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>enjoying a book
>girl enters the story
>character has sex
>close book, hug dakimakura and cry

>> No.8186457

>tfw reading a book while getting a BJ

>> No.8186474

>>8186457
>dfw getting a bj on the toilet while reading Infinite Jest

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>>8186457

>> No.8186499

saw these two absolutely stunning girls today (think they were both models) and it made me sad

>> No.8186508

i feel u op, it always makes book seem so unrealistic, hate that shit

>> No.8186515

>stoner's amazing sex with Driscoll

made me envious to be frank

>> No.8186539

>>8186478
Infinite Job

>> No.8186555
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>lying around bare in bed with red sheets reading occasionally, watching netlix, browsing, getting plumbed by my dyke stud until both of us are exhausted from the exertion to pleasure

>> No.8186559

>>8186499
Now I am too.

>> No.8186569
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>reading Taipei
>main character proposes an orgy
>both girls happily accept
>mfw I'm not him

I want to be in an orgy so badly...

>> No.8186672

>>8186555
>too ugly to attract a man

haha that made me happy, the antitode to sexy model blues is fat dykes

>> No.8186686

>>8186569
Then have one, you retard, at least if you're not morbidly obese, disfigured or crippled, it's not hard at all. Just join one of those degenerate facebook add groups

>> No.8186711

>>8186672
It's vice versa bud. But you're too ugly to attract men or women.

>> No.8186726

>>8186711
/lit/ is a bully-free zone. please take your rude comments somewhere else.

>> No.8186732

>>8186726
You started it meanie face

>> No.8186740

>>8186711
lol please, same-sex sex is so fucking easy, it takes about as much effort to get laid by the same-sex as it takes to wack off...and since it can never produce children, that's all it is, mutual masturbation, i'd rather wackoff than get a blowjob from a fag

>> No.8186755

>>8186740
>i'd rather wackoff than get a blowjob from a fag

Nobody is sucking your dick, except from yourself.