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0002 word essay on pic related due tomorrow and haven't even started yet. Please help me.

>> No.7934594

"lol memes"

>> No.7934599

give up

>> No.7934605

"Do homework"

>> No.7934622

>>7934590
"stop fapping"

>> No.7934625

infinite JEST

>> No.7934663

>>7934590
Stop gaming.

>> No.7934691

Send help

>> No.7934693

You're Gay

>> No.7934697

>>7934590
Study more.

>> No.7934701

kill self

>> No.7934713
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7934713

>>7934590
Smash ZOG

>> No.7934752
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7934752

>>7934713
Not to derail this fine thread, but out of curiosity I would like to ask; since we have been secretly ruling the world, for O these many decades abd more doesn't that make *us* the Master Race?
Asking for a friend :)
Thanks,
Rabbi Jewey Greedstein

>> No.7934758

AAPL buy

>> No.7934759

>>7934590
Nothing matters

>> No.7934760

Stay determined.

>> No.7934765

Apple stocks.

>> No.7934766

>>7934590
Have Sex

>> No.7934769

Please help.

>> No.7934770

no drugs

>> No.7934774

Thanks, me

>> No.7934778
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7934778

nospacesbecauseicansendyouonlytwowords fearisnotsomethingyoucaneverfullyescapebutwhenyouencounteritinpersuitofsomethingyouwantalwaysremembertoconsideritasignthatwhatyou'reseekingisimportantandIamsavingustimebytellingyoutogetinthehabitofignoringitandtakingaction

>> No.7934807

Invest in Dogecoin LLC

>> No.7934848
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7934848

more drugs

(OR)

kill self

>> No.7934854

grow up

>> No.7934883

How young? If fetus, I would say:

Self-abort!

>> No.7934890

Fuck her

>> No.7934922

>>7934752
>.png

>> No.7934923

>>7934590
BIOLOGY DEGREEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.7934924

>>7934605
Yesssssss

>> No.7934928

Start doing cool shit now even if it sucks

>> No.7934931

>>7934928
Also, spend less time doing good and college. Instead have fun with your friends/network

>> No.7935142

>>7934590
Focus MMA

>> No.7935157

ur gay

>> No.7935191

please
thanks

>> No.7935200

>>7934590
"Kill yourself"

>> No.7935291

>End it

Alternatively

>Kill yourself

>> No.7935330

Buy bitcoin.

>> No.7935631

>>7934778
younger you should have just learned German

>> No.7935652

Strive harder.

Learn Chinese.

>> No.7935712

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

>> No.7935726

invest facebook (or something similar. whatever is the stuff on the stock marked your younger self can buy)

>> No.7935731

Jonas dies.

>> No.7935734

Transient?

NO.

>> No.7936075
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>>7934770
this

>> No.7936076

>>7934765
I can't possibly imagine how that would go wrong.

Dad cancer.

>> No.7936082

>>7934590
Oil Paint

>> No.7936118

>>7934590
dad hospital.
>>7934765
this is better than 'kill self'
>>7934923
why? bio degree is generally a pre-med. I'd say engineering is more quick and less stressful, don't recommend tho (am undergraduate)

>> No.7936125

See psychiatrist

>> No.7936131

>>7934590
fuck everybody

>> No.7936134

Read books

>> No.7936153

>>7934590
Don't Drink
Don't Smoke
Don't Drugs
Don't videogames
Don't Girls
Please Study
Read Faggot
Cut Hair

Any one of these is fine.

>> No.7936155

>>7936153
that is all terrible advice
except maybe please study

>> No.7936156

>>7936153
Read, tonsure.

>> No.7936162

>>7936155
Given my current state I strongly disagree.

>> No.7936231

Inside job

>> No.7936243

>>7935712

Underrated boast

>> No.7936258

>>7934590
'suicide, faggot'

>> No.7936263

>>7934590
'sports almanac'

>> No.7936281

Choose drawing

>> No.7936284

Write now!!!!

>> No.7937495

>>7934590

>Change Nothing

Without having wasted all the time I did, on things I now consider "a waste of time", I wouldn't know what a waste of time is.

>This is a classic "what do you regret" garbage essay assignment.

There is no way to know what you would regret (in terms of minor things. Not murder or some next level shit) without having committed that regret to begin with. Do I wish I studied instead of the games I played in high school.

NO

I only know I could have used that time wasted better. I wouldn't know that otherwise and I'm glad I realized it was a waste before it was to late. I have no regrets in my life what so ever

Write your essay on that and your stupid fuck face teacher will have respect for you

>> No.7937499

>>7934590
"Relax, everything is going to be fine"

>> No.7937508

>>7937499
Damn it's two words : "don't worry" then but then again where would I be if I didn't worry all the time.

>> No.7937509

>>7934590
engineering major

>> No.7937756

>>7934590
git gud

>> No.7937767

>>7934590
Baby Shoes
Accept Islam
Floss Daily
Stretch Daily
Masturbate Less
Stop that

>> No.7937777

keep kylie

>> No.7937828

>>7936076
Thats... Sad, man, I'm sorry about whatever happened.

>> No.7937839

Waste time

>> No.7937869

Rare pepes

>> No.7937871

>>7934590

wew lad

>> No.7938019

not Olivia

>> No.7938049

>>7934590
Get adderall

>> No.7938178

helium mask

>> No.7938190

enjoy studying at university more, and worry less about grades and getting into elite universities

>> No.7938202

>>7934758
NFLX long

>> No.7938220

Justa mole.

>> No.7938246
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7938246

dont worry

>> No.7938258

>>7934590
"kill self"
"flex spine"
"go gay"
"read Hegel"
"you're fag"
"gets worse"
"stupid cunt"
"NAMBLA mascot"

>> No.7938262

Just fuck the crazy chick, she's moving in a few months turns out anyway. Don't be a wizard

>> No.7938346

>>7936153
>Don't Girls

>> No.7938349 [DELETED] 

>>7934590
exercise happiness

>> No.7938357

>>7934590
Exercise everyday.

>> No.7938365

>>7938357
"Everyday" is an adjective. You mean "every day" (two words :P).

>> No.7938419

Shit's metasticized.

>> No.7938488

>>7934622
Beat me to it

>> No.7938524

>>7938419
chuck'ld

>> No.7938535

>>7934590
One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say...

>> No.7938546

I'm tired

>> No.7938548

>>7934590
no internet

>> No.7938789

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>> No.7938799

Read Žižek

>> No.7938810
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7938810

STOP DAD

>> No.7938888

Never fart

>> No.7938896

Don't skype

>> No.7938899

>>7938888
nice quads

>> No.7938913
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7938913

>>7938548
this

>> No.7938917

>>7938899
Nice dubs

>> No.7938939

>>7934701
>>7934701

>> No.7938952

>>7938917
Nice jack fuckin' shit

>> No.7938962

just give up.

>> No.7938980

Max Stirner

>> No.7938998

Call CPS

>> No.7939011

two words

>> No.7939016

GET TESTED

>> No.7939033

Non-Resistance. PUA.

>> No.7939046

>>7934590

Cherish her while you still have her.

>> No.7939049
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7939049

ÞUNGUR
U
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G
U
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HNÍFUR
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F
U
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>> No.7939324

Tell her.

>> No.7939348

>>7934923

oh hey marco

>> No.7939349

eat less

>> No.7939350

ur fag

>> No.7939358

Ncomputer Oscience

>> No.7939588

>>7934590

"Candle Ja-"

>> No.7939768

There might be much more important things to say, but I believe this is enough.
Dear younger self, please hand your work in on time. No matter how busy you may be during the week, just get it done.

>> No.7939783

>>7934590
Quit dope

>> No.7939789

gap year

>> No.7939796

>>7934590
Nothing Matters.

>> No.7939814

>>7936153
AT LEAST I CAN
FUCKING THINK

>> No.7939825

>>7934590
give up

>> No.7939850

EAT MONEY

>> No.7939855

>>7938488
wankey wankey

>> No.7939859

REJECT APATHY

>> No.7939868

study ornithology

>> No.7939878

baka desu senpai

>> No.7939879

>>7934590
AAPL investing

>> No.7940039

B.E yourself

>> No.7940044

from the

>> No.7940066

stretch wrists

>> No.7940073

two words

>> No.7940078

Start Cutting

>>7934765
>Love this guy

>>7934883
>>7935200
>>7936258
>>7938049
Acceptable

>> No.7940080

"lol fagget"

>> No.7940095

Chase Larisa

>> No.7940099

murder bailey

>> No.7940100

Never Better

>> No.7940103

AVOID 4CHAN

>> No.7940105

>>7934590

Exposition; denouement.

>> No.7940106

>>7936076
>Dad cancer.
this

>> No.7940132

>>7934691
this is actually pretty good

>> No.7940181

>>7934590
Écoute Mehdi.

>> No.7940780

Watch anime.

>> No.7940810

Acquire currency

>> No.7941207

>>7934590
vote trump

>> No.7941220

>>7934590
"Please Help."
You wrote it before you even posted it.

>> No.7941434

>>7936243
thank you so much for acknowledging my post.

>> No.7941587

google existentialism

>> No.7942235

>>7934590
clam nigger

>> No.7942270

Invest Google

>> No.7942328

pull out

>> No.7942331

>>7934590
Help them.

>> No.7942349

I'm writer

>> No.7942356

>Wear retainer.

I am 20 now and had my braces off when I was 15 but I didn't care enough about my hygiene and health to actually wear the retainer that I was given for free by the NHS. Now my teeth are pretty straight but they are starting to move in ways they wouldn't have if I had have just listened to the dentist.

15 year old me still probably wouldn't listen but damn, if only I had have listened to the dentist!

>> No.7942359

>>7934928
>>7934931
>what are two words

>> No.7942382

levi dies

>> No.7942385 [DELETED] 

>>7934590

dont wank

cut your hair

learn maths

start doing pull ups

learn french

make jokes

>> No.7942393

>>7934590

cosby innocent

>> No.7942408

>>7934590

lift

>> No.7942474

ittrulywas aninfinitejest

>> No.7943656

Fuck her

>> No.7943910

Get help

>> No.7943959

fight on

>> No.7945609

>>7934590
No nitrous