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7896762

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:34:39 2016 No.7896762 [Reply] [Original]

>start reading
>1 hour later
>only 700 pages read

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:40:08 2016 No.7896776 >>7896762 I'm writer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:40:36 2016 No.7896779 >start eating >1 min later >only 700 burgers consumed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:42:18 2016 No.7896787 >>7896762 >start shitting >1 hour later >only 7 DFWs in the toilet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:58:28 2016 No.7896842 File: 257 KB, 434x440, 1458009461842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >perspiration starts >one hour later >only 700 quarts of sweat perspired

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:10:35 2016 No.7896885 >>7896776 already meme'ng it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:15:54 2016 No.7897107 File: 329 KB, 586x433, 186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >start writing >two pages later >only forty pages of footnotes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:19:17 2016 No.7897119 dfw uses often the word mammoth as a qualificative (idk in english but)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:52:08 2016 No.7897243 >500 word essay for friday >havent even started just kill me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:54:13 2016 No.7897247 >>7896885 (sorry)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:56:19 2016 No.7897252 >>7896762 >It took an hour to write... >I thought it'd take an hour to read!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:59:36 2016 No.7897263 File: 116 KB, 639x640, 24214491192_b2e8cddb17_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7896779 Look at the man now. I'd be surprised if his withering arms could even pick a burger up from the plane of a table, let alone eat an entire one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:08:05 2016 No.7897286 >>7897263 i wish he were sitting on my face rn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:15:47 2016 No.7897317 >>7897243 >300 word essay due next week >haven't even MLA formatted kill me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:35:54 2016 No.7897388 >>7897263 Is there any worse hell imaginable than an American who has been deprived of his FREEDOM to eat a burger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:35:57 2016 No.7897389 >>7897263 He even lost that contemptuous smile I was hoping Harold would remain reasonably aged forever. I don't want him to turn into a high schooler's wax paper art project.