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8083786 No.8083786[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

you STRUGGLE towards a PATRICIAN lifestyle

while CHAD simply enjoys his PASSIONS

>> No.8083798
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8083798

CHAD eats PIZZA
YOU read books about FARTS

>> No.8083825

>>8083786
My PASSION is the STRUGGLE. I am CHAD.

>> No.8083830

>>8083798
CHAD inhales FARTS from NORA'S ass

while you PATHETICALLY comment on TEGAN'S goodreads PROGRESS

>> No.8083840
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8083840

>CHAD plows her on the bookSHELF
>YOU wrote her a POEM/YOU hate YOURSELF

>> No.8083841

CHAD riverrun, past EVE and ADAM'S, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a COMMODIUS VICTUS of recirculation back to HOWTH CASTLE and ENVIRONS.

>> No.8083847

>>8083841
when will bookcels learn?

>> No.8083859

Chad, just as powerless as you are against the laws of nature, inevitably becomes flabby at age 50 and discovers what internal suffering is. Chad teaches P.E. and waxes poetic about his Chad days to a gaggle of middle schoolers - no one cares. Chad's thoughts become chaotic, confused but years of crushing puss, drinking Vegas Bombs, and football concussions have left him unable to properly wrestle with the void. Chad dies alone in the dark, surrounded by women and children who don't understand him. He looks back on his life of ephemeral pleasures one last time and is swallowed by the void.

Same thing happens to you but you're slightly less distraught, in fact somewhat relieved to meet your end because it was all a ride anyways.

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8083867

>CHAD eats ice cream, YUMMY YUM
>YOU smell her farts, that come from her BUM

>> No.8083869

>>8083859
CHAD here. dude can you fucking DELETE THIS!

>> No.8083888

>>8083859
>>8083869

LMAO

while you attempt to INSULT CHAD, he MINDFULLY acknowledges your ANGER

while you TRY to tear him down to YOUR level, he sits quietly in the fourth JHANA

while you try to READ his FUTURE, CHAD realises the METAPHYSICAL FUTILITY of such an endeavour and FORESEES the REBIRTH of TRUE-BEING

CHAD will ENJOY the intricacies of the COSMIC SYSTEM; while you attempt to ATTACK innocent chad ONLINE

>> No.8083891 [DELETED] 

CHAD translates FINNEGAN'S WAKE into ANCIENT GREEK while reading GRAVITY'S WAKE BACKWARDS while he's messily PLOWING your MOM'S PUSSY with his MEATY MEMBER.

>> No.8083900 [DELETED] 

CHAD translates FINNEGAN'S WAKE into ANCIENT GREEK while reading GRAVITY'S RAINBOW BACKWARDS while he's messily PLOWING your MOM'S PUSSY with his MEATY MEMBER.

>> No.8083903

you RUSH to finish the book you're READING in order to IMPRESS strangers on GOODREADS

while CHAD enjoys the experience and LOOKS FORWARD to the next time he can IMMERSE himself into the WORK

>> No.8083904

CHAD translates FINNEGAN'S WAKE into ANCIENT GREEK and reads GRAVITY'S RAINBOW BACKWARDS while he's messily PLOWING your MOM'S PUSSY with his MEATY MEMBER.

>> No.8083907

>>8083859
CHAD goes to CHURCH
YOU maintain an endless SEARCH

>> No.8083911
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8083911

>CHAD plays football.. what a LAD
>YOU cry in your room, your writing is BAD

>> No.8083916

I realize that this is sort of a meme thread, but I am new here and have a question. What is this board's fixation with patricians? Patricians are born, not made. That's why they are called patricians.

>> No.8083919

>>8083916
the PATRICIAN/PLEB DICHOTOMY was created by a TRIPFAG called CLT on /mu/ a FEW years ago

it refers to those with good, often ERUDITE, taste; PLEBS are those with poor, BANAL taste

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>>8083786
I do it because I'm a manlet who cannot enjoy passions. Back at college I averaged speaking to 5 girls a day with a success rate of 1 girl every 2nd day, whereas success is getting a number. Out of those every 3 agreed to a coffee.

Besides girls chad activities seem bland to me, besides sport.

My passions are not very fiery, but dull and solemn. I don't do what I do because I'm a patrician, but because I am good at what I do and enjoy it.

Overall I admit to have little joy in life and would prefer to be chad.

I,at last, work a psychotherapist and probably will soon need one myself. I'm done with the world. Fuck me.

>> No.8083981

If you don't simply ENJOY the PATRICIAN STRUGGLE of your PASSIONS themselves, then I suspect you should read more STURM und DRANG