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HEY WHAT'S UP LIT?! HAPPY 4/20, BTW!

So, in honor of this great American holiday, I just bought this book and I'm super stoked to read it! I just got home and i just put some pizza rolls in the oven and I'm gonna roll a fat shaggy and this afternoon is gonna be the shit, bro!

So what you guys think? GOOD CHOICE, RIGHT?!

Yo, no one tell me what happens, though. I'm super stoked to read it and I hate when people spoil stuff for me. Like, dude, my friend told me that movie No Country for Old Men sucked because it didn't have an ending and then I was like, "bullshit it didn't have an ending, it's a movie," and he was like, "naw bro seriously there's no ending," and I was like, "bullshit." Then I went and saw the movie and, shonuff, no ending and I was super pissed. I'm still not sure if I was super pissed because he told me there was no ending or that there was no ending to the movie but, in any case, I don't like spoilers.

Anyway, SO PSYCHED! 4/20!!! STONERS RULE!

>> No.7945070

>He actually took the time to post this.

sad clown face

>> No.7945083

>>7945070

WHAAAAAT? Bro, I'm just waitin' for my pizza rolls.

>> No.7945090

>>7945066
can you try harder? it's not even remotely funny.

>> No.7945091
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>>7945066

>> No.7945099

According to the posters counter, this>>7945091
is OP same-fagging.

>> No.7945111

>waiting for pizza rolls in the oven instead of just nuking them for a minute

Anyone actually read while stoned though?

>> No.7945119

>>7945111
What's the difference? It's the same words on the page.

You sound like someone who's never tried drugs before.

Nothing changes outside of you. It's only a shift of perspective and that you can carry with you as knowledge after the experience.

>> No.7945126

>>7945111
tried. cant concentrate. read a fw sentences and whatever is being depicted turns into it's own thing and diverges into other topics in my head.

it's and interesting experience because it makes my mind go real fast and I get inspired to write or draw but not good for actual reading.

>> No.7945127

>>7945119
I actually smoke weed fairly often. I just decided to read the other night instead of playing Mario stoned and was surprised at how easy it was for me to concentrate.

>> No.7945131

>>7945127
wow

>> No.7945437

>Board is called /lit/
>Isn't about smoking them buds
Dude What? LMAO

>> No.7945444

>>7945437
Sick bump, OP.

>> No.7945446

>>7945127
I have a friend who gets high before every exame using that exact argument. He's a medicine student, which worries me a bit tbqh
I can't even concentrate after a single puff

>> No.7945448

>>7945066
that's such a bad cover

>> No.7945459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlDGnXtoHWY

>> No.7946089
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7946089

never forgetti

>> No.7946155

>>7945459
the fucking teeth
hahahahahhahahahahah
why the british are so ugly lmao

>> No.7946390

>>7945111
Yeah I like it, something slow and comfy like Lord of the Rings or Moby Dick is pretty nice, you have to read everything twice to take it in though

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>>7945459
so this is the kind of girl /lit goes after? lol lmao. over at /fit we like REAL girls thank you very much. keep your homoerotic autism to yourself boys.

>> No.7946424

>>7945066
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.7946444

>>7946089
shes cute

>> No.7946767

>>7945111
i like to read poetry stoned