/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.7895643]

>it's a sex scene

[Anonymous No.7895649]

[Anonymous No.7895656]

>>7895649
They are incredibly awkward to read and should only be implied.

[Anonymous No.7895659]

I literally put the book down if this happens. Same with any requited declarations of love or anything involving two people being affectionate towards each other. It just pains me too much to read a this point. It started with music and my unconsciously turning off or switching to another song when the lyrics were about being in love and so on. Then I realized what I was doing and why I wasn't enjoying music like I used to. This has since spilled over to literature, movies and even 4chan posts. If someone posts about their girlfriend or something my instinct is to instantly convince myself that they are lying and then to close the thread. It really is a form of torture to have to exist in a culture where romantic affection is granted the highest value. I literally only choose books to read now wherein I know in advance that the protagonist does not experience romantic affection.

[Anonymous No.7895664]

I hate it when the book has references to gay sex. I sincerely believe that Burroughs would have been the greatest of author of all time if he hadn't been such a blatant homosexual.

[Anonymous No.7895665]

>>7895659
>autism: the post

[Anonymous No.7895666]

>it's a murakami sex scene

[Anonymous No.7895672]

>>7895659
We are on the same page, anon. I can't stand music about sex, drugs or other hedonistic topics. Many people would say it's "the fox and the sour grapes" mentality, but that's not true in my case. I've had sex and drugs, but nothing is more cringeworthy than reading about them.

I can read about love though, as long as it's suspenseful.

[Anonymous No.7895682]

Was the sex scene in this supposed to be creepy and disgusting?

I still don't understand what Murakami was trying to achieve with that shit. If he did mean for it to be disgusting and weird, then he nailed it. Having Simamoto tell MC she always thought of how big his dick was when they were children was fucking hilarious I had to put the book down and laugh.

[Anonymous No.7895691]

>It's a Russian scene
>Vodka music starts playing

[Anonymous No.7895692]

>>7895691
>it's a vietnam scene
>fortunate son starts playing

[Anonymous No.7895698]

>It's a Don Gately chapter

[Anonymous No.7895704]

>>7895643
>its not a sex scene

[Anonymous No.7895710]

>>7895682
>I had to put the book down and laugh.
Honestly the only appropriate response to Murakami sex scenes

[Anonymous No.7895727]

>the bit in stoner
It was everything I hoped that it could be. The whole arc with Katherine changed my view of how love could be depicted in lit.

[Anonymous No.7895739]

>frogposting
>tumblr image
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.7895989]

>It's a guy gets raped in the ass with a revolver

Fucking King

[Anonymous No.7895993]

>>7895656

Virgin: the post

[Anonymous No.7896051]

>>it's a gender swap fantasy scene where the protagonist gets an arm plunged "elbow deep" into his new vagina

[Anonymous No.7896058]

>>7895656
t. virgin

[Anonymous No.7896081]

>>7895659
I have a lot of insecurities involving sex and relationships but I don't let that dictate what I do or don't read, listen etc. I don't know what I'd do if I was like you since I wouldn't be able to listen to Prince or read a lot of varied and worthwhile literature.

[Anonymous No.7896084]

>>7895664
Gay sex bothers me less than straight sex for some reason. I guess it's like how bad acting in another language is less awkward than in your own because there is a certain distance.

[Anonymous No.7896089]

>>7895666
i swear i remember someone fucking their mother in kafka on the shore, pls confirm

[Anonymous No.7896094]

>>7896089
You'll have to sharpen your query if you want accurate results bud.

[Anonymous No.7896109]

>its a sex dream that turns violent but all the feelings are abstract and don't make sense

[Anonymous No.7896165]

>it's a 'man is only man when he's working' scene

[Anonymous No.7896173]

>>7895698
>it's a Marathe and Steeply chapter

[Anonymous No.7896312]

I'm writing about a black Puerto Rican who has priapism and hyperspermia and who works as a bisexual male prostitute for couples in the Bronx of the eighties. And I'm contriving despicable sex scenes with him, and middle-aged middle class white Americans. Where the white males are incapable of having an erection, and one of them squeals like a little pig when he is fucked in the asshole, and another one that drinks the incredible loads of semen after Wilmer is done fucking his wife. It's going to be awesome, desu. I won't post any of it, and also, it is in Spanish. Have a nice day!

[Anonymous No.7896327]

>>7896312
sounds shit

[Anonymous No.7897458]

>write sex scene
>be virgin

I'm semi-confident that nobody would be able to tell

[Anonymous No.7897694]

>>7895993
>>7896058
ree, etc.

[Anonymous No.7897706]

>>7895659
i do this too
it disheartens me so so much
especially when the character is described as awkward or is supposed to be slovenly and weird
love and relationships are central to the human experience and i cant get them

[Anonymous No.7897735]

There are some good sex scenes in ths book.

[Anonymous No.7897752]

he Shape of Her, by Rowan Somerville

“The wet friction of her, tight around him, the sight of her open, stretched around him, the cleft of her body, it tore a climax out of him with a final lunge. Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he screwed himself into her.

[Anonymous No.7897768]

[Anonymous No.7897772]

>>7897768
haha what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.7897774]

>>7895656
This

[Anonymous No.7897803]

>>7897772

[Anonymous No.7897841]

Honestly, is there any sex scene that is well written?

[Anonymous No.7897878]

>>7897841
the shiteating scene in Gravity's Rainbow

[Anonymous No.7897913]

>>7897803
Thanks for letting us know there's always worse than what we imagine

[Anonymous No.7897926]

>>7897803
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.7897937]

I have an anthology of LGBT plays in my shelf at home. (don't ask - I was taking a course in undergrad that needed it) When I get home I'll post the sex scene from one of the more popular plays. It's horrendous.

[Anonymous No.7897949]

>>7897841

The one with Noam Chomsky and the strippers doing meth and fucking.

[Anonymous No.7897952]

>>7896173
>it's a poor tony chapter

[Anonymous No.7897961]

>>7897803
anyone else got legit aroused?

[Anonymous No.7897967]

Never mind. I remembered the title and got my roommate to send me pictures. The play is called "Bent" by Martin Sherman. It follows two gay men in separate sections of a Nazi concentration camp. This is the sex scene where they "fuck" each other through the fence. Keep in mind, this was originally performed in German.

Enjoy - 1/6

[Anonymous No.7897971]

>>7897967
2/6 why tf is it coming out sideways

[Anonymous No.7897972]

>>7897937
I'm actually looking forward to that. I've never read any LGBT literature, only 19th century or early 20th century stuff.

[Anonymous No.7897975]

>>7897971
3/6

[Anonymous No.7897974]

wew

[Anonymous No.7897981]

>>7897975
4/6

[Anonymous No.7897982]

>>7897967
>>7897971
>>7897975
Jesus Christ, what has literature become?

[Anonymous No.7897983]

>>7897975
Holy fuck did people have to act this out on stage in front of other people?

[Anonymous No.7897985]

>>7897981
5/6

[Anonymous No.7897988]

>>7897985
6/6

>>7897982
The rest of the plays are actually pretty decent. This particular play is an outlier, but it was incredibly popular in the NYC off broadway scene during the 80's

[Anonymous No.7897992]

>>7897988
>>7897985
>>7897981
>>7897975
>>7897971
>>7897967
you win

[Anonymous No.7897997]

>>7896051
t. Odysseus

[Anonymous No.7897998]

>>7897981
>mouth
>cock
>cock
>mouth

And I thought the all the "yes" in the previous page weren't bad enough, holy hell.

[Anonymous No.7898007]

>>7897967
>>7897971
>>7897975
>>7897981
>>7897982
>>7897985
>>7897988
I've never laughed this hard in my life holy fuck anon

[Anonymous No.7898036]

>>7897841
Joyce's letters to Nora

[Anonymous No.7898042]

>>7897841
Yes, all of the ones in The Lime Twig.

[Anonymous No.7898296]

>>7897841
What about the letters James Joyce wrote to his wife about fucking the farts out of her? They were pretty good.

[Anonymous No.7898547]

"At this point, Chomsky gritted his teeth and began punishing Cassandra's hamtrap vigorously. He held her by her upraised right leg and her thin, backstretched left arm.
'Uh-oh-ah-uh-ah-UH-ah-UH-oh-AH!!!' she grunted as he bounced her off his pubic bone, at the mercy of a machine gone berserk. I wondered how whoever enjoyed her company next would even feel the sides. Her eyes closed in thrall, her smallish breasts bouncing in a blur; she looked something like a woman on a unicycle descending a very long flight of stairs.
'Stick your fingers in my asshole!' Chomsky commanded Monique, kneeling behind him, who complied promptly. 'Gnaaaaaah!' he heaved, releasing Cassandra, who fell to a spent heap before him into Desiree's outspread legs.
'Hold still!' he barked, leveling his chowdergun at them, squeezing back its venom as long as he could. Then it unleashed, blasting them with splash after splash of his gushing manblast. Monique hammered three fingers into his rectum like she was feeding belt ammo into an artillery gun, and the result seemed to be the kind of powerful hosing velocity usually associated with Civil Rights demonstrations. He exploded like an oil derrick that had tapped forces from deep inside the earth no human could hope to control.

When it was over, Cassandra and Desiree were festooned with hot, ropey ejaculate, like they had been too close to an industrial accident at a pancake batter factory.
'Sweet Jesus,' Monique said in wonderment, peeking around his hip to take in the scene, 'you're like a one-man bukkake shoot!' "

[Anonymous No.7898625]

>>7895659
haha don't rape a girl on the way out ahahaha