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8092314 No.8092314 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: wildly misinterpret the moral of a book.

>only pretty girls get the guy, so ugly girls should just kill themselves

>> No.8092324

Lord of the Flies: boys will be boys.

>> No.8092337
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8092337

He doesn't rape his sister, Phoebe.

>> No.8092661

Notes from the underground: be nice and friendly torwards others otherwise you'll end up like him

>> No.8092666
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8092666

We should have diversity at any cost.

>> No.8092679

>>8092314
revolutionary road: move to paris immediately

>> No.8092695
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8092695

Vladek Spiegelman probably deserved it

>> No.8092707

The idiot: the main character is an idiot.

>> No.8092741

>>8092695
savage.

>> No.8092909
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8092909

a geometry lesson.

>> No.8093529

>>8092707
but... he was. he was a huge idiot.

>> No.8093560

Anna Karenina is all about the sanctity of marriage and nothing at all to do with how to mow your grass and find peace within physical labor, and union with those of a lower caste.

>> No.8093586

Animal Farm: pigs are evil therefore bacon is good. :^)

>> No.8093607
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8093607

>we must run around in America, smoking pot and trying to discover new, young cultures such as lusty negroes

>> No.8093618

The fountainhead: rape is alright because the girl you are raping may turn out to be an emotionless sociopath like yourself and love you as a result.

>> No.8093647

>>8093586
Bacon IS good

Even vegans say so

>> No.8093713
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8093713

Don't read fiction, it makes you stupid/crazy

>> No.8094159

>>8093713
I... I thought that was the moral.

>> No.8094171
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8094171

Retards always fuck up

>> No.8094179
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8094179

>> No.8094226
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8094226

Look guys I wrote how to save your ass and get a place in Heaven. P.S. if you did not help me enough you get a spot in hell.

>> No.8094233

>>8094179
that book sucks so bad. god it sucks. i fucking hate that book. did you like it? i bet you suck if you liked it. man it sucked. fucking died hugging her children? come the fuck on. fuck that dumb ass book, hobbling up a mountain to bury a head as a 7 month pregnant woman? come the fuck on.
what happened to the kid? fuck that book. fuck that dumb ass book.

>> No.8094247

>>8093713
I think this would be more for fantasy/YA fiction rather than fiction lit

>> No.8094258

>>8094233
Calm down. Did you take your pill today?

>> No.8094269

>>8094258
>hur hur muh pill
>hur hur muh mental illnesses are funny
>hur hur inner peace
fuck off with that nonsense you pleb, i think you're fucking ugly minded and none of the snarky bullshit you'll ever post will make anyone love you. you're fucking worthless, you shitball.

>> No.8094270
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8094270

Reading is bad

>> No.8094287

>>8094269
Ok.

>> No.8094308

>>8094287
>hur hur muh clever posts
fuck off, you interminable faggot. no one's laughing, you loser, everyone knows what a failure you are and what a failure you'll always be. that is if they even fucking notice you. you're a fucking pissant.

>> No.8094331

>>8094308
I hope you'll keep me entertained.

>> No.8094359

>>8094331
>hur hur muh dehumanizing comments
the only reason you're here is to insult other people, you're cruel and you have a disgusting heart that can only produce the vilest of ordure. you can't help but hurt others because your soul is empty, you fucking asshole.

>> No.8094426

>>8093647
I think it's funny how every vegan I've ever met always tryna make some fake bacon cuz u no they be missing the real stuff like nigga just eat bacon lmao

>> No.8094432

>>8092314
Why was the movie version of Eponine so fucking pretty like even prettier than Cosette gah it made me upset

>> No.8094440

>>8094359
Thanks for the laughs.

>> No.8094451
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8094451

Animals are fucking dumb.

>> No.8094586

>>8094440
np. i'll be here all week.

>> No.8094742
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8094742

Ireland turns people into straight bitch niggas

>> No.8094858

>>8093607
actually its more like:
>we need to avoid the decline at all costs with fascist policies!

>> No.8094892
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8094892

>>8092314
All history professors are nazis, and digging tunnels in your basement is a good way to relieve stress.

>> No.8094916
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8094916

No matter how sad your life is, there's plenty of crazy chicks out there who still want your dick.

>> No.8095107

>brave new world

The humanities will make u wanna kill urself

>> No.8095181

1981 : You will only be happy if you conform and follow the government

>> No.8095190

>>8092661
Wasnt it the morals? I think ill have to reread it

>> No.8095192
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8095192

>Drinking Jack Daniel's makes you go insane

>> No.8095509

>>8094586
cool

>> No.8095604
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8095604

China sucks.

>> No.8095623
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8095623

TAKE IT EASY!

>> No.8095640
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8095640

you shouldn't give responsibility to pigs

>> No.8095644

2001: a space odyssey

Computers can be mentally ill too

>> No.8095666

>>8094270
Book burning is bad works too

>> No.8095680

moby dick: man needs a purpose in life

>> No.8095681

>>8094892

Between your post, seeing the stark cover, and reading a synopsis on Amazon, I'm actually interested in Gass now. danke schön mein Freund, perhaps not the place to ask but if anyone else has some appraisal or suggestions of his work, I'd be happy to read it.

>> No.8095701

>>8094432
seriously. dem teddies got dayum

>> No.8096169

>>8095681
Well, there's enough Gass to go around, I like to think. If you are interested in something more subdued, check out In the Heart of the Heart of the Country; if you are looking for something more virtuoso and flashy, check out The Tunnel or Middle C; or, if you want some writings on language and literature, check out The World within the Word or Habitations of the Word.

>> No.8096201

>>8092661
...what was I supposed to get from this?

>> No.8096212
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8096212

everything will work out okay if you just stay true to yourself

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>>8092314
Any desultory string of letters can be a classic novel if you're oppressed enough.

>> No.8096251

>>8094171
Alternate reading: euthanasia is morally justifiable.

>> No.8096280

>>8094742
Alternatively:
Athiests are all pseudo-intellectual snobs

>> No.8096282

>>8096212
Uh oh

>> No.8096309
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8096309

>>8092314
Just b urself

>> No.8097034

>>8095192
>theater destroys morality
t. Rousseau

Or:
>drugs make you happy

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8097180

Kill yourself.

>> No.8097192

>>8094451

Great one

>> No.8097845
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8097845

Don't stick your dick in dying whores

>> No.8098142

The Sorrows of Young Werther:

If you're beta you should kill yourself.

>> No.8098150
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8098150

Stop being such a depressing nerd.

>> No.8098163
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8098163

Fascism is good

>> No.8098244

>>8095680
Gotta make a living

>> No.8098260

>>8098142
Tippity top kek

>> No.8098268

>>8092314
>you must be fucking little girls.

>> No.8098445
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8098445

Kill the poor.

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8099016

If you do conform.
You will.

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8099043

>>8099016
*Don't
>>8092314
"Geometry is like sex."

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8099064

Never return to the scene of the crime/ and or confess

>> No.8099072
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8099072

life's a bitch and then you die
that's why we get high