/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.8138730]

>It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear, first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and shit it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress.

[Anonymous No.8138744]

>When you realize James Joyce writing about his scat fetish holds more literary merit than anything you will ever write.

[Anonymous No.8138756]

Scatophilia and sodomy are sins against God. What a messed up person.

[Anonymous No.8138760]

>>8138756

>What a messed up literary genius.

Fixed.

[Anonymous No.8139844]

Jimbo you dirty old man. Still, very boner inducing material.

[Anonymous No.8139923]

>Irish """people"""
>muh shit
>muh farts
>muh Parnell

[Anonymous No.8139939]

>>8138730

Geniuses fetishize assholes
I fetishize assholes
I am a genius

Q. E. D. My syllogism is flawless. Now I feel better jacking it to Mike Adriano compilations, which further solidifies the soundness of my reasoning.

[Anonymous No.8140311]

D-Did he really write that?

[Noodle Bro No.8140852]

>>8140311
Yes. Look up his letters to nora. The best. There is also one about nora's farts.

[Anonymous No.8140908]

>>8138730

He's the only author I know who shares my fetish.

Sad.