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>book has chapters

>> No.8076988
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8076988

>open book
>"Chapter 1"

>> No.8076994
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>book makes the first letter of every chapter huge and ornate

>> No.8076995

>open book

>its a page

>its made of paper

>close the book

>burn

>> No.8076996

>>8076995
>printed pages
>in the current year

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>open book
>it's written entirely in ebonics

>> No.8077019

>open eyes

>words

>words everywhere

>pour sodium cyanide in eyes

>arrive at heaven's gate

>Peter reads my name from the book of souls

>reads

>words

>words fucking everywhere

>even in the sweet release of death I do not know peace from this evil

>> No.8077034

>>8077019
I'm dying, man kek

>> No.8077040

>>8076994
Filthy Protestant.

>Reviling the beautiful calico artistry of the Catholic holy books made with intemperance by the most holy of monks
>GET OUT, Sacrilegious SWINE

>> No.8077076

>book is sectioned into unevenly sized chapters, headlined with dates instead of numbers or names

>> No.8077092

>>8076971
There is nothing wrong with chapters.

>> No.8077124

>>8077040
im convinced a catholic from the counter reformation time traveled here to post this.

>> No.8077144

>>8077124
You know nothing, Heretic. You sot. You and your ilk are living on borrowed time. My filial duties to The Lord should shake you to your core.

HEATHEN
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A
T
H
E
N

>> No.8077357

>>8077076
Not sure if trolling, but explain.

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>book is sectioned into many small chapters
>mfw

no better feeling in the world

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>>8077371
gonna have to agree w/ you there partner!

>> No.8077645

>>8077371
>>8077375
Now fuck.

>> No.8077676

>book was actually the 300 page long book that I wrote in my own blood as I lay on the floor wondering why i can't feel my heart beating
When will these silly authors ever learn?

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8077688

>book has characters

>> No.8078216

>>8077688
>book's about a nog

>> No.8078228

The last two books I read didn't have chapters.

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>book isn't audio

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>Read book
>No pictures

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8078457

>book consists of words

>> No.8078484

>>8078457
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wordless_novel

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>>8078484
>book has pages

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>1 phrase chapters

>> No.8078547

>>8077124
have an upboat

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>each chapter alternates POV
>one POV is much more entertaining than the other
>every switch is torture

>> No.8078569

>>8078564
This is exactly why one POV is better

it actually forces you to know what the fuck you're doing

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>>8078457
>Book consists of matter

>> No.8078584

>watch foregin film
>it's a book with pictures

>> No.8078594

>>8078584
such a great feeling

>> No.8078596

>>8078584
>watch film

>"foregin"

>Ascend into the beyond realm

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8078947

>book conveys information

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>>8078526

>> No.8079167

>>8079162
>book has an author

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>>8079167
Shit, forgot le angry frog.

>> No.8079208

>>8078596
Remember to pull back your foregin.

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>oral tradition

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8079494

>book has niggers