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> Ask a girl out for the first time in 22 years of existence
> Girl sitting in the library, reading manga
> Kinda plain, but cute
> Creep around her for half an hour from a safe distance, acting like I'm looking for a book
> I really was, but still
> Finally muster up courage,approach and ask her if she's free sometime in the near future
> *giggle* "Ugh...nah thanks"
> She quickly stands up and leaves
> Librarian saw it happen
> mfw

Don't fall for the "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BRO!" meme. My self esteem is at an all time low. That's what I get for being born ugly.
Never again.

>> No.8197156

>"ask her if she's free sometime in the near future"

wtf does that even mean?
did you even try to talk to her?
yeesh

>> No.8197160

>>8197151
>asking out a stranger in a library
Fucking creep.

>> No.8197164

>>8197156
What was wrong with that? That's a perfectly reasonable question to ask someone who you're trying to meet. It's ten times more polite than what some guys say. You did what you could OP nobody should knock you for trying.

>> No.8197177

>>8197160
it's only creepy if you're not attractive

>> No.8197186
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8197186

literature

>> No.8197187

>>8197177
So you used to think you were some kind of blond Menelaus before this happened?

>> No.8197191

>>8197187
nope, just stating facts

>> No.8197195

>>8197164
If the first thing you say to someone is "are you free sometime in the near future" then yes it is pretty fucking weird.

>> No.8197196

>>8197177
Wrong.

>> No.8197202

>>8197191
then you shouldn't expect positive results with tactics which, as you say, only happen to work with attractive males if you already knew you're not an attractive male
now go back to your containment board

>> No.8197204

>>8197151
Did you even try making conversation?

PRO-TIP: "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BRO!" only applies to acting like a goddamn alpha male who owns the whole joint. What you should have done is sit down NEXT to her and asked her what she was doing, then building a conversation from there.

If you're incredibly alpha like me, you would have slapped that book out of her hands and pulled your dick out then and htere, but it takes time to get to my level.

>> No.8197207

>>8197196
no you're wrong

>> No.8197212

>>8197177
Post pic with a skirt on

>> No.8197215

>>8197202
i'm not op, retard

>> No.8197226

>>8197215
You do right

>> No.8197227

>>8197186
top fucking kek

>> No.8197231

don't we have /soc/ and /r9k/ for this? i mean even if it happened in the library it doesn't make it /lit/ related

>> No.8197241

>Don't fall for the "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BRO!" meme
What have you lost exactly?
You didn't expect it to work 100% of the time, so sure, you will get some reference experience and get better like when learning an instrument.

>>8197195
this, talk and see if you click on some level at least, before you fix a date

>> No.8197245

>>8197195
/thread

>> No.8197251

>>8197151
this comic is spooked as fuck

>> No.8197256

Like OP, if I randomly went up to you in the street and asked HEY DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN what the fuck would you do? Are you seriously asking her to arrange a date with you after being first aware of your existence only 45 seconds ago? Would you even want to date someone who would be crazy enough to do that?

>> No.8197265

> All these fags falling for stale pasta
Admittedly, it's pretty recent.
>>8197186
Good costume tbqh, heard the real costs > 2000$ tho.

>> No.8197268

>>8197186
The fuck is with that denim jacket, CIA is business-casual not business bad boy

>> No.8197298

>>8197204
Wtf, sit down next to her? No, that's a horrible, pushy way to try and talk to someone.

>> No.8197302

You should probably talk to someone before you ask them out

>> No.8197306

>>8197298
Beta faggot pussy detected

this is why you're a virgin bro

unless you're a girl trying to berate me in which case: Post feet

>> No.8197311

>>8197298
Your first mistake was trying to pick up a girl in the library

>> No.8197339

Did you find the book you were looking for though?

>> No.8197347

what did you lose

>> No.8197354

>>8197151
>>>/r9k/

fuck off

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>>8197151
Wasn't this thread in /r9k/? You looking for sympathy OP?

>> No.8197358

>>8197186
All those legos but you can't lego of the idea that anyone will love you

>> No.8197372

>>8197151
Stop shitting up our board, you pathetic cunt. If you're this much of a bitch about being turned down by a stranger you clearly aren't mature enough for a relationship.

>> No.8197374

>>8197298
srs nigga?

>> No.8197391

>>8197151
I fucking love these comics because you can tell the guy who makes them is a 5 foot tall Asian

>> No.8197397

>>8197151
At least learn her fucking name first

>> No.8197405

>>8197177
Not really. Most girls won't agree to hang out with a guy they've never met before, even if he looks like Ryan Gosling

>> No.8197421

>>8197391
How shit do you have to be at life to blame other people for not finding you attractive?