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7963345 No.7963345 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: We write the suicide notes of authors who killed themselves.

>> No.7963350
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7963350

I'm going to kill myself.

Sincerely, David Foster Wallace

>> No.7963351
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7963351

gibe nukrear bomb amerikatsu or i wirr seepoopoo!

>> No.7963352

>>7963350
I stole this from the last time we had this thread btw. Not OC.

>> No.7963354

>WE HAVE TO GO BACK! GO BACK TO BEFORE THINGS WERE SO ABSURD, TO 1885!

What did he mean by this?

>> No.7963358

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt.

>> No.7963377

>>7963358
I thought this was a meme thread. You're not supposed to write their actual suicide note.

>> No.7963474
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7963474

It's going to be a car crash or some shit s'il te plaît, lol I don't care.

>> No.7963479

>>7963358
fuck

>> No.7963511

Ay sup senpai this is ya boy dave wally cming acha east side cuz a real nigga always do it east side u feel tbqh senpai a nigga just tryna get a nut and all the squirrels alredy got em ya feel so i finna pop one headside jk senpai gunna hang myself cuz thats wut a real nigga do just like they lynchin me amirite enyway a nigga gots too much depressed shit so ttyl ps this mean imma kill myself like with a rop aight

>> No.7963520

Down I go to the bottom: the great wink of eternity. Death presumes no carnage, but this single change. The sea lifts with the seal's wide gaze towards paradise; her undinal vast belly moonward bends to no earthly shore. Let thy rear, more savage than the death of kings, speak the unbearable reply, whose accent no farewell can know.

>> No.7963523

>>7963511
Yo nigga DEE EF WALLY. What the fuck may, you be fuckin' ridin' on that infinity joke. Ain't no joke to ME nigga, shit had me ballin', and I ain't talkin' no b-ball haha you know me, noh that tennis shit eitha, I be talkin' straight CRYIN' yo, like a bitch. Please don't go my man, I love you.

>> No.7963524

>>7963474
how absurd

>> No.7963528

>>7963505
>>7963512
>>7963520
I don't get it

>> No.7963546

>>7963523

Signifying Crappers

>> No.7963550

>>7963528
Why did you do this to me? I made mistakes, just leave me be!

>> No.7963553

>>7963345

Well, I guess this is the same website that has /b/.

>> No.7963559

>>7963550
just b urself man, the first one was fine, typos and all

>> No.7963565

>>7963559
thx

>> No.7963745

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

>> No.7963754

For sale: hemingway sized shoes, never worn

>> No.7963780

For sale: crocs, worn daily