/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.8082296]

>professor calls me a pleb

[Anonymous No.8082305]

>professor is a pleb

[Anonymous No.8082310]

>pleb professor calls me a pleb

[Anonymous No.8082319]

>pleb calls me a professor

[Anonymous No.8082321]

>pleb colleagues ask pleb questions to a pleb professor who can't even answer them

[Anonymous No.8082325]

>professor calls me "professor pleb"

[Anonymous No.8082329]

>silence everybody! Anon please stand up and tell us what you need to say. Do you believe you are better than your peers?

[Anonymous No.8082360]

>frogs reading books

[Anonymous No.8082363]

>professor takes me to his office after the lecture and molests me

[Anonymous No.8082364]

i want the frog people to leave

[Anonymous No.8082379]

>>8082296
>professor takes me into his office, tells me to close my eyes so I can suck Sea Men out of a hose

[Anonymous No.8082388]

>>8082363
Masha, you might be Alciboades tier. We all working for the bussy

[Anonymous No.8082404]

>>8082360
> You let a ho through the pimp's door! I told you a thousand times: hoes go through the ho door, pimps go through the pimp door. Ho door, pimp door! Got it?

> Pimpdor! Pimpdor!

> Oh Pimpdor, you loveable oaf with a giant cock.

[Anonymous No.8082407]

>>8082296
he's not wrong

[Anonymous No.8082412]

>>8082296
Same here

[Anonymous No.8082431]

>>8082407
me on the right

[Anonymous No.8082439]

>pleb calls me a professor

[Anonymous No.8082643]

>>8082407
he's been closer to a qt than i ever will

[Anonymous No.8082661]

>>8082363
be hard

[Anonymous No.8082675]

>>8082329
>Yes sir

[Anonymous No.8082681]

>>8082329
"no"

[Anonymous No.8082682]

>Professor Pleb calls me my pleb professor's professor

[Anonymous No.8082697]

>adjunct calls me a fucking white male

[Anonymous No.8082698]

>>8082329
>better at what?

[Anonymous No.8083077]

>>8082296
Your professor is just mad because you are young and have a brighter future. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.8083083]

>>8082296

>tfw professor tells you to stop bringing up DFW in class discussions

[Anonymous No.8083121]

>calls proffesors me a pleb

[Anonymous No.8083259]

>>8082363
>professor takes me into her office after the lecture and molests me

[Anonymous No.8083267]

>>8082296
If your professor actually called you a a pleb, he is a tool that probably thinks lit or reddit qualify as academic discussion.

You are also probably dumb.

[Anonymous No.8083277]

>>8083077
As a part-time teacher on college (I give business classes late after my job as Chief product officer for a chemical firm) I can say this:

Some people are plebs, and some students are so fucking dumb you just want to roll a newspaper and hit them in the head like a bad dog.

[Anonymous No.8084150]

>>8082329
Only the black or female ones sir

[Anonymous No.8084536]

>Teacher asks class what they thought of the assigned reading
>share something of interest I found in the text
>Silence
>Professor says, "Does any one ELSE have anything they'd like to share?"

[Anonymous No.8084553]

>professor cant speak english
>professor also writes the exam paper

[Anonymous No.8084572]

>accidentally mutter faggot after professor dismisses class
>the class pauses for a full thirty seconds before gathering their materials and leaving

[Anonymous No.8084579]

>>8082296

>tell class my favorite authors are Mark Twain and George Orwell on first day of class
>later in the semester professor comments that I'm very well read
>know for a fact I'm not

[Anonymous No.8085243]

>>8082329
"y-you too"

[Anonymous No.8085291]

>>8082296
>Professor calls me to talk about our mutual disdain for plebs

[Anonymous No.8085312]

>bring up tough problem with categorizing novel
>ask professor what he thinks
>"I don't know, people use different models"
fuckin hell mate you're supposed to be teaching me this isn't an exercise in futility

[Anonymous No.8085324]

>>8084536
this happens to me all the time
and I have good comments too, I think. and of course every time he asks for questions I always have one I was already thinking about.

I don't think the other people like me very much. I just like learning. At least they fucking retarded anymore since it's upper division, it's definitely a better environment when people know what they're talking about

[Anonymous No.8085351]

>dress up a /pol/ tier argument in vaguely academic language
>tutor says it's brilliant

[Anonymous No.8085531]

>pleb professors call me professor

[Anonymous No.8085591]

>ten minutes before class starts and the professor hasn't shown up
>half the class bragging about how they skimmed some online summary on the way over from the dining hall

[Anonymous No.8085786]

>Introduce prof to Emil Cioran.
>She buys his works and reads them.
>Nothing bad happens.

Sorry guys, I am not so good at this.

[Anonymous No.8085815]

>talk about the "Wandering Jew" and mention several of his occurrences in literature
>refer to him as the "Traveling Kike"
>teacher says that the character is actually called the "Wandering Jew"
oops ;^)

[Anonymous No.8085833]

>prefessor calls me a plob

[Anonymous No.8085948]

>processional calls me a Paulus Tarsensis

[Anonymous No.8085961]

>4chan users make several forced, unfunny and wholly redditesque pun variations on the OP, already slaves to the Heideggerian Das Man

[Anonymous No.8085971]

>professor calls me his nigga
>we're both white

[Anonymous No.8086005]

>work on my novel for a couple of years
>hand it to my professor
>he labels it as 'juvenile' and gives mes a copy of Slaughterhouse five
>"Read this, it will help you"

[Anonymous No.8086013]

>>8084579
He was making fun of you

[Anonymous No.8086024]

>professor calls me a "..."
>but I am the professor
>but not really

[Anonymous No.8086063]

>>8082296
>professor smacks my ass in front of class
>I am the professor
And thats how I lost my job.

[Anonymous No.8086110]

>>8085351
Well, /pol/ is brilliant.

[Anonymous No.8086130]

>>8085312
>this isn't an exercise in futility
As someone with an English Degree

top kek

[Anonymous No.8086349]

>>8086024
damn...

[Anonymous No.8087975]

>>8082364

reported

[Anonymous No.8088166]

>>8082661
RESIST TEMPTATION