesnt bring third world problems with them
grow some balls

>> No.8227617

>>8227596
here in europe they're autoritarian statists who want a strong welfare state generally

i guess amerifriends never really got nazism, it's incompatible with the whole pluralist muh freedom society

>> No.8227620

>>8227612
>grow some balls and agree with me.

>> No.8227627

>>8227607
Most natsocs hate occupy type stuff. Their socialism is the pre-Marx type

>> No.8227629

>>8227612
Third world customs do. The people can give up their harmful customs once they enter into western civilization.

kys

>> No.8227634

>>8227620
well yeah, unless you can prove me wrong, of course

>> No.8227639

diogenes is still diogenes

>> No.8227645

>>8227629
They can give up their harmful customs once they enter into western civilization? They can? Oh they just can?
What does that mean? What a useless, meaningless statement.
Anyway, it's not even if their customs are necessarily harmful, they're just oriented toward a separate culture. People have an illusion like Western culture is some kind of savoury, blank, neutral thing that can incorporate everything else inside of it with no problems.

>> No.8227650

>>8227629
tell that to all the families who have lost loved ones thanks to muslim terrorists attacks or all the women that have been gang-raped by refuges in europe

>> No.8227659

>>8227629
seems more like they can't

>> No.8227662

>>8227629
>The people can give up their harmful customs once they enter into western civilization.
but this doesn't happen

>> No.8227670

How is he at all like Diogenes?

>> No.8227680

>>8227670
they are both intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>> No.8227687

>>8227634
But you didn't provide evidence, just statements

>> No.8227690

>>8226411
Where did you learn about Diogenes, Sam?

>> No.8227701

>>8226512
he repeats things. Its called "antihumor"

>> No.8227733

>>8226619
but he's a sincere politically motivated Kaufmanb

>> No.8227786

>>8227659
>seems more like they can't
Some Can't and those that can't can be dispatched
>>8227662
But it does!
>>8227650
>People killed/raped by those that don't integrate
>Proof that people of other ethnicities don't integrate

Just sort through them. Is sorting too difficult for you? Poor baby.

>> No.8227789

>>8226871
Smarmy means sycophantic you stupid bastard

>> No.8227801

>>8227427
When you're far enough to the right, anyone can be a leftist.

Good lord, how far did the right wing have to fall to go from Burke to this?

>> No.8227808

>>8227789
But that is his style. He ironically praises the left wing to make fun of them...possibly ironically.

>> No.8227820

>>8226411
Nah. He's a greasy cunt that young race war enthusiasts idolize. Doesn't hold a candle to any legitimately influential greek scholar.

>inb4 some teenager calls him a "Philosopher King"

>> No.8227826

>>8227629
Then why are we encouraging their stupid customs instead of forcing them to do an ideological bag-check?

>> No.8227827

>>8227733
Is he actually sincere though? I'm not convinced in the least bit.

>> No.8227839

>>8227670
The idiot OP thinks anyone who communicates their philosophical and political ideas through dramatic action is a Diogenes

>> No.8227844

>>8227826
Because we're ruled by stupid leftists. Soon to be ruled by stupid race nationalists.

Either way, modernity wins and people die unless we wizen up.

>> No.8227853

>>8227844
I am kind of tired with "left" becoming increasingly synonymous with having no foundational principles or ethical backbone. The USSR would never in a million years have let hundreds of thousands of practicing muslims into the country out of mere compassion. modern socialism isn't left or right, its floating aimlessly

>> No.8227865

>>8227853
But the USSR wasn't REAL Marxist Communism ;^)

>> No.8227879

>>8227853
Practicing Muslims aren't even the problem, I wouldn't say. Just the assloads of Fundamentalists the religion is infested with.

Sorting out isn't hard.

>> No.8227887

>>8227879
Sorry family, Islam is the motherload of bad ideas.

>> No.8227917
File: 194 KB, 650x813, 1467220573526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8227917

>>8227786
>sorting them AFTER they killed and raped innocents
:^]

>> No.8227936
File: 296 KB, 649x649, 1450440913540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8227936

>>8227853
>disaffected young men today bemoan liberal-left social democracy
>so does communism in all its forms, and much more effectively than fascism or whatever crazy alt-right idea they're embracing this week
>these young men still somehow arrive at the conclusion that Bill Clinton and Tony Blair's acolytes promoting 'social justice' in lieu of any effective material economic change is Karl Marx's fault

>> No.8227939

>>8227936
>so does communism in all its forms, and much more effectively than fascism
not really

>> No.8227958

>>8227939
>USSR lasts 70 years, state-led socially conservative government
>Chinese communists still practicing state-led, socially conservative government for the foreseeable future
>fascist governments
>???

>> No.8227964

>>8227917
>that image
Do you actually read history books or are you one of those people which do lip service to it? Eurasian diseases were the rampant factor to their demise.

>> No.8227975

>>8226528
Just finished this tour de force, he definitely is funny

>> No.8227979

>>8227917
The ones that raped, no.

Collective guilt is nonsense.

>> No.8228064

>>8226632
He's making fun of you already.

>> No.8228069

>>8227958
only a retarded hippie could imagine a world where the mechanism of society is operated like a community garden.

>> No.8228188

I heard Sam Hyde raped a girl

>> No.8228199

you only know Sam Hyde when you've been on 4chan too long

>> No.8228226

sam hyde is my husbando
he even has a tranny fetish

>> No.8228243

>>8227958
>Chinese
>communist
China is the closest we have to a fascist state at the moment

>> No.8228303

>>8228243
Communism and fascism are not just practice, they're theory. Chinese theory is nothing like fascism even if the practice bears superficial resemblance to it. Actually Deng Xiaoping and the post-Mao leaders are better Marxists than Mao ever was.

>> No.8228333

>>8228199
Actually I just got here like a month ago. I was in the audience at the TedX talk. That was a dark chapter in my life.

>> No.8228337

>>8228333
What was your impression of Sam like? Did he rock your world anon

Hope you're in a better place now