/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.7926112]

What is the most /lit/ fetish?

[Anonymous No.7926115]

cornswaddling

[Anonymous No.7926116]

>>7926112

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

[Anonymous No.7926117]

>>7926112
DFW

[Anonymous No.7926120]

The most poetic fetish = tall, slender androgyne men and women, like david bowie

The most authorly fetish is anything disgusting. Authors typically have quirks, so stuff like scat, farts, vore, BBW, etc

[Anonymous No.7926122]

>>7926116
Wheres this from?

[Anonymous No.7926130]

>>7926122
your dads biography

[Anonymous No.7926137]

"I want to be Sara's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her Sara blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo Sara blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her Sara hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her Sara hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her Sara face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man".

[Anonymous No.7926141]

>>7926122
It's a letter from James Joyce to his waifu Nora.

[Anonymous No.7926144]

>>7926112
I like it when a girl grabs my ass as I throat fuck her. Bonus points if I get a nice view of the bulge it creates. Is this too vanilla, though?

[Anonymous No.7926213]

>>7926144
We are talking about the most literate fetish not about what a literal nobody finds arousing

[Anonymous No.7926220]

feet desu

[Anonymous No.7926224]

>>7926112
Fart smelling

[Anonymous No.7926228]

Bicycles

[Anonymous No.7926243]

/lit/ is probably a very repressed sadistic pansexual that requires very pretentious and specific contexts to be aroused.

[Anonymous No.7926264]

i like muscle girls desu

[Anonymous No.7926273]

>>7926224
this or something to do with an arse full of farts

[Anonymous No.7926276]

are trannies /lit/?

[Anonymous No.7926285]

>>7926137
has this really become lit's modern day version of joyce's letter to nora?

[Anonymous No.7926295]

>>7926112

Mozart and Joyce had massive things for assholes and farts. Leck Mich Im Arsch in b flat major is one of the most underrated pieces from Mozart's oeuvre.

I personally have a fascination with women's assholes, and from that I've drawn the conclusion that I am indeed a genius.

>>7926220

Much too common, Tarantino-tier fetish.

[Anonymous No.7926297]

raping schoolgirls

[Anonymous No.7926298]

>>7926213
I'm a published author and have actually experienced what I described. You're likely unwholesome in appearance and have yet to know the pleasure associated with a woman's absolute and willing submission.

[Anonymous No.7926308]

kill yourself dumb smelly worthless frogposter.

saged.

[Anonymous No.7926316]

Stream of consciousness

[Anonymous No.7926324]

>>7926308
>saged
Now that is something I haven't seen in a long time. Kind of miss it, actually.

[Anonymous No.7926329]

>>7926298

>finding gagging arousing

I just cannot stay serious when it happens, I always crack up with laughter.

But why do you lie on the internet though?

[Anonymous No.7926345]

>>7926112
Wholesome virginal aryan fräuleins, 100% cisgender, equipped with blonde braids and modest-cut dirndl. This might be too much for you liberals out there, but that's what turns me on

[Anonymous No.7926352]

>>7926116
>Second post, best post.

[Anonymous No.7926366]

cock and ball torture

[Anonymous No.7926375]

If you need to ask you should GET OUT

[Anonymous No.7926386]

>>7926329
For a woman to gag and remain sincerely dedicated is the attractive, arrousing aspect. The extent of such self sacrifice to the god of my pleasure is fucking hot. What man (who is not a self-depreciative cuck) does not want to be worshipped in this way?

[Anonymous No.7926406]

>>7926386
I'd feel pretty bad putting someone I call my girlfriend through it, unless she gets off on it.

[Anonymous No.7926409]

>>7926116
>tfw Joyce writing about farts and poop is superior to anything I'll ever write

[Anonymous No.7926417]

>>7926345
this. everything else is degenerate

[Anonyrnous No.7926467]

>>7926112

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[Anonymous No.7926471]

>>7926112
Cuckoldry

t. /pol/

[Anonymous No.7926490]

>>7926295
>Leck Mich Im Arsch
i thought this must've been a joke and i was shocked to find out this wasnt

[Anonymous No.7926505]

Frog posting

[Anonymous No.7926506]

>>7926417
>>7926345
/pol/ makes me cringe, the new fedor a atheists

[Anonymous No.7926523]

gay bondage

[Anonymous No.7926524]

>>7926112
The Simulacrum is Real=Traps are not Gay

[Anonymous No.7926544]

>>7926506
>/pol makes me cringe

[Anonymous No.7926554]

'Criticizing Infinite Jest without having read it' is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.7926575]

Realistically and pertaining to the question, wouldnt it be getting fucked by/fucking a book?

[Anonymous No.7926579]

>>7926345
>dirndl

you do know that the dirndl has nothing to do with any traditional agricultural style of life, right?

It was invented by the bourgeoise in the 19th century. After the first world war the Nazis adapted the dirndl and made it popular, creating a myth around it, pretending that it belongs to the hard working people of germany.

The real alpine farmers never had any dirndls until hitler told them that they where rad.

dirndl is basically a meme today.

[Anonymous No.7926602]

>>7926506
said by leftist nu-male who in all likelihood fantazises about a pack of negroes ramming his hypothetical gf

[Anonymous No.7926683]

>>7926544
>>7926506
/pol/ is very easily triggered.

[Anonymous No.7926705]

>>7926575
This title is like an algebra problem. Any math majors out there who can help?

[Anonymous No.7926730]

>>7926544
>>7926602
Nice arguments. Seriously you guys are the new /b/, EPIC LULZ IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR was replaced with MUH DEGENERACY U R A KEK, HAIL TRUMP.
Crringe worthy stuff. How do you react when confronted with an opposing view? Spout garbage memes !
Grow up already.

[Anonymous No.7926747]

>>7926730
cuck is a perfect insult. it exposes the inherent masochism in leftists who literally allow unwashed muslim hordes to rape european woman because they want to look oh so tolerant and progressive and redeem their white guilt. the fact that it triggers you shows there's at least a bit of truth in there

[Anonymous No.7926786]

Pedophilia, incest, and scat

[Anonymous No.7926844]

>>7926747
Or it's projection spawned from the average /pol/ user's insecurity. We can all play this armchair psychoanalysis game. I'm the opposite of a leftist but poltards is the cringiest living memes since fedora neckbeards. Also they have all the characteristics of the regressive left: identity politics, constantly spouting the same meaningless ad hominem attacks, easily triggered and dependent on it's safe-space aka echo chamber