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815048 No.815048 [Reply] [Original]

>Sitting by the pool reading.
>Mom's friend asks what I am reading.
>Say, "Siddhartha" and continue reading.
>Not Twilight?

People will only know of three books/book series. Twilight, Harry Potter, and the Bible.

I'm pretty sure they're all the same thing, though.

>> No.815050

go away

>> No.815106

How old are you that your mom only reads Twilight? My mom doesn't even know what Twilight is, and she's reads thousands of books.

>> No.815113

>>815106
How old are you that you completely disregard words in sentences?

Loljk. IRL oldfagz love that shit.

>> No.815146

Don't compare Twilight to Harry Potter.

>> No.815165

>I'm pretty sure they're all the same thing, though.

>undead
>wizard
>undead wizard

c wat u did there, OP

>> No.815173

The Bible doesn't have Dumbledore, fuck you.

>> No.815181

ITT: The only books OP has read (except for The Bible)

>> No.815191

I dunno people generally know about popular authors too like Terry Pratchett and Steven King.

>> No.815221

>>815191
>know about popular authors like... Steven King
>know about... Steven
>know
>Steven

...Stephen.

>> No.815246

People are dumb but you are so smart

>> No.815259

>>815246

So well said.

Just perfect.

>> No.815287

-Hanging out at the pool with mom
-Reading "Siddhartha" in public
-Talking about Twilight

Not only is he immature, but I think he made up the story too

sage this shitty greentext thread