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Post your picture and 3 favourite authors.
Other anons decide if you're /lit/ or r/books based on supplied data.

>> No.7972931

>>7972911
Hitler
Schopenhauer (on Women)
Evola

>> No.7972944
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7972944

>>7972911
Old(ish) picture, but w/e

Süskind
Kafka
Hesse

>> No.7972949

>>7972944
fucking lmao thanks for the laugfh

>> No.7972953

>>7972944
consider taking the redpill, you fat effeminate nümale cuck

>> No.7972956
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7972956

>>7972911
Hi, my name is Fred.
My favourite three books are: My collection of Emerson's essays, my collection of Greek Tradegy (in Ancient Greek of course) and Schopenhauer's Die Welt als Wille und Vorstellung.

I'm trying my best to enjoy life at the moment :)

>> No.7972971

>>7972944
hey at least you are on a date

>> No.7972973
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7972973

Maugham
mishima
Celine

>> No.7972996

>>7972949
Np pham

>> No.7973006
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7973006

>>7972911
I look similar to the guy on this cover but with blonde hair and shittier facial hair.

Kafka
Voltaire
Ernest Hemingway

>> No.7973010
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7973010

>>7972973
>numale detected

>> No.7973030

>>7972953
>>7973010
Reminder that if you were born in the 80's or 90's and post on 4chan, you're a nu-male.

>> No.7973033

>>7973010
I don't look like any of those guys lool

>> No.7973038

>>7973033
If you're the emasculated faggot in the pic, then yes you do.

>> No.7973053
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7973053

>>7972911
DFW
Camus
Asimov

>> No.7973058

>>7973038
well if you say so. someone sounds jellies cuz he uglier than I lel

>> No.7973059

>>7973010
isn't that just another term for hipster

>> No.7973069
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7973069

>>7972911
Rand
Freud
Nietzsche

pls bully

>> No.7973076

>>7973006
so not similar at all?

>> No.7973077
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7973077

>>7973059

>> No.7973078

>>7973058
>beard
>glasses
>hat to hide receding hairline
>fag shirt

Bet you don't even support Trump

>> No.7973081

>>7973069
I don't like your glasses

>> No.7973082

>>7973069
>Rand
hopefully it's not the Rand I'm thinking about or I'll take your fucking lunch money punk

>> No.7973084

>>7973069
Similar - resembling without being identical.

>> No.7973089

>>7973069
If its Ayn Rand, You're probably not a bad guy at heart but you're outwardly annoying.

>> No.7973091

Pic would look like a mix b/w Justin beiber and Ryan gosling.

Fav authors
Shakespeare
Tolstoy
That guy that wrote the Bible, I think his name was Alexander dumas

>> No.7973094

>>7973078
I'm Canadian. trump is hilarious. I hope you stupid yanks get him for president. I miss george bush Jr type presidential antics

>> No.7973096

>>7973082
Taking my lunch money will make you a moocher and de-value currency. Bring back the gold-standard.

>>7973081
Not my glasses but okay.

>> No.7973105

>>7973094
deus vult, my white brother

>> No.7973109

>>7973091
Fuck off, reddit

>> No.7973118

>>7973094
Canada isn't really in any position to shit talk a country's potential president. You dumb assholes elected a pretty retard as PM.

>> No.7973122

>>7973069
You're the classic pseudo-intellectual.

You don't understand that both Rand and Freud have been thoroughly debunked and are no longer discussed by anyone who actually knows anything about economics or psychology.

Worse yet, you're another one of those cringey people who read Nietzsche without any of the necessary philosophical framework because you think it'll make you deep.

You probably think "God is dead" means "Richard Dawkins was right".

If this was a troll, 10/10

>> No.7973130

>>7973118
I voted for harper. all your candidates though weeeeeeeeew lad hahaha. who cares. Vote trump for the LULZ

>> No.7973131
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7973131

>Marcus Aurelius
>Evola
>Tolkien

>> No.7973132
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7973132

Posting with my high school yearbook picture lol

Lucretius
Voltaire
Sam Harris

>> No.7973136

>>7973078
What is with all this balding shaming? Are you a woman?

>> No.7973140

>>7972944
Nice

>> No.7973144

>>7973132
I hate you for comparing Lucretius and Voltaire to Sam Harris. Should have gone with Dawkins and Hitchens to make the meme fly.

>> No.7973148

>>7972944
10/10 would banter with

>> No.7973156

>>7973131
get some better favorites, fuck

>> No.7973162

>>7973136
lol my hair isn't even receding you cunts

>> No.7973175
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7973175

>>7973156
I rarely read more than one book by an author, these are literally the only ones that I re-read or have read other books by.

>> No.7973177 [SPOILER] 
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7973177

Vonnegut
Hemmmingway
McCarthy

pls no bully

>> No.7973181

>>7973162
Not saying you are, I just don't understand why the site is so negative towards balding people. Balding men get enough shit of women, we shouldn't give them more shit on top of that. Disliking a man for aspects of his appearance which he has no control over is very feminine in my opinion. I say this as a man with no signs of balding so far.

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7973182

>>7973122
wew lad. You got one part right, I am a pseud.

I think that you have misinterpreted me and my choices.

Freud is valuable because he is the father of psychotherapy. Nearly every vein of psychotherapy has, in some way, draw from Freud. Distinctions in theories arise based on whether on not the theorist approves of Freud.

Ayn Rand builds a strong case for individualism and money. Although her metaphysics are bogus, one can not deny her contributions to individualism and libertarianism.

God's death is a cause for weeping bro.

Thanks for the critique bro.
8/10 would Socratic dialouge with again

>>7973089
Appreciate it bro.

>> No.7973191
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7973191

Virgil
Cervantes
Apollonaire

>> No.7973199

>>7973140
>>7973148
If either of you live in Melbourne, come to NGV tomorrow night for the Art book fair, and we can drink asahi and bitch about current affairs.

>> No.7973200

>>7973181
everyone's just an edgelord and try and make fun of you no matter what for what ever reason they can imagine

>> No.7973204

>>7973191
>implying

>> No.7973206

>>7973191
i'm a girl btw

i'm a writer/10

>> No.7973208

>>7973191
tits or gtfo

>> No.7973209

>>7973191
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7973218

Fresh from the press. Hopefully no one will track me down.

>Sabato
>Chesterton
>Sor Juana

pls no bully

>> No.7973220
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7973220

McCarthy
Burgess
Hemingway

fight me, fags, I dont care

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7973223

>>7972944
lol

>> No.7973231

lol all the catholic christposters and evola-tier weirdos look like absolute neckbeards. who would have imagined.

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7973232

houellebecq
hemingway
wilde

>> No.7973235

>>7973231

post yours, fag

>> No.7973241

>>7973235
I'm not an attention whore

>> No.7973243
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7973243

Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand

>> No.7973246

>>7973220
Your cat looks exactly like mine.

>> No.7973248

>>7973241
(you)

>> No.7973251

>>7973218
Would

>> No.7973254
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7973254

>>7973243

>> No.7973258
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7973258

Faulkner
TS Eliot
Hemmmingway

>> No.7973265

>>7973258
Do you have a nice butt?

>> No.7973266
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7973266

lol

>> No.7973267
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7973267

>>7973243
11/10 Would build a transcontinental railroad for my own personal benefit with.

>> No.7973275

>>7973251
Would what?

>> No.7973277
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7973277

>>7973220
Cat owner master race checking in.
Here's a pic of my boy.

>> No.7973287

>>7973266
True patrician.

>> No.7973291 [DELETED] 
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7973291

Yates
camus
calvino

>> No.7973294

>>7973291
fuck

>> No.7973298

This is not a "post a picture of yourself" thread, fuck off.

>> No.7973303
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7973303

This is me. Some of my favorite authors are visible in the image.

>> No.7973310
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7973310

Dostoevsky
Dick
Hesse

>> No.7973311
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7973311

Yates
camus
calvino

>> No.7973316

>>7973303
The bread in your collar was a nice touch

>> No.7973317

>>7973311
HEYWHAT'SUPGUYS
ANTHONY FANTANO HERE
THEWORLDSBUSIESTMUSICNERD

>> No.7973320

>>7973310
I like your style. that's the outfit I wear every single day. tell me your wearing black vans ?

>> No.7973321

>>7973310
>he likes dick

lmao

>> No.7973322
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7973322

>>7973303
Very fresh and splunky meme, my dude

>> No.7973323

>>7973311
You look very angry.

>> No.7973324

>>7973265
yes

>> No.7973325

>>7973311

Your head is smaller at the middle. Is that a medical condition?

>> No.7973326

>>7973310
Would

>> No.7973327

>>7973317
lol damn you youngsters and your knowledge of random YouTube people!!! get me every time.

>> No.7973330

>>7973320
grey vans or converse usually

>>7973326
thanks senpai

>> No.7973334

>>7973330
close enough

>> No.7973337

>>7973324
nice

>> No.7973340

>>7973325
pulled out of mom's vagina with tongs bro. fucked my shit right up.

>> No.7973347

>>7972944
fuck off, Ebert

>> No.7973350

>>7973340
That's sad, man. I thought it was because of the glasses making an optical illusion, but tough luck.

I don't really like Camus but have enjoyed the little Yates I have read. Know any poems by heart?

>> No.7973371

>>7973350
joking. it's the glasses.

>> No.7973374

>>7973069
>>7973311
hey! You're that cringey faggot that did that Blood Meridian "review", aren't you?

>> No.7973378

>>7973371
I know, anon. I mean, c'mon. It's not funny if you acknowledge the misunderstanding. Now share some fucking Yates, godammit.

>> No.7973381

>>7973374
yes!

>> No.7973384

>>7973374
no

>> No.7973390

Zizek
Kafka
Kierkegaard

>> No.7973397

>>7973390
You forgot to post pic

>> No.7973398
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7973398

Wolfe
Lawrence Sterne
Mishima

>> No.7973400

>>7973398
cute

>> No.7973404

>>7973398
>Sterne

A true patrician if I ever saw one.

>> No.7973408
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7973408

>>7972911
I wish I had good pictures of me, but I'm ugly af

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7973416

>Joyce
>Kierkegaard
>Vonnegut

>> No.7973418

>>7973416
r u an homo

>> No.7973421

>>7973400
Thanks. Getting old though. Thank goodness for the baby face. Hopefully the hair will hold up another 15 years ...

>> No.7973422

>>7973416
gross

>> No.7973423
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7973423

>>7973397
I purposely didn't post one.

>> No.7973424
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7973424

>>7973277
Joining the cat owners

>> No.7973425

>>7973418
No, just unfortunate.

>> No.7973426

>>7973421
dude your like 27 wtf you talking about

>> No.7973429
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7973429

>>7973424

>> No.7973433

>>7973058
dude you are ugly and fat. stay virgin

>> No.7973435

>>7973426
I'm 38 actually

>> No.7973440

>>7973435
i don't beleive you

>> No.7973441

>>7973435
wtf

>> No.7973451

>>7973433
hey that's not nice I'm not fat lol or a Virgin lool >>7973311
>>7972973

these are both me. can't say much for the ugly thing.

>> No.7973453

>>7973426
I am going to be 39 next week

>> No.7973458

>>7973435
Ninja lol

>> No.7973462

>>7973440
That wasnt me but they got the age right.

>> No.7973468

>>7973462
You were not me but I am you now.

>> No.7973470

>>7973462
ayyy i got it first try

psychoanalysis - 1 atheists - 0

>> No.7973475
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7973475

>>7973440
Me in the late 70s.

>> No.7973476

>>7973470
what kind of psychoanalysis anon?

>> No.7973480

>>7973470
Did you know who I was or just guess?

>> No.7973487

>>7973480
was a guess, i just assumed it was around that age based on your concerns

i dont actually know what psychoanalysis is but i assume it's what i did

>> No.7973489

>>7973487
also on how you look

>> No.7973492

>>7973487
Spot on. I am a meme around here though ... aramini.

>> No.7973496

>>7973489
Yeah the face weight is hard to keep off in the late 30s

>> No.7973497 [SPOILER] 
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7973497

Borges
McCarthy
Dostoevsky

pls no hate

>> No.7973501

>>7973475
Is that the child you sacrificed in order to keep your looks?

>> No.7973505

>>7973053
kek I went to college with him

>> No.7973513

>>7973501
Heh heh I guess you could say that. My dad is 40 in that picture, I just took after him.

>> No.7973517

>>7973206
>thread's purpose is asking for picture
>tries to spin her as more of an attention whore than the rest of the faggots posting their faces
I'd rather see a cute girl than any of you spergs

>> No.7973520
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7973520

Faulkner
Yeats
Melville

>> No.7973524
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7973524

Charles Dickens
John E. Williams
Nathaniel Hawthorne

>> No.7973526

>>7973520
sup uli

>> No.7973527

>>7973517
m8 why don't you leave with the straight girl and we'll get back to talking about the greeks.

>> No.7973532

>>7973526
who?

>> No.7973534

>>7973520
I thought you were a qt girl.

Anyway, nice eyes. (no homo)

>> No.7973535
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7973535

Borges
McCarthy
Nietzsche

>> No.7973542

>>7973527
>/lit/
>actually talking about the greeks

>> No.7973552

look at all these YeCarthy fans. no wonder my video had so much backlash.

>> No.7973558

>>7973534
thanks

>>7973552
are you the blood meridian review guy?

>> No.7973559

>>7973558
yeah I'm that faggot that should kill myself lol

>> No.7973562

>>7973559
please dont. use that energy instead to surprise everyone and make a great review next time.

>> No.7973563

>>7972944
Would flirt with
>>7973524
I feel like you might be a prick in real life.
>>7973520
We have the same laundry bag.

>> No.7973565

>>7973559
Yep

>> No.7973569

>>7973559
link video pls

>> No.7973572

>>7973552
Actually it is just uncomfortable watching someone who clearly has Aspergers trying to translate /lit/ culture into real life.

>> No.7973577

This is fucking embarrassing.

>> No.7973579

>>7973191

How/where to meet /lit/ women after college? (serious question)
Also, which translation of Aeneid should I read?

>> No.7973597

>>7973542
plebes ite >>>/his/toriam, hic sunt lacones etcetc

>> No.7973602

>>7973577
Nah, I'm honestly curious what people on here look like.

>> No.7973604

>>7973527
i hope this is bait.

>> No.7973605

>>7973572
so your saying I'm a good actor?

>> No.7973606

>>7973563
I don't think Im a prick, but I guess its hard to tell

>> No.7973611

>>7973605
>Justpretendinghurrdurr.jpg.

>> No.7973619

>>7973611
lol you got me

>> No.7973626

can somebody link the video for fucks sake?

>> No.7973630

>>7973626
Really not worth watching...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEVX42Pg1xw

>> No.7973658

>>7973630
don't forget to subscribe!

>> No.7973659

>>7973630
you tried too hard egghead also are you 6'2?

>> No.7973661

>>7973630

can't believe I got memed into watching this video

>> No.7973668

>>7973630
Oh god. Stop.

>> No.7973669

>>7973232
Literary qt

>> No.7973679

>>7973668
>>7973661
>>7973659
loooooooooooooool 6'1

>> No.7973684
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7973684

nietzche
camus
borges

>> No.7973689

>>7973679
fuck that was supposed to be my first guess

>> No.7973699

>>7973684
hey pol am i white

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7973703

>>7973630
please delete this

>> No.7973727

>>7973630
>auhul bayeed enhn sthoughf
I cringed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtEmOb0WLEw

>> No.7973750
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7973750

Flaubert
Sybille Bedford
Lermontov

>> No.7973757

>>7973750
why you dressed like that

>> No.7973765

>>7973750
I like your hair.

>> No.7973769
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7973769

Ive read too little to yet know what enough about literature but ive been lurking here occasionally to gain insight from my sempais. Ill just post a picture of me, im sorry i broke the rules of the game, but who is there to punish me except my own incompetence.

>> No.7973777

>>7973769
Get the fuck out normie.

>> No.7973795

>>7973757
I had probably just got off work. I tend to wear a lot of button downs in general though :/
Do I look like a nerd?

>> No.7973802

>>7973765
Hah thanks, it's grown out since, a little less unruly.

>> No.7973805

>>7973750
>>7973757
>>7973795
I think the way you are dressed looks fine. A little uptight maybe.

>> No.7973806

>>7973795
nah just kinda sloppy. Hopefully you had your shirt buttoned up so you couldn't see the undershirt. or wear a very neck next time. work place casual?

>> No.7973824

>>7973520
James MacAvoy!! I loved Filth

>> No.7973842
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7973842

>>7972911
Bolaño
Marquez
Pynchon
(!!!!!BONUS!!!!!!!!)
DeLillo

>> No.7973846
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7973846

Stendhal
Goethe
Jack London

>> No.7973854

>>7973630
>saying 4chan memes outloud
cringe

>> No.7973862

>>7973750
>>7973520
you guys are cute

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7973877

>>7973266

>> No.7973887

>>7973806
Yeah workplace casual. A tie might be overdoing it there.

>> No.7973891

>>7973862
Thank you :)

>> No.7973898

>>7973877
Lol you know who that is

>> No.7973908

>>7973750
Oh cool, the 11th doctor posts here

>> No.7973910

>>7973842
Would

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7973932

Joyce
Kafka
Herodotus

n-no bully

>> No.7973934

>>7973932
good

>> No.7973937
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7973937

why does everyone look like some bitch. except for 40 year old man and angry skinhead.

>> No.7973941

>>7973937
u look leik a bitch

>> No.7973942

>>7973937
>said the frog poster

>> No.7973947

>>7973132
Fuck off. I can google an image too.

>> No.7973961

>>7973254
>people should act only according to self-interest.
Objectivism>Sophism

>> No.7973971
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7973971

barth
gaddis
hawkes

joining cat friends. rip :(

>> No.7973975

>>7973526
kek

>> No.7973976

>>7973971
good taste, good face

>> No.7973977
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7973977

Homer
Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Shakespeare

>> No.7973983

>>7973977
lol

>> No.7973985

>>7973976
yeah he was a cute cat

>> No.7973986

>>7973977
You see those numbers in the image name? That middle section, 953321581379814? That's your unique facebook ID, Kiel. Don't post images on 4chan from facebook without renaming them.
Or just don't post pictures of yourself on 4chan full stop, anyone.

>> No.7973992

>>7973986
r u hacker

>> No.7973998
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7973998

is there anyone here from this night???

>> No.7974000

>>7973998
love guy in the top left

>> No.7974006

>>7973998
r those girls? what is this

>> No.7974013

>>7974006
no, those are not girls.

>> No.7974014

>>7974006
they're always lurking.

>> No.7974019

It's weird to think about it, but some people have a vagina instead of a penis

>> No.7974023

>>7973998
yep, I am...

>> No.7974043

>>7973971
I wish that was my pussy in your face

>> No.7974048
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7974048

NABOKOV
SHAKESPEARE
FUCKNER

>> No.7974053
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7974053

>>7974048
>>>>>>>

>> No.7974056

>>7974048
>>7974053
It's nice that we have plenty of attractive people here

>> No.7974058

>>7974053
r u in the smiths

>> No.7974059

>>7974053
Lesbian, or... ?

>> No.7974060
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7974060

>>7974048
>>7974053
>faggy instagram kiddie likes Nabokov

>> No.7974061

>>7974059
she doesn't look like one

>> No.7974062

>>7974058
MY MUM SAYS I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE IN THE SMITHS BUT I DONT KNOW WHO

>>7974059
YH IM A LESBIAN I LOVE THAT PUSC MMMMM HAHA 100

>> No.7974066

>>7974060
I DONT HAVE AN INSTAGRAM, NOR IS THERE A FILTER ON THAT PHOTO MY HPONE JUST SUCKS

>> No.7974068

>>7974062
>>7974066
you're definitely not capsguy so idk what you think you're doing

>> No.7974069

>>7974068
who

>> No.7974071

>>7974069
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/4206268-capsguy

>> No.7974075

>>7974062
Probably mc ride

>> No.7974083

>>7973497
You're a good looking fella anon, smile and grow your hair out

>> No.7974086

>>7973535
Theon?

>> No.7974089
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7974089

Peter Mathiessen
Thomas Wolfe
Grass

>> No.7974092

>>7974089
nice

>> No.7974096

>>7973266
You look like a certain liar.

>> No.7974101

>>7974089
lol what happened to your hair. looks like the barber just gave up after cutting the sides

>> No.7974104

>>7973425
The only thing that's unfortunate is your gay ass haircut.

>> No.7974117

>>7974089
are you inbred?

>> No.7974132

>>7974096
?

>> No.7974135

>>7974043
post tits

>> No.7974137

why do so many of you look like nu-male trash

>> No.7974141

>>7974137
like who?

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7974143

>>7973517
how many women have you saved so far on the internet?

>> No.7974146

Any man who doesn't have Cary Grant's exact facial structure is nu-male trash

>> No.7974147
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7974147

Marx
Lenin
Trotsky

>> No.7974151

>>7973998
i'm still waiting for the return of cigarette-smoking geralt. i only saw him ever for 10 minutes

>> No.7974159

>>7973199
cunt

>> No.7974164

Dostoievski (all time favorite)
Sanderson (for my cheesy fantasy fix)
Caragiale (you never heard of him)

Don't have a pic but I'm asian. We all look the same anyway.

>> No.7974171

>>7974164
Damn, that guy has an enormous Wikipedia article for someone I've never heard of

>> No.7974174

>>7973199
I'm in Melbourne but we probably have completely opposite political views on politics so I'm not sure how well that would go down.

>> No.7974175

>>7973842
>Paul Murray
you're a beautiful person.

>> No.7974178
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7974178

Kafka
Dostoyevsky
PKD

>> No.7974181

>>7974178
>Kafka

mah n-word

>> No.7974188

>>7974181
>Franz Kafka
I love his work. What's wrong with that?

>> No.7974194

>>7974164
i have a special word for people whose favorite writer is dostoevsky. nineteen.

>> No.7974195

>>7974188
wtf way to misinterpret my post completely

>> No.7974197

>>7974188
i don't think were was an implication

>> No.7974198

>>7974188
nothing you dumbass, my nigga is ebonic for much respect

>> No.7974203
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7974203

John Greene
William Gibson
J.D. Salinger

>> No.7974205

>>7974198
I thought you were trolling. Sorry.

>> No.7974209

>>7974205
hang around some black folks some time

>> No.7974211

>>7973750
you look exactly like the dude from parks and rec. bonus fashion tip: if you must wear a shirt under a button-up, don't let it be seen (ie tank top), it's just bad style bro

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7974212

DFW
George Saunders
Wilde

>> No.7974215

>>7973769
why are you flattering strangers on the internet while depreciating yourself? also your photo is sideways.

it's time to rethink some things, anon

>> No.7974225

>>7974205
I kind of was, desu. I would never say "n-word." I'm too straightforward to not say what I mean.

>> No.7974229

>>7974209
>hang around some black folks some time
I am Black.

>> No.7974231

>>7974171
I was abot to suggest you find a translation of his important works but his humour is all about his way of speech and voice and I don't think it can be translated well.

>>7974194
What's wrong with Dosto? Who is your favorite author? Le bandana man?

>> No.7974235

>>7974225
Nigger

>> No.7974242

>>7974229
hang around some black stereotypes then

>> No.7974244

>>7973191
please talk to me

>> No.7974247

>>7974242

I was being defensive. After all I'm on 4chan.

>> No.7974257

>>7974231
dostoevsky is like, passable as a great writer. but he's such a low-tier great writer. that, coupled with the fact that he's every teen's first intro to existentialism (beside maybe sartre), makes me so angry at all these people who hold him up as the goat. it's quite obvious that people who love dostoevsky haven't read enough of the canon.

his psychology is rudimentary. his prose is so stiff, even tolstoy writes better. and tolstoy is not great because of his prose.

>> No.7974262

>>7974257
>waaaah, i get mad when a lot of people like something

just shut the fuck up already
i'd love to see you write a better novel than dostoevsky you pseud faggot

>> No.7974284
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7974284

Chekhov
Tacitus
Plotinus

>> No.7974287

>>7974262
Shit argument.

Ooh I'd like you to sing a better than 1 D!!!!!!

>> No.7974290

>>7974257
u mad

>> No.7974296

>>7974247
are you what's called an "uncle tom"?

>> No.7974298
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7974298

The Holy Spirit
Garcia Marquez
Dostoevsky

>> No.7974299

>>7974262
>>7974290
this is the most predictable response. i bet dostoevsky's cum tastes good doesn't it, kid? my being mad has nothing to do with his writing, has everything to do with you fags having small worlds and big egos, which is why you defend him so hard

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7974302

>>7974296
No Im an English major busting his ass to in college to have a better future.

>> No.7974303

>>7974302
so what's an uncle tom

>> No.7974306

>>7974287
>calls a factually true statement a shit argument

you can't write better than Big D and you condescend to not only criticize him but actually get buttmad at people who like him.

>My word these plebs clearly haven't read enough of "The Canon" heh heh heh heh heh

Rudimentary psychology and stiff prose. You're probably in your 20s and read him in translation.
Your criticism of him is so shallow as to be totally meaningless. Just because Dostoevsky is a meme doesn't mean your deep when you become spout off the anti-meme. You're still the same level dumbass. Tired of pseuds like you shitting up this board.

>> No.7974311

>>7974302
why an english major tho? you want a better future, you be doctor.

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7974317

Bolaño
Herbert
Steinbeck
>fuck originality

>> No.7974319

>>7974317
you look high as hell

>> No.7974323

>>7974299
Yeah you clearly have a big world and a small ego, getting mad at people because they like Dostoevky
kek

>> No.7974325

>>7974306
you realize, that you are the real cancer here? you post in these meme threads every day. I have never seen a single thread, hell, even a single post, actually defending dostoevsky. why is that? because no one here actually can. I challenge you to do it right here, right now, instead of taking the easy way out: "your criticism is meaningless heh heh I'm so smart because you're shallow"

anything else is you avoiding the fact that you fell for a shitty /lit/ meme

>> No.7974327

>>7974083
Thanks friend, I actually had pretty long hair up until about a month ago, then I shaved it all off. It's growing back pretty quickly though.
Also I look goofy when I smile.

>> No.7974329

>>7972911
>Michael Ondaatje
>Dennis Cooper
>Flannery O'Connor

>> No.7974331

>>7974323
mmm that cock tastes good doesn't it? I don't hate people who like dostoevsky, I hate the fact that so many people like dostoevsky. It's the same feel about hating the fact that so many people like Bieiber or Jackson Pollock. of course, you wouldn't understand that, insulated as you are from real literature

refer to >>7974325

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7974334

Fuck, I did it wrong.

>Michael Ondaatje
>Dennis Cooper
>Flannery O'Connor

>> No.7974337
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7974337

García-Márquez
Mann
Faulkner

>> No.7974338

>>7974306
>implying you read the original
i'm sure it's not too hard to give me some moon-rune shitposts then, right?

>> No.7974339

>>7974325
>calling one of the most well known authors in history a /lit/ meme

Goddamn you're retarded, does this stupid board actually have that much of an influence on how you think?

>> No.7974340

>>7974331
nigger i promise you i've read more of the canon than you and dostoevsky is still excellent

>> No.7974349

>>7974339
>>7974340
>nigger nigger
>you're retarded you're retarded
the shitposting continues. I suppose you don't even have a copy on hand to give me some passages. i hope you realize you are the real reason this board is shit. someone asks you to talk about literature and all you do is mudsling

>> No.7974350

>>7974319
nah man, just drinking Coors Light all night

>> No.7974351

>>7972944
you look like a retarded dick sucker
>>7973218
missing link/10
>>7973220
hi martin shkreli
>>7973232
I bet you have the Shins on your iPod
>>7973243
bully from an 80s movie/10
>>7973311
the crowding up top is giving you those ducklips btw
>>7973630
If I was 25? and made a video like this I would probably just kill myself god damn
>>7973769
hi Elliot Rodger

>> No.7974352

>>7974350
white trash say what

>> No.7974356

>>7974349
>calls one of the most renowned authors shit
>claims you're asking people to talk about literature

Wew

>> No.7974361

>>7974356
greentext moar, i'm sure you have something new to say this time (s.)

>> No.7974363

>>7974349
Nigga I don't even count dostoevsky anywhere near my favorites but he is so far from what you say he is. Stop being a contrary an edge lord on a Mongolian throat singing forum and go read a book

>> No.7974371

>>7974363
oh yeah, he's "so far" from what I say he is? What did I actually say? his psychology is rudimentary, his prose is stiff, and he's a low-tier great writer. that's not a diss. I dissed you for liking him, that's different, and you're still 19

>> No.7974377

>>7974349
Listen, no one gives a shit if you like Dostoevsky or not, you've obviously made up your mind about his writing, but the fact that you have so much derision for people who like an author that has a firm place in the western cannon is ridiculous.

>> No.7974379

>>7974371
first time i posted in this thread friend, just dropped by and saw you sperging out.

i dont even have strong feelings on dostoesvky. he's pretty good wrote some cool stuff but damn your autism is something else.

>> No.7974380

>>7974352
not necessarily, i happened to be at a concert where the cheapest beer was 5 dollars, in fact it was the classiest i have felt from drinking a beer as smooth as the rockys

>> No.7974386

>>7974377
once again refer back to the comment where I said i dont hate these people i hate the fact of their whiteknighting for dostoevsky. overpraise is a thing, but cocksuckers like yourself think that someone like dostoevsky is the goat, or at least beyond reproach or censure

>>7974379
you can stop pretending to be new to the thread, samefag. there's a counter down at the bottom right corner that shows how many posters there are

>> No.7974413

>>7974386
I really don't think he's beyond reproach, you're just mad and making shit up now.
also you accused me of shitposting because I called you a tard and now you're calling people cocksuckers as if that's any better. You're no better than anyone else here, faggot.

>> No.7974416

>>7974371
He's right anon. Stop being so paranoid. I'm the asian anon who liked dosto and whom you called nineteen.
I agree that I'm not uber lit, but I still like dostoievski. No reason to not like him. Funny that you bashed me for liking dosto and not sanderson.

Is this /lit/?

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7974425

>>7974178

>best guess for this image: black college student

>> No.7974435

>>7974425
This picture is very useful, thanks.

>> No.7974441

>>7974413
>>7974416
>>7974413
>>7974416
oh i'm paranoid? every single favorite authors thread. crtl-f dostoevsky, dozens of hits. like I said, he's a meme. not that there's any substantive defense, because like I said people don't have exposure so he's a favorite by default. and every time someone notices that and says "maybe dostoevsky isn't all that great, maybe he's being overpraised, and y'all are just riding his dick," all the minions come out of the woods and defend him: "you're just jelly," "you're just mad," "if ur so great then write better than him," "your criticisms are meaningless" (an empty dismissal), i.e. shitposts.

>> No.7974453

>>7973191
>Apollonaire

>> No.7974462

>>7974441
But I never said anything anon. You were arguing with the wrong person the whole time.
I like Dosteievski because he's very comfy to me and he writes great stories with meaningful themes.My other 2 favorites are Sanderson who writes fantasy and Caragiale who writes satire and theatre plays.

>> No.7974464

>>7973998
WHO IS THE MIDDLE GIRL

>> No.7974471

>>7974464
Clover.

>> No.7974475

>>7974441
That's right anon, some people do think he's great, get the fuck over it.

>> No.7974476

>>7974471
Trip or namefag?

My god she represents the Platonic form of beauty.

>> No.7974487

>>7974476
I wanna see her and the guy in the top left fuck

>> No.7974495

>>7974475
thanks for missing the point yet again. in the same vein, "some people" think Jackson Pollock is great. I will not get the fuck over it, in fact, I will fight overpraise until I die, because that's one of the fatal flaws to the reading population that I desire

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7974497

Hugo
Stendhal
Solzhenitsyn

>> No.7974500

>>7974497
baby john green

>> No.7974506
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7974506

Borges
Cortazar
Dostokeksy

>> No.7974509

>>7974495
No seriously, you need to get over yourself. If you think Dostoevsky being one of someone's favorite authors is an actual problem you're deluded.

>> No.7974510

>>7974506
would would would

>> No.7974512

>>7974510
he's 5'6

>> No.7974514

>>7974497
Get some hair please. You're not bad-looking, but you need more hair

>> No.7974515

>>7974512
like i give a shit

>> No.7974521

>>7974509
I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do, bitch. aint nothing you can do to stop me except make better threads and shitpost less.

>> No.7974523

>>7974521
Look how fucking mad you are you little babby I bet your hands were trembling just typing that hahahahahaabahabah

>> No.7974529

>>7974510
t-thanks
>>7974512
5'11" actually. Can't escape the latino blood I guess.

>> No.7974531

>>7974523
>shitposting
i expected nothing less from you

>> No.7974532

>>7974529
tfw when white Spanish but 5'8 JUST

>> No.7974534

>>7974529
>>7974512
Got it wrong, I don't know the imperial system well. 5'9".

>> No.7974541

>>7974534
you could just google the conversion from cm to ft

>> No.7974545

>>7974541
I thought I knew it because a 1.8m tall friend told me he was 6'1" tall.

>> No.7974564

>>7974531
Oh but you're not?

>> No.7974588

>>7974497
grow hair and lose the glasses or get better ones then you will become attractive

>> No.7974595

>>7973310
Today I came across mentions of Dostoyevsky while doing research into temporal lobe epilepsy and Geschwind syndrome and I'm not really sure how I feel about him anymore.

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7975053

Action shot. No bully pls.


>Asimov
>Pynchon
>McCarthy

>> No.7975267

>>7973520
When was the last time you saw the sun?

>> No.7975412

>>7974337
Fredryk Phox?

>> No.7975641

>>7975053
You look like a good friend.