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>Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

What are some other amazing openers?

>> No.8077997

This is the worst post that I have ever seen on this board.

>> No.8077999

>>8077997
kek

>> No.8078014

Ice creaming comes across the sky

>> No.8078073

>>8078014
The malevolent marshmallows are gaining ground

>> No.8078335

>>8078073
The putrid poop streams out heatedly from the sore bottom.

>> No.8078343
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8078343

>>8077985
>tfw you'll never be as stately or plump as Buck

Just end it now