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>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>> No.8131973

Classic Tolkien

>> No.8131987

>>8131973
lol good point

>> No.8132002

>>8131987
I am now #Nerdfighter.

>> No.8132127

>>8131972
>>8131973
So the eagles were just made up by a manic elven dream girl map maker? And winter is coming is a nuclear winter that'll give everyone cancer and make them insufferable metaphors?

>> No.8132136

>>8131972
>This machine kills YA writing cucks
What did he mean by this?

>> No.8132222

classic dano

>> No.8132224

>>8132136
dunno

>> No.8133636

>>8132222
Classic Dennis the Menace.

>> No.8133654

This post is the end result of years of /lit/ meta humo(u)r.